>2015
>not praying to Odin for strength
Do you even spirituality bro?
Friendly reminder that if you are Germanic or Norse and don't honour the gods of your forefathers you are literal pleb tier.
>he worships a first century jewish carpenter
Don't start with that pls.
I'm Black so i don't have any business with Norse gods.
link pls
>>35270831
>Starts shaking and shivering when contacting god
Don't do roids kids.
>>35270843
The norse gods are fucking bad ass compared to this sort of jew shit.
Sad that it's not respected, and shit is now a comic book character.
>2016
>Worshipping any god unironically
>Not worshipping your own mind and soul
>>35270880
This
>>35270880
>>Not worshipping your own mind and soul
>>35270880
>implying that polytheists don't recognise the gods as manifestations of the many aspects of the self
>>35270891
Which part of me is Artemis then? Or Bacchus?
>>35270891
why not skip the middleman tbf
>>35270831
continued. prayer worked!
>going for a new pr and This comes on
http://youtu.be/BDaLLTXKKvE
>>35270880
I tip my fedora to you, my good sir.
Have an upvote, too! :)
>>35270831
I ask for the wisdom of Odin and strength of Thor every day brah
>>35270831
>>35270912
brb praying to odin then gonna try a 400lb deadlift wish me luck guys
>>35270949
You can do it! Odin will surely guide your muscles!
>>35270884
>fuck_outta_way.gif
how do I become a pagan/viking ?
>Norse gods
>Got their shit pushed in hard by Abrahamic religions
>T-they're s-so strong guys! S-so Germanic!
lmao
>>35270949
Be sure to wear sandals
>>35270831
Neckbeard, the religion
>>35270843
But it's racist and not culturally acceptable.
t. Norwegian
>>35270903
Actually, it was prophesied that the Ice Giants from Jotunheim would come and destroy the gods, and the gods could do nothing about it. The Giants would then create a new version of Valhalla, and rule forever.
>>35271147
ikr
The Vikings only won battles that involved pillaging undefended villages, and raping/killing woman and children.
>>35270831
When I see ravens hanging around the gym I know it'll be a good day. Hell Oden!
>>35271341
not sure if you're just trolling or really ignorant of history
>>35270904
Pretty rude to mix Greek and Roman names for the gods tbqh lad. But Bacchus is the part of you that wants to get drunk and fuck bitches obviously. Artemis is the wild child in you that wants to run around and play.
>>35270873
I mean the comic book character is still pretty badass though
>>35270891
Evola pls go
>>35271147
>christianity
>got it's shit pushed in by a biologist
>w-we're so strong guys
Top cuck
>>35271498
What the fuck. Who are they writing for?
>>35270831
I pray to Jesus Christ.
>>35270831
Descendant of the vikings here
Currently residing in my forefathers country of ice, mountains and fjords.
Sadly, most of my countrymen have stopped believing in Odins might,
but I wield his power when lifting every day.
Ragnarok is coming, everything points to this, the bear in the east
has been fooled by Loki.
When Ragnarok comes, Thor and I shall stand ready
>>35270937
>read from right to left
GTFO weeb
>>35271560
Diversity quotas
No women read comics but it has to change anyway
