>Male mountain gorillas reach an average of 6 feet tall (when standing upright) and weigh 400 to 500 pounds.
Could you beat up a gorilla?
No.
>>35088130
I would kill it with my speed.
>>35088130
>>35088148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umokxn3Vc38
no and literally nobody could
unless weapons are allowed
>>35088130
>tfw you never evolved to be able to roam jungles, kill animals and eat their meat raw
why even live
>>35088130
Hahha stupid lanklet! because Im shorter I could easily dodge any attack it throws. I would just wait for him to get tired and beat it to pulp. Nothing personel kid.
>>35088171
>Hahha stupid lanklet! because Im shorter I could easily dodge any attack it throws. I would just wait for him to get tired and beat it to pulp. Nothing personel kid.
Hahha stupid manlet! because I'm taller I could easily just punch you in the face with impunity and defeat you easily like all of those 6'5" guys the 5'10" Tyson beat to a bloody pulp in the early part of his career.
>>35088130
I'd probably have a heart attack-instant death before the gorilla touched me, so i wouldn't feel much pain
feels good man
I bet there are people here who have a good 7-8 inches on some gorillas. I thought reach is everything?
>>35088130
>Could you beat up a gorilla?
I was rage fucking your mum last night
>>35088158
guy has balls of steel
i would've probably froze and shit myself in fear if that behemoth came charging at me like that
>>35088130
I'd fight a bear before I fought a gorilla tbfh senpai
I would use BJJ, everyone knows BJJ can beat strength on the ground.
>>35089379
Pinned underneath a 600 pound gorilla your BJJ ain't gonna do shit. Enjoy being mashed into a Brazillian Ju Jit-soup!
The age old question
Who would win in a fight 10 alpha-male silverback gorillas VS 100 mma fighters?
Alright /fit/. Let's settle this.
>>35089394
>Brazilian jiu jit soup
Clever
>>35088168
Gorillas are vegetarians you autist
>>35089404
>implying the modern spartan won't beat a lone Gorilla.
I'd sooner fight a gorilla than a Lovchev
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lSkW8kUH0-c
>>35089423
there's 10 of them
>>35089415
No they're not because if they were they wouldn't get enough protein.
>>35088130
im 6ft5 and 120kgs , do i have a chance ?
also 18%bf
Why are chimps and gorillas so strong? Like what need do they have for all that power?
>>35088130
>hey could you beat a gorilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqKI3hV2urI
>>35090528
Difference in muscle fibers (humans have finer motor control), natural ability to recruit more fibers, more muscle in the gorilla's case?
Some guys overestimate the stats but they're just really fucking strong.
I'd beat it with my banana
Fuck no. The strongest man in the world would have get day ruined by an average chimp, and a chimp on roids would get rekt by a gorilla
>>35089464
Gorillas don't NEED to eat a heavy amount of protein to possess the strength they have. Gorillas have no need for gains. They are not humans.
We eat protein to build up our muscles. Gorillas are straightup born with muscles that we couldn't dream of having with all of the protein and training the world. If a gorilla could actually work out and make the same degree of relative strength increase that a person does, then they'd be punching over buildings and shit.
>>35091299
Is this guy right..?
fck this unfair gay earth im getting hgh
>>35090528
Chimps are stronger pound for pound, but not overall.
>>35088130
>vegan manlets
lmao
>>35090528
>>35091328
Gorillas are so strong for the same reason that fire is so hot - it's just the way it is. You will never be immune to fire, and you will never defeat a gorilla without a weapon. That's nature.
>>35090681
No, I mean why do they need to be strong? Why has nature not gone "you're strong enough, you can stop now"? What are they using all that power for?
>>35090499
>im 6ft5 and 120kgs , do i have a chance ?
>also 18%bf
Yeah just defeat the 500 lb literal demon monster with your superior reach.
>>35091299
I really want to see a gorilla jacked out of his mind on steroids and put in a lab where he's rewarded with treats for overheadpressing and deadlifting now
>>35089442
>implying the modern spartan won't beat n number of gorillas
>>35090528
Do you not know how nature/ evolution works?They need the power to fight the Alpha and become the Alpha so they fuck all the bitches. It's all about passing on your seed you fucking virgin.
>>35091432
Why did nature give humans so much more intelligence than other animals when all it's done is run the planet's ecosystem to shit? Wouldn't a rational architect of life see that this is unnecessary?
There is no reason, because there is no rationale. Life is incidental
dude gorillas look ripped as fuck. I wonder what they'd look like without the fur.
>>35091602
this nigga knuckle-walks out of the bushes and slaps your gf's ass, what are you gonna do
>>35091406
>Fire is hot because of evolution
Goddamn
>>35091660
Evolution is because that's the way it is
Why do the strongest species need to pass on their genes to preserve the species? What makes any species on Earth so important that it needs to stay alive? Saturn and Mars aren't affected by whether or not the gorillas or wolves go extinct, so what does their persistence even mean on the scale of the universe?
Not a damn thing. Life on Earth evolves to stay alive for no reason, just like fire being hot.
No human could beat a gorilla in a fight. No human could even beat a chimpanzee in a fight. Unless the human had firearms or other long range weaponry. If you believe otherwise, you're either delusional or trolling.
>>35091660
This is the most profound thing I think I've ever read
>>35088130
No but a Sassamo would fucking destroy even the biggest silverback.
>>35088195
manlet spotted
>>35088158
>steals the baby gorilla
>carries it back behind the bush
then you can see him look at it like
>wait a minute
>who baby dis is?
>>35091483
I guarantee that this has happened and I guarantee that is has either been forbidden ever since or is being kept a secret for military purposes
>>35091504
>getting this mad about an honest question about wildlife
>>35088130
How much do you think a gorilla could bench?
If someone says a gorillion pounds you're going to meme jail.
>>35093415
0 pounds because you wouldn't even be able to get it to lay down on its back while you stand above it ever
>>35093432
>get it to lay down on its back while you stand above it
i'm very experienced
>>35093444
nice trips scooby
