How do I achieve this?
1000 years of reincarnation to remove your shit genes
>>34957179
have none rare brown shit eyes.
green eye master race. everyone has shitty souless brown eyes, just kill yourself.
Wear tight, colorful minishorts to university and giggle at his comments. Wait for your opportunity until he's alone at the bathroom, and start to lick his ear
>>34957191
I have pale blue-grey-ish eyes from my mother and desu i'd prefer if they were a warm hazelnut colour.
Blue eyes look soul-less.
>>34957212
This
>>34957191
>brown eyes
>soulless
pick one faggot
if there's one thing that brown eyes are not, it is soulless.
>>34957191
your colored eyes won't help you, you probably have a shit jaw and bug eyes. like polishing shit
>>34957212
>start to lick his ear
Breh, my bf does this and gives me insta mega boner.
>>34957179
Stick a broom up your ass
Damn. That dude is handsome as fuck. N-no homo, tho
>>34957179
roids + jaden smith pose + iphone
>>34957191
lmao, you're probably some out of shape fat fuck
>m-muh green eyes
This guy is a million times more handsome than you. Doesn't matter what color his eyes are you pathetic beta.
>>34957191
>tfw dark hazel eyes
From a distance they look brown. It's only in certain lighting or close up that you can tell they're hazel. My fucking brothers have beautiful light hazel eyes and I'm stuck with these shitty dark eyes.
>>34957397
lmao im the best looking guy on /fit/ you pathetic uncle cock sucking peasant
>>34957992
Nah thats me brah but I also have green eyes
>>34957190
Or just get lucky once
>>34957179
flare your arm out behind you so your tricep and shoulder are at a flattering angle.
That is all.
>>34957179
>tfw your jaw would look like this if you just lost some fucking weight
>>34958147
Then loose the weight, man. You can do it.
>>34958277
I've been trying. I'm at 175 lbs and 6' with around 18-20% bodyfat.
I have a pretty round, bloated face exactly like pic related.
>>34958377
Y-you're Wayne Rooney?
>>34958377
>>34958147
Somehow I don't think it would....
>>34958147
Good joke, keep deluding yourself with that idea so you'll actually lose weight. Much luck on unveiling your matt bomer jaw, friend
>>34957191
clawing at whatever you can to make you feel better about yourself, huh
people with colored eyes are pretty weird looking desu
>>34957179
>douche mode activated
Just do whatever Zoolander is doing. Obviously, Le Tigre is the new black.
>>34957179
1.Suck 50 cocks
2.Suck 50 more cocks.
>>34957264
Yeah but the point is is that brown eyes are shit. Everybody knows that, brown eyed people most of all. Don't embarrass yourself by suggesting that you wouldn't want blue eyes instead.
>>34959823
OP's faggotry confirmed
Brown eyes are blue eyes, but have a thin layer of pigment over them. There's a $5000 surgery to remove the layer and turn your eyes blue permanently. If anyone's that fucking bothered by their eye color
Kill yourself and hope you're born again with good genetics
>>34959875
True. My friend had it done, but there was a mishap. Now one of his eyes is blue but the other eye is half blue and half dull green. It's weird and ugly and he regrets doing the procedure.
what kind of shirt is that that he's wearing?
What are the best long sleeved clothes to show off gains?
>>34959993
Just a regular tight crewneck long sleeve t-shirt.
>>34957264
>>34957268
>>34957397
>>34959665
brown-eyed shit-tier untermensch detected
i bet your dick is mutilated too hahaha. you're the exact same as mudslimes.
>>34957179
He looks like Jim Carey m8
