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Th-thanks /fit/
>>34973098
Fuck off nobody cares
You made it brah
>>34973098
No problem, son.
Tell her she's a creep and ignore her
imagine if a guy started with "ur tits <3333"
rude
>>34973098
post pic of those wheels bruh
>>34973113
Or even "your legs" which is more accurate
>>34973133
Sure thing familia
>>34973113
Good point. OP reply with:
"ur vagina" then include some gay smileys.
>>34973098
>y-you too
>>34973098
Post legs
>>34973113
That's how I always start.
Let's see em
>>34973098
/fit/ has been good to me too
Too bad I'm still autistic
>>34973249
she seems like a qt.
>>34973098
>>34973249
body pics?
>>34973107
The ODD is strong in this one
>>34973285
thia is the shirtless one I have posted
>>34973155
That's a terrible picture
I bet you have shitty quads
>>34973321
This is b8, right?
Or just women standards are that low?
>>34973249
>I only count in multiples of 45
>>34973321
is this your bulking body?
pic doesnt look great, but im sure youd be sexy as fuck once you cut
what does your bio look like?
>>34973352
i look more man mode than most guys out there
6'3 225 lbs
>>34973352
It's got everything a women wants. 3% or so less fat to get rid of that tiny bulge of the stomach and he'd look pretty good
>>34973358
Holy fuark that's funny
I told her I wasn't good at advanced math so it was either 4 or 5
>>34973369
More like 10% fat loss
He's at ~25% bodyfat now and looks like complete shit
>>34973369
He honestly looks like Blaha.
>>34973360
That's a bulking body
Bio in pic
>>34973376
>It's got everything a women wants
Yeah, okay maybe not 3% since there is a bit of a muffintop. I wouldn't say its as deep as a 10% loss though.
>>34973387
Ouch bro
this just in /fit, the majority of men don't lift at all and look way worse than OP. Top that with the fact that most women don't expect you to be as large as the rock with 10% body fat
/fit is super delusional in what it takes to get women. I know 5/10s who are fat and ugly that can pull women just because they have that good of a personality.
Also OP is 6'3, thats enough to get most women
>>34973098
>SS works
>>34973098
Good job opie
>>34973423
what's with the profiling? most of it was correct
>>34973395
Dollar signs go before the number.
>>34973349
>you
>>34973369
3%? Are you a god damn retard?
at least 10% is what he needs to lose
>>34973249
>>34973321
ok now post pics of her please
>>34973155
>>34973155
>normies think this is impressive
>>34973155
why would you ever think anyone would want to see this?
> You will never do the mating ritual for the girl you like.
>>34976055
This video is pathetic.
>please carry my shit genetics out of the trench they're in with your ovaries.
I bet he shot up the place. Either that or he joined /fit/.
>>34976205
i-is that you in the photo?
>>34973376
> 25%
rofl
how does anybody take anything seriously in this shit hole.
>>34973358
keked
>>34973155
Is this bait? These legs are not ugly or bad, but they are just normal legs/calves.
> everything fit thinks is big collides with everything the general population thinks is big.
the thread.
>>34973352
Nope. You just haven't talked to women before kek.
>>34973395
How cringey
>>34976790
must be a miscer
t-thanks ripp
>>34973179
That explains a lot.
>>34973395
oh god do people really respond to this kind of shit
>>34973098
Cameron's a dude's name, senpai
>>34973098
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUUUUT
>>34973358
Can someone explain this? I have a feeling I either had a stroke or I'm just retarded.
>>34977440
hes reffering to plates
>tfw just realized a girl hasn't ever sent me heart-eyed emojis
Might as well give up 2bh.
>>34973155
That's it? That's the pic? A MySpace angle of your calves? Jesus Christ.
>>34973151
>>34973113
This. I've literally had women walk up to me in public and comment about my looks. Something like "you so beautiful" "so hot" "cute" etc. (this is due to my face not to my smallish body) Especially women who are more than double my age (40+), has always struck me as odd when I think about if a 40-45 year old man walked up to a very good looking 18 year old girl and say "You're very hot" "You're very cute ;)" and shit, would be creepy as fuck. rofl.
