Devil walks up to you. He gives you a choice
>you get your goal body but you must maintain it on your own
OR
>you keep your body but you get your dream social life. all the pussy or dick you want, drugs, partys, fun life
Either choice takes 10 years off your life.
Do I have to maintain social life?
>>35050922
politely decline (bench) Sheitan's offer
neither because neither of these choices are interesting desu
I'd keep my body, get all the social stuff, then just keep working on my body
????
>>35050979
the op is trying to figure out what is more important
>good body
>good social life
not sure if english is his first language but it was worded terribly.
Tell him he has two choices.
1. Turn and run like a bitch before I fuck him up.
2. Fuck him up.
>>35050922
if you get the goal body do you get the mental discipline that took to build tit?
>>35050922
None of those deals work for me. I workout to not only get aesthetic but to be healthy. And for me to continue to work out it will only improve my social life which is the best its ever been.
>>35050922
Wish for a 6th finger and become this generation's Tartini.
>the Devil walks up to you
I reject anything he offers and immediately run to the nearest Church, so I can get myself baptized and start confessing my sins.
100 years max < eternity
>>35050922
Neither.
Not actually achieving my goal cheapens the accomplishment and as everyone on fit knows once you get your goal you will just set another one.
Pussy, drugs, parties. Pretty much done with all that shit. None of them helped me get to where I wanted to be. All three actually set me back years.
>>35050922
>2016
>interacting with other people for pleasure
I'll take my powerlifters body thank you devil here's my soul.
>>35050992
3. Enter him regardless.
>>35051056
I could have them both in less than ten and get to enjoy the journey? Devil making shittier deals by the eon.
>>35051056
Underage b&
>>35051096
>>35051117
good work /fit/ we got em
>>35050922
Something I want to work for or something I don't want
Shoo shoo gains goblin
>>35051108
Depends on your standards.
If you just care about shitty college parties or being an above average body then yea its not worth it
If you wanna be a world class fitness model/lifter/bber or party with dan bilzerian then no not even 50 years os enough
Take away my anxiety and give me charisma please oh please
>>35050922
Sorry Satan, I have a workout to continue.
>>35051036
You have to trick him into telling you which religion is right tho. You got to trick him good tho or you might end up hoping one of his fake religions like any form of protestantism.
>>35051108
Fuck the devil. He used to sling golden violins. He's really cheaped out.
>>35050922
Do i keep my soul and go to heaven?
If my soul gets jepordized i would say no. Prob say no to both anyway tho
>devil walks up to you
360 degrees and walk away
>>35052099
I waited tables for years and ended up gaining a whole lot of charisma, charm, and people reading skills, but it didn't do anything to make the anxiety go away family
>>35050922
choice 2!
>good social life equals partying hard erryday
This want stay-at-home autists actually believe.
>Devil walks up to you.
>Now knowing for a fact the devil is real
>Being retarded enough to make any deals with him
I'd just pray for the shit, maybe get a bidding war going on.
>>35051043
This
>>35050922
Nice dubs, nigger.
And yeah, I'm taking option B every time. The devil and I go way back and B always beats A.
Tell him my natty gains are provided to me under the guide of the one true holy and apostilic church and that lucifer can keep his /fraud/ shit because I don't want it.
>>35050922
>you keep your body but you get your dream social life. all the pussy or dick you want, drugs, partys, fun life
Why the fuck would anyone choose anything else? Do we become a demon when we die, or just suffer at the whim of the babboo god?
>>35050999
>gym workout
>healthy
Pick one
>>35052436
Either choice gets you to Slaanesh, since A is striving for perfection and B is degeneracy.
>>35052574
>>35052574
>mfw slaanesh is more /fit/ than khorne
It does make sense tho.
>>35050922
If the movies have taught me anything, it's not to make a deal with the devil.
Only way to win is not to play.
ButI'dChooseSocialLifePls
>>35052613
More aesthetic yea because /fit/ doesnt care about anything else
That would mean I would be dead sometime after 10 years, so him cutting my life shorter would only mean he's suckering me into giving him my soul. Maybe get 1 day of good feels but still. Don't deal with the Devil, he'll always fuck you over.
>>35050922
Satan can go back to hell, I'll get what I want on my own.
>>35050922
Neither. Aesthetics is not my gym goal and my social life is fine.
>>35052191
I want Catho-kucks to leave.
>>35050992
*unsheathes katana*
"nothing personnel, satan"
