Describe, in your opinion, the perfect female form
my gf
>>35307933
Wrapped around my dick
>>35307933
Skinny. Firm. Not necessarily toned, but thin and definitely thinner than me is a must.
honestly, probably exactly your pic.
pic related
>>35307933
For a start, no lordosis.
>>35307975
c'mon man how retarded are you
basically Nicole Mejia with slightly bigger tits.
>>35307984
You know what he means. Your problem with his statement is semantic.
Voe
I don't think there's such a thing. Proportions, race and height lead to certain body types, which can be perfect in different ways. As long as stuff fits visually together and the person isn't fat, they can appeal to different kind of tastes.
>>35308001
it isn't semantic. she's sticking her ass out; that's obviously not her natural standing posture.
>>35307938
faget
>>35308010
this makes too much sense to be on 4chan
>>35308107
Wouldimpregnate/10
>You will never have such fertile females.
>>35308073
Duck mouth.
>>35308107
>bmw
Into the trash.
>>35307933
hnggggggggggggggggggggg
>>35308263
i remember this guy i'm pretty sure he posted on fit. he was cool
>>35307933
WHO DIS?????
>>35308096
Im biting my lip so hard im afraid im gonna accidentally eat my entire face
>>35307933
here.
>>35308263
>>35308296
Shoop.
>>35308288
this
>>35308096
this
>>35307933
Pic related
1. Thick
2. Firm
3. Good fat depositions
>>35308263
holy shit lotus your body is legit 10/10
Fuckin mirin m8
Since I started getting fit (and older) I went from finding skinny blonde grills hot as fuark to drooling after chubby ones, preferably with low self esteem.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on
that girl from the Sia videos but with an 8x6
>>35308350
Right there withy you bud.
They are easy and will do anything. Tempting combination.
>>35308288
Her ass is photoshopped on the leftmost picture, right?
>>35307933
high test robot grills.
Natty queen Sophie, of course.
>>35308394
Holy shit.
...More...?
>>35308107
One on the right for sure
One on left still would because she's clearly fun, but the second pair of tits is a negative
>>35308394
Would fondle those leg stumps/10
>>35308394
I'd call her a Gekko and scream cow noises while banging her
>>35308263
god damn you lotus
>>35308398
>natty
>has the body of a man
are you fucking stupid? this bitch takes steroid and/or powdered jew. the fitness industry has no place for nattys because the fitness industry is ran by the supplementation industry
>>35308519
>implying EHP Labs Beyond BCAA kiwi and strawberry flavour and Oxywhey strawberry flavour bought with promocode SOPHIE10 isn't natty
>>35307933
about 5'7"
thin waist
large hips
juicy squat butt
thick thighs
B/C cup breasts
long dark brown hair
green eyes
pale skin
thick lips
>>35308519
Young women (17-23 years old) with perfect genetics (none of this squat girl+test+fake tits bullshit)>all
>>35308535
is there moar
>>35308263
Shit dude you look like a superhero
>>35308562
Another young girl with perfect genetics.
>>35308554
using powdered jew does not make you natty. you are relying on drugs to help you lift. might as well take steroids fag. all that shit is fraud.
>>35308575
Last one. Literally just born with a perfect body, it's just not fair.
>>35308585
if her waist was two inches smaller then it would be perfect
>>35308562
>17-23
>young
>>35308583
lmao I bet you're one of those hypocrites that eat more food than you need to barely survive in order to fascilitate and accelerate the building of muscle.
>>35308558
this but 5'9" cuz im not a manlet
>>35308408
n-no... if you don't have pictures saved, it isn't a fetish, right?
>>35308575
lets be real. she has great tits, an average body, and an average face. Also has aged horribly.
>>35308408
>>35308241
>he says this as he drives a civic that shoots rice
>>35308657
this is a sfw board mate
>>35308614
>sophie arvebrink
you should change that filename...
>>35308633
>Claire
>average anything
No.
>aged horribly
Most chicks peak before 22. She was a 9+/10 as a high schooler so she really had nowhere to go but down.
