>"Are you sexually active anon?"
>>34960165
>tfw I feel the need to lie to the doctor
y-yes
yea with u in about 15 minutes
>>34960165
"I'm about to be, bitch." *unzips dick*
I said no! Damn! Why the fuck does that even matter when I came for a fever?!
>>34960165
>o-only if y-you want me to be
>>34960361
>*unzips dick*
your dick unzips?
>>34960165
you too
>>34960429
Would it be weird or cute if you actually said
>how about you?
>tfw still a kissless virgin.
y-yes
>>34960378
The AIDS son
>>34960434
creepy.
>>34960165
Do doctors actually ask this question or is it just a meme?
>>34960550
They do, if you visit a doctor for sex related health stuff as a guy.
Also, all gynos ask womyn if they are.
>>34960165
If asked by male, best answer is "yeah, with your mom nightly"
If asked by female, best answer is "not recently, I'm waiting for the right person"
>>34960609
i can imagine some 15 year old autistic fitizen actually using these
>>34960609
kek'd hard
>>34960165
Care to help me be?
>>34960165
Does having an erection right now count?
>>34960165
Of course. Why shouldn't I be?
>>34960165
N-not right n-now.
>>34960638
>15 years old
>autistic
>fitizen
These all mean the same, dude.
>>34960434
depends on if you're attractive, if you are then u can get away with it, if not you will have the cops called on u
>>34960550
They do. You have to answer yes or no on a form and the doctor confirms it when they talk to you.
I have no problem telling people I'm a virgin. I just don't care anymore.
>>34960361
Unoriginal...
>fuckbuddy's grandparent needs blood
>volunteer for blood donation
>at the hospital
>filling in the forms
>"Number of sexual partners in the past year:"
>3
>go in with the doctor
>they're about to pinch me
>nurse says "oh doctor wait"
>whispers in his ear
>"oh, sorry anon, it looks that you have had 3 sexual partners in the past year, is this right?"
>"well yeah but they were all protected sex and with non-promiscuous women" (no prostitutes)
>"yeah, sorry, you can't be a donor"
>mfw
>>34960165
>Finally lose my virginity at 25 about a week ago
>Keep trying for more girls to fuck
>Succeeding
Holy shit I opened the fucking flood gates. Now that I've had sex I know what people mean when they say going 4 months without it is suicidal.
>>34960881
Are you a poofter?
>>34960881
unless those were homosexual partners, it shouldn't preclude you from donating.
Oh, wait, I'm on /fit/ what am I even saying.
>>34960881
Better safe than sorry.
>>34960913
how do i loose my v card
>>34960923
You can't donate blood or organs at all, if you're not an abstinent homosexual, in most EU countries.
Others have a 12 months waiting period after the time you last had sex.
My grandma needed blood for a surgery she had earlier this year and i couldn't donate even though we have the same blood type and i was tested like 1 week before her surgery for STDs and had none.
Not that guy btw, just offering some info if anyone is interested.
>>34960930
I was really fucking up at first, mate. The girl I was going to shag was only got with me because she wanted to shag but she didn't want to just fuck.
I kept asking her, "Love, do you want to go back to my room." and she kept saying she never gets to go out. Mate, I can't fucking dance and we went to a club. Long story short I stopped trying to dance with her and had enough liquid confidence in me to just start feeling her up.
Her bum, her tits, her clunge, there was nowhere my hands were too shy to get too. After we got a bit a food we went back to the hotel and fucked. Biggest load I ever did shoot.
Birds know you want to fuck them, they're not bloody stupid. You have to make them know you're going to fuck them too. Tell yourself this is going to end with us having sex. Be adamant about it and just keep going for it.
>>34960165
>jun
no.
neither faping
>>34960919
>>34960923
Yeah, i'm not a homo tho, i went into the hospital with my fuckbuddy and the doctor said
"We can't take risks since there are diseases that take time to present themselves, if thats your girlfriend out there you can tell her you cant be a donor because of low blood pressure or something like that"
A few years back I went to the doctors with my parents for some sort of sickness. They asked the sex question and I said "no".
The entire room, including my parents, doctor, and some employee (don't know what they do) laughed out loud at me.
>>34960165
For the first time in my life, yes. Feelsgooddoc.jpg.
>>34960980
Bum? Clunge? What fucking language are you speaking
>>34960165
>"Sexually active?! Me?! With these whorls i've met? Don't make me laugh! I'm looking for a girl who knows what to look for. A man who can deliver a lethal amount of force in one devastating chain attack. Now, if you'll excuse me, i've got wrongs to right."
>>34960165
The doctors have not asked me this once since I lost my virginity two years ago. Are they able to tell just by looking at it or what?
>>34960165
Kek
>>34962756
>looking at it
W-why is the doctor looking at your penis, anon? Is something wrong with it?
>>34960165
"You offering?"
>>34960165
ok i'll admit this is one is funny.
>>34960165
Literally never been asked this by a doctor. Only time I ever volunteered the information was when I caught chlamydia.
>>34962682
Sounds like a 40+ Scot to be entirely truthful kinsman.
>>34962836
Now that he's sexually active, probably, yeah.
>>34962836
If he's over 25, he could be checking his balls for test cancer.
Yeah, I masturbate everyday.
>>34960165
Do prostitutes count?
>only with 2d girls senpai
>>34960407
![der_oma[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/62SBQS4.png "der_oma[1].png")
>>34962887
thanks for admitting it! I found so too XD
>>34964748
woopsie daisy! i meant thought LOL
>>34960913
>Finally lose my virginity at 25 about a week ago
We have names for people like you..
>>34960165
> tfw married
no
>>34960165
>"No, I'm not married."
>and how would you describe your sexual orientation, anon?
i-is this a standard question doctors ask? it felt so out of nowhere
>>34960165
Yeah, only like once a week though, we're both busy people.
>>34960980
>I was really fucking up at first, mate. The girl I was going to shag was only got with me because she wanted to shag but she didn't want to just fuck.
What does this even mean you dense cunt?
>>34960165
Y-you could fix that
>>34960165
Y-you t-too
>>34961157
How old were you? Was it a serious illness?
>>34960165
for you
Today i went to go get an STD check even though im a virgin just so i could feel like i had had sex.
and i guess its good to doublecheck, r-right?
