This guy (left) walks up to your girl in the club and slaps her ass. Do you think she would fuk him?
What do?
Keep in mind he is a Navy SEAL, BJJ Black Belt, and could plan a defeat of ISIS in under 2 hours.
jocko would never do that.
>>35119187
>and could plan a defeat of ISIS in under 2 hours
Why hasn't he then? Does he hate democracy and freedom or something?
Punch him, get beatup, maintain alpha status.
>>35119187
I don't know if this is supposed to be someone famous I'm meant to recognise, but he legitimately looks like he has Aspergers (or something on the autism spectrum).
Also, no. I don't think my GF would fuck him, because she's neither an unfaithful slut nor does she exist.
>>35119187
please let this shit meme die
>>35119208
>looks like he has aspergers
Are you fucked?
Jocko looks cro-magnon as fuck, mirin
>>35119208
Follow up; he looks like the Jimmy Wales /b/ lemaymay from a few years back.
>>35119187
The question is can he fuck me and make my gf watch?
>>35119231
>>35119187
I miss the days when /fit/ still had decent threads.
>>35119187
>implying a navy seal would bother dealing with the drama that comes with fucking a girl with a man
>>35119187
>What do?
Call security on him obviously.
>>35119208
other threads getting deleted but not this shit old meme thread? srs?
>>35119187
Ask him if he wants to have a 3way fug
>>35119187
I encourage my gf to acuse him of sexual abuse or rape and let the system do the rest
>>35119187
For my life, he would probably already be her husband
And no bitch like that is worth fighting for
>>35119456
this is the best response for all this kind of threads
> tell him "youll cowsards don't even smoke crack"
> watch him cry afterward