>>35308614
>I bet you're one of those hypocrites that eat more food than you need to barely survive in order to fascilitate and accelerate the building of muscle.
wrong
fucking cracker you made that i called you on on your bullshit. keep believeing in fake nattys. might as well say rich piana is a natty too
>>35308583
>>35308657
>>35308657
What do you think you are doing, /fit/izen
>>35308681
rich piana is natty though
>>35308674
You think? I pulled it from her Instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/p/91baYSwhd4/?taken-by=sophiearvebrink
>>35308681
Okay I'm sorry, you're very natty.
>>35308394
>>35308625
>>35308638
2D > 3D
2D > 3D
I lift for my waifu.
>>35308107
Seriously? Guys are really into that trashy face? She's chubby and already has fucking wrinkles she's trying to cover with tons of makeup.
>>35307933
Your mom
>>35308720
>waifu
>no curves
n-no homo
>>35308263
whoa still natural? that's awesome bro
>>35308760
It's ok, shes special to me.
>>35307996
this all day
>>35308263
>tfw lotus posts his pic in a totally unrelated thread, says nothing, then just faps to everyones compliments
>>35308836
His name is FakeBikeBrah, and he is a modern, digital Dandy, only existing to the extent that he is seen.
Do not resent him. Pity him.
>>35308666
Yes.
Literally perfect.
>>35307933
Sauce plz
5'7''
toned tummy
perky c-cup breasts
long legs
peachy bum
pink innie vagina
redhead
blue/green eyes
bros back in 30.000 BC had the right idea. Look at them tittays, and imagine the calf potential on those babies.
pic related
>>35308657
wow
>>35307933
Not her
>>35308107
>chub
Uhnope.
>>35308677
>potato nose
>boxy hips
gr8 b8 m8
>>35308583
Wtf is powdered jew?
>>35307975
Mah nigga
>>35308535
She has very ugly face.
>>35308570
It's an attentionwhore from 2ch's /fiz/.
The reason for attentionwhoring is that she is quite ugly otherwise.
Don't have pics, sorry.
>>35308942
had all of this except for redhead....
thank you genetics...
>>35308585
Do people really find that attractive?
I guess I have been living in Israel for too long.
I only see a pretentious non-feminine dumb cunt.
Am I the only one who doesn't want overdone hair and makeup? Or that fake smile with fake white plastic looking teeth?
>young, thick, disdainful
That's perfection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
>>35309290
>am I the only one who falls for the "no makeup, all natural" meme?
Yes, it's because you've never seen a girl without it
>>35309320
>"i only want a girlfriend who looks fabbbuuloooouuussss!!!!"
>pretending to be straight
>>35309315
fuck off
>>35308263
Mirin. N-no homo
>>35309234
Mah Mako
>>35308656
I drive a car that is not screaming "I just bought this brand because it's what is considered cool by idiots like me".
>>35307938
Must be gay
>>35307933
dude, that lower back fucking frightens me
>>35308263
Mirin
>>35308263
Lookin solid m8
>>35309363
What
Are you under the impression that the 16 yo in your pic isn't wearing makeup or something? Lol
>>35309139
Name?
>>35308096
I'd kill to impregnate that whore, not even joking
> hngh test overload
>>35309575
I said 'overdone makeup'. Foundation, natural shade of lipstick and LIGHT mascara looks fine. Unnatural color blusher, lipstick, eyeshadow or heavy mascara is clown shit.
>>35308562
>>35308575
toronto girls are bitchy as fuck
>>35308296
Looks like the Supreme Gentleman's sister.
>>35308350
Your brain has finally aligned your preferences with the type of woman you may actually have a chance with
>>35309365
High test is a meme, mate.
>>35309643
>am I the only one who likes what everyone likes? Pls say yes- I just HAVE to feel special and unique.
Faggot
>>35308900
Emma K model
>>35309365
>Queen of cellulites
>High test
Choose one
This is my jam
>>35309788
Name?
>>35309611
Muh dick
>>35309612
I second this
>>35309799
>those tits
>>35309808
Sorry wish I knew her name myself
>>35309842
What about them
![a52b8d45bc8724edbc6dc13efbadeabc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s7MfJeH.jpg "a52b8d45bc8724edbc6dc13efbadeabc[1].jpg")
>>35309758
>i can't read but there must be some way i can make him look like the retard
Gettin' desperate bro, maybe go back to reddit for a while.
