Tell me about your gymbro, /fit/.
I don't have one really. I wish I still lived by my bros and lift with them. Shit was hilarious.
No bro. People only hold me back.
>>35118560
If there's any /fit/s in Louisville, I'd be down to find a buddy
i have none but i have a spirit following me, i usually go to gym after work at 12am-1am and ive had doors pop open, running machines turn on and a 20kg dumbell fell off the rack among weird noises and ill see shit out of my peripherals
>shoo shoo gains goblin
OP is a faggot.
He's like my gf. Both are nonexistent.
>tfwnogf
>tfwnogymbro
my gymbro is this chick i know through work.
>see her at the gym one day
>walk over say "hi"
>talk for a bit and she suggests we go together the next day
>she wants to fuck
turns out she didn't want to fuck, she just wanted a gym buddy
>>35118560
my gymbro is dyel as fuck
but he makes me feel like my lifts are impressive.
he told me he had a crush on me.
i said no and we just dropped the subject.
we still lift though.
i still think about it sometimes.
He's the best.
Always there for me.
>>35120655
dubs confirm the paranormal spooktivity
i have two gym bros, both are annoying fuckheads.
gym bro #1 is a skinny little bitch who tries to do the same weight as me on most exercises but does it with shit form or doesn't do full range of motion.
gym bro #2 is a chubby nerdy cunt who i swear to god actually has adhd, his squat form is so laughable and cringey. During sets he will walk half way across the gym, not say anything and watch me work out, either that or ask me how many sets i have every 5 minutes.
I prefer having no gym bro.
>>35120989
damn bro, thats harsh.
![thisismydog[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rDCsf2G.jpg "thisismydog[3].jpg")
He was my best friend. He was going through some terrible separation anxiety when I had to spend longer hours at work. I bought the equipment for my home gym so I didn't have to leave him alone when I went to work out. The morning after I had it all assembled, he didn't wake up. I still think about him every day, especially when I lift. His collar is hanging on the pull up bar. I stare up at it to get focused when I'm struggling on a rep.
too weak to have a gym bro tbH
>>35118560
My gymbro is dead. I watched him being lowed into his grave today.
I assume my gym bro and I look like quite the odd couple. I'm 5'4 145 and he's 6'2 240. We've been lifting together for 10+ years and been friends for longer.
We both do heavy compound lifts and share supps. I assume we have the gym bro relationship that most people want.
He's a cool guy. We started fucking about a year ago.
I've had many o' gym bro
They all pass with time
In the duration of the time I've been /fit/ 5 of them have all stopped lifting, they went with me on occasions cause I went more days than them
But I only miss my gymbro who got me into lifting, he was a really good fucking friend too, he was actually homo and I wouldve been honored to get berry'd by him
I-I miss y-you, John ;-;
>>35121244
Jesus Christ .
He's a 30 something dude that plays first violin in an orchestra and has 2 kids. Does SL. He's like 6'1" to my 5'8" so he does a lot better on sq and dl but I got him beat on bench (200lbs ORM)
>>35121244
( ._.)
>>35120655
Anon confirmed for living in China
>>35121244
;_;
>>35118560
Don't have one anymore because he moved away. He is coming back but I am graduating soon so I will be moving away for my job
>>35118560
>tfw no gym friend
>>35121244
>>35121244
>>35121244
It's just a fucking mutt. Grow some balls, m8.
>>35118560
hes taller than me about 7ft
quite alot skinnier
only weights like 45lb
but god damn it hes always there for me
helps me train every session
if it wasnt for him i'd probably have to do shitty bodyweight exercises
>>35118560
Had a gym broette. Developed feelings for her and told her about it and she didnt reciprocate, and later I found out my gym bro like her as well. So I decided to let my gym/fit/ bro have a turn and I stopped going to the gym at my regular hours so I can finally see my gym/fit/ bro make it with a qt3.14 fit gf. I just hope one day I can have a qt3.14 fit gf too
>>35121244
>Collar on the pullup bar to focus on
>>35122251
topkek, bro
Got 2, they're both shorter than me, but lift more.
>>35122209
I understand that post.
