Think im in boys.
What now?
>your
Delete.
>>35086970
What is the issue with your?
Lemme crack ur pussy up bby
>>35086939
Congrats Anon. Now set up a date - maybe the movies? Or just a casual meet up at a bar if you're into that sort of thing.
You could also tell her exactly how much you dl, squat and bench and ask her about her own e-stats?
>>35086970
This. She's human equivalent of garbage. You wouldn't fuck garbage, would you?
>>35086939
>new
>your
kill it
>>35086984
Don't go to movies, that's reserved for actual girlfriends.
>>35086939
Meet up in a bar caffe, coffe shop...
And make it short.
>>35086985
This to be honest familia.
Pump and dump
>>35086970
But breh she got dem tiddies.
>>35086984
Think she'll mire my squat form video?
Bitches love purky man booty.
>>35086939
the more imposing question though, is what job is it you have where you work in the sun?
>>35087004
I share no secrets of how i maintain my perfect tan m8.
Do this.
>>35087009
It can't be perfect unless you work naked, dingbat. Now spill the beans.
Shes not replying now so bored.
Who next?
Time to give her the ooooooool' natty lickaroo
>>35087001
If you send her a video of yourself in the gym, you should consider a suicide video next.
>>35087033
meg
>>35087025
why do girls do this? they participate in conversation but they dont contibute anything or seem to be engaged in it at all.
>>35087025
What a shit conversation, you're boring as fuck cunt.
>>35087045
You make them talk about themselves. Its easier that way.
>>35087045
The next part was where she gave me her fb. Just get the fb, get the number. You want to be talking to them in a place where there is not 300 cocks pointing their way.
>>35087056
Who needs exciting conversation when you get results lol. Yeah ask her mid she likes flowers and long walks to the back of the next guys car.
>>35087045
>shy
>preoccupied with other stuff
>messaging someone she likes better than you
>doesn't know how to respond
the only person that knows is the person you're talking to, could be anything :-P
I work selling a car wax so I always try to get that extra bit more sales from tinder
>>35087045
Because they get attention for just being. They don't have to be mentally or emotionally attached to anything they do because they aren't the one that needs to impress to get fucked. It's part knowing you'll have other options and part them knowing they are not required to have a personality or show social skills to get the old dickaroo.
>>35087070
Fucked up the pic
>>35087025
>Little bit on
why didn't you ask her what she was planning on doing?
>would be cool to catch up
you're already asking that? woah nelly, slow down
>come over for a swim
sounding a bit desperate anon...
>anytime is good
might as well have said never
Wonder if she'll come back with something decent?
>>35087085
You couldn't have picked a more stupid line
>>35087064
>>messaging someone she likes better than you
i always expect it to be this one
>>35087085
Keep the internet on the internet, you spaz. It sounds like you offered her a beer popsicle.
>>35087083
Thisx1000
>>35087091
me too XD
>>35087087
>implying anything is stupid when your beautiful
God's speed anon
>>35087085
Oh Anon you
You know, you dont have to set yourself up for failure with the beautiful ones, just because you dont want to get hurt. They might not be as intimidating as you make them out to be
>>35087087
>>35087099
Gone are the days of the tinder threads where we used to troll chicks into submission.
99% of threads started with this line.
What happened here?
>>35086939
>He doesn't know how to pronounce Lea
>She spells her name with an "h" at the end
>Doesn't use punctuation
>Your
You can do better, OP
Also
>Small "i" when talking about you
>No punctuation
>No question marks
Actually you two deserve eachother.
>>35087126
>"trolling" chicks on the internet with your buddies
sounds like the good days mateyo
>>35087131
S A V A G E
>>35087131
10/10 fucking lost it m8.
Yea shes not bad guys but nothing special.
I get 2-6 matches a day so im fine with missing out on decent vagina for lols.
>>35087131
>I'll have you know I'm a top tier otter and have over 300 confirmed mires
>>35087150
She looks older than 19 desu.
Wtf is CDG?
>>35087150
>19
bitch looks 29 at least
>>35087131
top kek
congratulations on making it
>>35087083
This guy knows what's up. Except the part about slowing down. You're supposed to start arranging a meeting within the first couple of msgs is you're trying to hit it and quit it. But on the other hand, you asked in such a gay way.
>>35087178
Oh right, I don't use tinder, isn't that a bit rushed? I think I'd like to get to know the person a bit before I tried to hook up irl.