>>34973352
Nice body dysmorphia.
>>34973321
If this is not shitty b8 then you made me realize something.... the reason I'm not getting laid has more to do with my ineptitude to approach rather than anything else.
>tfw 6'2 198 lbs low bf% and strong bone structure
t-thanks anon
>>34973365
>6'3"
>225 lbs
You mean you're fat and pudgy as fuck?
6'4" 200 lbs here and you look like pudgy hairy garbage bro, lift more and cut.
Was single for over a year now i got a qt 3.14 who thinks im gorgous as a greek statue.
T-thanks /fit/
>Sign up for tinder back when it came out
>Using it constantly since then
>It's almost like I'm a ghost
>Will very rarely match with girls
>I can swipe for hours without getting a single match
>When I do they never once initiate a conversation
>The latest update automatically includes your employer in your bio
>For my age, I work in a very senior position in a Big Four auditing company
>I have been matching consistently with nearly every girl since
>They always start the conversation, but always with something boring like "hi"
T..Thanks Tinder
>>34977429
this isn't r9k you fuckhead
>>34973098
>LEGS
>THINDER
>>34973321 THIS PIC
>IAM ZEZZ BREH
>but i made it, right guys??
LMFAO
>>34973273
He didn't even get repeating digits.
>>34978148
He atleast didn't have to roid to look big faggot
>>34973395
I-I thought it was pretty witty OP
>>34973155
I'd let you step on my chest and face.
>>34976205
link? or name of the video?
fuck every dating site
>>34981095
>shitimbald
kekd
ask her if she can roleplay scooby
>>34981095
news flash, attractive girls don't use dating sites.
>>34973098
Grindr?
>>34981119
>news flash, attractive girls don't use dating sites for the purpose of dating/hooking up
>>34973249
The answer's 4. You're welcome.
>>34977725
I've had this happen to me too. Had 3 women kiss me over the years waiting tables, too. The weird sexual shit women do is equivalent to the shit men do. The problem is that most guys don't ever have this happen to them (we're lucky!) so they don't understand that it actually IS just as creepy as an old strange man doing it to a girl.
The last time it happened to me I had a fat middle aged woman tell me that it was so cold her nipples were hard. I told a group of my guy friends seeing what their reaction would be. "LOL she wants your DICK bro" no understanding... I'm just going to keep it to myself from now on. You guys who made it understand though...r-right?
Yall motivate me. Fuck yeah famage.
>>34978638
>He atleast didn't have to roid to look big faggot
not knowing that i already were fucking big without roiding
nice try faggot.
>>34981314
I know man just wanted to mess with you. How many inches had your arms while natty btw?
pls no bully
>>34981133
what do they use it for then? actual relationships?
>>34981108
I laf3d
>>34981108
hahahaha good one senpai
>>34981520
no they get hit on in RL
>>34981095
You're learning
>>34982496
And i thought grindr was bad.
What's wrong with the shallow slut though?
>>34982585
>>34977980
Im starting to think more and more that people here are rationalizing their inability to get laid as a defense mechanism. As long as you're not happy with your body, there's always that one thing you gotta handle before fixing your shitty personality.
I speak from personal experience as well.
>>34982999
>Tfw rationalised and deluded myself for 5 years saying I don't want a relationship because it would just slow me down
>I actually just had ED
>>34983056
>>34982999
Essentially the same here.
>Freud was right
>>34978120
You just convinced yourself that you look like a beta kek
>>34981225
Holy fuck a middle aged woman did that to me as well last week at my new job (waiting tables).
A-am I finally making it guys? Will better looking women do that to me as well when I get more muscular?
>>34973352
>TFW got laid at 23%bf not even lifting
It's easy if you can actually talk to women and not sperg out all the time. The only thing holding me back now is the major depression I developed a few years back.