>>35118560
My gymbro is a bisexual fellow student (I'm hetero). We got to know each other 2 years ago. He is a machine who has been lifting for more than 8 years and he always wanted to get me into lifting. I always refused because I was occupied with playing football (divegrass). When I hurt my foot and even surgery didn't help, I followed him to the gym and we became really good friends. In fact, he became one of my best friends for sure and we spent a lot of time together in the gym. He told me everything I know and taught me correct forms, created my routines, so I'm very thankful.
Lately, he has been abusing drugs a lot and we sorta switched roles. At first, he had to motivate me all the time to continue lifting regularly until I saw the gains and progress which was a huge boost for me. At the moment, he doesn't train regularly because of his drug abuse and hangovers (mostly alc, speed, cocaine) and most of the time I go lifting on my own. It makes me very sad and honestly, I don't know what to do or how to help him. I had several prep talks with him and all the time he agreed to better himself but as soon as he enters his drug addiction mode, it's hard to get through to him...
What do?
>>35122432
Sometimes the best thing to do is not let an addict drag you through the misery and pain of his addiction. But if youre deadset on helping him, talk to his family first
>>35122598
This. Get a network together and do an intervention.
>>35120916
>iktf ;_:
>>35122432
My gymbro pulled me out of the drugs-drink-and-party mode and probably saved my life doing it. Don't give up on him, senpai. He needs a wake up call. You know him better than us. What would be his 'ultimate low' that you can show him?
My gymbro is a fucking selfish asshole and I hope u read it fucking faggot ... Can u hear that michael u fucking peace of shit u fucking sucks
>>35123292
Wait. My name is Michael :(
Please tell me you're not Ove or Roger.
>>35118560
He flakes all the fucking time
>>35121275
I feel you bro. My gymbro passed a month ago. After that I've taken to always listening to link related in his honor when attempting PR:s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2J6O-y9oOU
>>35118560
He's litterally my brother.
>>35123395
If he chose to go into the army then he deserved it. White trash baby killers. Geesj.
I workout in my basement by myself most of the time, but some friends come over once or twice a week and lift as well. 2bh it just takes longer and one guy always gets distracted by other shit while the other guy and I get mad at him
>>35123432
He died in a car accident... We were in the army together, but that was many years ago. Also non-americlap, so no baby-killing was involved in either of our military careers.
>>35123491
Did he kill anyone else while speeding?
Enforcing military culture promotes baby killing no matter what you do. Voluntarily participate in a violent sub-culture, well done anon.
>>35123517
>>35123536
>Low quality picture.
>>35118560
He's from the same ethnicity as my gf.
>imaginary
Gymbro going through hard times at the moment. His gf/fiance is pretty abusive and he's been loosing weight because he's skipping meals and avoiding home. Noticing he's been sleeping in his car but he tries to hide it. Have started bringing extra pro-shakes and mass gainer to him when we hit the gym but it's not enough. What do, guys?
I dont have a gymbro anymore.
But my ex gymbro was such a bitch and a skelly even though he had been working out for 2,5 years.
He always whined about the exercises and never used anything but machines and he felt the need to put way too much weight on them and ended up doing them with god awful form
(i didnt even know you could fuck up your form on machines)
And everytime he asked me for advise i always hesitated to say anything cuz no matter what is said to him he was already doing it and it wasnt working.
For example:
>I cant gain muscle or weight at all
you've got to eat more to get muscle and gain weight
>I do eat alot! I have already eaten 3 slices of bread today (clock was 4pm)
Well eat more
>I dont want to end up fat.
You wont get fat, but you will get some muscle
>i dont want to get too big
...
>>35122432
this suggestion might be crazy because i havent tried it myself
but if i had friend like that, i would go live at his place to make sure he wont go for the drugs anymore
>>35124263
No homo? Would your friends really let you do that just out of the blue?
I have a couple gym bros if it's just two of us at the gym we tend to be really productive and get shit done...but the more people we add the harder it is to stay productive especially if it's all of us cause eventually one of us will make a joke or two and it just snowballs from there
>>35124707
So basically you're a teenage girl?
>>35124128
You should have used him to make yourself look big. Everyone looks big next to a skellie.
