>that guy that trains arms for 2 hours then leaves
>that couple that wants to "better themselves"
>show up
>do a set on all of the machines
>make passive aggressive comments to each other about everyone else
>Don't wipe down the machines
>leave and have gross fat sex
>>35152124
>Don't wipe down the machines
Do you have to wipe every machine after you use it? Are you a slime?
>>35152057
do you watch him or something?
>>35152057
>that guy
Is this a new maymay have been banned from /fit a couple of days? Or is it just a 9gag meymers?
>couple comes in
>guy has horrible form
>chick wears sweatpants but has a pretty face dyel body
>they always take up squatrack/bench for 45 minutes
>10 minutes lifting the rest talking
>if i see them i start to boil
>that guy who trains arms for 8 hours then leaves
>>35152057
>that guy who drinks water from the water fountain
>>35152163
>that guy that doesn't stare down people to establish dominance
>that skinny DYEL who quarter reps 2 pl8 squats
>>35152179
>I left my Nalgene in my truck
>hide the cotton mouth for as long as possible
>give up and get face AIDS from fountain
>that guy who says your overhead deadlift has bad form
>cheat day
>>35152166
What are you on?
>that guy
threads have been a staple of /fit/ for years.
>that white guy who enter the gym on jeans and shirt, looks over all the machines, pick up some light weight and walk around to find a spot, does 5 chest dips and leaves.
Every time I think of this guy I lose my shit
> that guy who watches all the other gym patrons and then posts judgemental comments about them on a congolese tapdancing forum
> that guy who doesn't focus on his own workout, makes poor progress, and then complains about his failures on that same forum
>>35152166
To be fair, my form is getting better
>that guy
>>35152278
photog is a faggot.
thats a gameboy sp.
>>35152057
>that guy who drops bananaskin in da shower
>that guy who roids
>that "guy" who poo in the shower
Any guy that spends more than 42 minutes a day in the weight room
>>35152299
That's a cell phone in his hand. The DS is on his lap.
>>35152186
I'm that guy who lowers his gaze for your own good
>>35152225
>that guy who preaches stiff legged underhanded medially rotated squats
>>35152057
>that guy who has been doing the same useless lifts for over a year and has made literally no progress.
>That guy who wipes his shit on a power rack so he has exclusive use of it 24/7
Oh wait, that one's me
> that guy that does overhead deadlifts
>>35152532
You mean that guy doing SS?
>that guy who takes rest days
>>35152124
you should never assume a bench is clean when you use it honestly just clean it yourself if you care
>that guy who actually purchases a gym membership
>That guy who posts on the fitness section of a Cascadian Sasquatch spotting forum.
>that guy who wears headphones instead of ear pieces
> that guy that doesn't train arms for 2 hours and leaves.
>>35152057
That guy who makes shitty frog post may may threads that get deIeted every day
Repoted.
>that guy who claims to know a lot about fitness and tries to scold all of his friends, while maintaining a shit body and doesn't lift
>That guy who leaves for 2 hours then does arms
>>35153118
>"that guy" detected
>>35152270
>that guy who isn't fun at parties
>that regional female bodybuilder who thinks she's hot shit among us mere mortals.
>sporting yoga shorts exposing dat mini dick
>bringing and eating salads when and after she "trains" clients.
>after spending 2 mintues wrapping her knees, grunts like a caveman doing 4pl8 leg press
I can't be the only one who's had that guy.
>>35153166
Never had that, but there are some Instagram "fitness" girls at my uni who do memes and take pictures of their APT.
Some other girls actually lift though and that's nice :)
>that guy that wear giant beats headphones and a cap
>>35153553
Even just
>that guy who wears a hat
>>35152935
Way worse honestly. The guy I was talking about comes in, does like 3-5 reps of some random dumbbell exercises, one set of each, with poor form. Then he does a few quarter squats, runs on a treadmill for like 2 minutes, does 3-5 reps on some random machines, then leaves. Seen him doing it at least once a week for the last year. There has been literally 0 change in his physical appearance.
>>35152124
>wiping down machines
Beta kek detected
>that guy who roasts his nuts using the hand dryer in the locker room
>>35153565
I don't get the hat much either, I think it has to do with feeling safer.
>>35152057
>that guy who stays swole, but you never see him lift any wieghts
>that guy who feels superior because he squats and deadlifts
>>35153577
It's always pretty funny when people with the literal social-mental development of children (unable to take care of themselves) somehow consider this toddler like attitude "alpha".
>>35153625
that's very fishy, i remember one time seeing this nigga with the super vascular 3d delts and only benched 185 every fucking time he did chest. I was fucking confused but then it hit me real quick.
and i got really fucking jealous for the fact im some skinnyfat dyel whos gotta work twice as hard to fucking get not even impressive results. it's not fair
>>35152177
>>35153565
>>35153605
I wear a cap to the gym all the time, helps me get in the zone. Also I don't have a retarded buzz cut and it helps my hair not become a bother when I'm working out.
Plus, it's like you have just a little bit more privacy or whatever. It feels good.
