>be /v/, perma autismo, 300lbs
>started /fit/ cuz not for grill but cuz too heavy to move around
>slowly lose fat, gain muscle
>unexpected confidence gainz
>use college financial aid to buy better clothes
>haven't skipped a day in a year and a half
>lately feels like grills stare and smile at you
>people treat you better
>more respect from men
>magically gained the ability to talk to introduce self to people
>slowly starting to form social circle
>tfw turning into a normalfag
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Unexpected side effect: I'm still a virgin
>>35201368
>tfw started talking to grill
>seems uninterested
>never comes to me first to say hi
>randomly invited her to some school event
>actually shows up
>seems happy doing the event activities
>always texts back within minutes
>seems cold/distant in person
>haven't even kiss made out yet
what do? /fit/ told me talk to grills and i did, what the fuck?
>>35201356
wow i haven't read this shit like 3923652 times before at all! typing like a stereotypical redditor adds a nice touch as well!
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>>35201356
what is "normal"??
4 SCOOPS C'MON
>>35201356
You're still a faggot op
And you can never lift that away
>>35201387
shes probably just shy m8. be the alpha and make the first move. at least then youll know if shes interested or not. if she rejects the kiss, hey, there are plenty more girls. you can do it man, just go for it
>>35201356
Iktf. Grew out my hair and beard to scare the normies off. I look like a caveman.
My legs and glutes are hotter than my female friend's legs
What OP said plus my inner thighs are itchy as fuck.
>lost anything resembling bone structure on my face from bulking
>literally always in pain. currently my shins and right elbow ligament - whatever that's called
>>35201356
>a bus seat is too small for you
>your friends send you first when you travel through the club because you leave a nice trial
>random ass grabs from women
>>35201923
ulnar nerve?
Fix your bench press or OHP form.
>3 years into lifting
>at the beach with mommy and younger brother
>get lost
>ask people if they have seen my mommy
>most of them just say "l can be your mommy tonight big boy *wink*" and bite their lips
MOMMY WHERE ARE YOU
>Stretch marks on my groin
>Can't properly wipe my ass because gluteus hypertrophy
>Knee pain
>Jeans won't fit properly
>Shorts look terrible due to bad calf genetics
>>35201410
yeah man like,dont you want to be big?
>start to eat more beacuse want to gain more
>look better. bigger
>be stronger
>feel fatter because i eat more
>lose confidence even though nothing really went backwards
stopped being moms favourite child
>thread not derailed at the sight of "college financial aid"
Either you guys are too stupid to shitpost or this place is turning into reddit
>>35202885
Am I supposed to make fun of Americans or tell him not to use tax money for his little boy shoes?
>>35202898
The latter is better
>>35201356
It is normie and mainstream to be a fat fuck who does nothing with their life. You have things backwards.
> 6' & 230 lbs, fail my Div 1 football physical because of neck injury. Decide to get ripped because I can't play ball and live on the beach. Get ripped 202 lbs @4% bf. Get nonstop compliments, chicks all over me. End up with zero energy and weak as hell, too weak to fuck. Went back up yo 230lbs and lived a happy life since
>>35202999
>>35202999
>6'
>202 lbs
>4% bf
atleast try to make it believable
>>35201356
> tfw dyels convince themselves that it's definitely not muscle under there
> tfw when they try to more or less touch you up with a patronising pat on the back or w/e
> tfw thick, solid, tight
The look as the very abruptly scuttle off and try not to make eye contact is priceless although I wish they'd just stop being miserable cunts for their own sake. Doesn't happen that often tho. But my point is not everyone will give you respect a fair few will just try to be assholes. But who cares about salty dyels anyway?
men are more snobby/assholes
women are more friendly
Shitting blood. /fit/ did not prepare me for this
>>35203092
Is this bizarro world? Kek reply 2k15
>more dudes want to touch me
Not good
>>35201425
This this this.
Don't waste your time orbiting her, go for the kill.
>>35201356
>Swam for years
>Got bored when i entered college and started doing weights
>Went from ottermode to jacked pretty as I got those noob gains but kept a low bf%
>No longer could keep up with squad as I spent less time swimming
>Girls and guys kept hitting on me such that i spent more time in the gym with headphones in
>Visited parents and they told me they were concerned that i was on gear and that I decided to take a break with squad for a few months
>Dad wants me to see a psychologist for depression, know i'm not depressed just a bit isolated.
>Am extremely attracted to males but can only see myself dating a female.
Plus side grades are good, and have had plenty of sex.
>>35201356
Post pics or it didn't happen.
>>35203138
guys see you as competition for girls
girls see you as attractive
makes sense imo
Been doing SS for one month I'm 90kg (200lbs) at 5 foot 10 or 11, not sure which, I'm 20 years old.
All include weight of bar
OHP 60KG
squat 110kg
bench 95kg
deadlift 130kg
>>35202535
that's the one
I think it's from using the low row and letting the bar drop and I catch it when it's almost at it's furthest
>look at myself alot in the mirror
>hate wearing baggy clothes now.