Fuck you Joe, I know you are going to read this you fucking faggot.
>>35125509
my gymbro and i went through RASP together. he deadlifts and benches more than me but i squat and clean more
He's a manlet curlbro that just started.
I got him to do squats and deadlifts.
He benches more than me though.
Loaded up lmao1pl8 on his first day.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>tfw no gymbro and no spotter.
Hes very supportive and informative. I am not as motivational but i believe we appreciate one another's company.
>>35118560
I see a guy a couple of times/week we do a cheeky nod at eachother and continue with our wourkout.
I lift by myself
>Used to have one
>He had the hots for me
>We fucked
>He made it awkward
Why he had to be gay?
>>35128748
Why you have to be straight?
>think im strong
>lift heavy for my weight
>gymbro is insane strong
>doenst even look that big
>max plates on all machines
>200kg squat for reps
well, atleast I got someone to reach to
>>35118560
>tfw gymbro is best friend
>tfw you lift together everyday since highschool
>tfw when you start competing together
>tfw we decide one day to make it to nationals in powerlifting together
>tfw your gymbro is like a real brother
>>35128859
The best for making it desu.
>>35128860
I want this! Tell me how to get this!
>>35118560
I lifted with the same bro for 2 years at my uni gym. Then he graduated and I still have 2 semesters left :( He doesn't lift anymore because he works too much, and I force myself to continue on so I feel like I have some sort of purpose/routine at school besides schoolwork and feeling utterly directionless in life.
>>35118560
We are the same height with very similar body types but I'm slightly stronger in every exercise so i still get to feel superior.
>>35129164
Prove it.
>>35121244
>>35128896
Ask your best friend to join you in your journey, if theyre truly your friend they will follow your path to gains
>inb4 no friends
Make some, or talk to the bros at your gym more often and ask them to lift
>>35121244
breh... ;-;
>>35123542
It's a reference to the baby killer bait. Low quality pic = low quality bait.
>Based Manlet bro
A few years older than me, with a gf, job and overcame all the trials I'm facing now. So he's like an older brother to me, that's teaching me the ways of life. But I lift more than him, so hopefully that helps him push through his plateaus.
>Anakin
My highschool gym bro. We were super close as we wrestled, trained, and had class together. Our friendship/gym bro-ness died after we fought all summer. He's the one that could've been, but never was. No homo
>pic unrelated
>>35121244
>>35123900
get home sit. sorted out asap breh
>you made your brother lift his freshman year of highschool
>brought him with your best/gym bros
>bring him to parties his freshman year (I'm a Junior)
>he learns the traits of picking up girls
>watch him go up to girls and fail
>tell him to shake it off and go talk to more
>rinse and repeat for 2 years
>come time senior year
>graduate, best bros join the corps
>I'm stuck at a local community college
>my brother and I still go together
>notice brother
>arms bulging, mad v-taper, broad shoulders
>listen to the way he talks to random women
>he's a fucking stud
>I want to tell him that I'm proud of him, but I don't want him to be satisfied
>be thanksgiving
>go to a shindig on my dads side of the family (haven't seen any of these people since my grandpas funeral)
>my bro and I are late due to traffic
>we walk into the house, everyone at the dinner table
>my dads uncle looks up at us
>burts out into tears
>wtf.jpg
>he disappears for a minute
>comes back with a photo
>shows us and everyone
>my father starts to cry
>its my grandfather and him
>identical to my brother and I
>Grandfather: Ectomorph, V-taper, solid traps and arms
>Uncle: Endomorph: Solid chest and shoulders, bulky traps, giant thighs
>My brother resembled my Grandpa, I, my Uncle.
>we looked at the picture for a solid 3 minutes without speaking
>that day our pride grew
My brother is wanting to go into Navy ROTC for Marine Infantry Officer. Once he graduates (hes still a senior in highschool), I'll tell him everything.
>>35131163
tell him not to go into infantry
>>35131198
hes been wanting to do it since he was like 8
>>35131163
Best onii-chan on board
>>35118560
Massive sikhbro
Guys 200 lb and benches 350
Must be the turban
>>35123432
>>35123491
>comes from countries that abort babies
>thinks babies dying in war is immoral
Nice twisted view on the sanctity of life faggot.