Is it uncommon to do that on tinder?
>>35086939
Your never in before you do the sin
>>35087087
this
>>35087085
you Blaha'd when you should have Zyzz'd
only thing that can asve you know is 7.5+ face
>>35087126
>troll chicks into submission
You mean sperg the fuck out and hide behind your anonymity? Is that you, John Wayne? Is this /b/?
Brought it back boys
>>35086939
>spotify
Oy vey!
>>35086980
Good to see "no child left behind" is working well.
>>35087236
See
>>35087252
Also my face is 100/10.
>>35087271
>Also my face is 100/10
no pic no proof :-/
>>35087254
>>35087236
>you Blaha'd when you should have Zyzz'd
Fucking gross, dude.
>>35087131
based
>>35086939
>Haha I new you worked in the sun but I know quite a few jobs that are lol and im glad theres no babies on the roof
I don't know what the fuck that means
>>35087150
post your profile pls,
i get barely any matches even if i spam like on everything
>>35087252
Stop referring to us as boys like we're your friends. We don't even like you opie.
Fuck it I have a few matches I have no intention of speaking to anyway, who wants to suggest some ridiculous things to say to them?
Pick a girl from top
>>35087377
>a-are you an archaeologist?
>y-you t-too
>>35087377
I choose the one that just sent you a messenger msg.
/fit/ - Fitness
>>>/adv/ -advice
>>35087377
>french flag
>on a dating website
>>35086939
Arcades mate, the focus is on fun, and you can play the co op games, building a sense of togetherness.
>>35087384
Which girl?
>>35087386
Funny side tangent, she "accidentally" added me on Facebook then within about ten minutes started talking about how she had hangover horn
>>35087033
>phaddy
>fatty
>>35087405
It's most likely her normiebook profile picture
>>35087126
>we
sure thing loser
>>35087419
If probably only rate myself a 6 too so its not like my photos are really really ridiculously good looking that random girls should be adding me and telling me about their lady bits.
>>35087419
jfc just go smash it you idiot. dinner at a pub or drinks or whatever this is a lock unless you are Shrek or don't groom.
"hey I'm going down to X Bar tonight, wanna get a drink and shoot pool or something lol"
done.
>and stfu with your humblebrag and get off muh /fit/
>>35087440
Breh offer to work her hangover off in bed.
>>35087440
bruh you just have to put it in,its all done
>>35087466
She lives in another city or else I'd be taking the first train to penetration station...
She was asking me for erotic film ideas earlier too... The feisty tart.
>>35087496
Oops forgot pic
>>35087377
same here i need a new tinder opener.
also, brehs what if im tired of hookups and actually want someone to be with for more than one night? i use tinder exclusively for hookups but anytime im on OKC and i see some chick whos cute and id also like to hang out with i go full retard with what i should say.
and like, trying to be nice and talk about actual interests seems so boring to them when i could just put on chad-mode and have them actually want to respond.
i fucking hate it.
>Sending three consecutive messages in a row
Its over OP you fucked up. The only way you can salvage this is with the the good ol archaeologist line
>>35087405
>>35087377
ask french flag girl to surrender her pussy so you can pound it like an islamist pounds paris
>>35087501
Just broke up with my partner of 3 years.
How is Tinder? I'm goanna hook it up if my date this weekend doesn't go well.
I've got a good physique and a decent face, shold my photos be ridiculously revealing or not?
I'm interested in just getting my dick wet and no relationships right now.
>>35087530
post pics so we can decide
>>35087530
Kill yourself
>>35087517
If I'm honest I don't use tinder for anything serious. You're going to meet the nice qt who actually cares about your day in a bookstore or a charity shop or somewhere where you two share similar interests.
I've not yet met any nice girls on tinder just ones that make you go
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>35087033
Look at those curves on the chick on the left in Abbey's profile pic
>tfw live in small city and with parents so don't even attempt Tinder
So what specialization should I go into when it's time guys? I was thinking fire magic
>>35087547
>5'3
femlets...
>>35087564
arcane for max dps
>>35087527
Kek okay let's do this.
Sorry had to alter your suggestion a bit..
>>35087530
That's savage man. My ex manipulated me into moving out for a "break" then I ended up with no flat no job and no friends. Mainly because she's much smarter than me. Brohug.
Just post some average non Posey photos of you, ones of you smiling and having fun etc and have a funny and cool sounding bio don't look thirsty etc.
What you doing for the date?
