>pfffft... hoooo... tsssst... hoooo...
>fffff... Uccccc... Kkkkk... Offfff...
>>35208520
Is the reason I suck at DB bench because I only do DB bench?
Slowly progressing but only at 27.5kg x 8
>>35208605
>tssssssst... eyhhhhh
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>35208732
almost
>>35208732
Jesus christ zyzzbrah hung out with women like that? Yikes
>>35208732
>not FUAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>35208844
It boggles me how faggots like you don't realize you're the one with a problem.
If I ever saw you ripping on another man's girl LIKE WOMEN DO I'd punch you in the fucking face.
You sound effeminate as fuck.... She's an average pretty girl.
So you don't find her that special. Who the fuck cares? Who the fuck are you? Why do you feel the need to announce the world you lack the testosterone to be attracted to an average woman?
Get over yourself, faggot.
>>35208520
>ureghhh....*peeeeerrrtt....ughhh...*peeeeprahprahprah
>>35209289
>She's an average pretty girl.
>
Not sure if copypasta but definitely has potential
>ffff.... RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>35208732
What's wrong with that fags face?
do people hate people who do this? i make the TSSSSS noise on my heavy compounds.
>>35209460
because they're insecure fags who hate anybody that does anything to attract undue attention, whether it's intentional or not.
t. person who screams in gym and doesn't give a fuck
>>35208520
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35209460
yes.
you are NOT thomas the squat engine and you are NOT powered by steam.
>>35209546
>that look of dubs on his face
>>35208520
UURAAAGGHHHH ONE........TWO..........THREEE..........FOUR........FIVE.......AHHH RACK IT NICKY........WOO
>>35209460
beta autists that are terrified of drawing attention to themself and mire/envy those that dont giv a fuk
ie >>35209631
>>35209460
Do what you gotta do to breathe. Just don't scream so loud that only dogs can hear you.
>>35209546
Good spotter.
>>35208520
ONE EEERRPP EERRRRPP TWO HERRRRPP THREE EEERRRPPP HOLD IT TONNY FUUUUARRRKKKK HEEELLPP
>>35209546
>>35209651
At the gym Nicky helps me get the heavy dumbells up (we do 60 lb DBs) at the beginning of DB shoulder press. And he maintains contact with my arms the whole time and helps me lock them out. I drop them on the ground and high five my boy Nicky after I finish my set. We run that bitch.
Anyone else growl between reps or am I autistic?
>he doesnt breath out by counting each rep, each time in a different silly accent
>>35209768
>Nicky is my state appointed social worker because I am a Downy with no social skills
all I got from this post tbhf.
>>35209774
yes.
the subtle sounds my gym breh makes actually turn me on a bit as they sound faintly sexual.
So for any of you anons out there who are really conscious of the sounds they make while lifting, there are chicks out there who are affected positively.
Do breathing sounds really bother all of you? I don't mind at all, as long as the person isn't grunting or yelling.
And I can even tolerate grunting if the person is doing something like 5pl8.
>>35209777
I'm absolutely doing this now.
>>35210371
your gym bro want to bang you. in fact, every man you've ever associated with, even briefly, has thought about what you look like naked and wants to bang you.
>>35209693
fucking underrated
Ain't nuthin but a peanut
>>35208520
If I'm on preworkout, I always make a lot of noise working out.
I grunt loud when pushing PRs, and I don't care how annoying people think it is or how embarrassing it is
>>35209631
>Thomas the squat engine
Fuck, I lost hard
>>35210622
aint nuffin but a grain of rice
>>35210656
aint nothing but a penis
There's nothing wrong with breathing and grunting at the gym. Especially in high volume workouts. I frequently get into the grunting zone on my killsets after already going heavy, and trying to force out faster reps to failure. If you're not pushing to near failure, you're not training hard enough.
>that guy who makes turbo BOV noises every rep
>>35209631
My fucking sides. Definatly gonna steal that one for bantz with my bros
hunnnnnnuhnuhnuhnuhhhhhhhh
BANGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>35209289
>average pretty girl
breh
>>35209460
We are strong steam powered golems who don't need no spot
>>35209289
Sounds like you missed the evolution train from chimps, mate. Have some fucking standards and stop whiteknighting for vagina
>>35209289
>average
>pretty
choose one
>>35209460
I know a lot of people on 4chan joke about autismo etc, and a bunch don't know what it even means aside from maybe "socially awkward" or something.
But a common symptom of autism spectrum disorders is a preoccupation with certain types of noises, or excessive irritation to some noises.
No other type of thread has convinced me that it's not all jokes more than ones like this on /fit/.
>>35209340
I'll allow it
>>35209460
The only people who have a problem with making a few sounds while lifting heavy are all working out at Planet Fitness, so unless you're a fag you don't have to worry about them.
>>35211133
is this a legit exercise? it looks like a first class ticket to Snap City.
>>35208520
>YEAAAAARRRGHHH