>>34982732
His body doesn't look out of place at a gym but the head belongs more at a customer support company
>>34982496
I'd fuck Davne.
Devin is some nightmare fuel though.
>>34981520
many hot girls use tinder for the ego boost
>>34978009
I lift 4/3/2/1 +
And when I cut my hips stick out too much
I'll cut when I have a better v taper and broader shoulders to balance it out
>>34973352
I wouldn't be disappointed if I undressed a guy and found that body. I'd never swipe right on a guy with shirtless pic on Tinder though.
>>34984253
Mirin, what's your routine?
>>34984253
Your bellybutton being so hight suggest you are holding air, fatass.
>>34982732
>>34983728
that's not a mic it's part of the lat pulldown machine.
>>34973358
holy kek I laughed harder than I should have
she wouldn't have any idea what it meant either
>>34976055
Were these dubs for Alexa?
>>34984542
>tfw you will never get dubs for Alexa ;_;
Does anyone know what she's up to these days? Do we know her Instagram?
>>34984391
Thanks m8
It's basically a bro split
Chest / tri's 3x5 on bench 245
Back / bi 1x5 deadlift 405
Shoulders/ legs squat 3pl8 3x5 ohp 175
And accessories
>>34984455
holy shit, this literally explains every single thing I've ever seen a girl do.
I care, you baka
I got some on OkCupid.
I'm a bigger guy now.
>>34984681
>duct taping bag
>ruining the bag
>stick glue everywhere
>greentext
>>34984689
>I suffered as a kid
Lmao
>>34984689
>internet explorer
oh god, really? ffs man at least get chrome.
![1388311468136[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OesfR2D.jpg "1388311468136[1].jpg")
>>34984718
id just werks breh.
>>34984689
>no "gay sex with hats" tab
>>34977485
Oh, is this a joke you'd only get if you use lbs?
>>34984798
One time I took a screenshot of like 10 windows of gay porn.
Set as wallpaper, one window open on google full screen.
So when my brother go on it, I leaved the room, came back and computer was unplugged.
>"I think we got a virus bro"
>>34973423
>6'3 is enoguh
kek, you height-obsessed faggots
>>34977725
http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/01/video-of-a-man-getting-catcalled-in-new-york-stirs-up-harassment-debate-4930405/
>>34982732
i remember that. fuck. i drank a whilde bottle if whiskeu and damn. i feel deprssezd about humanity. why even lift when everone would be better off offing themselves
>>34982732
Obligatory
>Wa-why is he wearing a headset?!1/1?
It's the FUCKING LAT PULL-DOWN BAR BEHIND HIM
>ooohhhh waaaaaooooooooowwww i cant belieb i never saw that :^))))))))
EVERYYYYYY THREAAAAADDDDD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34977725
>>34981225
Hahaha this is great. I've had similar experiences. It's almost always whenever my parents invite me to outings. Whether it be church, my Dad's company outings, or my Mom's company outings. It's always good for networking so why the hell not.
I'm 23, college grad, good job, fit, and I'd like to think I'm above average for attraction. So my parents are constantly trying to play matchmaking for me to get a girl. I'm already hearing the grand kids talk, like fuck that. It's funny though, all these middle aged to older aged women that know my Mom, will just dish out compliments. "Nice green eyes, so handsome, tall and fit, olive colored skin". And one type my Dad tells me, "Imagine if everything those women say to you, I started saying to one of their daughters, I'd get kicked out of our church."
How fucking true is that?
>>34977697
>that gif
>finding buttwink attractive
>>34984671
e-stating this hard...
>>34984902
>whole article is just "W-WELL THE ORIGINAL VIDEO IS WORSE T-THIS IS JUST FAKE FUCK MEN"
>"WE'RE B-BIGGER VICTIMS THAN YOU"
holy fucking tabloids are cancer
>>34982496
i want to do magic stuff with devin
>>34973395
is this how normies communicate
>>34973358
you could still find 4 even if you counted in multiples of 45
>so will I get bitches if I post my shitty calves online?