>>35087576
>no job and no friends
how did she make you lose those?
>Mainly because she's much smarter than me
How can a female be much smarter than a male?
>>35087547
Brehs...
>>35087576
What do i put in my bio?
I'm a 22 yr old student with a side job who likes playing vidya,watching movies,going out, i do kickboxing,golfing scuba diving.
Do i just put all that in there?
>>35087576
>tfw german too
>want to drop funny pick up lines, but only know english ones
>>35087576
I broke up with her, it was because of some shit she had done but I'm cool now.
Driving to an old friends university, it's entirely her plan what we do. I'm coming down for the Friday night and staying round till the Sunday.
She said we'd probably go to a few bars then just show me the town she's in during the day.
I've always let the girls decide the date, had some fun shit. One took me to a yoga class, one to a gaming bar. Girls are better at being creative with that shit.
>>35087589
>Do i just put all that in there?
No, everyone does that.
>>35087589
No, don't mention the gym. That should be evident from your photo.
It's cringey, but you're probably never going to meet a girl on tinder that is into gaming dude. I had to visit fucking gaming bars and join societies that I wouldn't be caught dead in for that
>>35087590
>do you want to see me v2 rocket
>I have a final solution for your pants
>I just want to go blitzkrieg on your ass
you're welcome
>>35087603
>never going to meet a girl on tinder that is into gaming dude
99% of guys are somewhat 'into gaming' these days, unless you mean some ultra tryhard shit
>>35087576
>that no response
Cutting.
>>35087595
So what DO i put in there.
>>35087603
Ye u're probably right about the gaming thing. I'm still too fat to see any kind of kickboxing gains. Been doing it for 10 months now.
I'm on a cut from 94kg and i lost around 5.5kg in 6 weeks so i should be good around the summer.
Also im 175 cm
>>35087584
Okay basically long story short,
>lived together
>she stopped loving me
>didn't tell me for six months because she couldn't afford rent on her own
>I stopped working in a good job to set up my team business
>she got big promotion at work starts earning $$
>my business is struggling a little to take off, standard really
>she can afford rent on her own
>offers to put bills on her card instead to take pressure off for a month (she paid the rent I paid all the bills plus food roughly 50/50)
>now bills and rent are both in her name
>tells me to get out or she'll tell my family I beat her
>I'm now back in my hometown with my family, other side of country, no friends here, trying to start business again.
Should've seen it coming really.
>>35087585
Here's more...
>>35087589
Whatever you feel really pal, what do you think puts across the best side of you?
Mine is honestly retarded I'll find it for you.
For you I'd say something like
"Student, works hard and plays hard. I'm a typical outdoorsy type and lover of all things active and adventurous. Ten inch dick. Bye."
I don't know I'm just spitballing here.
>>35087590
Ich bin nicht Deustch Ich was just telling ein funny joken to das frau
>>35087593
Good pics man would maybe steer clear of gym ones though? Got a nice fitted shirt?
She sounds fun hope it goes well! In my experience best first date is always something fun like aquarium or zoo.
>>35086939
Thrust in and out until you achieve orgasm.
>>35087025
>Anytime is good
May have well said i do nothing interesting ever and i am thirsty.
You have to atleast pretend you have some sort of social life.
>>35087652
Should have beat her.
>>35087652
Complete cUck desu.
>>35087652
Hehe appreciate it bro,
ill give it a second look!
>>35087652
Why not get some shit job temporarily instead of moving back to your shithole?
Yeah, I know it sounds easy, but you probably felt like the world hates you at the time. You'll be fine tho. Quite a bitch move on her side, should've just laughed at her silly threats and tell her you will gtfo as soon as you can, but not sooner.
What business is that, If I may ask?
>>35087131
post the pic. Need ideas for my own. you may blur out your "cute face".
>>35087595
>>35087589
>>35087517
Mine is just autism central but women seem to find it funny so I'm not too fussed.
>>35087208
if you fuck about on tinder you get lost among the million other guys trying desperately to get it in, you hve to strike while the iron is hot.
>>35087377
Ask french flag girl how putting that on her picture helps anyone anywhere?
>>35087687
They start the convo?
>>35087687
I like it desu. When I started reading the '5 B' thing I was like 'so fucking lame', but the bayeaux tapestry part made me kek hard.
>>35087669
>>35087672
Yeah I know tell me about it. But to be honest no woman is worth getting arrested over. It's okay o have a friend who is a solicitor anyway who reckons we theres some things we can do to make life uncomfortable for her so fuck it yolo.
