>"Teehee, are you man enough for us, Anon?!"
>>35282600
I always picture some fat neckbeard saying these posts out loud before he posts them.
>>35282600
Bend over and we shall see
>>35282600
One too many dimensions for me. My Waifu pillow is more woman than all of you whores combined.
>>35282606
Stop projecting
>>35282600
Pictures like this piss me off. It isn't that the girls aren't hot - they are - it's just that they are pretending to be tough shit/ghetto while they aren't.
I've known girls like that - they would make faces in front of the camera and in the club but would be absolute lambs during the day. I don't get it. Maybe I am stupid, dunno.
more like are they man enough for me
>no homo
>>35282649
You're not stupid. Probably autistic, but not stupid. They're just posing. Why get worked up about it? Besides, it doesn't look like they're acting tough. Slutty, yes but not tough.
>>35282649
You see through the bullshit, dont feel bad
Society is filled with more cancer than all of. /mlp/, people just dont like to admit it
>>35282672
>Why get worked up about it?
I hate fakeness - once I got to know some of them they were nice people. Some of them were nuts, others were delusional and some were really scarred shitless from life and about their future.
>>35282600
I keep seeing "teehee" being used but honestly senpai I have no idea what sound that's supposed to be. I know it's a laugh. But what the fuck kind of laugh is that? It's more like a sneeze
>>35282649
They're Victoria's Secret models
Posing sluttily is literally their profession
I was once flirting with a 7/10 high test woman, and just after I asked her out, she said 'I don't think youre man enough for me'.
I literally had no reply, I just managed to spurt out an 'o-oh really' before she walked off.
And for the record, I'm 6'1, weighed in at about 95 kg, was around 12%bodyfat, and at that time was an undefeated heavyweight boxer.
maybe she knew my dick was only 6.5 inches long and couldnt please her ;_;
>>35282649
They don't look very tough or ghetto to me.
>>35282758
Girls usually do these muh lesbianism poses to try to get the bad bitch image, so to them it's tough
Trust me I'm a girl I know how they think
>>35282786
So why do you girls do it? These are paid models and all so it makes sense but why does your every day girl like to strike poses?
This isn't a criticism and all, I really want to know.
>"Teehee, are you man enough for us, Anon?!"
>"Nay, for I am *too* manly. Your slutty wiles cannot affect me, for I am a true man."
>I penguin walk away, still sore from yesterday's leg training
>narrowly dodged three gains goblins
Girls act like OP PIC so that they seem promiscuous and sexually demanding, so only the chaddiest of Chads will talk to them
>>35282600
Ask your brother.
>>35282600
>implying I couldnt take all 3 of you with one hand behind my back
>implying that isnt my preferred style of kenjutsu anyway
Fucking whores
>>35282786
I'm also a girl and I completely disagree with you.
>>35282880
Keked, good one anon
>>35282834
kekkerino
>>35282964
Trust. Me.
>>35282702
You probably have shit confidence. Why do you autimatically think it was due to your body stats / physique? Lol @ u m8.
>>35282799
Cause they think it's cute duh
Think it makes them hot and cool
And fun/funny
>"Teehee, are you man enough for us, Anon?!"
*deploys pipebomb*
*tactically shit myself*
Confrontation over...
>>35282600
Consider suicide succubi
>>35282600
This bitch is wearing a rope for a belt, I don't deal with plebs.
>>35282600
"I don't think so, I'm a post-op gay black jew transvetite"
Humour trumps all you fags, if a girl tries to tease you don't drop your spaghetti. Flip it or humour it.
"I was actually thinking you seem too childish for me. Your fun is insecure"
>>35283190
What you're saying is basically don't drop your spaghetti, drop your ass burgers instead
>>35282702
>;_;
there is your problem
>>35283222
Don't drop your ass burgers: own it.
>>35283230
Present your ass burgers to the ladies
Let them see it
Let them smell it on you
>>35283258
They just asked if you're man enough for them. They literally just did.
What is your response? You'll fucking freeze mate.
>>35283190
>"I don't think so, I'm a post-op gay black jew transvetite"
Way too tryhard for best comedic effect
Unless you think that type of over the top tryhard humor is actually superior in which case you are a reddit kuck and those girls would never have teased a subhuman like you in the first place
>"I was actually thinking you seem too childish for me. Your fun is insecure"
Ok just lol. Confirmed loser.