>>34973395
>nomsaying
this is why im voluntarily celebrate. it seems you've got to lose your dignity to fuck a roastie these days
>>34985514
yes
>>34973321
Gross
>>34985553
Fat girls and buff men who are tops would enjoy a twink who shaves his legs.
Go ham.
I just want her to send me heart eyed emojis lads.
>>34984253
Nice facial aesthetics familio. Wish I could grow a beard.
>>34985587
>only reason 2 shave is to show off m8
>>34984689
>I suffered as a kid
What an opener
40-something yo woman just asked me to lick her clean on tinder
she's pretty hot but I'm doing long distance, just fucking around on tinder for keks, not actually planning to go through with it
should I troll her
>>34986545
You're fucking retarded.
>>34986545
Don't go through with it brah
Milfs might seem nice as a fapping fantasy and can look good on photos, but once you're there and the panties go off, you'll see the old skin, smell the overdate vagoo, and can count the wrinkles in her face. Combine that with the fact that she's either cheating or single for a reason (she probably has some mental issues, to put it mildly) and you're in for a nightmare.
>>34985002
That thing in his ear is definitely not part of the lat pulldown machine though
>>34973249
The date went really well
Really cute girl and sweet
She said it looked like I was about to rip out of my shirt and touched my shoulders and arms a lot
Lifting is starting up pay dividends, even though most people here think I'm a fat pos
>>34986629
>sweet dreams
cut the nice guy shit out that wont get you laid faggot
>>34986629
>>34986649
>nice guy shit wont get you laid
Nah man, it's not necessarily true. He just needs to find what suits him best, what kind of person he appears to be.
For me, everyone says I look really cute and kinda childlike, so with fit body, my "nice guy shit" actually gets me laid. I doubt it would work for a tall alpha bearmode tho...
>>34984819
yeah
usually the bar is 45 lbs as well
>>34984641
https://instagram.com/_alexablair/
We do, senpai.
>>34985556
I voluntary celebrate you not having offspring. Removing your genes from the world, thanks
>>34981095
Jesus, all of these are under 25 years old.
>>34986750
D-do we know how old she is?
Does she know about the dubs we tirelessly get for her, day after day?
>>34986750
Daily reminder to anyone under 6'2"
>>34986934
>let me dance for you
kek
Is this achievable natty?
>>34986934
Well it says in her bio she's graduating high school in 2018. Idk how the American system works but I'll just assume she was born after 2000 :^)
>>34984253
holy fuck I'm going to look that awful when I reach 4/3/2/1 right?
that's it, fuck strength training forever. I'm going to push/pull. not even kidding.
>>34986940
that fucking lazy eye
>>34986974
>thinks 4/3/2/1 is anywhere close to being strong
>believes push/pull to yield superior results
>>34986993
we're talking about 4/3/2/1 workset weights, right? not 1RM lol. I'm about 85% there already, and my body looks similar to that aka horrible.
yes I want to be strong but not it if means not being aesthetic. pure strength training is trash.
>>34986974
That's not some crazy weight he's lifting and he looks better than most people I see on the street.
Post a picture of yourself.
>>34986974
>>34987007
I know this is bait but how you look is up to your genetics. Plenty of people look very aesthetic (rarely "shredded" however) off just doing SS for 6-12 months. You're just unlucky if you look shitty and are able to diddle 4 plates and bench 2, and it's not likely that you'll look much better on some faggot ineffective brosplit.
>>34987007
>body dysmorphia
Lol I bet you get scared to take your shirt off
>>34987024
google image "SS successes" for a good laugh
now prove that "plenty of people look very aesthetic off just doing SS". the literal ONLY good picture is that one dude with all the circles drawn by that other autist on 4chan. meanwhile, rip's prodigy is zach evetts
>>34987044
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/1te4fa/post_your_visual_results_from_sssl/ce7mcoe
Rip's goal isn't to make every autist on 4chan shredded. He designed the program to teach people proper barbell training and to give them fast strength gains. Aesthetics come with strength provided you have decent genetics and don't eat like a typical american.
