H-hey fit am I making it?
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can boob press her (where I bench her from her hips, on the way down suck on one nip, alternating 1x12
>she thinks I can only do 5 reps
>do 12
>she's turned on and now is gonna fly to visit me
Omfgggg such a good topic for a thread XDDDDD le epic bro nice XDDDDD remember first rule!!!!!!!
>>35052007
im legit happy for u bro
>fishing for compliments
ur not gonna make it pal
Kanye was here you niggers
charge your phone fag
>babe
I thought only 50 year old fatass geno men called their women 'babe'
>>35052007
>In bed with basic bitch
>clearly in the same country
>she leaves on a trip somewhere
>obviously has to return to her life
"shes gonna fly back to visit me"
you fucking idiot
>>35052144
are you fucking blind?
>>35052007
Good job m8. Hope you find the girl of your dreams
>>35052149
How out of touch with reality do you have to be to believe this?
>>35052217
Say thanks you ungrateful cunt. >>35052210
>>35052190
do you hate memes faggot?
>>35052217
He's exaggerating but he's right. Babe is p old fashioned babe.
The OP read fake as fuck too
>>35052045
And now he is fishing for compliments here too. kek.
m8 you are doing a lot better than most of us, and you know it. Mirin'
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can boob press her
>in bed with her, both naked
>in bed with her, both naked
>in bed with her, both naked
>in bed with her, both naked
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can boob press her
First thing that would come into my mind if im naked with a girl in a bed.
>>35052007
bro can you please not post these kinds of threads anymore
i haven't had a girl in years and this is really triggering my loneliness and sadness and i often feel like it's all collapsing
thks
>>35052528
>/fit/ mod speaks
>>35052491
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her "I'M SUPER STRONG WATCH ME PROVE IT"
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can deadfuck her
>she thinks I can only do 5 reps
>stab her 12 times
>I turned on the stove and now she's gonna fry in the pan
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>>35052698
>>35052678
>>35052698
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can French press her
>she thinks I can only do 5 reps
>shoot her 12 times while shouting Allah Ackbar
>I turned on the camera and now she's gonna be on LiveLeak
>>35052915
>>35052007
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>I get out my comfort zone and man up
>ask for her number
>she looks happy to give it to me
>send her a whatsapp message
>no answer
Fuck you matey.
>>35052936
>meet a girl
>I get out my comfort zone and man up
>ask for her number
>she looks happy to give it to me
>don't send her any messages
>do this multiple times over the years
Things get a lot more difficult without the liquid courage ;_;
>in bed, both naked
>tell her that I oppress her
>she thinks I can only do five reps
>check my privilege 12 times
>shes super impressed and is now going to dye her hair purple
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can make sweet, sweet love to her all night long
>she thinks I can only do 5 rounds
>wake up at 12AM
>tfw no gf
>>35052936
Work on your follow up maybe? Like maybe the girl was interested at first but you sent a really bland message or one that was too long. "Hey what's up" is boring as fuck but at the same time don't want to write your whole life story. Give them a little something to remind them of where they met and follow up with something they can reply to. Make the conversation easy for them at first and then just let it flow.
>>35052936
>message
Beta as fuck
>>35052110
who/what is kanye?
Please let this meme die a slow death while it still can.
>>35052985
>is now going to dye her hair purple
hers or yours?
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her i love her 5 year old body
>she says she's 12
>i fly away
>>35052007
Awesome
You paying for the ticket tho?
