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>20 days into nofap.
>no sex drive at all
>despite that I feel like I have more energy
>hit it off with qt in class today
>she ditches her friend and sits next to me in the back of the class
>she does it despite her wearing glasses and not seeing what the professor is writing, so she copied my notes
>find out we live in the same neighbourhood
>take her home with my car
>we hit it off during the whole ride home
>out of nowhere she gets all qt and stuff (like little girls) and asks if I'll go out with her tonight
>she wants to go clubbing
>I've never been clubbing(ex fatty sperg, got rid of the fatty part) so I have no idea how to dance...at all.
>Told her I'd think about it
I don't know what to do brahs. Send help.
How's your nofap going?
Fuck it.
Go to club, do not dance until girl is drunk. Focus on having FUN no deep conversations. Just chillax, try to continue the carvibe because that's what she liked.
Only deep subjects if she starts it
Only dance if you are both drunk enough to not give a shit or judge the other person
TAKE HER TO A BED, YOURS or HERS.
new meme
>>35042893
I hate no fax but I usually jack off before I go to sleep so Ive been working out before so that I'm too tired to do it when I get home. Anyways, here's what you do.
>tell her you need to tell her something
>pick her up
>be ready to club
>explain that you used to be fat and unhealthy
>tell her you never really clubbed and you don't know what to do
>if you're good looking enough and she wants it, she'll think it's cute
>girls be like "awwww, he used to be fat but now he aint"
>"i'll teach him to club"
>"I can change him"
>go to the club
>don't autistic out
>just hang out and do the reload animations from various video games while you Bob up and down
>she'll be so impressed
>as you take her home, play some upbeat music still. You don't wanna get tired
>when she invites you in, decline
>explain that a Venezuelan Evo Activism board has told you to not waste your precious man gravy on sloots
>go to the gym (now you see why you shouldn't be tired)
>climax
And that's all there is to it. Should be married by the end of the month. Let us know how it goes!
>>35042893
When you're at the club you litteraly just have to rub your crotch at her ass with the beat. How hard can it be?
Doind nofap too. How do I stop ogling at women? ._.
>>35042937
>>just hang out and do the reload animations from various video games while you Bob up and down
fucking killed me
>>35042960
That's what they are there for dumbass.
Just move your knees while doing shotgun reload from various video games
>been having poor erections for a long time
>sometimes get it up for roided women
>cave and watch gay porn
>rockhard.jpg
>blow load, instant regret
>no matter how much I repress it, it's always been there
>impossible to find normal masculine homos
Sometimes I think I should just focus only on lifting and hobbies.
>>35043017
There's plenty of us breh. We just harder to spot for obvious reasons.
>>35042932
haha just noticed this wot
>>35043017
whoa that's crazy. Like you never thought before? You got my sympathy man. Maybe just embrace it idk
>>35042968
I would try nofap if I could, but 4chan recently got me addicted to traps and I can't stop myself anymore.
>>35042971
Even so, I think it grosses them.
>>35043061
;p;
>>35043071
You think women don't like getting mirin?
>>35042893
>be bored and sick of scripted porn
>go on mfc for live amaeatur porn
>use a vpn just incase my state is block
>notice a girl who looks like my classmate
>turns out its her and she's basically flashing her tits for nothing
>9/10 body and apparently is into "daddy roleplay"
>topic says shes doing skype shows for $1 minute.
>dick is doing the thinking for me So I do it
>use my dads paypal account so it doesn't trace back to me
>nervous as fuck so I tell her my webcam isn't working
>5mins in and she starts stuffing her pussy with 3 fingers and asking if i wanna see anal
>times almost up and she says "I want u to cum for me daddy"
>explode like a thousand suns
>shame of regret comes in 5mins later
Have not looked or watched porn since (been 3 weeks). been avoiding eye contact with the girl also. I feel like shit
pic related is her tits brehs
>>35043042
Where would you say they're most common?
>>35043059
I've known since I was in the fourth grade, but have buried and distorted it. It's never been an LGBT/feminine thing. It's always been about miring strong men and wanting to be one.
>>35043061
is that doom?
>>35042893
clubbing is terrible for everyone involved, just switcheroony to netflix and chill
>>35043138
The gym.
/fit/
Home Depot
Just make eye contact. But don't be creepy about it.
(hot tip, if you're not fit and trying to make eyesies with a fit, then it's creepy)
>>35043165
welp i'm never looking a man in the eye at Home Depot again
Not a nofapper but I have give up porn and have cut the fapping back to a minimum and I crush on girls now rather than just want to fuck them. I like them for who they are rather than what they would feel like.