>>34986964
Has anyone wee heard from garrett again?
>>34987084
>>>/r9k/24419602
I honestly don't know if it's real
>>34987078
>that start
lol
as you can see, he already had an upper body from lifting previously (he started with a 160x5 bench...).
>>34986974
If you think I look bad at 225 you should have seen me at 175
Life is way better in all respects
>>34987078
>starting stats are 1.07bw squat and 1.10bw bench for reps
Yep, it was definitely all about SS.
rate my game
>>34987144
Copypasta/10
>>34987172
that's pretty cool, too bad these type of girls don't seem to exist in my country.
>>34987078
Did you read the thread you linked?
>>34987196
What country m
>>34984462
well played, I have seen the light
>>34985002
>not wearing a headset to do lat pulldowns
I bet you don't even do squats with a helmet
>>34986699
Oh, ok. Here I have everything in increments of 20kg, including the bar
>>34986649
are you a moron? FFS he met her on tinder, of course she knows he is being nice in hopes of get laid. Not everything the redpill says is correct anon.
>>34973155
My calves when I was 15
>>34988021
17.2 inches btw
>>34986587
Hot milf with mental issues cheating on husband. Damn my dick is already rock solid, diamond-crushing, arnold schwarzenegger back/chest-day pumping hard and ready for that fucking INTENSE WILD SEX. Can you fucking imagine?
>>34973321
dadbod
Im laughing out laud.
>mutual acquaintance asks me to drive her to a friend's house
>say maybe
>she starts trying to play on emotions
>go to the gym instead
How far are you willing to go for gains, /fit/?
>>34988179
Godspeed, anon.
>>34988179
Photo of Kenna required for further judgement.
Ayy, thanks /fit/.
>>34988179
Sounds like you made the right choice.
>>34973321
Don't listen to them. You look like somehow who has made sick gains. Plus your body is best described as manly and I can see how bitches like it.
>>34988179
kek
One day you guys will truly know what it means to make it because mires will happen multiple times a day and you'll be so used to it you won't feel the need to brag about it on fit.
>>34973321
manly/10
>>34988179
Playing it beautifully son. I'm willing to wager that once she realises you completely disregard her, she will be clambering for your cock.
>>34984253
>4/3/2/1
That's pretty bad for 225lbs. Just saying. These are my stats at 6'1/180. You look ok though. I see why women would be interested.
>>34987078
>>34988248
Maybe one day you will make it too and not feel the need to trip on fit.
>>34986677
>not being intimidating gentle giant mode
>making it
>>34988248
lmao. Oh, man they should know.
i always cringe when i read those 'mirin stories' kekek
>>34985123
>olive colored skin
It's true that you'll always be rated lower than the ugliest of white people
But yeah you're right
>>34984689
Is she friends with a bunny in her profile? 2cute4me :3
In on motivation thread
>>34984671
PPL is pretty boss. Fucked around with TM and 5/3/1, but always come back to that. It just makes you a well-rounded fella.
>>34988419
>implign not a glorious golden tan
>implign it isn't the ideal skin colour
Look at zyzz's skin now imagine him pink or whitish pink wouldn't be as aesthetic.
>>34988179
>I'm really hurting right now
lol what is this bitch talking about
>>34988654
man thats disgasting
>>34988179
>me and jordan don't have a way over
....is that her asking if you can drive her and a guy there?
you did the right thing, senpai
>>34988179
She's gonna guilt trip you into picking her up.
And her "friend".
>>34978205
i did tho
>>34988179
Fucking cold blooded son
>>34988179
She asks you for a ride to a party that you might be going to. First time, fine.
THEN she adds that she's at another dude's house already.
You made the right decision anon.
>>34988179
pls post rest
>>34986940
That is a hideous fucking bow-tie
>>34973321
High bf%, but you do look manly. Lots of girls and gay guys dig it.
>>34976055
He's young. Young people can be retarded sometimes.