>>35283190
>>35283270
>consider suicide succubi
Autism on one hundred thousand. What would your response be? Or are you the invisible type who'd come up with something hours later?
Can guarantee that OTT shit will work. It's dismissed them since you've stated you're not actually manly enough, and it has a bullshit reason. Your sense of self-worth will go up, and while it seems like spaghetti to you, to girls you would have just won them over. Or, as you say, completely lost them. Who gives a fuck.
>>35283270
>>35283277
What would you say? Honestly, give it right now. What would you say?
That's right.
Nothing.
>>35283320
akzhually yes I'm autistic. Got a problem with that?
>What would your response be?
"dunno I'd have to ask my mommy/anaconda/pet turtle"
U mirin?
>>35283375
It's obvious. You're never going to make it.
Goodbye.
>>35282685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj5STC6FaUw
>>35283388
I was actually thinking you seem too childish for me. Your fun is insecure
>>35283409
At least you learn from those more skilled than you. That's pretty good.
Maybe you will make it in some form or another! Maybe you'll shitpost til you die.
>>35283190
Please don't do this, it makes you look like a fucking moron and will cause nearby people to feel secondhand embarrassment.
>>35283320
>What would you say? Honestly, give it right now. What would you say?
I'd get as close as physically possible to them, maintain eye contact with the one in the centre, and say "Why don't we find out?" No need to spill your spaghetti like a super virgin.
>>35282786
>>35282964
I'm also a gril and i disagree with both of you
>>35283190
Please no, that is some lower than reddit tier "humour". Are you autistic?
>>35283425
>Eeeeeeeew what the FUUCK
Now what?
>>35283419
So what do you usually say when people question if you're a man? Give us your playbook mate, since you're an expert on the matter.
>>35283443
That would never happen, retard. If they're actively teasing you like that then they want your dick. Your only move is to be confident and cocky. Interact more with women, be more direct, don't use your tacky jokes.
>>35282600
>"let's find out"
>"maybe"
>"are you women enough for me?"
It's not that hard really
>>35283456
>that would never happen
Yes it would. You've been beaten on the first hurdle.
>>35283466
>Yes it would
Never happened to me, it usually gets me to second base at least. Try not being a beta some time.
>>35282702
>95 kg
a teeny tiny manlet HW fighter you mean.
![100618_penn_jillette_ap_522_regular[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0u3SPWS.jpg "100618_penn_jillette_ap_522_regular[1].jpg")
>>35283425
Absolutely disgusting. You think you'll come across as brooding, direct, masculine and confident.
You'll actually come across as a weird PUA tryhard creeper.
>>35283478
>it usually gets me to second base
Haha, so women regularly question your masculinity to your face?
Live in reality mate.
>>35283466
>>35283489
So much projecting. Just because you're some insecure beta cunts.
>>35283497
You speak for yourself.
>>35283496
Damn you are autistic. You don't know what that phrase means, do you?
>>35283445
First off, they're not questioning if you're a man, they are teasing, so you have to tease them back, to do anything else says you're not comfortable with the situation.
"I don't know, but there's one way to find out" ;)
Good luck anon, I hope you learned something today.
>>35283496
Are you dumb? I'm talking about being confident and forward in general. That's what girls like, not your autistic jokes. But if you think responding to a girl's interest with a line about niggers, gays, jews, and trannies is gonna work, then go ahead.
>>35283489
You only look like a tryhard if you're faking it. If you're actually confident it'll work. That's the piece of the puzzel PUA tards are missing.
>>35283438
>4chan in charge of curing autism
what has this world become
>>35282600
I will impregnate the three of you in 10 minutes. bend over ladies.
>>35283465
>>"let's find out"
>>"maybe"
>>"are you women enough for me?"
>>35283425
>Why don't we find out?"
In a social setting like OP pic suggests?
Top.Lel. Unless you have 9/10 charisma and say it boldly in a way that can't be interpreted as needy
Good luck
>>35283521
We've come full circle
>>35283516
This. They were never questioning your masculinity, they were teasing you because they're interested. This is guy is some retard from /r9k/ whose only experience with women is his japanese animes.
>>35283526
Well, I am a rich good looking lunatic. I've gotten away with a lot of shit.
>>35283526
>Unless you have 9/10 charisma and say it boldly in a way that can't be interpreted as needy
No shit, asshole. If you're not confident you're not gonna get anywhere with women.
>>35283516
In what way is
"I don't know, but theres one way to find out"
a tease? On what planet? How? Explain how they've been teased by that.
