>"So Anon, why aren't you going out tonight? Do't you have any friends? Do you seriously only go to the gym all day?"
>>35302454
this is sad desu. Would rather reap them social gains then slave my life away pumping iron. Cardio forever (weak as fuck tho)
>>35302454
how do I fuck sluts that look like that /fit/?
>tfw thought about going out tonight alone but idk where to go
>>35302467
step 1. Don't be a manlet
>>35302490
So I should buy shoe lifts?
>>35302454
fugggggggg, 10/10 for a white girl
>>35302570
I don't like her nose.
>>35302579
She doesn't like you.
Not feeling it tonight, but I am tomorrow.
>>35302579
>implying you could get a girl half as attractive as her.
Coked up laying in bed at 5:35am come at me breh
"anon... I want to show you something I've been working on in the other room. SIKE MOTHER FUCKER IT WAS A SUICIDE BOMB! ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!"
>>35302570
>small tits
>10/10
pick one
>>35302454
There is a girl that looks like this in the restaurant down my house.
Is it legit to try and hit on a waitress, /fit/? She's banging hot and she knows it, seeing how she has the typical bombshell behaviour
>Inexpressive as fuck
>Straight as fuark posture
>Speaks very low
>>35302504
I was wondering this, too. I'm 5'8, could I meme my way up?
Voe is fucking bae
>>35302570
>>35302579
>>35302687
I'd rather have a B cup over a D cup any day
>>35302667
Swedish girls are still hot.
>>35302454
Wanna fuck after?
>>35302705
whoever is keeping that collage hopefully sees this to add to it
>>35302751
That dude hella autistic he'll be here.
I like these threads 2bh. Don't even have to go to /r9k/ to roleplay anymore
>>35302762
eh, i don't mind them either way, i just like how this board has someone almost as autistic as barneyfag
>>35302762
>collage autist
>not out scoring mad pussy on Friday night
He's learned so much from these threads about women
>>35302705
WOW! HOT a WHAT Babbhabiat
>>35302691
/fit/ kun, answer.
I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Gslick out
voe is so fucking hot that she transcends sexual desire and immediately makes me just want to get her pregnant and raise a beautiful family with her. Girls like her are dangerous, brehs.
>>35302834
i know that feel
>>35302709
a-fuckin-men
giant tits (especially bolt-ons) are like having an H2 or a faggy super-lifted F150.
a gorgeous chick with nice Bs or Cs is like a nice beemer or an Aston.
proportional is classy. giant tits are trashy.
>>35302829
> 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame
the virgin neckbeard that wrote this pasta doesnt realize the number is the size of ribs/chest under the boobs. 44 is for a fatass or a she-hulk.
>>35302709
>>35302894
Confirmed for not knowing cup sized lol. You probably think D cup is big when in reality it's only big on 5'2" skinny bimbos with bolt ons. Irl you wouldn't think twice about D cups on a taller medium-sized (not fat) woman
It's like women with dick size, girls have no fucking idea what an 8" dick looks like, but to them it sounds "amazing" and then they get off on the sex when the dude's really just 6 inches lol.
>>35302894
>beemer
Ask me how I know you don't know shit about cars
>>35302894
>I haven't been with a woman with large tits
>>35302978
i didnt say anything wrong, a 44 band size is fat chick status. my point was he said "a tight fucking frame. i mean a real skinny bitch"
>>35302994
youre retarded. i dont want to post a fucking book about my car knowledge but i know a fuck ton about cars and calling a bmw a beemer is way easier for the 99.999% of people that dont know as much about them as I do. im not trying to impress anyone, not even you, im just getting a point across.
ya fuckin tool.
>>35302978
Shutup slut.
>>35303025
>youre retarded. i dont want to post a fucking book about my car knowledge but i know a fuck ton about cars and calling a bmw a beemer is way easier for the 99.999% of people that dont know as much about them as I do. im not trying to impress anyone, not even you, im just getting a point across.
Oh ho holy fuck it is a crime this wasn't posted in /o/ this is on par with the navy seal copypasta
>>35302978
so true. I thought that letter size= boob size like probably most guys but last week the gf just learned that she's a 32d, not the 34b she thought. felt dumb, guys like me education :/
>>35303025
you sound like a faggot
>>35303044
we arent on /o/ fucking moron
let me spell this out for you
190523Z 1906/2012 24012KT P6SM -SHSN SCT040 BKN050
TEMPO 1906/1908 4SM -SHSN BKN025 OVC035
FM190900 26008KT P6SM -SHSN SCT035 BKN045
FM191500 27014G24KT P6SM BKN035
is fine to post on an aviation forum because you'd be able to tell that means the weather is gonna suck for my 18/36 runway tomorrow.
but here, on this non aviation forum, i'd just say its gonna be windy as fuck.
or are you still too thick to understand.
>>35303083
>im rubber
>youre glue
what now, smart guy?
>>35303097
Would you call a Boeing 747 a G6 though?
They're called "bimmer"s shithead. You're welcome. If you make that mistake around real men who actually know shit about cars you'd embarrass yourself.
http://www.bmwccbc.org/misc/tech-and-trivia/bimmer.html
>>35303120
>real men
>driving pussy ass cars
Lol
>>35303120
are you british or what? on top gear uk they say bimmer. they also say "zonder" for zonda, "croyzzluh" for chrysler, "nyss-in" for nissan, "tezzla" for tesla, and so on.
you phonetically say 'bee-em-doubleyou' everyone I know just cuts it off the doubleyou and says beem'r. its not like fags that say jagwire not knowing its really jag-you-are.
even your damn website says
>Bimmer - proper accepted slang for BMW cars. Most people don't know this.
>most people dont know this
i say again, this is not /o/
i suppose you'll give me shit for not calling it aluminium?
>>35302504
Manlets, when will they fucking learn
>>35302454
job
>>35302994
You can be a car/auto enthusiast without being a BMW enthusiast specifically.
just sayin'
>>35302834
don't worry, chance are a girl like that will never let you impregnate her.
>>35303247
In a non-white/black country/continent.
