What exercises should I do to become able to fly?
Drive to airport x1
Buy plane ticket x1
>>35239546
Suicides
>>35239546
Throw yourself off a cliff and miss the ground, 1xF
>>35239546
barbell flyes
Grab yourself and lift yourself up, it's not rocket science, dipshit.
>>35239546
Roof Jumps x F
? just step on you leg and then with the leg beneath step on your other leg faggot, you now in the air
>>35239546
>tfw I always wanted to fly with a wing suit in order to feel like Supes
>tfw can't afford it
I need some fucking money, jesus fucking christ
>>35241004
So
Suck a dick
Spin around the brass pole a few times
>>35239590
Oh my god this picture is pissing me off the more I look at it
I have these kind of faggots at my gym, we have a solidary punching bag and after they do 2 - 3 different bar bell exercises, of course leaving the weights all over the place, they then take up the whole pulley rack for ~10 minutes and then weakly flail their arms at the punching bag and throw some pathetic ass kicks, not even full extended and then leave
>>35241188
>tfw I'd actually go out with women for money if it wasn't for my 1,75m height
bitches love my face but I hate my height
>>35239546
Run a lot when your legs hurt keep running.One day you'll fly.
>>35241201
well, you're a retard for not telling them what they could improve in their routine
maybe they just don't know any better and therefore resort to some broshit they heard online
>>35239546
Dumbbell flies duh
>>35241004
Same sort of. It takes a while to get to the point where you have enough jumps to wingsuit. It gets cheaper per jump as time goes on tho. For me it's more finding the time atm.
>>35239546
deadlift bodyweight
sit on chair
deadlift chair with you on it
>>35241233
Oh no, I do
>"Hey you guys, try do this instead of being a faggot"
>"Oh! Okay anon!"
>tries said exercise but because it's a real form of working your muscles, they get tired and resort to the monkey bullshit they were doing before
I just want to report them, but I don't want to be that guy
>>35241211
>woman hate him
>>35239546
cable flies to failure
C'mon, those mechanical wings ain't gonna flap themselves!
1RM of trigger squeezing pointed towards cranium
>>35241840
Requesting someone post that comic where a guy is late for work so he stands on a barbell, deadlifts himself and flies to work.
The last panel had "FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH" written over it.
>100x1000 cable flyes
>1000x100 dumbell flyes
>1000x1000 incline cable and dumbell flyes
>500x1000 wide grip bench press
>million x trillion push-ups
Do this every day for fifty years and make yourself a wings from leather. Then just jump off the roof and do flyes as fast as you can.
>>35239590
look at the camera guys outfit
top kek
>>35244773
probably studies electrical engineering :(
>>35244791
couldn't be
he's not using his phone to post about it on 4chan
SS + GOMAD
>>35244972
>hot air balloon + fart powered flight masterrace detected
