I like working out naked at home but I sometimes like to spread it out over the entire afternoon by doing a lift during commercials and then just chilling on the couch when the shows are back on.
The problem is that after the second lift I start working up a sweat and it's getting on the couch. My friends have started telling me that my couch smells when they sit on it and I just pretend that I don't know why. I've tried Lysol but it only seems to be a temporary fix.
Is there a way to keep the sweat from getting on my couch when I do my naked marathon lifting? I'm scared my friends will stop coming over.
>>35050686
plastic wrap your couch like a granny
>>35050686
Go sweat somewhere else.
Cover the couch, open a window, beat the couch, wash cloth cushions every 2-3 months if you're able to, wipe down leather with cleaner, use a fan, close a door, clean everything once a week, light a candle, if nothing works put some damn clothes on....
>>35050686
Buy a cheap plastic chair and sit on that instead?
Don't sweat on your furniture you fucking pig.
At least lay down a towel if you must keep doing it.
>>35050686
put a towel down you fucking idiot
>>35050738
But that's not as comfortable as my couch.
>>35050771
>>35050741
I don't have any towels that are that big. Do you know how big my couch is?
>>35050695
But that will look dumb and my friends would ask me why my couch is like that.
>>35050726
This might work but most of those ideas sound expensive. I don't know if I can afford it.
>>35050686
>using the equipment naked
>laying on the sofa naked and sweating
>not taking showers before going to the living room
Maybe try not being a pig?
>>35050686
that chicks ass looks very disturbing to me
>>35050738
Read that in Dom's voice
>>35050686
Muh dick
>>35050782
the towel doesn't have to cover the entire couch man, you're not fucking sprawling out you're just sitting there. put one across the back and one where you put your shitty naked ass. did you really need the opinion of people here to get that far?? come on dude
>>35050857
But that's the thing, my couch is so comfy after lifting that I spread out all over it. And since it's so big I can literally do sweat angles if I wanted to.
>>35050924
just take a shower after each set, bishes love hygeine
>>35050686
Nice ass, shit form.
>>35050686
Wash the couch and start watching TV in deep squat position. It'll do wonders for your posture, mobility, and your couch will stay clean.
>>35050686
Does she have a tail
>>35050686
Jesus, just the thought that people exist that are seriously having trouble with simple shit like that makes me feel so much better about myself.
>>35050686
Fuck brah. Drop a towel before starting. How could you not even think of that?
>>35050950
>he thinks that's a nice ass
>>35050782
Oh ffs....
>>35050970
>>35050686
Stop being a couch potato and just do your workout as one fucking period of time.
>what is a towel
dear lawdy /fit/
>>35051000
OP is either trolling or just a useless human. I think the latter
>>35050686
.... Really? Honestly, how difficult is it to find a solution? The concept of you not being able to put a towel down is so fucking stupid that nobody seems to have noticed that if you want ACTUAL gains you have to do your exercises in a short period of time.
No, this is not a troll and obviously you will make SOME progress if you continue to do what you're doing. But if you're not fully exerting yourself in a pump period of time your muscles are just gonna forget all about that 10kg squat as soon as you sit down.
That said I know Americlaps love their fucking commercials so the actual show-time may be equivalent to 1:30-2:00 between ads.
Buy another couch identical to the first one and swap them out when you aren't working out
>>35050782
>But that will look dumb and my friends would ask me why my couch is like that.
Is that a rain coat?
Yes it is!
>>35050686
I'm surprised you don't forget to feed yourself if you can't even figure out how not to sit on your furniture while sweating. Also, do you dry yourself with a face cloth? how is one of your towels not big enough to sit on
>>35050686
jesus, look at her IT bands
>>35050950
>shit form
It seems a pretty high bar squat to me.
>>35050789
It looks like a block. Its making me uncomfortable.
>>35051464
kek
I was thinking this as I read the OP
>>35050686
sauce
