While you Neanderthals pump iron all day, I eat whatever I want all day and I don't gain a ounce, I hit the genetic lottery, I have the metabolism of a cheetah. Enjoy your little gym, while you're at the gym pushing up weights like a dumb caveman, trying to attract women, I'm actually fuckin them because I don't spend all day at the gym with my queer bros, you pump iron, I pump pussy, end of story.
>>35088366
>Won the genetic lottery.
Fugly. jeeeeshsus..
>>35088371
Yea that's why girls always tell me I look like James Franco
>>35088366
You are no where close to being 10/10. How do I know? Because I am one
>>35088366
>genetic lottery
>one eye is very noticeably higher than the other
>>35088366
ayy lmao
>>35088381
Why is your body so scrawny but your face is fat?
>>35088366
you spent some time writing that bullshit, I have spent some time reading it. We both lost.
>>35088381
serial killer pls go
>>35088366
This guy looks so creepy to me. I say that a lot about mouth breathing dorito munching neckbeards since they're creepers but this guy looks creepy in a way that I'd freak the fuck out if I saw his weird ass face in a dark alley.
Why have video games gotten so gay as they became more popular? Leave us alone faggots you are not wanted.
>>35088381
change hairstyle, you will look 10 times better
stop being a cyka senpai
>>35088366
i am high and what is this?
>>35088441
Hivemind.
Smoked the big ol gay pipe of peace.
>>35088390
Kek
>>35088366
You look like a greasier version of the naked mole rat from kim possible.
>>35088381
you have the face of a fat 10 year old.
6/10
ITT: new people
>>35088550
The last girl I donkey fucked said I could be a James Franco double, so I know you're lying
>>35088366
How do I into OP mode /fit/?
>>35088831
Hit the genetic lottery
>>35088366
How do I into pussy pump mode?
