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How much protein in semen? Could I possibly be jerking my gains away?
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How much protein in semen? Could I possibly be jerking my gains away?
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>>35093763
pls respond senpai
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look up semen retention and preserving your chi. i know ill get made fun of, but idc.
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>>35093763
Don't lie senpai, you are thinking into swallowing each load you get from random guys in the gym showers don't you? Slut :^)
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OP there are a lot of potential gains in your semen. Don't let it go to waste. Make sure you swallow when you jerk off or better yet, protein absorption is enhanced via rectal route.
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Each load has 5-25 calories proteins and vitamins. You bet your ass you are jerking your gains away. Slurp that shit up son. If you blast away each load for 80 days. Thats an entire day of eating you just threw away. You fucking fool.
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>Convince gymbros they should be releasing sperm as often as possible for health reasons
>Lock self in chastity cage to preserve your own natural protein and swallow their semen so you steal their gains
DEVILISH TACTICS
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you can't really jerk your gains away cause your body makes more of it all the time.
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>>35097377
<implying your body gets calories out of thin air
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>>35097377
very wrong, theres a reason why pro athletes and fighters never masturbate. anyone who says "oh its healthy fap all day err day" is either terribly misinformed or a shill that wants to spread lies in a selfish attempt to better only himself. if you dont believe me take a month off, do nofap for an entire month. but you probably wont because you're addicted like 99% of the general population, atleast in western society
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>>35097392
]CITATION NEDED{
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>>35097392
>people actually believe this
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>>35097413
do some fucking research, you have the internet at your exposal. look up eastern medicine and philosophy on the matter. specifically asian cultures. read up about semen retention and preserving chi. nobody believes it until they start nofap, the exccess hormones in your body will do wonders, especially after 6 months. i dont need to convince anyone because im living proof, and if you try it i think you'll agree,
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>>35097429
>this level of denial
>tfw everyone is addicted to choking the chicken but will never admit it
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>>35097392
only havent had sex this week cause azn fwb is stressing over finals.

ive done nofap for a month but it didn't do anything for me. i think it depends on the person what effects it has. i generally dont fap and just fuck

>>35097435
asians also have tiny dicks breh they need all the chi they can get because the white man is stealing their chi chis
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>>35097392
>not working out your seminal vesicles

You'll never make it.
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ITT: butthurt chronic masturbators who lack self control.
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>>35097456
not arguing the dick size, however some people need more than a month. a buddy of mind didnt feel it til around the 90 day mark, i guess because he was much more porn addicted than i am. it takes awhile to rewire your brain. check out a website called your brain on porn or whatever.
>>35097458
>what is sex
oh wait nvm you're a fucking virgin who cant get laid hahaa

ps- unless you fuck a fleshlight, there is more damage than good. fucking a toy or a women will atleast work your pelvic floor and the body thinks its doing something natural. being hunched over and beating off with only one side of your body will do damage to you in the long run because one side of the body will stiffen and the other will be in a rested state.
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>>35097435
>spouts bro science mentioning random crap as hard facts
>asked for citation
>LOL DO YOUR RESEARCH BRO
>chi
>Asian

You are a virgin and you are trying to justify it by acting like you are doing it out of self discipline, right?
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>>35097664
no, i used to be a masturbation porn addict then realised it was draining me and once i changed my life around i got my motivation back and started school/gym/pilates/yoga and after just 4 months i feel like double the man i was before. stop projecting your life, i pity you.

i wont bother trying to convince you anymore, you're obviously narrow minded and wont even give it a shot. instead, you'd rather fulfil a life of decadence and consumerism.
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>>35097688
You are making uncalled for links between maturation and porn.

A lot of porn indeed has been proven to negatively impact the mind.

Unless you state a source that proves that masturbation is unhealthy every other day I cannot believe you that it is, though.

From what I reckon it's aurally the opposite - healthy - but I won't state it as fact, because unlike you, I won't state anything as fact that i cannot post sources to.
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>>35097728
i'm sure it comforts you to believe that, after all nobody wants to admit their favorite hobby is harmful. i dont need to link "sources" because i have nothing to gain by doing research for you guys, im merely providing my opinion formed by my experiences, and my research. i have my own mind, eyes and ears. i dont need to read propaganda telling me to smoke weed everyday and masturbate. dont you thin kthe people in charge [the financial elite] want you to masturbate and do drugs? thats why all movies and shows glorify this shit. they are literally re-programming your brain. i'm not asking you to buy my fucking book, all im asking is you try it out. anyway i really do have to go now, insomnia kills muh gains. hope you give it a month or two. peace.
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>>35097829
Fapping is the least of your problems my friend.

But hey, if you think that people are fapping because the Jews have told them to do so in order to make them less successfull, then by all means go ahead and believe that.

I would just kindly ask you to step back from trying to convince others through you mental instability.
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