>>35043217
Congrats you are gay now
>>35043130
tell her whats up and that you next time want to spend the money fucking her
if she declines say you have it all on tape and are willing to show it anyone
you cant lose this one
>>35043217
Cringed hard, you massive faggot cunt.
>>35043247
>liking traps
>high test
>liking women
>gay
/fit/ everyone
>>35043371
>/fit/ liking traps
Back to /b/ with you, dyel underage faggot.
>>35043130
>9/10 body
>Those tits
>>35043241
then tape the sex and blackmail her into doing it for free. tape everything and force her to do more and more perverted shit until she's practically your slave. this is my fetish, i get hard just imagining it.
>>35043495
eventually force her to wear a remote controlled vibrator to class. she wouldn't want everyone to see what you did to her ass, would she?
So guys.
Any dancing tips? To go hipster clubbing
Say, to music like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if-UzXIQ5vw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
Not the usual EDM/trap
>>35043658
Just see how the common crowd dances, emulate and your fine.
Heck, I once went to a medieval rock night at a club, never danced to that before. Girl grabbed me to dance with her, did so, and she complimented me for it.
The less you care the better. Just don't get all autism mode.
>>35042937
What's fucking awful is that first half could work.
OP, just go in there and have fun. Fuck what anyone thinks, that confidence is what those crazy controlling sluts crave.
>fapless for 10days
>see this thread and the op pic
>get HNNGGGG'd and go masturbate
>feel shit afterwards
Does fapping to hentai ruins my nofap?
What about noporn? Making love to my 2d waifu surely doesn't count as porn, r-right?
>day 4 (again)
i'm so horny. i want to fuck every girl i see but i get a lot of feels at the same time.
i'll never find a fitting gf. i'll die alone and fuck 1-2 hookers every year.
pls kill me.
>>35043827
>i'll never find a fitting gf
certainly not with that attitude
>>35043853
normalfag pls.
>>35042893
only reason i try not to jackoff is to prevent imbalance in my left and right arm. But i still do it once awhile.
>>35043974
nigga the only imbalance you'll get from jacking off are deathgrip gains
>>35043817
>does fapping ruin nofap
well gee son i dont really know!!!!!!
>does looking at porn ruin noporn
are you retarded
>>35043817
fapping ruins your nofap you autistic weaboo faggot.
88 day no fap veteran here.
Still autistic.
>tfw no gf
>>35043071
if you look masculine or are ottermode and attractive, no sane girl will mind you ogling her. it's if you're fat and ugly that it causes issues.
>tfw fap when I feel like fapping
>tfw had drunk sex with girl before she went home for thanksgiving
>tfw fapped next day
>tfw still single getting fux and faps
Why would you want a gf?
nofap seems good in theory but whats the point if girls arent into you?
gotta have some way to let off that steam, you know? im getting pretty fit now but I dont think it will be enough to make girls want to fuck me.
not that I lift for girls, but it'd be cool to be with some.
>>35044264
Nofap is only needed
if you spend 1hour jacking off to 30 tabs of porn with dat dere deathgrip
If you can fap to your imagination then continue.
>>35043061
>>35042968
>>35042937
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH,
Quality post
>>35044322
still
people say nofap makes them more confident but what good is that if you cant get hot girls in the first place?
>>35044220
Because I just want to feel loved
>>35044350
Isn't that what 4chan is for?
You can tell it whatever you want, sometimes it gets you off, makes you laugh and cry, motivates and destroys you. It's there for you when you need it most in life.
Sounds like a girlfriend to me.
>>35044350
Sleep tight, Schoep
>>35044350
Sleep tight, Schoep
>>35043130
Why are you not blackmailing her dumbass?
>>35042968
Hi! Welcome to 4chan ! :)
Should you cycle No Fap every 7 days (i.e. one fap every 7 days) or just do permanent no fap?
>>35045014
7 day cycle is alright, main thing is that you quit porn entirely.
>>35042924
This is solid
>>35045014
If you're gonna start nofap, don't do this pussy shit cycle.
Masturbation literally blows all your T out your dick.
