http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/heres-what-its-like-to-be-a-straight-man-who-has-sex-with-other-men_564df334e4b00b7997f97d8b
i thought the no homo thing was just a meme?
Real life is taking on meme status.
Thanks, Frankfurt School.
>>34988675
>heterosexual
>having homosex
hurry up and pick just one while it's still the current year
>>34988698
implying this hasnt been thousands of years in the making and hasnt been in the works.
Dont worry the movie the 5th wave shows whats going to happen to these degenerates in about 50 years (probably a lot less time with that honestly)
Abraxas and the Vrill will it to be so :)
So i can be a killer but not really be a killer
Cool
OP isnt that what schizophrenia is holding two different view points at once. You're gay yet youre straight
>>34988698
It's the other way around actually, LGBT is the meme. Men having sex with men (MSM) has been the norm since human beginnings, its the frankfurt school that ushered this in as an identity and not just sex.
>>34988720
A young adult movie will show us the way?
>>34988742
He forgets about the multiple movies showing 9/11 before it happened
lel
How about you go back to fapping to trannies ok this is an adult conversation ok.
>>34988675
It's called heteroflexibility
no homo
>Tfw straight and fuck chicks but sometimes i need to be fucked by a huge muscle guy and be his fucktoy but even the thought of kissing him grosses me out.
(A huge dick hitting your prostate) feels good man.
>>34988808
getting fucked by a dude when pegging is a thing baka desu senpai
>>34988808
>(A huge dick hitting your prostate) feels good man.
This. Because women usually suck at pegging.
This is some fucking doublethink shit right here!
>>34988890
Of course it is. Their boss is a hermaphrodite who wants everyone confused
>>34988675
I Didn't Know Jaden Smith Was A Journalist
>>34988675
>fucking men
>not gay
Sexual dominance over another male is straight tho. Taking the dick makes you gay.
>>34989112
What exactly is dominant about two grown ass men sleeping in a bed together who aren't in a wartime situation spooning each other
>>34989133
Because you're in control. It makes you dominant and powerful. I didn't say anything about sleeping with them. That's as gay as getting fucked in the ass.
>>34988675
Just listened to the whole podcast. It's spot on describing people like me. I identify as straight, have a girlfriend but also have sex with men. Having sex with men is straight forward and when it's done it's done. Women can't fill that sexual desire we have sometimes. Thanks for posting this.
>>34989164
bruh having a sleeping buddy aint gay.
>>34989206
Have a questioning look
Realize where i am and the fact that if your web histories were listed next to your names there would literally be trap porn in the histories
No wonder they write clickbait articles like this. Theyre talking about you guys
>>34989206
Its pretty gay.
>>34989227
yo my man rewrite that msg and i will respond
>>34989235
nah senpai tell that to all the guys on /fit/ that have found a sleeping buddy on here
>>34989248
Well fitness is usually a homosexual activity. Those who sleep with men are gay.
>>34989168
If you find men sexually attractive you're gay, if you like both men and women you are bi, if you only like women you are straight. This is just basic terminology, what the fuck does identity have to do with anything, you either are or you aren't.
>>34989287
my senpai are you talking about fukcing or sleeping? sleeping with a bro aint gay
>>34989248
dont call me your man. im not here on that faggot shit.
If youre being gay with other men and not even being gay youre literally worst than the niggers who probably got charlie sheen infected with aids
>>34988742
>>34988799
>>34988808
>>34988837
>>34989112
>>34989164
>>34989168
>>34988720
>this many degenerates in my safe space
I guess I should start shooting up the place because I'm fucking triggered
>>34989309
Sleeping with a man is gay. That's something girls do. Fucking men isn't gay. Sleeping with someone usually involves emotional connection. Real men don't get emotional. Emotions are gay.
>>34989343
using the word triggered
suggesting someone is going to shoot up the place
nope americans have been buying guns in record numbers for the faggot terrorists not the faggots sleeping in each others beds together who have schizophrenia
>>34989206
Me and my best friend used to share bedroom in college. We only had one bed (no room for two). Wasn't gay, and no, we didn't have sex. We saved a lot of money on it.
>>34989343
Don't be mad anon. You want a hug? You sound like you need a hug.
>>34989356
this man knows whats going on >>34989360
>>34989356
sometimes you jsut want to cuddle up to a cute boi
>>34989307
This desu senpai
All these made up genders and sexual orientations are the inventions of people so boring that their bullshit pronouns are the most exciting thing about them
>I'm not a deadbeat loser, I'm a demisexual polycisromantic heterogendered space transsexual
We need a new holocaust
>>34989357
>>34989372
>I'm not retarded guys I'm just pretending
baka desu senpai
>>34989168
that's literally the definition of bisexual, not straight.
You know what the best part about this shit is. The fact that they are a protected class and anyone saying anything about them in public ends up a social pariah :)
>>34988728
>thumbnail
Is that shadbase?
m.huffpost.com/us/entry/564df334e4b00b7997f97d8b/slideshow/561c0180e4b0e66ad4c8c264
>zucchini
>not being attracted to women but also having a twink to blow you and cuddle after
Feels good mang.
>>34990085
did you forget an 'only'?
Why is it hard to admit you're a little gay what the fuck. What mental gymnastics
>>34990372
No, I need some more persuasion first. Will you help me out, brah?
>>34988675
>being this much in denial
holy shit you're at least bi.
