/fit/ how do I get a prominent Orion's Belt? Pic related
>>34996941
that's a Heracle's Buckle
>>34996943
Really I always though it was Achilles satchel.
>>34996941
That's an Atlas Pouch
>Orion Belt
I think you mean Poseidon Pouch
>wealthy piano
>>34996941
Those are Cicero's cumbersome constituents
>>34996953
>>34996943
Both wrong, it's Poseidon's Trident.
>>34996976
>>34996975
>>34996964
>>34996953
guys please it's a Zeus's Slingbag
All wrong. Thor's thong.
>>34996941
You mean Hade's War Belt?
>>34996941
It's a Brijter Eddit anon, I think you should start using it.
>>34996941
Surely you mean Hermes' Tasset
>>34996941
Don't you mean Perseus' Purse OP?
>>34996941
It's a Goliath Gut
>>34996941
Surely you mean Athena's Moose Knuckle
>15 replies
>only 13 posters
You only get one turn guys, cmon. And everyone knows they're Jotun wench-pulling tums.
>>34996941
distinctly a Dionysus Divot
>>34996941
I think it's called Freija's Fanny Pack.
>>34996941
it's the Archimedes Sling, fellows
>>34996941
It's called Telemachus's Tote Bag.
>>34996941
no on ITT is ever allowed to complain about board quality.
Anyway do some v ups, Russian twists and planks.
Polyphemus partition
It's an Aias Cummerbund.
>>34996941
Those are clearly Herculean handlebags
>tfw can get visible adonis easily but can't lower bf enough for visible abs
help
>>34996941
Oh boy, lets have this exact thread again, because the joke totally hasn't been beaten to death by this point!
>>34996987
underrated post
>>34997484
You´re a big guy
frosted butts
>>34997103
>>34996987
>>34996984
>>34996976
Thor's Mjolnir.
It's what you work out when you hammer that pussy.
>>34997553
it's Gungnir, spear of Odin
it's what makes stabbing better
>>34996941
Don't you mean an Argos'funnel?
>>34997484
i was wondering if this was a /fit/ meme. I don't usually come here.
I am pretty sure those are called Ra's Riverbanks, OP.
It's genetic. I already get them at 15% bodyfat.
>>34997480
Eat less fatty
>>34996941
russian twist
>>34996941
Those are Loki's Lickable Lines m8.
>>34996941
>Thinking Jupiter's Cock is called Orion's Belt
>612 BC
Shiggy diggy wiggy
Adonis belt jesus fucking christ OP
That's a Rama's ramadamadingdong
It's a Shiva Satchel, known in China as a Buddha Briefcase.
>>34998115
Wrong, in China we call it Confucius's Crown
>>34996941
Isnt that the Balders Backpack?
that's the hercules line you idiots
That's called Oedipus' overalls you mongs
No I think it's Buttercup Cumbersnatch
Fucking mugs thats jupiters chastity belt
>>34998101
Damn that's borderline nostalgic
>>34998094
...
>>34996941
No that's the Gash Opener Sash.
>>34996941
stairs & flutter kicks
>>34996941
Thats the Chimera's Cockcage you plebians
>>34999260
isnt chimera the librarian who was like bukowski of alexandria?
damn, i wantd to read ne of his book
>>34999277
pls return your books on time senpai
You mean Pegasus's saddlebags?
>>34996941
what?
thats poseidon's FUPA.
Wear tighter underwear
>>34996941
You mean The Press?
>mfw this thread
OP:
-low bf
-standard ab shit, whatever works
-lateral and rotation ab shit, such as russian twists, side bends
>>34996941
Have you tried having good genetics?
>mfw never lifted and have it
That's a Krishna Corset
>>34999860
Yeah cause you're young. Wait till the other foot drops at 26~ and you're a fat stretched out sack of shit like most people.
>>34997512
UUUU. GET IT? 4 x U = Four U sounds like for you! (If you don't get, it, this is a meme, you silly! Lmao)
xD el Bano!
>>35000293
Except I'm 31...
>>35000368
Well you look like a fuckin 14 year old
No chest hair? No hair at all from what I can see.
Good luck brah
>>35000368
404 puberty not found
>>35000805
>>35000842
>le being hairy and smelly is manly meme
>>35000862
>>35000875
Not butthurt at all bruh. I'm not the one with a beergut
>>34997233
Underrated post
>>34996941
I actually had this before I even started lifting; does anyone know why that is? Is it just a bf% thing?
>>35000952
C'mon don't be sad :)
>>35000368
If you're really 31 which I find hard to believe, good job having an Adonis belt. And virtually no muscle mass.
>>34998094
Pretty sure it's called Achilles abs m8
>>34996941
That's Poseidon's Eels.
>>34996941
Obliques
>>34996941
It's a Thorso
>>34996941
That's a Pajeet's Shitsack
>>34996941
>not Old Pete's Wiggle Waggles
Genetics and low body fat are the way to gain a gods girdle
>>34998094
*Adonis heel
>>34999860
Oh you didn't need to include the fact you've never lifted, it's evident familia.
That's the Hercules Hernia. Deadlifts its all you need.
>>34997512
For you
Its the Ares Tights, you fucking plebs
>>34996941
its called the achileos tendons
>>35004773
its persefone's cervix mane
You mean an Athena's Sash
Clearly an Alladins' Tassel.
>>34996972
underrated post
