What is your ultimate gains goblin?
Post cycle
Women
>>35035044
Pic related
>>35035061
Women are the ultimate fucking goblins.
>Gainsgoblin
>Moneygoblin
>Sanitygoblin
>Sociallifegoblin
>Dignitygoblin
also, >tfw no gf
Being around food at any point
running into my ex at the gym
bitch always comes over to talk to me
>>35035044
myself
winter
Work
>tfw shifts on lifting days
>tfw exhausted after work so don't lift as well
>tfw work shirt doesn't fit gains
Alcohol, work.
my girl's FAT ass and pussy. Sometimes i bring her with me cause I go late at night (11-12) and usually the only ones there. Sometimes so hard to get my work in, I'll just have to take her to the showers and fuck her before I can do any real work.
One time she was on the glute ham raise thing and she had on her tights and I culdnt help but pull them down and expose her bare pussy and start rubbing my cock all in them lips MMMMM
>>35035291
nofap is going well for you huh.
intense fantasies are just part of it bro.
Potatoes
Probably depression.
While it helps me not eat, it also makes me drink alcohol.
Injuries and leaving cocoon mode :(
>>35035306
Lol yeah I totally believe in NoFap, yeah this is just a huge fantasy in my head.
Smh we arent all autistic and dont have fun ya know? My gf and I are just freaks and we get along perfectly on that level, sorry you can't acknowledge that. Just last night she was rubbing my cock through my pants while out to eat with one of her friend's and her mom whose home for break. I probably could tell you 1,000 stories that you would call fake lmao
>>35035306
We arent all skinny fat natties who try to boost our test by not jerking off lmao, most asinine thing I have ever heard of.
>>35035044
What is a gainz goblin?
Fatigue that hasn't gone away for over a year now.
Wish I could say women but it's probably tiredness/fatigue sometimes. I got plenty of time to train and eat.
>>35035102
Go diff times you autisst. If you werent still into her u wouldnt go at her times
>>35035481
She started going at my times after seeing me there.
And yeah I'm still into her, but I've given up on anything happening again.
Motivation
>>35035408
How's grade 7 going senpai?
>>35035427
Something holding you back from reaching your full potential. Could be something like smoking, an addiction to soda, spending too much time with your bf
Food. I find it enormously difficult to eat enough. I would rather do just about anything than eat, and a lot of the time I just put it off later and later until eventually I've accidentally skipped a meal.
So in retrospect I guess discipline is my gains goblin.
>>35035775
I feel that. Often I'm so tired from working out that I go to sleep without eating.
injury.
>>35035449
maybe you should look into SEID, it seems to be caused by oxidative stress which might be stress-related or to do with insufficient enzyme levels (which is fixed through eating more fermented foods as everyone with a western diet would benefit from doing).
>>35035044
easily my parents
>>35035905
This.
I hate you mom.
1.Cold weather, no car and shitty buses that are never on time.
2. I dont want to change the way my body looks, been working out all my life.
3. I attract vain girls and am not the type of guy that can fuck any girl. I need to feel something in order to be able to kiss, caress, have sex with someone.
It drains all the motivation to go to the gym.
Still do it though.
>>35035044
counteracted
>>35035775
Are you depressed?
>>35035449
Just truck through it mate, I know that feeling but i learned to just go through it.
>>35035349
Another depressed /fit/izen
>>35035976
>Are you depressed?
Probably. Trapped in a shitty relationship, have low income shit job, no degree. Lots of negative stuff in my heart and in my head these days. Lifting makes me feel good but the endorphin rush only lasts about as long as the gym session, maybe later. It just makes me more confidently dislike the girl that I live with. Can't leave though because I'm too poor to break up with her and live alone.
We're all gonna make it brehs. Someday.
>>35035044
My two fuckbuddies that keep me awake late even tho i have to wake up 5:30 every day
Just realized i'm becoming a normie
Shit i might make it
>>35036036
Why is the girl so shitty?
Not saying that you should be happy, just wondering.
My ex was shitty because she liked dick a bit too much and had whore friends. Mentioned a lot of her sexual acts before she met me and that made her disgusting.