>>35045014
Do permanent nofap. Don't let your penis make you a slave
>>35044179
may your prostate rip senpai
Going to a club is THE Worst possible dating environment possible. Give her a better option and go with that, she just wants to do something with you and has no creative insight. do something you enjoy and bring her along, even if it's just videogames at your house, tell her you'll get drunk and beat her in halo or some dumb shit, girls need to be lead man, fuck the club. overstimulating, surrounded by other men, drama, dumb chicks, too loud to communicate, if you don't have really good physical game you're screwed
>>35044220
Some white girl probably wrote the "please dont jump" part just so she could take a photo and show twitter how kind she is
>>35043817
If you're watching purely for arousal, it's porn.
>tfw just fapped this morning after day 3
hhhhhh.....
>>35044350
Put the dog to sleep. Shitty owner desu.
How do you anons keep from getting tempted? Browsing 4chan, even on the blue boards, really makes it hard not to want to fap.
>>35045804
this. clubs are full of people pretending to have fun and drunk people.
>>35046640
think about how pathetic it is to touch yourself. if an animal jerks off everyone laugh at it.
the mistake I always do is look at porn or something to satiate the hhhnngg feeling, never works.
>>35042893
>Told her I'd think about it
I understand your lack of experience, but GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Just playfully say you don't know how to dance and ask her to teach you/show you...
But the key here is to give a vibe that you're lying and you're just saying that to get touchy with her.
Play a game, pretend you don't know how to dance even though you actually don't and slowly get a feel for it.
>>35046760
I hope our advice does not go unheeded. It's so easy to change a girl's plans, they're just looking for some solid leadership. Literally celibate atm but have enjoyed my share of romps in the sheets when not working on building my future. DESU Girls are just a massive distraction, attain them once the empire is finished senpai
>>35042893
>/nofap/ for 27 days
>realise I'll never get a girl
So far, all it did was crush my dreams and hopes. I don't plan on going out of my house except gym for a long time once november's over.
>>35042893
Go to club. have fun. Don't close this door brah
> Day 8 No fap
> Yesterday start texting really hot escort
> Really want to go through with it but get spooked
> Block her number
> I would never have done this is porn was an option
>Today, just feel numb and tired
What is no fap doing to me, brehs?
This is why you can drink alchohol. Drink a bunch of rye, you will dance no problem.
>>35043217
I'm on No-Porn and still fap 1-2 weekly and all I can think about most of the time is going doggy style on most grills I see.
>>35046379
That's what he's doing, you imbecile. Read the fucking image you fucking faggot smfh 2bh pham.
>>35046900
Please, share your story, sounds amusing.
Also, czecked.
Soo much autism in this thread
Look OP goto club
Grind
Make out
Take her home
went /nofap/ for a month without even realizing it
>tfw on antidepressants
>>35048439
Pretty good bait t.b.h.
>20 days nofap now
>Fapped daily before to remove the bad feels of being hugless virgin
>Even more painful while being a fit, tall and good-looking guy in Sweden
>Bad feels are returning
>>35048787
Get your shit together broder. Jag är tom. Blatte.
Kör bara kör
>>35048817
>mathilda
what a terrible name
also they are wearing 20 lbs of makeup
>sweden
she's probably blowing black guys, it is sweden after all.
>>35048829
>black guys
>swedish girls
Lol. Are you even swedish? Never seen a girl with a black guy. I'm actually one of the few arabs (or guys in general) who actually dips his dick in womanholes.
>>35048854
sweden is basically africa part 2 at this point.
>>35048854
>Never seen a girl with a black guy
And they get ridiculously angry when people make a racist joke.
>swedish women
kek
>Join the military
>20 weeks intense training
>Very little free time and no privacy to fap
>Fast forward 20 weeks
>Completely forget about fapping
>dick doesn't get hard anymore
>completely focused on getting strong and military training
>End 20 weeks
>Decide to go to a bar
>Chat up a qt 3.14564234
>Walk her home
>She wants to bang
>Get hard for the 30 minute walk home
>She is acting all QT and holding my arm
>Enter her house
>We make some coffee
>She unzips my pants
>My rock hard diamond dick flops out
>nearly hits her in the face
>She gives me a sloppy BJ
>Within 20 seconds I blow my load
>I don't stop stream of cum for a good minute
>Its flying all over the place
>Her face, tits
>So much cum
>Buckets
>Best feeling of relief I have ever had
>She lols
>Cleans up
>5 mins later I am a diamond again
>WE fuck for hours that night
>Cum with the force of a thousand suns
>Fill her qt tight pussy up with cum
Thanks no fap honestly the best sex I have ever had
>>35048919
how's the baby?
>>35049134
>>
With the amount of cum in her pussy she must be pregnant
>>35042932
>posting small images