>>34977429
Wrong board >>>/r9k/
>>34977503
Doesn't mean anything. Some people just don't like using emoticons, and some girls avoid it to not look childish to a guy they're interested in.
>>34986934
>>34986945
Keked so hard my monitor is now full of saliva.
>>34987044
Zach did gomad, he wanted to bulk like that. It's not SS that made him 20% bf, it's the huge amount of milk.
But he did gain a fuckton of muscle and strength. He was squatting 4pl8s after a year, IIRC.
He would look great after a cut.
Plus, he doesn't actually look that bad. Rip just doesn't know how to take a photo.
>>34988179
>>34988415
Roflmao. Ikr?
Sometimes I think "man if these kids loved my life through my eyes they'd be so fucking cocky their heads would explode."
I'm surprised I'm not a huge arrogant asshole from all the compliments I get.
If only they knew what it was like man.
I bet people more your forearms all the time. How many people call you Popeye?
I get superman/captain America all the time.
>>34981095
murica
>>34988179
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>34986768
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>34989370
translation~
yo<
>What's up
>you have the body of a god
what do /fit/ i got da autism
>>34989071
He still looks like a goober
>>34989392
Thanks, not doing much at the moment, thinking about going to <some event> later/this weekend. You going/wanna come?
She already wants the D so might as well just start making plans
>>34989392
>yo
>>34989072
Ottawa is in Canada.
>>34989420
>implying i have plans
bruh
>>34989489
Make some. Find a semi-interesting concert or film or newly opened club or something. or take her running for that matter. I went on a first tinder date for a jog, fucked her in the shower after.
>>34989059
>Zach did gomad, he wanted to bulk like that.
[citation needed]
>It's not SS that made him 20% bf, it's the huge amount of milk.
implying youre not supposed to be very close to 20bf% at the end of ss
>>34989392
Christ, this is really painful to read. Fellow dane here.
>"gude kroppen" in two words
>no apostrophe after 'hva''
She's absolutely trash.
>>34989392
post kroppen
>>34989542
running's a good idea if she's into it, can't afford other options cus spent all my money on whey, bcaa and pwo
how do i avoid brain lag when seeing her?
>>34989620
lmao
>>34989622
pic related from this summer. got poor faesthetics though
>>34989392
proletartoser skal bare tages hårdt i fissen.
>>34989678
body ok but what a fucking butterface
>>34986677
This actualy works, I get more pussy being nice and saying pet names then detecting them to do shit.
You just have to be sly and trick them. Being a dick under all your niceness.
>>34973321
Actually mirin traps
You'd look huge with a cut
>>34986649
I can't pretend to be an alpha badass.
My quips just come off as douchey and unpleasant. On top of that,pretending to act like someone else is more embarrassing to me than anything else. Basically the height of insecurity.
>>34985326
>>34988179
"woodburys"
>>34988179
>Woodbury
ayyyy
Good job, lad.
>>34988207
Here you are
>>34988215
>that came out sounding odd
why is female spaghetti SO GOOD
>>34990643
Not bad.
I take it you have a small chance of shagging her, considering she treats you as her personal taxi?
>>34985514
seriously what the fuck
>>34985564
im disgusted honestly
>>34988179
>I'm really hurting now
>P-please respond
Good job anon.
>>34988179
>Even responding
>>34989678
Trim eyebrows and try a more balanced smile
>>34988179
>acquaintance
>drop her and a GUY off somewhere
lmao
m
a
o
I used to be a beta taxi driver too. Holy shit did I suck balls back in 2013
>>34989408
You're a goober.
>>34988179
bitch is using u for a ride you c.uck she even mentions another dude
>>34973369
>>34976481
>>34977929
>>34984285
for real ? I might have body dysmorphia because I am sllightly more muscular and have a lower bf% but I still feel like I'm a DYEL fatass. Maybe I should be more confident it's just that 1.5-2years ago I was a real fatass and my body has recovered faster than my mind it seems.
>>34991409
Does it look to you like he's going to take her you fucking retard?