>>35309144
this makes me kind of sad
basically skinny with good fat deposits in TnA
the goddess in the blue&pink feline leggins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Taj3l9DLELw
11/10
>>35310125
Took me a while to realize that the front person is actually a dude.
>>35309857
More please
>>35310207
>>35307944
This
Whatever pussy my dick is in
>>35307933
Alysa Milano
I like dem thick girls, though. there's a point where I don't want to be seen in public with em but still wanna fuck them. anyone else know this feel?
>>35310215
>dat chest gap
u could park a denali in that 2bh famalam
>>35310201
They're actually siblings, Kasynets
>>35309684
Would wife sadly
>>35310252
This
/fit/ ruined my view on women before coming here I didn't even know what a cheater gap was but now... Even the hottest girls are ruined for me if they have a chest gap
I'm not going to potentially fuck over my future sons with that risk
>t-thanks /fit/
>>35308981
Notice how even back then they put a bag over it's head
>>35309857
is this post op mtf?
>>35308263
Would be mirrin if natty and not nigger desu senpai
>>35308096
Holy fucking shit.
>>35308263
>nigger
>big dick
pick one
still mirin' desu
>>35310403
That's not a sexy position.
>>35308096
I need a name
>>35310302
tits aren't muscles, you stupid fuck.
this or
tfw source never ever
>>35310411
>taking the time to post about another dude's dick
Lmao. Cuck general?
>>35310453
>this or
this or perhaps
>>35310360
>4.9 ft
>perfect
choose one
>>35310466 greater than emma
>>35310466
this too
>>35310469
Nah I'd love a little mini tank to snuggle with.
>>35310475
finally need to include this too
FUKKK these thighs boy i would happily die in them
I'm so drunk guys help
>>35310472
There's plenty of girls to fuck, the ideal body for me really morphs with what im feeling
this type is my current masturbation material
>no gf
>>35310452
Are you serious right now?
A chest gap is visible with or without muscle
And if a girl has a chest gap that's just bad genetics
>>35310489
what are you drinking?
>>35310501
photoshop?
>>35310511
I'm home alread but the barmaiden was offering me drinks. Help evr4ything is spinning
>>35310521
do you like eggs?
>>35310313
Yes actually.
>>35310403
Shit form
>>35307975
>Lordosis
>2/10 would not bang
>>35310466
>perfect
>those books
>>35310530
Fuck yes bro I'll have some tomorrw pls
Ps: fuck this captcha so hard
>>35310546
make some and post pics I'm hungry but don't have any eggs you got this bro please I'm also drunk
desu senpaitachi
>>35310569
>evr1 iz prfct luv urslf
>liek if u cry evry tiem.
>>35310560
Bro sorry pls i cant. Last time I put eggs on the flame. Dont want a risk it sry
Ps captcha street names I got this
>>35310595
Kill yourself for completely missing his point, you autistic mongoloid.
>>35310606
:^)
>>35310569
>>35310595
>tfw you were too subtle for /fit/
>>35310601
dude, like I said, bro. You got this. I'm so hungry man pls
I prefer scrambled eggs because runny yoke is like snot I mean c'mon why do you do THAT???
>>35310615
Can't risk but can't disappoint bro. Have this image of the best eggs on google. I'm so sorry man but I'll destroy the stove otherwis3
Stop shitposting, faggots, and post some high test women.
>>35307996
eh. she's getting old
Something like this. Pretty face, thick thighs, wide hips and a fat ass are kinda mandatory. Big tities are nice, but optional.
>>35310658
nah bro, scrambled and I put cheddar cheese on. I don't like you anymore.
>>35307933
This. Strong thick thighs but not too toned, great ass, tight core and some mild overall definition. I don't care too much about breasts.
>>35310667
BRUH
>tfw still can't find a fuck vid
>>35310248
I know this feel. Had a sex with a girl who had a ridiculously thick ass. Cute girl, really kind but I wouldn't exactly call her girlfriend material.