>>35283518
Do you know where we are? 99% of users are faking it.
But what you're saying is correct. If you can own it, it works. Hence how I know goofy shit gets me in there. It's funny to see autists question it.
>>35283512
tl-dr: women frequently question your masculinity.
>>35283516
>>35283530
Indeed.
They are teasing you to take the initiative.
>>35283432
we all can agree here that we are all girls on this board and we surely disagree with each other, now girls
>>35282600
>>35283532
Good for you chad
>>35283538
Yeah but at least one poster suggested you fucking whisper it to the girl, I mean just lol.
>>35283190
This nigga is right u know
>>35283566
Well, I'm not that poster. Just go over to them and call their bluff. That's really all there is to it. Trying to be witty will fail 100% of the time unless they're completely retarded or you're really funny.
>>35283546
4chan is actually all girls pretending to be neckbeards and sociopaths.
>>35283597
What if you're actually the only guy on /fit/ and everyone else is a hot chick pretending to be a guy, trying to goad you into sharing your autism stories and post in CBTs?
>>35283597
You are right. I am a girl and do this all the time lol
>>35282600
Look, all of you virgins are arguing pointlessly. If a girl makes a joke like "are you man enough" if you do anything other than joke back or flirt you are fucked and a different kind of artist.
>>35283625
cool your autism is supreme
can you please share other such semantical analitics concerning 4chan's content, kind sir?
>>35283645
What about knocking them out and dragging them to an alley in order to prove that you are a strong man?
>>35282600
Are grills who look like used up whores supposed to be attractive? Dunno about you senpaitachi but i'd rather pure boypussy than AIDS hive.
>>35283590
>Trying to be witty will fail 100% of the time unless they're completely retarded or you're really funny.
Legit.
>>35283645
That's what happens when you give women all the power. It's the world we live in. You can't just flirt back as an average guy with an average personality, it doesn't work that way.
>>35283646
Ironic shitposting is shitposting
>>35283664
fuck, almost forgot
*no homo
>>35283539
>In what way is
>"I don't know, but theres one way to find out"
>a tease? On what planet? How? Explain how they've been teased by that.
It's called subtext. When you tease someone, the words don't matter as much as HOW you say them.
>>35283728
What is the subtext of
>"I don't know, but theres one way to find out" ?
Is it "you just teased me by questioning if I can handle what you have to offer, so I'll tease YOU by saying I'm not sure but I still need you to eventually validate me"?
>>35283781
Cringe.
Consider suicide, autistic moron.
>>35283803
Cringe. Exactly. That's what your response will get.
The fact you can't explain is further proof you don't understand what it is you're talking about. Explain the subtext. Explain the correct manner in which to say
>"I don't know, but theres one way to find out"
Let me ask; are you a SJW? Slightly feminist? 'Modern' man?
>>35283815
>Cringe. Exactly. That's what your response will get.
That's the fucking response you get at every human interacting in your life, I'll bet my left nut on it.
>The fact you can't explain is further proof
I'm not even the anon you replied to, but I'm not gonna explain some basic human interaction to a dense fat autist
>Let me ask; are you a SJW? Slightly feminist? 'Modern' man?
Kek
>>35283856
Through the power of the universe, you're gonna lose a left nut soon.
>herpderp I'm not gonna explain just cuck me up senpai
Cool. Bye.
>>35283882
Stay salty, beta virgin.
>>35283889
that guy would fuck your shit up family
>>35283895
*tips*
>>35283923
20% or gtfo
>>35283781
You're putting too much face value on the words themselves, which like I said don't matter too much.
In reality the subtext is "I see you teasing/flirting with me, so let me respond in kind to show that I'm comfortable with the things you are saying".
>>35282600
>youre being so castrating youll never find a man enough
then pretend youre walking away with a look of pity on your face. do not attempt if autismo
>>35283403
Do normal people actually do that sound? Jesus Christ
>>35283621
>>35283614
>>35283597
>>35283546
>>35283432
>>35283465
Fuck no, you are not supposed to answer their stupid fucking question, you are supposed to put an end to their stupid acting out. They want to see you dominate them for being sluts, they are provoking you as a way of begging for you to treat them like whores.
>>35283625
growing strong
never stop anon
>>35283190
doing this makes you sound like someone from /b/ and has never touched a woman in his life. this is some of the worst advice i've ever seen and worse yet it's actually serious.
