Let's hear things that happened to you when going for some /fit/ness
Real stories instead of pic related preferred
>>34991393
Runescape?
>>34991729
Gnomeland
>>34990943
Well this might be the appropriate thread rather than making a new one.
>Crush on this qt I see at the gym
>He places his stretching mat next to mine and start doing abs stuff
>As soon as I finish my set, I pick up my mat and move it to the other side of the gym
>Mfw that probably gave off the wrong impression
>I was about to do stiff-leg deadlifts and didn't want my butt to be right in his face
>Tfw not stacy enough to be that lewd
Also that same day
>On my way out of the gym
>Idle around the qt, thinking of a way to approach him while pretending to be on my phone
>Some other dude is standing on one of those balancing balls and doing some weights
>Remember a /fit/ comic about that
>Kek'd out loud
>Qt saw me, I probably looked like a bitch
>Power walk the fuck out of there
Do I still have a chance?
>>34991826
If youre hot it shouldnt matter
>>34991847
Obviously I don't think I'm hot... otherwise I wouldn't be spaghetti-ing all over the place. :( I guess I'm fucked.
>>34991866
Post pics? I won't be rude.
>>34991826
pls b in london
>>34991906
I would really, really would rather not do that here... I guess I can email a picture if you promise not to post here.
>>34991932
No :(
>>34991826
>Qt saw me, I probably looked like a bitch
REEE
GET OUT
etc/et alia/other Latin shit
>>34992007
>>34992007
[email protected]
I won't post
>>34992007
Topest kek! Just send him pics of ovens
>>34992638
post
>>34991826
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>>34991826
Exmouth?
>>34991826
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>At the gym
>4:20 pm
>Just me, nobody's here.. [strangeness intensifies]
>Finish my workout
>head to the locker room
>I open my locker
>Hitler is there, Dr. Who is dead on the floor
>Mein Fuher!
>'Come with me if you want to lift' says uncle Hitler
>I go with uncle hitler and lift weights at Kehlsteinhaus
>>34992638
I just sent, sorry it took a while. I explained in the email.
>>34992728
Why ovens
>>34992788
>>34992838
No...
>>34992834
What's that?
>>34991826
Just ask him to spot you
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>>34992962
Kek
>finished leg workout, doing weighted planks to finish
>on third set, practically shaking (10kg on my back)
>shaking so hard
>finish, see qt next to me
>she asks me how I got the weight on my back
>"just lie down like this and place it on top of you, but if you want I can help you"
>"oh no I can't do that much weight but thanks"
>I leave cause I was done with my workout
Looking back, she was wearing a sports bra and yoga pants, and I'm pretty sure she caught me looking at her a few times during my workout, but she was always smiling
>>34990943
>Be at gym
>Finish up squat, gotta use the bathroom
>Take a leak and go to wash hands
>toilet stalls are right by sinks
>one stall is taken and it reeks
>guy comes out, walks straight out of bathroom, no hand washy
>didn't even hear a flush
>contemplate if i want to continue my workout
>>34992983
Replied.
I'm not gonna post her picture, but she's very pretty guys.
>>34992998
Fellow Delawarean here. What city/town?
>>34993066
Newark. You?
>>34993043
is he a gymbully?
>>34993124
I dunno..... Probably not.
I only know of one but he doesn't say anything to guys that do squats correctly.
No joke I went in late one night
>hitting squats
>in power rack
>guy walks into the room and inspects it
>stares me down
>I just keep working on hib mobility
>he starts to hit deadlifts
>lmao1pl8
>I switch to front squats
>he gives me an odd look as I hit atg
>he walks out of room
>after I ate my bread and took a 5 min break I returned to my 5×3 routine
>mid squat he comes in with two towels
>pay no mind
>I'm going down to squat when I see the unbelievable
>this man has rapped two towels around the barbell
>begins to sumo lift lmao1pl8 with towels
>try not to compromise my form as I hold back laughter
>he leaves after that
>>34993385
Hip*
Wrapped*
>>34993385
>>after I ate my bread
Die.
>>34991826
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>>34992962
>>34992007
Dont be a faggot
>go to gym
>do sets
>avoid eye contact with anybody
>go home
>>34990943
>at gym
>reracking my 30s
>turn around, notice short, but 8/10 qt mirin
>so does her asian bf doing seated curls
>wonder why considering he's built well but then...
>he stands up, he's barely an inch taller than her and she's easily <5ft
>turbo manlet seems annoyed the rest of the time they're there
>two days later, see asian turbo manlet w/o gf
>haven't see them there together since
>this was a month ago
>feels conflicted mang
>>34994399
M...me?
>In the gym today
>Some dyel looking dude is working out with his girlfriend
>They go to the station for seated overhead press (like pic related
>The guy loads up 1pl8
>Instead of sitting in the chair, he straddles it to do standing OHP in the station specifically designed for seated OHP
>Extreme difficulty getting the weight up
>Proceeds to do 3 reps where the bar never goes lower than the top of his head, seriously struggling
>Reracks the weight, takes the 45s off
>Oh good he's going to go with a reasonable weight
>Instead his girlfriend ups in to do a set with just the bar
>After she's done, he proceeds to put the 45s back on, and once again tries and fails to OHP 135
>>34994399
>go to gym
>headphones on blasting call me maybe
>do sets
>avoid eye contact with anybody
>go home
>hit forearms by fapping to sissy porn
>>34996425
>go to gym
>avoid eye contact
>qt walks in
>be autistic
>ego lifts
>fails miserably
>avoid eye contact with anybody
>leave
>in leg room with bro
>some dude in a beanie and hoodie comes in with a barbell
>he places it in the squat rack and walks out again
>comes back in with half a dozen 5 lbs weights
>he puts about 20 lbs on the barbell
>starts curling in the squat rack
>takes off all weights by throwing them on the ground
>puts the weights back on and curls
>rinse and repeat for about 15 minutes
What the fuck was he doing?
Is listening to your guilty pleasures while lifting something common? Sure as hell see a lot of posts like this on /fit/
>always listen to fedoracore post hardcore, math rock, etc
>even practice guitar for it just because
>hit the gym
>blast some bieber, pia mia, ariana grande, faydee
When I hit lmao2pl8 bench I can still remember listeing to Do it Again.
>>34993385
Like towels around the bar to thicken the grip or towels as the grip? I did similar to this for a while with the towel thickening the bar to beef up grip strength after hurting my forearm, but just did static holds at the top of a regular deadlift. Worked pretty well, can now no straps 240kg.
>>34997574
functional strength
>>34992962
Fake as fuck
>>34993385
he is working on his forearm strength, you ignorant slut.