>>35131198
This
You end up with blown out knees and be forced to live Inna woods for weeks at a time, then you get deployed and Jodie shows up...
Hell of a guy been my best friend for 10 years. He is always there to motivate me, spot me and were best friends. Both 6'2" 8/10s with good physiques and get a pretty good amount of pussy using each other as wingmen. I've also kinda been in a 4some with him but no swords were crossed. Overall would rate him 9.5/10 gymbro.
>>35132317
>Baby
>Fetus
Pick one b8 boy.
>>35121244
I'm going to hate the day doge dies.
She's such a sweetheart
>>35121244
Putting my dog down on Monday. She has jaw cancer.
>>35132718
Remember, don't waste the meat.
>>35121317
>swole mole
dude pics?
>>35118560
>Swears that he will be on time
>Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays
>From 7pm until 9
>>35118560
>meet bro first year of college
>china-manlet living in my dorm
>seems like cool guy
>begin lifting hard that year
>notice him maxing weight and using shit form at gym
>start talking /fit/ with him
>open his eyes to proper form
>weight goes down, ego crushed
>lift him back to confidence (free gains)
>later in college, become regular gymbros
>line up classes so that we can lift together
>he lives in an apartment now
>can't cook for shit
>survives off shit free food and restaurant takeout
>plateauing while i'm ascending and my gains eclipse his completely
>start helping him with nutrition
>feed him daily
>give him quest bars and post workout meals
>become his savior
>his lifts ascend
>he lifts harder, better, faster, stronger
>just proud to see my bro succeed
>true gymbros
>true bros
>life continues, we lift til graduation
>life goes on, we talk less
>eventually go different directions, continue lifting alone
>miss my bro
>one day, go for PR for bench
>fifth and final rep, new PR-- Something ain't right
>bar stuck on my chest
>no help, weightlifting section empty in morning
>feel air leaving, can't even manage to roll weight off
>this is it
>close my eyes
>suddenly window of gym shatter
>shredded chinaman soars in on lat wings, silhouette in front of the sun
>look up
>"i remember a time when you saved me
>now let me return the favor, bro"
>two finger assist, finish the rep with his help
>look up
>smile
>start crying
>hug
>"y-you cunt... it's been years"
>>35132718
sorry to hear anon. try to remember you gave her a way better life than most dogs. my first dog is pretty old now and i'm fearing the day.
>>35123320
I am
>>35133220
A-are you Ove or Roger?
Anyone in Melbourne...Need a gym bro 3185
Anyone in Sydney? Need a gym bro 2021
Anybody in Sydney? Need a gym bro 2021
I don't have a gymbro
>walk down this gym all alone, its no ones fault but my own its the bar I've chosen to row
>>35133062
>tfw its been almost 4 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBnJrkLuS5Y
Started out with my best friend 4 years ago, it was all fun and games until I started taking lifting to the next level... and slowly he faded away,
We sometimes go to the gym but hes just holding me back at those time with 50 min workouts..
I wish someone would ask if I even lift these days...
My gym bro is the guy I mired in highschool for being huge. He weightlifted since before freshman year and I started mirin hard senior year. I wanted to be friends with him and his group of buddies so badly and the only way I knew how to impress him was to start lifting. So I started at the end of senior year. We had some classes together that year and the friendship was starting. I lifted after school in the gym every weekday till it closed and me and him were always the last ones left towards the end. He started to take notice of me more. I injured my self 3 weeks in so I was out until mid summer.
We didn't talk over summer much and I only saw him a few times for his grad party and stuff like that. Once my injury was fully healed I got my bearings back for a while in the gym in my apartment. After collage started I was going to my highschool gym again to workout because I knew he would be there. We started talking more and joking around. He started to invite me to hang out with him and his buddies and I had a blast chilling with them. Me and gym bro decided to switch to a more serious gum to make better gains and now we carpool there together and hang out regularly. I'm 5'7" 154lbs and he's 5'11" 250lbs
I'm 24 and my gymbro is 26
The funny thing is he acts like a little brother around me. He's always looking up to me and tries to mimic a lot of the things I do and say.
