How to prevent this?
>>35091245
bump, curious as well, have ruined so many pairs of pants like this
stop carrying raw eggs on you
>>35091257
I boiled them for protein on the go. I wouldn't carry raw eggs in my pockets that is just dumb, most of the protein isn't even bio-available until you cook them.
>>35091245
Stop wearing skinny jeans, wear loose dress pants like your grandpappy
>>35091372
Cargo pants then you can hold more too!!!
Use an egg case.
>>35091372
>put eggs in tight jean pockets
>eggs break
>complain about it
I honestly don't understand why you put them in your pocket or what you thought would happen, but it seems like you're being a fucking idiot
>>35091623
That's cute as fuck. I'm sure there would be a market for these on /fit/ if they made frog ones
>>35091245
you could put them in a small satchel attached to your leg or something.
or you could have your fake gf carry them in her bra and eat them in public directly from there keke
>>35091657
>2015
>not bringing pocket eggs everywhere you go for protein when you need it
I S H Y G D D T
>not making a little pouch for them and tying it around your waist so the pouch hangs like a scrotum
Why even eggs then?
>>35091245
you don't have a pocket egg protector?
>>35091245
3D print egg holders the exact size of your eggs. Place one in each pocket. That way the egg holders will protect the eggs and will also be flattering, as the egg cases will appear to be giant testicles, which suggests fertility. Consider printing a banana case for potassium.
Best thread I've seen in so long. I'm crying.
>>35091245
these are very handy, i use them for /fit/ while camping. i've seen them sold in 2-, 4-, 6-, and 12-packs, usually for <$6 a piece. most sports/outdoor stores will have them, if you don't have one near you then you can easily find them online.
>>35091245
The very appropriately named cargo shorts will fix your pocket egg problem
Probably won't fix your virility problem though
>>35091245
Who the hell carries eggs in their pockets? I wouldn't put a granola bar into my jeans god damn you idiot just eat it at home or put it in a sack jesus
>>35091245
holy fucking kek
>>35093399
You clearly never took a High School level Psych class which teaches that back pocket egg carrying increases overall happiness and sex drive. This is day one shit
