why didnt u make it like the aladdin guy, /fit/?
>>35156415
>"Fake skin"
Lol, love dyel haters. Had a friend of mine say that, "all anon does is workout these days".
I literally workout four hours a week. Fucking love damage control.
no shoulders
small chest
no biceps
no forearms
lolnolegs
>ripped
This guy made it, to be honest.
>>35156415
>this is proof that no one ever should lift for women
Alll the grills I've dated since I've started lifting have told me they don't want me to get bigger, yet once I do they drool all over
>the current year
>listening to the gender Jew
>>35156506
>"i like you just the way you are"
>put on a shit ton of mass
>gf can't keep off of my dick
>brags to her friends about me
Women are so full of shit.
>>35156415
hey, great motivation here, I can look shit (just look at those calves and arms) after a few months of going to the gym, and girls will already start drooling.
>>35156506
>>35156527
It's because women expect that response out of men. If a man were to tell a women to get in shape and lose weight. That woman would deem him a mysogonist.
>>35156452
No triceps
>>35156415
>"bin liftin"
>looks like he doesn't lift
normies baka
>>35156506
>>35156527
>don't become more attractive!
>become more attractive anyway
>girlfriend feels competition anxiety
>fawns over you more because other girls are too
you chucklefucks can't read between the lines
>>35156506
ex gf used to tell me i shouldn't gain more muscle
throughout the whole relationship i kept getting bigger..
took a short break and lost some muscle, she then tells me that i got smaller and should get as big again.
dont trust women.
>>35158390
this is the truth
most of the autism on this board would be solved if guys would take a step back and look at the bigger picture, read between the lines, or whatever you want to call it. You can't get caught up in your own head because then you won't be able to relate to others.
But instead, we say that everything we don't understand is retarded, and thus have problems with women
>>35156527
Maybe, just maybe, she DID like you the way you are and just likes you even more now? Why would she have been with you to begin with if she didn't like how you looked?
>>35156415
Former Disneyfag here. I don't know what they do in Disney Land but in Disney World all the male characters were gay as fuck. So sorry ladies, he doesn't want to give you a magic carpet ride, he wants to give someone a pole dance.
Since when was Aladdin mexican?
>>35159052
Because it's Disney Land, they're obviously gay.
>>35156415
>no tris
>no forearms
>no traps
>babby's first biceps and chest
>chicken legs
>looks like he's on dat homo time
Mirin Jasmine's chest game, though
>>35156415
That fucking nose on the girl
>>35156477
i love patton posts no lie
>>35156506
*ehem*'
I see you like the Jew meme, and I do as well, so let me enlight you on its use.
The Gender Jew is not an appropiate jew-meme of women. Remember, you should use and adjective or characteristic relative to the thing you want to jewify, and then the jew suffix.
The Gender Jew here uses Gender as an adjective and it is innapropiate. A much better way would be The Vagina Jew, The Tits Jew, The Menstruating Jew...
Remember The [Particular aspect] Jew.
>>35156477
We'll memed m8
>>35158390
>at uni gym with gf
>finishing my workout with deadlifts, she goes and does some other bullshit
>working up to a set of 395x5
>girl walks up to the platform and ask me how many sets I have left
>"I've just got one more"
>"Okay! I'll just wait here"
>finish set, gf comes back over and waits for me to finish
>random girl:"How much was that??"
>"About 395"
>"Wow! That's a lot.."
>Taking the plates off
>"Can you help me put my weights on? I'm not very strong"
>"Sure haha"
>gf chimes in that she'll help too
>whole rest of the day she's playing horny as fuck
>>35159442
Once you have a gf, all the womens want you. or so I hear.
>>35160265
>or so I hear.
laughed
>>35156415
He looks great, but it's out of character
starving street rats should be DYEL
>>35159144
This is a high school in Mexico I Halloween
>>35160395
>looks great
even starving street rats can have skinny abs and decent chest
>>35159333
>autism
