>just bulked until 20% bf
>get gf
>"send me a shirtless picture, anon"
>>35220885
Please anon. I just want to see your abs.
>>35220893
>>35220885
Do normies know about the bulking-cutting cycle?
>>35221780
Yes, though they usually don't bulk hard enough
>>35221786
How to convince girls to bulk up to 'get toned?'
>>35221845
Call her weak and slap her face
>>35221845
Cook pasta for them
I've never met a girl who won't eat 2000 calories of fettuccine Alfredo.
>>35221866
All of the qt gym bunnies in my gym do retarded half-squats. Should I yell "lower faggot?"
>>35221882
Yeah, just don't make it obvious that you're talking to them. Just yell it to no one in particular. Don't wanna come across as autistic
>>35221899
>implying screaming "lower faggot" to everyone/yourself is less autistic
>>35221871
How to convince a cardiobunny to lift heavy?
>>35221908
>not screaming lower faggot at everyone
Never going to make it
>>35220885
>bulking until obesity
literally why?
you bulk to 15%, fatass.
unless you are /plg/, i suppose, then just bulk to whenever, and cut as hard as jason blaha
>>35221882
yes, but only if you know enough about form to fix any knee-caving/forward knee travel/lumbar flexion problems they might have when trying to go ATG
>dat excuse to press up on dat lower back
>>35220885
>bulked until 20% bf
>>35221951
Tell them the truth, it will make their ass bigger while burning mad calories.
If you haven't fucked her she's not your gf. If you have fucked her she's seen you naked so what difference does it makes?
>>35220885
>Not being big enough to be impressive even at 20%
lol to be honest
>>35222114
>implying that guy's shirtless pic would be hot.
/plg/ pls...
>went a bit overboard on bulk and hit around 18% BF
>no GF so howell.jpg
>start talking to old acquaintance
>leads her sending me nudes
>she asks for some back
>ohfuck.jpg
>manage a half decent pic in lighting
>shesimpressed.bmp
>go to her place few days later
>when we go to sexy time, she throws shade at my gut
>mfw my gut throws shade over her like an eclipse
>still fuck 5 times that night
>she craves it and have it on the reg for a couple months
Not all hope is lost, anons
sucks 2 be u
my girl has a fetish for bearmode guys :), she's super skinny (102 lbs) so maybe thats why
>>35222114
>using steroids
>>35223787
>not using steroids
>>35222010
Bulking for extended periods of time kind makes you fall into a strange, alternate-reality zone.
You're getting stronger and gaining weight and you try to justify it as "well, I don't look too fat yet, I can probably keep going for a while longer." And you keep going and going because you've become accostumed to bulking. And then one day you wake up and you're actually fat to the point it bothers you and you realize science has gone too far.
>>35221780
some people only know about the bulking
>>35223954
Fucking this.
Why torture yourself and lose mass when you could be gettin big and strong?
>>35220885
So send her the pic already. You've got to get over your insecurities if you ever want to make it.
>>35220885
I dunno man, I'd literally reply "naaaaahhh! I just bulked up to 20% body fat!"
Bit autistic, but at least real.
Btw who the fuck bulks like that anyway
>>35220885 (OP)
Link her Blaha's videos and say you can't get lean because you'd lose muscle.
>>35220885
Reply with "omg triggered. Stop being such a shitlord, I love my curves, and it's my body, I'll bulk when I want. Thin privilege is never having your gf pressuring you to show abs. #haes"
Then go slurp up a cake.
>>35220885
...Just send here an older shirtless picture before you started bulking?
Don't have one/didn't look good back then? Then tough luck, lots of people would love to be able to share pictures of their future toned selves.
>Not being 17-20%bf and huge
>Not being strong as fuck, eating whatever you want and looking big in a shirt
>>35226505
most people aren't going to look like that at 17-20% because of genetics and shit.
>>35226534
Most people won't look like that at high bodyfat because there's no muscle underneath it
>>35226505
I agree but with 14-16% not 17-20%. That way you can still look good with shirt on or off
>>35220885
OP you severely overestimate women's standards of "big, lean and/or ripped."
even an ab outline will be cause enough for many women to exclaim that someone has a six pack or is ripped.
my secret weapon in that situation is sending a back picture. i store all my fat in my stomach when i bulk lel.
As if you weren't 17% before
>fell for the bulking meme
>almost 2016
Black friend are you even trying?
>>35226505
myron
>Tfw was 35%+
>Now 20% after cut/recomp
Kiiiiilllll meeeeeeeeeeee
>>35226505
You look good, but what the hell is up with your right forearm? Also triceps. It looks oddly shopped
>>35226572
Is this you senpai?
If yes, could you post a front one, please?
>>35226668
i'll say n-no homo for ya brah
>>35226598
>>35226638
That isnt me brehs, I'm actually a skeleton trying to achieve that
>>35226505
you're closer to 14-15% really anon.
>>35220885
>bulked a bit too fast out of skinnyfat mode
>gain fat in stomach and legs primarily
>if I bend over and don't focus on my abdominals it hangs out
>scared that if I ever get laid (lmaooo) some girl is gonna have to watch my mashed potato beanbag-gut dangle at them
Guess it's time to do some stomach vacuums.
>>35220885
>has a gf
>she hasn't see you naked yet
C.U.C.K
>>35223954
>one day you wake up and you're actually fat to the point it bothers you and you...
Go to the gym and move around some real weight.
>ftfy
>>35226715
No he's not.
>>35222114
>>35223646
This, when will they learn?
>>35226505
Merlin hard
>cut
>everyone tells you look better when bulked
>even my gf, she goes the extra mile and calls me a weak fuccboi when I cut
>I enjoy having low bf
such is life
>>35226922
Is this what you look like? Be honest
>>35220885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mblUcKxZ-hE
>>35227005
no, right now I bulked hard as fuck, I enjoy bulking and the strength I make when i doing it (the other day I broke 3 different prs in a single day) I just dont enjoy staying fat for the long run, I'd say I look a bit thicker than the guy you posted when I cut due to the fact I'm a manlet.
>>35227041
Wtf, cut manlets look better than bulky manlets.
Why did people hate on you?
>>35227054
They dont hate it they just say I look much better when I bulk, I guess it's because I look stronger and older (as the normal average manlet I have a young buy face even though Im 27) when I have high bf
>>35223954
>you realize science has gone too far.
keked loudly
t-thanks
>>35223954
b-but dem strenk gainz brah
>you realize you are becoming a strong nigga but you have a pot belly
Such is life
