>>34966945
>myself
>lifting for about a year, oly for 6 months
>my skinny m8 says i have awesome calves and forearms and asked me how I did it
>cleans and snatches
>he lost interest
>still feels good man

>2014
>just back from muscle tear in lower back (9months rehab)
>thx commando lyf and bye commando lyf
>start working part time at a Chinese restaurant
>known as the zhû (pig / big man cuz I eat so much)
>work a year
>Chinese guy comes in after not seeing him for a while
>you very big ! U grow real good
>every Chinese associate calls me fokin huge

>at student camp (3 days communication and leadership shit)
>party at night
>play ping pong in a tank top Because why the fuck not
>dude is awkwardly looking at me
>continue playing
>overhear conversation hearing girl tell him something around the lines of "don't worry, you are just a bit small compared to him!"
>only realized he was insecure later
>BREH I don't wanna give u those feels I'm sorry Rocco

>benching
>3 28-/+ dudes benching next to me
> have earbuds just no music cuz battery dead and I wanna be left alone like an Autist (I'm no longer that tho family members)
>woah back in my day I would bench a lot too
>not as much as him tho, damn

I get mired a lot, once you start noticing shit like that you'll stop caring about them unless they're special mires (like old Chinese grandpa's commenting on how many rice bags I can lift)

>tfw 6'4
>tfw 210 lbs

>19 now
>work as a waiter at a restaurant
>gf broke up with me a year ago
>no sex for over a year
>started lifting shortly after
>have finally started to make it, get compliments from coworkers
>one night a group of 4 girls comes in to dine
>they are all qts except Teesha who is a planet
>they talk to me a lot, I feel like I fit in
>find out they all live together and go to the same college
>they are my age, 18-21
>Teesha asks how old I am
>not interested at all but I normally chat with my customers to get better tips
>"why you want to take me out?"
>table laughs, but Teesha is in to it
>Teesha says yes
>table laughs
>to the whole table: "are you guys checking me out?"
>qties look at me, then nod giggling to each other
>one of the qties invites me to their party next week and we exchange snapchats
>Teesha gives me her number and says she will let me know the address and time
>Snapchat the group all week
>Teesha texts me all week, asks me to be her date to the party
>Won't stop texting me and asking for pictures even though I Snapchat her
>Saturday rolls around and I drive up to their apartment because the other girls were really cute
>get there, I'm the only guy
>party starts up and everyone get drunk. Several more guys and girls show up
>total grindfest, girls grinding on girls while the guys get passed around like meat
>see qt and dance with her and chat
>she says she likes Drake (I love Drake)
>she's a year older than me and asks if I'm spending the night
>tell her I planed on crashing overnight
>she tells me she has an apartment in the same building
>tired so I sit down next to the qt I had met there
>hear everyone asking where Teesha's guy is
>Teesha pulls me away and I tell her that I'm not that interested
>gets upset and trys to kiss me
>push her off and tell her she's drunk

Cont

>>34967857
>sit back down next to the qt I've been dancing with all night
>"oh anon I didn't know you were the boy Teesha was talking about i can't hurt Teesha's feelings"
>tell her I think she is really pretty and I was never interested in Teesha
>she said she would if she could but Teesha is some president of some uni club and she can't do that
>she kisses me and walks away

I ended up crashing on Teesha's couch and then left early before the parking meters started running again. Why are girls so territorial over guys

>>34967894
I'd rage so hard over that shit

Fucking hamplanets ruin everything

>>34967389
>like old Chinese grandpa's commenting on how many rice bags I can lift

>82 year old man named bob, literally knows everybody in the gym
>I always make a point to chat with him, instant 1000000% self esteem boost
>"Oh my, son! You'll be lifting the whole train soon!"
>"No wonder you look so great, you are here all the time!"
Also gives me great long term life advice, pointed out that a fellow long term gym bro of mine has recently graduated from the major I am entering in two months, and just all around makes me feel like a better person.

I lift for you, bobby.

>>34967258
>oly lifting
Mah nigga

>>34967894
Well men are the same with girls. All people are selfish dicks. Including me and you op

i think an instructor at the gym i'm going to is gay. Dude is touchy as fuck

>>34966945
Got mired at the bank yesterday by some executive bank chick. Late 30's-mid 40's brunette who came up to me while just coming out of her office. Put her hand on my shoulder and gave a light squeeze on my arm . She said good to see ya , you havent been in inawhile. I replied nice to be back and great seeing you again. ( i have only been to this bank twice in my life and never inside). Some light small talk about the weather and shopping , then I get to the teller to get some money. I can see her eye fucking me in the mirror as I leave . felt awesome bros. Got home ,cried, jerked off and immediately went to sleep. Was a glorious day.

>>34967894
You brought it on yourself, fucking beta autist.