>>35310674
Sorry bro, I tries . Show your gf if she's cute pls
>>35310667
>>35310685
that's because there are none
no idea why (actually kind of do, she shops pics but still she's hot and should do legit porn vids ffs) such a fucking waste to only have pics of her
>>35310698
it's okay, man. I'm hungry for tacos anyways should I drive drunk to taco bell? do you think they'd call the cops? I'll get like 20 soft shells. fuck I love tacos, man. do you like guacomole?
>>35309139
>>35309365
would not put that cottage cheese on my berry/10
>>35309684
neat.
how often do you ever see a big titties azn?
>>35310715
Never had taco bell, I'm from Europe. You also /nogf/ right now?
>tfw this picture always gets deleted and I don't know why
>>35309144
Has anyone here ever seen the kind of guy that gets girls like these? Are they chads? Tyrones? Rich old fat men? What? This guy?
>>35309857
that fucking pigsty
>>35310739
>girls like these
A pretty big variety has been posted ITT anon.
>>35310501
>nigress
dropped/10
>>35310685
Hard to see the high test there. This one is much better.
>>35310720
jesus christ. Where do these women hangout
>>35310730
Yes. Of course. I should have known based on your usage of the word "barmaiden" Isn't it time for europoors bedtime? i'm jus kidding though did you know that we wash our eggs and it makes thos so that they don't last as long and refrigeration is mandatory? you should be proud of your egg keeping habits, man. very proud.
>>35307933
I dont know but
R2D2 reactivates at the end and provides the missing piece of the map that leads to Luke
>w-why are you sniffing my crotch, s-senpai?
>>35310762
backstage at ti and tyler the creator shows
>>35308263
I got a semi
im not gay i swear
m-mirin
>>35310772
>low res
>>35310667
>mfw must start ss and gomad
>hhhhnnnggg.png
>>35310764
Why are acrossthepond-ers so afraid of salmonela and bacteria etc etc c'mon bros enjoy life you're not gonna die. Tbqh
>>35308296
>>35308288
>>35308096
>>35308666
>>35308698
>>35309365
>>35309623
>>35310248
>>35310565
>>35310667
>>35310691
>>35310720
>>35310760
>>35310772
>>35310771
>>35310785
what kind of guy gets to hit this? I'm willing to to transform into a cocky asshole no matter what it takes
>>35308263
You look like a fucking superhero, god damn
>>35310790
Below 8x6 need not apply, famiglia.
>>35310789
man, we have department of agriculture lobbyists and whatnot. It's all out of my control. if I could choose to have my eggs last 3 months+ I totally would man, I totally would. fucking croissants in the captcha goddamn I'm hungry
>>35310809
Sucks desu but a girl from your country is cute and sends nudes to me so I like USA. And you seem like a bro. I'm horny and hungry fak
>>35310702
dem thighs
>>35308334
this
so many "high test" bitches that are just insanely obese. the fat has to go in just the right places to be a true 10/10
I did everything you said to do, /fit. I counted my calories, I did SS, I look like a typical /fit girl (not high test).
I got a boyfriend and he didn't find me sexy at all. When we got in bed, his penis was limp, at best he'd get half-hard for a minute.
What am I supposed to do? I'm already thin and/fit, my diet is almost completely clean.
To make things worse, this is the second boyfriend who has said that I'm hot but terrible in bed. My previous boyfriend said he had literally never gotten a worse blowjob.
I'll put as much effort into sex as I did into SS! Really! But they all leave after struggling with my skills in bed
;_;
I guess I don't have a question, I'm just wallowing.
>>35310851
dat face doe
this threat just
I can't
I've never such specimens in the real world. Send help bruh
>>35310864
Girl, this is drunk bro. Email me at quor_te@hotmail and I'll make you hot af. Training plan and macros. Totally serious.ofc i'll do it tomorrow not drunk. Hit me up if you're serious and want your bf to wreck you cuz you hot. Drunk bro out.
>>35310864
Post a picture of your ass I think we will be better equipped to counsel you
>>35310864
>What am I supposed to do?
Don't just lay there like a corpse.
>>35310790
>what kind of guy gets to hit this?
this guy
>>35308263
