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Caladan, King of /fit/
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Honestly, how long will it take /fit/ to realize that Caladan is the treasure of this board?

Only tripfag that has any idea what he's talking about. Cute Tomato isn't fit to wring Caladan's compression shorts into his samefagging mouth

>inb4 he's dyel
I honestly have no clue how big he is but he consistently pops up with helpful advice actual non-broscience and you can't argue for one second that isn't what this board needs more of

ITT we praise our king and shitpost about the other worthless tripfags
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>>35130926
cute tomato is my bf
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>>35130926
504 Crew has dominated /fit/

625/385/675 at 255
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>>35131192
I blow your ass out on a pretty regular basis. You know that feeling you get every time you get btfo in a thread (you should, it happens pretty often)? That's me.
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>>35131158
What the fuck is 504 crew
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Who the fuck is caladan
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>>35131258
Talking until everyone leaves is not winning mate
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>>35131273
tripfag with a huge dick that hes shy about
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>>35130926
Well hes the king of injuries atleast. Hes got all his joint fucked up every month plus RC and other shit

hes a bro
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>>35131288
>tripfag
>king of anything

Yeah, fuck off op
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>>35131307
not op lad, i just wanted to rep his wang t b h
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>>35131288
>7 inch dick
>big
lmaocu.ck
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>>35131288
huge dick you say?
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>>35131288

The word you're looking for is "decent".

Or perhaps "adequate" or "respectable".
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>>35131260
504 CREW is like Barbell Brigade but in the South.
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>>35131420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6cDTwXTCfQ
Older vid too. Plenty of PRs since then. Just have t eat, lift, and eat some more.e to ea
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>>35131192
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
POST CBT YOU DONT EVEN LIFT
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>>35131192
why do you persist in misspelling 'rhetoric' oh scholar of esoteric epistemology?
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>>35131192
post pics of yourself and show us how much of a faggot you are
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>>35131459
>>35131531
He's posted before. He's a dyel virgin texasfag trumptard stem major with no grasp of the concepts he steps to opine on
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>>35131430
why are you so fat
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>>35131560
sounds about right. all he does is post shitty leddit garbage
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>>35130926
Caladan is the man. Proven time and time again. Injury expert. Poor guy knows most injuries first hand though :(
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>>35130926
Agreed. He's the only non plg trip I don't want to kill with my bare hands. Also, his advice is pretty fucking good, and he also makes programs like Starting Ass which we all reap the rewards of.
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i dont know who any of the cool trips are after zyzz died and tiny trip left
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>>35131989
Not him, but didn't you get high off creatine and shoot up a school?

Jokes aside though, last time I spoke to you in a thread you assured me you were ottermode, but didn't post pics. This was a while ago. Anyway, care to post 'em now? Preferably holding a card that says the date?
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>>35131909
Caladan is literally the only one who everybody receives well. Most of the others are either sarcastically worshipped, or outright hated. This thread was long overdue.

Lotus seems OK though, even though I've rarely had interaction with him.
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>>35131909

zyzz never posted here you stupid faggot
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>>35132044
Not same guy, but...what? That's the reason we worshipped him, and a big reason why he became a meme. He used to post here and on BB.com.
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>>35131909
rolan, lotus, most of the /plg/ fags
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>>35132044
newkek pls go
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>>35132108
Y'see, I don't think it will. You keep talking about how we have to trust you, but we don't even know that you lift. You really should release some sort of pic or what have you, so we know you lift, or have the ottermode you claim. It's not a huge deal; we just want to know if you're full of shit of not. Otherwise, you're gonna keep getting "gtfo and lift" responses.

Also, I'm not gonna lie. I've told you to fuck off a few times because of the lack of proof.
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T b h the /plg/ lads are the most helpful and informative part of /fit/ overall, not even mentioning the top tier bantz. Posters like Caladan, Marcel (pls come back) etc and of course all the other decent trips and anons are the only thing that makes this place worthwhile at all really.
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>>35132156
He's full of shit bruh. Move on because it's like trying to reason with a frying pan
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>>35131260
The most ugly balding fat dudes that make threads about themselves and circle jerk. Theyre bad.
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bodorio is the king of /fit/
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>>35131989
Actually I'm an mba. Nice try, but worst try.
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>>35130926
I have nothing against him, but
>king of /fit/
No.
The Age of Kings is in the past.
Stop sucking his cock, newfag.
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>>35131192
Daily reminder that tomato is an 18 year old virgin biology major who has never left his home state of texas
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>>35131192
>>35131258
>>35131989
>>35132108
Why do people like you post here? You've been on this website for years, the fact that you are embarrassed to post a pic means you must not lift very often. Everyone on the board hates you. I don't think I've ever seen anyone say anything nice to you ever.
Pls go
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>>35131459
this is cute tomato (srs)
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>>35132070
>lotus
>cool

At least turn your trip on faggot
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>>35131258
Proof that tomato is more delusional than fat chick with "genetic obesity".