>>35087673
No problemo
>>35087685
Ahhhhh cheers man, my hometown isn't too bad actually just lonely as shit and family are cool but not very good at talking. I'm working all sorts of jobs right now back home to get some money back.
The business I set up was renovation, mainly painting and decorating, so it shouldn't take long to get back on my feet just need a juicy contract is all.
Aye I know shes a very smart and manipulative woman and I honestly didn't realise what was going on until It was too late.
>>35087496
>The feisty tart.
top kek
>>35087652
>she'll tell my family I beat her
k m8
what you should have done:
>get recorder
>tape conversation
>threaten to go to cops with it since her boss will probably not have her promoted with a blackmail conviction
>enjoy free rent
>>35087705
Like 30% of the time but you can tell the ones that do start it are quite nice and not afraid to just have a chat. Most women just wait for you to make the effort like this fucking boring cow (such a qt though) don't fucking swipe right of you're not gonna bother darling
>>35087708
I've had so many girls ask what it even is... A couple have got the reference and you know those are the ones who are worth talking to.
>>35087737
Thats basically how all my matches respond lmao. Never had one starting the convo
>>35087652
>tells me to get out or she'll tell my family I beat her
What a cunt.
>>35087737
delete, she cannot hold a conversation for shit.
>>35087737
What an insuffurable cunt. My blood pressure is starting to rise from the screenshot, so I doubt tinder would work for me. My gf of 4 years kinda getting meh but going through the hassle of dating all over seems like a pain.
>>35087737
>work or get drunk
In to the fucking trash she goes.
>>35087762
Settling for meh because you can't be arsed to try for better. That is a real shame.
>>35087733
While I appreciate the effort. I did actually try that.
And she knew what I was doing straight away. Fucker.
Also if you get someone on tape saying
'I'm going to tell everyone you hit me" that doesnt necessarily imply you didn't hit them.
Like I said though, my soliticor friend thinks there may be some wrongdoing on her taking my name off of bills and rent without proper procedure so
What do you reckon lads should I rightswipe the spike?
>>35087737
>I've had so many girls ask what it even is... A couple have got the reference and you know those are the ones who are worth talking to.
I had to google it up myself desu. Are you some history nerd or is it just for pure lulz?
>>35087774
>>35087774
Fuck its' BP
>>35087779
The ones worth talking too know how to google.
>>35087774
left imo. Looks like a trap. And that dog... disgusting.
>>35087774
>If you report me for being trans you're a lil bitch
Top kek
>>35087774
>that profile
>>35087789
Yeah, at least they are curious and not lazy. That's definitely something, especially with women.
>>35087064
>>35087106
Stupid bitch spotted
>>35087794
>looks like a trap
I think we have a detective in our midst.
>>35087751
Tell me about it
>>35087754
Thanks for solidarity
>>35087758
Yup shes gone. Was cute though.
>>35087762
Why getting meh?
>>35087767
Mos def
>>35087779
I am a ridiculous history nerd. I go to museums on my own for fun. I also go to archaeological digs if they're in the area and open to public.
>>35087774
banging a trap is good retards
>>35087815
Kek, I didn't even read the profile at first. Then I realized I how stupid I am.
>>35087687
>lel look at my autism guys
>idk why chicks think im funny honestly!
>6'4"
your profile could say that you were jared fogles right hand man and that all blacks should be eliminated and bitches would still be on your dick.
>>35087771
It's more of a 'settling for not leaving'. Between getting /fit/, work, masters study, I really don't have the time or energy for dating. My gf is still cute and a genuinely nice person, just very 'ambitionless' at 22, Maybe when it gets to the point where I find her unattractive I'll leave. It's gonna break her heart though.
/blogpost
>>35087816
>bots
>>35087824
>your profile could say that you were jared fogles right hand man and that all blacks should be eliminated and bitches would still be on your dick.
someone should make a chad thundercock account with this bio.
>>35087150
C..c..Canberra!?
>>35087831
Nice excuses, but she deserves better.
>>35087824
I think you underestimate how important looks not height are
>>35087831
That's not an attractive trait really. I don't blame you. Some people are content with that. Not bad people, just directionless. Have you spoken to her about it?
>>35087831
You could try bringing it up, if you like everything else about her, or just get her interested in a hobby or something.
Instead of just letting it peter our along with your respect for her.
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