ITT: Gym fails and stories
>tfw bro used blender ball on preworkout
>tfw fail at 5plate dl
>tfw usually get it fine
>tfw qt3.14 watches me
>tfw she says "don't worry anon you'll get it next time."
>tfw I reply "y-you too..."
>tf
Hold me bros
>>35227496
Legit happened not even an hour ago.
Sitting in the locker room debating switching gyms right now.
10/10 thread you faggot
>>35227527
She had an ass on her tho bro
Ugh.
Easily a 10
I fly around the board I peruse... only to find a mosquito man attempting to abuse!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN!
MAKING SHITTY THREADS WHEREVER HE CAN!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN!
REGRETTING NOTHING IN SHITPOSTISTAN!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN!
HE FEELS NOTHING SHITTING UP THIS LAND!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN.
BUZZ BUZZ.
>>35227555
10/10 duplicate linguini bro
>>35227555
Well this is a new standard of shit posting
>>35227593
I'm speechless. Mostly.
>>35227555
more like this pls
>>35227577
>>35227593
>>35227601
They ask for more, am I some whore? Another says I'm linguini F a m! Little does he know... I'm a hater of the mosquito man!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MEN!
GO BACK TO YOUR SHITPOST DEN!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MEN!
CLUCKING ABOUT LIKE THE MOTHER HEN!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MEN!
IGNORING THE CRIES OF HIROSHIMA-SAN!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MEN.
BUZZ BUZZ.
>>35227633
I think we need a image
>>35227705
An image he demands, what a wanting mosquito man!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN!
I FEEL THE VOID CLOSING AROUND ME EVERY DAY!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN!
THE COLD EMBRACE OF THE ABYSS CRAWLS EVER MY WAY!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN!
HELP
>benching
>not even 135
>all the racks are taken
>need a spot so i don't have to do roll of shame
>ask guy who i see quite often
>sidenote - looks spookily like hamish blake
>'can you give me a spot'
>'yeah sure'
>at this point i put my earphones back in
>he says something
>i assume he asks how many
>8
>then take earphone out
>no, do you want a lift off
>oh no thanks
>don't need it get 8
>'cheers'
>he says something
>had earphones in, don't know what he said
>can't get more than 1 set next lift
>24kg incline db
tfw weak
tfw ruined chance to make gym chum
tfw he probably thinks i'm a cunt for being rude
I keep my blender ball in the bottle all the time. Whether it's water, pwo or protein. Who gives a fuck
>>35227750
You are a cunt for putting your headphones back on
>>35227750
you could have..not been rude?
>>35227750
Why the fuck would you keep your headphones on while a stranger is spotting you, or anyone for that matter?
You deserve it you rude faggot.
>>35227496
>>35227507
>>35227551
Nice fucking blog cry baby cunt, I would literally strangle you to death if I met you irl.
>>35227750
>That faggot who wears headphones to the gym