>>34989168
>>34989168
Just accept you're bi. This is why no one actually likes bis. So fucking stupid.
>>34989578
yeah it's the incredibles girl
I top women and traps but I bottom for men and women. Is this gay or nah?
desu i've only had sex with one guy and although he made me cum twice i prefer being pegged my women.
>>34990999
bisex. not gay definitely.
>>34990999
baphomet approves. the price will be your very soul in the afterlife for your activities
do what thou wilt anon
:)
Isnt it fun feeling that prostate orgasm
>>34990945
Ouch. What country?
>>34988675
I heard that /fit/ was a little faggy, but damn! I'll go back to /r9k/. Fuck that shit! Goodbye, faggots!
>>34988675
>huffingtonpost
>2015
>unironically talking about "degenerates"
>>34991052
later, papi
There is such a thing as bisexual with a preference toward hetero. That's what these guys are.
Huffington Post is some truly degenerate garbage that is trying to destroy anything masculine and sacred in this world. It is garbage.
>this much dissonance
I swear, the faggots in the article are worse than fat people who "eat healthy and exercise, I swear it's just muh metabolism"
>>34988675
>be me
>complete and total faggot
>Go to toher faggots house
>theres a third faggot there
>they are about to go to the gym
>he is the most faggoty faggot of all time
>highest pitched nasally lisp voiced in the room
>keeps saying 'becuz a straight guy like me wouldnt do this-' and 'nah im too straight for that'
>just constantly mentioning how straight he is
>finally ask 'dude, wtf?'
>he explains that he only dates feminine men (note, not traps, not trannys, not cross dressers) just feminine men
>therefore he 'might as well be straight'.
this is just something homosexuals tells themselves to make them feel like no one can judge them. they get to be gay without being made fun of or having the gay stereotypes they feel, e ven if their clearly faggots.
>>34988728
> Thumbnail
Kill yourself
>>34990372
why is it so hard to admit that i might like having sex with other men despite being heterosexual?
you are all so fucking gay holy fuck
>>34991035
If i'm not mistaken, Turkey.
>>34989343
its a gay thread bro
gay DYELs come and browse fit trying to fulfilling their straight man fetish and they shill with "/fit/ made me gay! dude brojob lmao!"
they don't even lift
>>34989343
>>34991832
Naughty.
>sexuality is about identity
>not the fact that you fuck men
tumblr pls go
>>34988675
>two men fucking
>both straight
im super gay but only fuck women
>>34991914
Good for you. Can I watch?
>mfw homo says he's "straight" but enjoy sex with other dudes
>mfw homo says he's a "woman"
>>34988728
As long as you "identify" as law-abiding. It's what in your heart that counts, not your actions.
>>34991832
Snitch s m h bruv
>>34991967
>implying faggots aren't disgusted by men-fucking memers claiming to be straight
>implying faggots aren't disgusted by trannies
>>34988842
Did you seriously tried it ?
I got fucked by tranny but it wasnt that nice.
I may have a girl who will do this to me.
>>34988675
As an actual gay man, I think that 95% of this thread is a reverse counter troll thread.
>>34992004
Go for it. The quality of the experience depends on the person you'er doing it with. Communicate all through the act and you'll be fine.
It's worth it when she gets the hang of it. You'll love your prostate. Best orgasms ever.
>>34992053
I don't want to buy a strapon just for her, if i dont like it i'll be stupid with it.
I can buy just a dildo and make her use it on me ?
>>34988842
>>34992004
>>34988808
These power bottom cocksluts are the ones calling us homos degenerates.
lmao @ your lives desu.
>>34992081
Yes.
>>34992087
Why the hate, naughty boi? I haven't called you anything.
>>34992087
Nobody said a power bottom cockslut had to be gay...
>>34989343
OMG this hahahaha
Fuck man this had me laughing.
Thank god there are a sane few.
Did you know most gay porn stars are straight?
Even that Johnny Rapid guy who regularly gets double penetrated by thick as fuck pornstar dicks is "straight"
>hey honey how was work today? the kids are asleep
>it was great honey I got fucked by five hunks in a prison shower scene
>fantastic news honey I hope you get a promotion!
>>34992184
white trash 2bh.
I read somewhere he flipped and beat the shit out of his wife and ended up in prison.
He'll have that prison shower rape scene irl desu.
>>34992209
Wait fagsmut still exists?
I used to check it out every other day or so but then it turned into a shitty site to promote studios posting only their awful trailers
What about prisoners? Don't they usually get a pass for bumming each other because they're locked up without women.
>>34988917
i think you meant to post the baphomet
instead, you posted some dope shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAzuq5wYj0
>>34991164
This. This is how I am, but everyone thinks bisexuals are dtf men the same way they are with women. I don't actually like banging dudes. And as soon as you so much as kiss a dude, everyone's like "oh you're gay!" and women don't look at you sexually anymore. It'd be so much easier if I was just straight
>>34992445
>I don't actually like banging dudes.
Then you're not bisexual.
What is with you memers, do you feel the need to feel like special snowflakes or something?
>>34992445
>and women don't look at you sexually anymor
This is not true. I have never had as many women chasing me as after I came out as gay.
>>34988733
Who the fuck thinks that schizophrenia is having two viewpoints at once?
>>34992562
anyone who literally interprets the etymology of schizophrenia - "schizo" = split, "phrenia" = mind or head.
it refers to the splitting of cognitive functions if I remember rightly.