>>35052698
>>35052915
>>35052985
>>35053001
Is this the new cousin (15)? pls tell me it's not
>
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her dad, both naked
>tell him I can dad press him (where I suck a dad dick while holding his hips, alternating 1x12)
>he thinks I can only do 5 dads
>do 12
>she's turned on and now is gonna fly her brother down to visit me
@OP
>needing this much reassurance
confirmed for not making it
post pic to save thread breh
The birth of a new meme
what a time to be alive lads
>>35052007
post yfw this meme is born
>meet this CIA guy two weeks ago
>in plane with him, both half naked
>tell him i can crash this plane (where i crash his plane, on the way down i bail out, alternating 1x1
>he thinks about the next step in my master plan
>he's turned on and now gonna crash to hit me
>>35054324
Beautiful
>>35052007
>meet this master chief two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her i can halo press her (where i be cool guy and not afraid of anything, 1RM)
>she thinks I can only do 5 reps
>do 1RM
>he's turned on and now is gonna fly to ruin this new meme
>met this guy during a football match 3 weeks ago
>in the stands with him , both naked
>tell him I can squat with explosive power for 2 sets of 12 reps
>he thinks I can only do 1X8.
>do 2X12
>hes turned on and I allahu akbared the stadium
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can curl her for 8 hours straight
>she thinks I can only do 5 hours
>do 16
>she's mutated and now is gonna leave humanity behind
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can help her put on lean muscle
>she thinks she can only add 10 with a beginner program
>she gains 31lbs in 6 months
>she's turned on and starts secreting a gallon of milk
Posting in classic thread
>meet this guy two weeks ago
>in bed with him, both naked
>tell her I can skateboard squat her 1x12
>she thinks I can only do 5 reps
>do 12
>she's jealous and doxxes me on /fit/
>joff pls go
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I shitpost on fit (where I sit around and make dank memes all, 1x12hrs)
>she thinks I can only do 8hrs
>do 12
>she keks
>>35052678
You haven't lifted enough to comment
if u get dubs u gotta ask dat qt grill u mirin if u can boobpress her ROLLIN
>>35054953
Roll
>meet this Scooby two weeks ago
>in bed with him, both naked
>tell him I'm the natty king(where I don't do squats and wear hats whenever possible 1x24hrs)
>he thinks I can only do 12hrs
>do 24
>he's super turned on and tells me to jack him off
>I do
no homo though
>>35054129
Seriously underrated, im dying
>>35054129
Top kock brah
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can boob press her (where I bench her from her hips, on the way down suck on one nip, alternating 1x12
>she thinks I can only do 5 reps
>can't even do 1
>"wtf why are you so heavy?"
>Imma need about tree fiddy
>it was around this time that I realised that I had been duped by a 500ft tall sea creature from the paleolithic era
>>35052698
>>35052915
>>35052985
>>35054129
>>35054617
>>35054756
LOOKS LIKE FRESH MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>35052007
>H-hey fit am I making it?
>>meet this girl two weeks ago
>>in bed with her, both naked
yes you apparently made it
>>35054617
fucking lold
>>35054129
>>35052528
Qq I'm offended by this pls stop
Fuck off tumblr
>>35052007
You sound so clingy and she sounds so fake.
Typical basic bitch, lol pleb tier bye
>>35052528
You are literally hitler
I mean tumblr
>>35056957
This nigga gets it
>meet this girl two weeks ago
>in bed with her, both naked
>tell her I can get dubs
>she thinks I can only get 69
>roll trips
>she's turned on and now is gonna check em
>meet girl
>both naked
>boob press
>1x12
>5
>12
>turned on
>>35052007
I have a real story if anyone is interested
>meet this girl from tinder
>exchange snap chats send her some abdominal pics and stuff
>make plans to meet up she flakes on me
>get fed up with her shit and tell her to fuck off or suck my dick
>she stops talking to me
>later sends me a huge paragraph about how hot I am and how she wants me but thinks Im a fuckboy faggot
>tells me she thinks of me while punching her bag in kick boxing and has been able to go 5x as hard
>tells me she really wants to beat me up
>>35058797
If you're into that
> meet my cousin (15) weeks ago
> in shed with her, both baked
> asks me if i have an iphone charger
> show her my MFi certified rugged fabric charger cord
> "oh my god"
> later flew here to see me
> touches my home button at dinner
> "solid"
mfw
>>35058128
This had potential
>Boston has won 5 games straight.
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