>have recently lost about 25 pounds
>go to sushi place a black from my house that I frequent but haven't gone for a while
>always go on mondays and wednesdays because the cutie black hair waitress with perfect bubble butt and bright blue eyes is working
>whenever I call in to place my order, she asks for the number, and then says "oh, hey anon!"
>go in today
>she says as I'm about to leave "hey have you been working out?"
>say "yeah... th-th-thanks for the food" and walk out
... was she mirin?
Maybe, should have continued the conversation, might've been able to get a better feel for whether she was or not.
>Yeah I'm glad someone noticed
Or whatever basic shit
>>35118147
>stuttering why typing
When will this meme die?
depends on how much more weight you need to lose desu senpai
I never got why Americans think a British accent means intelligence and savvy. As evidenced by this OP, some British people are absolutely dumb as fuck.
why even bother posting this shit OP?
>she asks if you liked the food
Reply with:
>"it would taste better if you ate with me"
>she greets you knowingly
Reply with:
>"you're the reason I come here!"
>she asks a personal question ("working out much"?)
Reply with:
>"yeah, I'm glad you noticed more than anyone else"
>>35118399
Top tier responses as long as delivered in a semi-joking, not autistic manner
Why are you ordering over the phone if she's working?
Go order in person, it'll give you a lot more time to chat. Alternatively, eat there instead of taking it to go. She'll come to your table a few times throughout the meal just by the nature of her job.
You can do it anon!
>>35118212
>X
>When will this meme die?
When will this meme die?
She's clearly interested in order to ask such a question. Cut out that aspie shit, man up and get her number.
>>35118754
>>35118399
it is really that simple OP, just don't be a sperglord autist
>>35119624
>rememing a meme
When will this meme die?
>>35119828
when will all memes die?
>>35119828
Memes dont die, they become...dank