Also I have a really good natty body and she was chubby and short.
>>35035607
lol whatever you guys say. sorry im fulfilling what you fantasize about.
My wife and my dog.
Still love them both to death though.
>>35036119
>>Also I have a really good natty body and she was chubby and short.
Same there. Tall and somewhat cut, she's 5 foot nothnig and chubby. Otherwise not though. She's just obsessed with money even though she lives extremely comfortably, makes 70k/y doing something she loves. Meanwhile I'm making 4 figures, on food stamps, and she tries to guilt trip me into buying her food with my EBT because "it's only fair that we go 50/50". She is just insanely cheap and guilt trips me about shit constantly. On top of that she's extremely petty and jealous and materalistic and constantly talks about how she wishes ill of people who make more than her, like "wouldn't it be funny if the engineers we knew got their jobs automated and lost all their money? Serves them right huh?"
Sorry brehs I'll take my blog down now, like comment subscribe if you want though.
>>35036325
until she cheats on you and you get a divorce, taking the dog with her.
>>35035291
>>35035408
>pic related
Can't help but keep my hands off of her when she's on that GHR machine. A good little girl.
>>35035687
>spending too much time with your bf
>too much time with your bf
>bf
finally someone acknowledges that /fit/ is a little homo
>>35036337
So why are you still with her, exactly?
Other people in the gym.
>>35036575
Too poor to live on my own around here with my cat, it's an expensive city. Like I said, I make peanuts right now, although I'm teaching myself programming and hope to get my career started during the next year. Also I'm a scumbag and complain about how shitty she is but I use her car to commute to work and I'd have a tough time without it since this city is really not pedestrian friendly.
I could probably find some way to bum a room off of one of my friends, but all of my friends are also her friends, you know? It would be awkward as shit and I don't want to put any of them in that position. So the way I see it, I need to suffer through this until I get a real job and can run away. Or be homeless and shower at the gym and feed my cat whey powder.
>>35036401
Moar
That drank
>>35036595
Me too brah, me too
>>35035044
wine desu am
nb4 fgt
>>35035955
NATTY
>>35036313
I don't fantasize about posting badly written erotic fiction on 4chan, or about rubbing my dick on my girlfriend in the middle of the gym.
>>35035905
>>35035925
Amen. That bitch owes me money.
>>35037156
pfthahahah
my exact thoughts
>>35035925
Kill her
NATTY
>>35035044
top gains goblings:
>my sleep disorder
>alcohol
>computer games
>depression
etc.
alcohol
>gf
She takes up all my time, and since she has no hobbies, she always want to hangout with me
>>35035955
NATTY
Being a student
> Have always some work to do or something to study
> No money to eat well
> Shitty gym since shitty incomes
4chan
fuck all of you
>>35037156
>>35037169
stay mad.
>>35037509
/thread
4chan
Fucking alcohol
>>35037509
/SP/ARTA
>>35036932
That Actavis?
>>35037738
Beer, more specifically.
>>35035044
realizing other people are happy, dating, and enjoying all the things I don't have. seeing couples together, seeing people smiling, stuff like that.
lifting helps me forget about that, at least for a couple hours.
>>35035044
>gf
That bitch always found a way to fuck with my workouts
>>35037862
She's in the past, anon. It will never happen again. Just let it go.
>>35037840
Yeah, lots of beer. Also vodka
>>35037840
Not beer. Beer counts as water
>>35035044
Pesto sauce, beer and going out to eat with gf
Also beef jerky, all protein but dat sodium must not be good at all
>>35036401
batlord?
Work and college
>>35037362
Starcraft?
Sometimes I see no reason to live. During those moments it becomes impossible to find reasons to carry on with my day, let alone exercise. Sooner or later however I realize that as a man I create my own meaning and must serve as a bastion of strength for others in my life. The goblin is helpless in the presence of enlightenment.
>>35035119
I know the feel
>>35036401
>little girl
Neoteny trying to make paedophiles of us all.
>>35036325
Just maje sure she doesn't catch you humpong the dog senpai
>>35035044
College. I have so many papers and other bullshit I simply don't have time to lift without getting bad grades.
>>35035955
NATTY
