ITT Fit trolls/memes you fell for
>you shouldn't lift 6 days per week as a natty
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I never take /fit/'s advice
>>34997696
I advise you not to cover yourself in honey and run naked through an elementary school.
>>34997415
>that pic
Do you need any more reason to hate women?
>>34997415
>10/10 faces
>shit bodies
Why does god reward the wicked?
>>34997415
ah, the ol' doubletroll
excellent post my good sir
>>34997415
>A model with glasses is a "nerd"
Okay
> No need to train abs separately. Heavy deadlifts and squats train them
>>34998010
yup
>rip lower back
>>34997799
Checked, whatever the fuck this is.
Fell for the AxBxAxxBxAxBxx meme, should have done AxBx all along
>>34997415
same man, rest days are a meme
>>34997415
Yeah, it's not like your muscles need to heal or anything. That's totally a meme.
>>34997922
>shit bodies
/fit/ trolled you
>strength = aesthetics
>keto
>girls love bearmode
>girls love beards
>girls care about legs
>confidence is more important than looks
>height matters
>tfwnogf
I just had a night with this beautiful 18yo blonde girl, I dont feel happy at all. I dont see how having a relationship with her would bring me any more joy either
>>34998037
confirmed for having shit form
>>34998624
b..but half of those things are true
>>34998624
>girls care about legs
girls see men as accessories, like handbags, who gives a shit what they want?
>>34998473
seriously I was thinking going full body AxBx but I am still a DYEL and have no idea what I'm doing
>>34998744
people who want to get their dicks wet
I have body dysmorphia and hate myself.T-thanks fit
>>34998624
>depends
>meme
>never heard it
>women meme, they're not actually sexually attracted
>never heard it
>thats true, false if you search for sloots
>true
>>34998624
memes you mentioned:
>strength = aesthetics
>girls love bearmode
>confidence is more important than looks
Everything else is true/not a meme
I don't give a shit what you think. I workout 6 - 7 days a week. I do different muscle groups on different days. I'm dyel but yall are just lazy. Babbys first gains are addicting
>>34997415
you are memeing
you really shouldnt lift more than 3 or 4 times a week
>>34997806
>>34997971
>>34997992
Guarantee the girl who made that tweet is under 18, so don't rage too hard
>>34998889
>just lazy
The opposite is true. You're clearly too lazy to do anything meaningful in the gym otherwise you wouldn't be capable of going 6-7 days a week.
I'm doing two lifts tomorrow. Two. There is not a chance in hell I'm going to be capable of doing it again the day after.
>>34997415
You need to lift whenever you feel like you have recovered. The more trained you become, the more often you need to train to keep on gaining.
>>34999074
Ur a fucking retard, if you do more then one lift ur doing it wrong
>>34998755
More likely than not a single rest day is all you need with full body workouts, I take two rest days perhaps once a month when I feel I need it to recover fully. Just eat well and you should be ok
>>34997806
"Fuck fat people"
>Ugh but high test grillz
"I want a nice reasonable looking girl who loves me"
>I dunno brehs I just dont feel it is this all there is, I installed tinder to fuck bitches, and I wonder if I might be into men because of how aestetic i find them in comparison now
"Fuck bitches are so mean"
>Still aims to end up with a beautiful girl, and goes to point #2 if ends up with a nice 7/10.
>Takes anger at himself out on these girls, 'practice girls', fuck and chuck. 'Would never marry'
You all are so hypocritical, it makes me want to throw up. Fucking top kek
>>34999074
This is the first time I wish I had a fedora picture saved.
>>34999074
>retard newbie on his first week of SS trying to act like he knows what he's talking about
/fit/ in a nutshell
>>34997809
haha kek
>>34999158
feminist detected
>>34999158
holy shit i've never read something more SJW, gtfo
>>34997809
keked too hard m8
>>34999074
thats why you work something else the day after you mong
>>34999158
How's that autism treating you these days anon?
>>34998502
24-48 hours for a muscle to recover. My 5 day split that a I just start over on the 6th day allows me to hit body parts at least twice within a seven day span. I do this until I feel fatigued or feel burned out, take 2 days off and get back to it. The most rest days I get a month are 4. You need to know how to rest, and listen to your body.
>>34998654
>depression confirmed.
>lift until you can carry your feels anon
>>34997806
Can you be more of a virgin robot?
Le bulking meem. I just got fat.
>>34998010
I'm not advising against ab work, but I noticed most of the people who complain about squats/dl's not working their core enough usually don't know how to brace correctly.
On a related note ATG paused front squats are awesome for abs and traps
>>34999158
>fat is the same as high test
kill yourself you faggot
>/fit/ memes you fell for
>bulking
I got fat and developed acne
>lifting 5-6 days/week is too much
got fat
>>35001797
>>35002491
>I stuffed my face with whatever shit I found, never counted calories or paid attention to macros
>hurr bulking is a meme you just get fat like me durr