Win threads? Seriously? WIN? That is an entirely other planet of extreme retardation I had no idea existed. Someone post a pic of this dyel faggot.
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>>35131570
This lol
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>>35131573
Agree, caladan is easily the most helpful trip in my experience

mfw thingken about caladan's knees hurtin
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>thread about me
pls no
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>>35132494
Ayy
Too late I already had my wank

Better than finding out you've been posted in a high test male thread
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>>35132507

that would be a pleasant change, my gf asked me the other day why I don't have abs
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>>35132517
Gf asked me that a while ago

She dead now
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>>35132529
kek

anyway gotta go finish a paper, gonna submit to some journals next week hopefully so deadlines coming up. Enjoy the search for new gf
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>>35132494
where did the big dick meme come from?
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>>35132561
Good luck friendo.

>tfw currently buried in projects
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>>35132585

>projects
don't you work at a grocery store and live at your gf's parents' house
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>>35132108
>>35132529
Faggot ass trips like Tomato and Boardshorts need to go. Boardshorts is here all day fucking posting his weak ass lifts and can't even bench correctly and doesn't even have a 2x bodyweight squat. Cute Tomato can't even bench 2 plates. What the fuck is the point of tripping if you're fucking useless
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>>35132875

he benches like 3pl8 though

and yeah I don't get the point of tomato either
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>>35132517
>>35132529
>having gfs
1% pls go. Jkjk, I'm not bitter about the breakup XD

But seriously, Caladan, thanks for actually helping people instead of funposting all day and estatting
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>>35132036
>>35131909
I like Prometheus too from the little interaction I've had with him but that may be biased because I want him to sit on my face no homo

Pic related
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>>35130926
his ass routine is garbage.

i think he has learned since then, though.
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>>35134400
>he has learned
but.. manlets never learn
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>>35134386
he's got a good back.

whats his stats.
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>>35131258
>I usually win threads
that is some advanced autism

I highly recommend you respond to me as if you were "trolling" and mock me for being so silly as to take the ebin b8...

you know... if you want to "win the thread" that is..
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>>35134444
He's not though. He's said he wins threads before, probably every time someone says he's retarded
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>>35134413
From CBT

>maxes are 110kg bench, 140kg squat, 185kg deadlift, 1 pl8 OHP
>most of my time spent lifting has been on a PPL routine
>I do 35kg dumbbells for reps but not sure what that would really equate to for OHP on the barbell
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>>35132443
>Two-Thousand and Fifteenth year, Anno Domini
>not wanting lotus' BBC in your throat (no homo)
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>>35133056
Having a 1rm pf 2rm of 3 plate at like 230 isn't very impressive. Plus he cant even bench with his heels down like a normal human being. Because he wants to compete in a meme sport in a meme fed.
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>>35132108
Like literally tripping on fit and wont post pics
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>>35134386

ultimate /fit/ room, kek
>protein in the closet
>nothing on the walls
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>>35132875
i'd honestly be surprised if tomato can bench 1 pl8 for reps
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>>35137034

has he ever posted a video of his lifts?
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>>35138715
He's never posted anything because he doesn't want people to know he's dyel. He literally only comes here to shit talk.
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Oh stfu fit
You had a new king
His name was quad, he was nice, and you scared him away because you were so intensely homo for him.

Fitizens kill everything they love, or that is inherently good. prove me wrong. I'll wait.
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>>35139030

I miss quad ;_;
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>>35139030
Caladan isn't the hero you want, but he's the one you need. So we'll shitpost him...because he can take it.
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>>35140475

people don't really shitpost w me unless they're calling me weak t b h
which is fair enough
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>>35142783
I knew you were still here bby.
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>>35139030

faggot doxxers from /b/, probably same retards who hit scoobert
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