I've been using expressions around him like 'mirin, no homo, cardiobunnies, all of that stuff.
Recently he told me he would like to go to a cabin with me, just the two of us, live simple and "chop some wood".
He followed it up by telling me "no emo"
He's learning..
>>35118560
I met my gymbro at uni, we work together on uni proyects, then lift, also we practice mma, somedays ago we were talking about starting a business
>>35120989
You got gymbuddyzoned brah
Known him since the third grade , introduced him to lifting 2 years ago , we lifted 3 months together and then i got depressed as fuck and quit lifting , he kept lifting .
3 months ago after i defeted my depression he told me to get back , so i got back .
2 years ago i was stornger than him , now he bp 3pl8 , DL 4.5 pl8 and squat 4pl8 , but he supports me on every rep and even now days he has no time to go 4 times to the gym he tells me its time for me to go , and he believes that 1 year from now me and him will lift the same weight .
>tfw 5kg away from lmao2pl8 bp
>>35136600
Remember to use condoms Senpai
>>35118560
You remind me of all those "girl moment" pics they did side by side to war scenes etc. Seriously you should be ashamed to use a pic of two guys at war for your "gymbro" thread. The irony in this geez. You think you and your gymbro are fighting a goddamned war? You think what you go through with a Guy at the gym Is seriously comparable to what you'd go through with a war buddy? You are so delusional and unaware of yourself. Seriously
>>35137209
I can smell your PTSD from here, desu.
>>35137209
No one asked you to join the military
>>35118560
Gymbro is my dad. Litteraly the best gymbro you could have! My dad has also motivated me to workout and keep in shape. Don't know what I would do without him.
>>35138432
You lucky bastard.
>>35137209
ITT: warfags expecting respect for being a political pawn.
Muh freedom. stfu
>>35137209
>>35137227
>>35137743
>>35138571
Not that guy, but very few soldiers believe in the politics behind the war, they just want to experience death close by. And that being the case, it's also frustrating to see people compare whatever the fuck it might be to a combat deployment, considering most of those people would never have the guts to risk their lives for anything. Personally I don't give a shit. But you guys haven't seen the bullets fly.
>>35138800
Incompetance is not an excuse to glorify violence and death. People who get genuinely upset because they 'didn't get to kill someone', have no perspective on reality.
>But you guys haven't seen the bullets fly.
I have. And I still didn't feel the need to glorify it.
>most of those people would never have the guts to risk their lives for anything.
You'd be surprised what people can do when there's actual need for it. Normal people. Not soldierboys.
>>35138956
I have no need to glorify it either, I'm simply explaining the previous anon's reaction. Killing people shouldn't be admired, and I don't think it is.
I might be surprised by what people can manage if the situation calls for it. Personally I've seen plenty of soldiers freeze up and piss their pants the second they get shot at, people who have trained for over a year and mentally prepared themselves for such a situation. Most people can't handle that amount of stress. And most people wouldn't willingly put themselves in such a situation.
>>35118560
Everyone in the gym is my bro
>>35139203
>That guy who's friends with everyone.
>>35122185
You shut your goddamn mouth boy
>>35139406
Why y mad anon? You crying over dead doges?
>>35121215
>MFW are you me?
Zach?
He left me because I lifted more than him.
100 percent serious, I benched twice than him and that was the final straw.
He's a skinny manlet irl and think he's bigger than he really is.
>>35120916
>>35137209
>autism 101
>>35132704
It was the worst day of my life.
He's a cool ass nigga. Even helps me shitpost on /cgl/
>>35127490
Did you boys make it? M8s in batt deadlift all day
>>35118560
He is dumb as fuck I saw him yesterday.
He got his gf pregnant last week, and went to the clinic yesterday to have an abortion.
I have seen some broken men in the army, but nothing like this, he told me it was the toughest experience in his life.
I told him he should be thankfull his gf wasnt dumb as fuck, because his parents are pretty loaded and hers are not, and that he dodged a bullet.
He was still fucked up in xanax because he told me he couldnt handle it and swallowed them when they arrived.
>>35136184
You forgot to say
>no homo
