http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/bring-back-the-pecan-pie-video
Petition to bring back the pecan video! We all are dying for the awkwardness!
Bring back the pecan!!!!!
>>35069139
Signed
>>35069019
UGH thank god, i didnt get to see it in time. I HAVE to see this video.
In.
>>35069019
cliffs on pecan video?
>>35071131
Blaha had thanksgiving and was so awkwardly cringey
>>35069019
nobody mirrored it?
>>35069019
It won't let me vote.
>>35072470
it was up for like 10 minutes before his autism episode ended and he realized what he had done
>>35069019
I think that
>the stress of the divorce
>the Layne Norton ordeal
>general lifestyle
Finally got to him. Compare his older videos - 2012 and early 2013 to the current mess he is making. I think the man cracked and needs to see a therapist.
>>35071131
I saw a few seconds of it before I cringed into a ball and closed it.
Basically, it was someone from his family filming him eating a slice of pie. But he had to do his whole video intro shit and it was cringey as hell.
>>35073554
haven't he been to therapy for years ?
Whats jasons significant other look like?
>>35073554
or the fact his uncle and aunt fucked him when he was a child
he admited this
>>35073812
proof?
Autism
>>35073761
She looks exactly how you'd expect her to look.
>>35074129
She looks like one cheeky cunt to be quite honest
>>35074129
>>35074138
She looks like a man.
>>35074140
>>35074138
>>35074129
She looks like Jason if Jason wore makeup and a wig.
>>35074159
Seems like the perfect girl for him
>>35074159
>>35074159
>>35074209
Oh shit.
>>35074209
Someone cum on this and send it to him
>>35074209
What's worse is that his ex-wife was kind of hot.
>>35073554
What was the layne Norton ordeal about??? Can't be arsed to google and read through all that shit so I'm for a tl;dr
>>35074240
He got sued.
>>35074249
lel awesome
>>35074240
Layne posted a video to his YouTube channel explaining the whole loldrama (which I actually watched in its entirety; don't ask me why.)
Basically Blahaha accused Layne of being fake natty (which he prolly is) and Layne sued Blahtism for 400k USD and "won" the suit. But Layne spent 50k of his own money on the lolyer and Blaha was living in the UK at the time, contacted the US embassy and worked out some sort of deal where he was under their protection and didn't have to pay. So Layne ended up 50k in the hole and Blahahaha didn't pay anything (nor could he have afforded to, as he was on welfare at the time--cheating the system).
>>35074224
>>35074271
(continued)
Found the video, for all my fellow /toomuchtimeonhands/ members.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyhFFufToIg
But the TL:DR is that Layne juiced his ass off, Blaha called him fake natty, Layne threatened legal action, Jason acted tough and was a total bitch behind the scenes, begging for mercy, Layne told him to fuck off, sued and won, Jason didn't pay and that's about it. Actually, Jason didn't even go to court and the judge ruled in Layne's favor by default. Jason probably couldn't afford a lawyer.
>>35074237
Pics of ex-wife?
>>35074271
>>35074295
Kek
All this shit that's gone on I swear.
>>35074302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM8fRaNelSY
>>35074329
Wow, she was actually kind of attractive. Certainly attractive compared to Blaha's current clone-in-wig girlfriend.
Why is everyone so mean to this guy? Making fun of the mentally challenged is not cool.
>>35074371
He's a grown man that acts like a 15 year old
>>35074351
>attractive
>married you because of your personality
>despite debilitating illness and inability to support yourself and support her
>dump her due to autism
Blaha is an idiot.
>>35074329
Blaha has one of the weirdest physiques and he always looks exactly the same no matter what meme diet he says he's doing and how good the results are.
>>35074406
He has hormonal problems - that might be it.
>>35074393
He had a full blown mid-life crisis (and still is).
>divorce
>move back to 'murika
>bought a mercedes while living in sister's house
>constantly mentioning his new girlfriend in his video
>constantly mentioning how he goes out partying and has a social life
>muh guns
It's pretty pathetic
>>35074412
Surely with his expert drug knowledge he'd know how to combat that
>>35074426
Wasn't he friends with Paul Carter or something? Why doesn't Paul try to straighten him?
>>35074426
>comes upon a girl with a flat tire
>offers her a ride home
>winds up at a drug party with the girl's sister, >follows her to a turkey farm owned by her father, a mad scientist. The father turns the biker into a giant turkey monster who goes after drug dealers.
anyone see the video were he got the results for his sperm count thing? he's sterile, he's not producing sperm
if i had to guess id say he took that video down too
>>35074441
It's still up, mang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lqxSI9iuqI
>that forewarning how low sperm count would be a good thing
>his girlfriend mentioning getting him snipped
>his girlfriend telling him they would adopt
>that trying to cover up disappointment
>that fake laugh when his girlfriend literally "woohoo"s
>>35074497
>mfw I think of >>35074209 actually having sex.
>>35074497
topkek
>>35072752
The one with the aunt of his gf? Lol, I'm not even subscribing but I watched it when it was linked previously on /fit/.
>>35074237
Nope.
>>35074393
>vegan
>pressed him to be a vegan too
>animal rights warrior
>imported some homeless cats from Egipt with money that were raised on facebook
>>35074129
>>35074209
>>35073812
Sauce?
>>35074434
He wasn't, that was Blaha pretending to be friends with people.
Candito and Carter had a talk on facebook on deadlifts paused mid shin and resolved their issues before Blaha even made a video about it, then he made another one saying he resolved shit, all while Candito and Carter were confused about what the fuck he was talking about.
>>35075096
Lel
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aQhyNwTH9J
You guys, he's killed people before. Of course he's fucked in the head.
Its not fucking funny guys.
Ya think its funny?
Well its fucking not.
And he better not see ya at a meet or your ass will write a check it can't cash.
>>35077726
kek
>>35075365
crazy video editing skills by blaha
>>35077726
kek2
>>35074329
Amazing what he turned himself into. I mean, he looks better (the beard definitely suits him), but you can tell by just looking at those pics that he used to be a much less shitty person than he is now.
>>35074240
>Blaha makes ~20 videos calling Layne out and accusing him of using steroids (irrelevant that he actually is, because Jason has no way of proving it and he's accusing another person of a felony)
>Norton sends Jason an email telling him to stop or he'll seek legal matters
>Jason doubles down and starts making more videos
>Layne lawyers up and they send a cease and desist to Jason
>Jason's autims flares up and he makes more videos of Norton
>Jason posts the office address and home addresses of Norton's lawyers on Facebook and tells his retarded followers to raid them
>They send hundreds of death threats and cringe emails to Norton and his lawyers
>Jason realizes he fucked up and sends several emails to Norton, apologizing like a little bitch and asking to settle (Norton actually posted these on his site)
>Norton offers to drop the lawsuit if Jason just agrees to pay court costs of ~$35,000
>Jason is a broke welfare queen and can't pay it
>Makes another video in his spartan outfit saying his is going to war with Norton AGAIN
>Jason deletes his entire channel the next day and starts a new one
>Court date shows up
>Jason no where to be seen
>Judge rules in Norton's favor
>Jason has not assets, so the UK court just rules it void
>Gag order put on Jason about talking about Norton on any media platform.
>>35073812
they fucked me too but you don't see me uploading shit videos
