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post /fit/ stories:
>had bunch of friends and had a pretty social life
>went out every single weekend
>got invited by whores to go out
>play on girls left and right
>fall for one
>learn she was a coke head and was using me for drugs
>depressed as fuck
>went from 8% BMI to 18% and counting
>haven't liften since then
>skinny fat
>all of these fuckers just dissapear
>no calls to go out or anything
>bullshit excuses
>havent left my apartment complex for 4 months unless its work

Fuck man, I cut down the story but I really got depressed, and it fucked with my gains. Post some stories.
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That's what you get for being a degenerate and associating with degenerates.
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>>34953487
Mein nigger
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>>34953487
>8% to 18%
man you let yourself go, but i understand that feel
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>>34953514
DYEL
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> into military service, becoming 1337soldr
> fall in love with grill, make her my gf
>> 1 girl for every 1000 soldier in the entire AO
> former friend starts hitting on gf
> beat his shit up after he tries to out alpha me
> she sleeps with him and most of my superior officers (like 5 of them)
> beat up most of the officers and give former friend 10 stitches in the head
> leave military because I now hate my superiors and the system that keeps protecting them
> heartbroken for 2 fucking years
> No idea how this could happen, was being "perfect bf"
> convert from /b/ to /fit/ and start lifting seriously
> find and take red pill
> now understanding everything, srsly red pill was the last piece of the puzzle, that is the world, I needed.
> been king skelly even through years of military service (145lbs and 6'0), not that weak tho..

now 171lbs, going full monk mode and lifting, preparing for social comeback.
Will I make it?
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>Falling for a party whore

You deserve it desu
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>>34953695
Med-school student but okay.
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>>34953695
Of course, but I lacked the knowledge I now have about how womyn brains work. Looking back I'm of course cringing and finally over missing that cum dumpster
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>>34953686
Yes you will fuck bitches
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>girlfriend of 2 years dumps me for a fucking mulato nigger
>get pissed off and get over my concentration camp tier body
>work out 7 days a week
>workout for 2 hours every day
>puke a lot the first weak
>hire a personal chef
>everything is good
>swimmer mode tier achieved
>get some good clohtes and hairstyle
>bitch still with the fucking nigger, she doesn't recognize me after 2 years
>okay.gif
>college anounced a big ass frat party
>everyones drunk her boyfriend included
>take her out to dance
>get her to forget the nigger and set the atmosphere for fucking
>whip my cock out she instantly giggled
>'OH ITS YOU FROM 3 YEARS AGO, ANON.. YOU SURE CHANGED'
>what the fuck, now you remember?
>'YEAH ANON, I REMEMBER DUMPING YOU
>killed the mood but i dont give a shit insert my dick and proceed to kill her pussy
>'anon i didn't dup you because you werent fit
>keep fucking her hard as fuck
>'a-aaaa-non... ahhh. i .. dumped you because you're dick is too small'
>what, did you say?
>YOURE TOO SMALL ANON
>literally go flaccid in a second
>fucking can stare at her just look down
>she starts laughing, i snap and beat her unconcious
>record marked and jail for a month, bail was paid tho
>never recover from the trauma, now havent left to social gatherings, and can't go to the gym anymore due to same trauma

I can't believe this, she fucked me up /fit/, I'm only an empty shell of a man. I'm about to lose all my gains, and fucking considering a penis surgery to get over this.
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>>34953770
>YOURE TOO SMALL ANON
fuck m8 what a savage m8, if she could talk while fucking you must be that small top kek
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>notice this qt on the same floor as me
>I get the vibe that she's a lesbo
>earlier they were doing yoga in our office gym
>they're doing all sorts of implied sexual positions
>doing reverse cow girl pumps
>hand assisted grinding
>impregnating the air
>pull out 110kg bench
>pull downs for 90kg
>get a good angle, watch her through several reflections
>keep seeing her stealing glaces
Yeah, that's -1 lesbo.
I also heard that they're planning to do the yoga thing twice a week, but like with every other group thing that has ever started in our gym, shit dies out after 2 weeks. I just hope she keeps checking in, even if it's just to hop on a treadmill.
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>>34953770
damn, that girl roasted your manhood.
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>>34953770

I hope this is real. You got BTFO lol. Dicklets, when will they learn?
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>>34953862
HOW IS 5 INCHES ERECT FUCKING SMALL THATS REGULAR SIZE
FUCKING WHORE RANDOMLY DUMPS ME FOR HAVING A SMALL DICk? THE FUCK DID SHE FUCK A NIGGER WITH 10 INCCHES OR SOME SHIT, WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT WHY IDD THAT WHORE FUCKING TELL ME THAT WHILE FUCKING ME, I CANT FUCKING GET ERECT ANYMORE UNTIL I GET THT FUCKING DICK SURGERY BECAUSE IM STILL REMEMBERING HER TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY DICK

Oh my god, fucking why did I post in this shit, this shit fucking made me grab my friend's coke and drink it at fucking 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. I drink and eat shit foods while I'm depressed, fuck my 2 years of work cuz of this fucking whore. At least I told that mulato nigger everything, I bet that puerto rican piece of shit is beating her ass twice as hard as I did.
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>>34953770
Unless you're three inches. The size you're packing should be enough for most women. She's just a slut dude. Go after some other chick and do it doggy style.

But for curiosities sake. How big?
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>>34953770
absoloutley fucking REKT
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>>34953886
post pics or thats a lie
you probably packing a 3 incher
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>>34953886
desu 5 inches is pretty average, not really your fault, but you still got rekt
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>>34953886
>mulato "its okay bae its not cheating if you cant feel it"
>they live happily ever after and have beautiful milkchocolate babies.
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>>34953770
>34953770
HOLY FUCK WHAT A SAVAGE
does this bitch hate you? i would fucking a kill a bitch and rape her to death if she told me that
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>>34953908
riight...
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>>34953886
Jesus Christ dude. You got fucked. Gotta go do them jelqs. Haven't you heard? The only gains women care about are dick gains
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>>34953886
>>34953770

Maybe she did all of this shit to you because you're a terrible human being.
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>>34953770
Oh man, I read it again, those are some serious burns.
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>>34953770
>fucking cant stare at her and just look down
i felt that bro
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>>34953686
red pill?
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>>34953927
Nah. What he did was pretty normal desu senpai m8
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>>34953886
Should have just killed her desu, imagine how good it would have felt to remove her from existence
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Holy fuck, I feel bad for laughing at you anon, but you should consider living your life as a gay male.

>>34953770
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>>34953955
Are you ready for a quest into a new understanding of the world?

>>34953956
It is quite normal actually, trp
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more fucked up stories /fit/ pls
>>34953770 this shit deserves a nobel price
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>>34954005
My body is ready
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>>34953770
This is fucking savage.

I've been an obese fat fuck but it never really got to me that bad because I have a big dick. You can pump iron all you want but it won't get you that there log between your legs.

Feels good knowing I literally never have to worry about this shit.
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>>34953686
We are all going to make it, bruh!
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>>34953886
lol 5 inches is tiny anything under 6 is small i am 7.5 you manlet
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>>34953770
>girlfriend of 2 years
>doesn't recognize him because he put on some muscle and got a haircut

yeah ok. still kek'd though
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>>34953487

>go to a new school as a 16-year-old skinny nerd
>there's that cute girl
> fall in love for the first time
>despite being a kissless virgin with no social skills she eventually becomes my gf one year later
>we both lose our v-cards together
>go to different unis, but in the same city so we stay together
>some years later we get married
>she treats me like a king and a god
>I eventually begin to lift because I want to be fit at least once in my life

I'm not even kidding.
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