Lads. I just heard a recording of myself and I sound like a mewling beta queer. How do I fix this immediate problem?
they can't hear you if you're dead
>>35074692
I'll bear this in mind for sure
Post the recording here first so we can make proper judgement.
>>35074749
this, queer boy
>>35074749
no :DDDD
Literally nothing of any benefit in me doing this
>>35074809
There's your problem then. You're a beta pussy who's too scared to post a small voice recording on an anonymous image board.
>>35074819
How does this relate to my voice?
>>35074834
Post your voice you fucking pussy
It's anonymous so why do you care
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rp7HPMsTuR
rate my voice
>>35074834
Because it's not about what tone or pitch or whatever your voice is; it's about your confidence when speaking. Hence why being a pussy is directly relevant.
I have confidence issues too, but that's what the other anon was referring to.
>tfw deep voice
>>35074848
Brit/10
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XvmwBIpTic
>>35074988
why is your voice sounds like you just peed in front of 300 people and you are talking about a important thing ,your knees are shaking and theres already moms spahegetti in your sweater
>>35074988
lol...fag
>>35074988
your voice vibrates weirdly make sure your voice is coming from deep in your throat
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PiAS2E2Tx1
>>35075025
it doesnt you have cute accent
>>35074988
Your accent isn't great, but your voice sounds totally normal. No reason why you couldn't play a colonel in a movie.
I think the problem is the accent (you sound Chinese, and I'm Asian, bro so I know ur feels) and your mental confidence. But there is nothing wrong with ur vocal cords.
>just screaming
Someone post it
>>35075025
ahahahahha
>>35075041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KssJ9WB0or
>>35075059
yes it is really cute , now can you scream cyka blyat and post it here
>>35075079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LJpOSRgJ25
>>35075003
because I'm nervous about people listening to me
I think that's normal
>>35075013
y-you too senpai
>>35075019
I'll take note of that
>>35075042
I'm actually a Slav, but thanks
>>35075102
theres your problem if you get nervous even while posting in a anonymous board you must get confidence and mental gains not voice gains
>>35074988
You literally sound just like Froggen.
>>35075101
im actually turkish do you still like me even though our countries problems can you keep the love russains c-can you still love me
>tfw voice so monotone and deep I physically can't raise it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E7PDqIxRYa
>>35075169
kek
>>35075169
omg im laughing so much
>>35075123
you're right, it happens every time I need to speak up
>>35075126
don't know who that is
>>35075169
>hwaaay
NAILED IT
>>35074670
I hear smoking makes your voice deeper.
>HIP DRAHV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YbryeQsckU
>>35075140
im only 50% russian, i live in yourope
>>35075239
well do u still love me
>>35075248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MSFK6zt2qe
>these beta twink voices
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WqLBNbzKKL
Yeah i squat 315 A T G kiddos
>>35075267
where did your accent go and broked my mıcrophone 2 months ago sorry
>>35075268
you'd sound better if you took that dick out of your mouth
>>35075280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08Jx7u306TN
Smoke. Screaming will make it gravely. Or just learn to speak with your diaphragm.
>>35075284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lF8iYFcdsU
i-i'm OP. Fuck I hate my voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14n2IEgcTAQ
>>35075389
what the fuck are you talking about?
your voice is fine
>>35074861
I guess, my problem is I speak too quickly and consciously. Anyway, I uploaded myself
>>35075389
It's not that it's deep, it's a disgusting chav/posh obscenity