The gym genie offers to give you one of the following bodies:
>10/10 body and face, solidly built, but sub-5'6" manlet
>5/10 body and face, kinda thin, 6'4"
>1/10 body and face, hamlord, average height, but blessed with endless wealth and a powerful family
The bodies can't be changed through exercise or surgery, so you can't choose to be a hamlord with plans to get fit and handsome.
Which do you choose? Explain your reasons.
probably the first since im already sub 5'6 anyway
10/10 body and face > height
First option.
Hamlord all day. Endless wealth = endless sex. Endless everything. Anyone who chooses otherwise is fucking stupid
>be 6'1"
>been fapping to midgets lately
Absolutely halal
Last one 100%
>>34949619
First.
Being fit and able is more important that height or riches.
Also, I'm 6'2 and already most shit is built too short/small for me (counters, tables, chairs, cars, clothes, etc). Being 6'4 would make that shit even worse.
There is no amount of money you could pay me to be a hamplanet for my whole life.
I'm currently 6'2" and 9/10 but I'd trade it all for option C.
>>34949619
1/10 rich fag and it's not even close.
I say that as a 6'5 manmore with a decent physique who likes money a lot. I remember having a shitty physique. It wasn't that bad. I remember being 5'10, albeit I was 12 at the time. It wasn't that bad.
Having tons of money appeals to me. Not a Jew but I sometimes wish I was. They're good with the money.
would trade my bod for Tiny's bod
>>34949619
>6'6" missing from chart.
>If your height isn't on this chart. You should probably consider suicide.
Welp. I have my answer.
>>34949672
>a 6'2 9/10er on /fit/
lel nice meme
>>34949668
>First
>>34949693
jealous nerd?
>10/10 body and face manlet
>become worlds best power bottom
one can dream
>>34949709
no just laughing if thats actually true
>>34949619
Anyone who chooses the first is literally retarded. Turbo manlet status is impossible to overcome, regardless of physique, income, anything. Look at fucking Dan Bilzerian. Rich, famous, bangs hot women. No one respects the fucking manlet. All they do is point out how goddamn short he is.
>>34949731
>using Dan Bilzerian as an example
You do realize his life is fabricated and everyone in his pics are paid actors right?
>>34949646
I was thinking this. Looking this good you can just move to an Asian country and be a literal God. Plus plenty of women shorter then you. My mates brother is short as fuck, possibly 5'6 and he isnt all that good looking.. Idk actually he has a beard and dreadlocks. He got so much pussy in Japan. Imagine if he was a Brad Pitt looking guy.
10/10 face beats everything except maybe money
>>34949802
Getting pussy in Japan is not challenging. All the women are uncontrollable nymphos.
>>34949619
6'4 no doubt
>>34949681
whatever happened to him?
>>34949802
im a good looking manlet and seriously considering hitting up japan or a thai place. Tons of cute slim girls who aren't americanized. Fuckin love that shit. Also love latinas.
>>34949619
first one by far.
good looks can take you far in life
I'm 5'10" with a 5/10 face and a 2/10 body (lard ass, changing 4 u fit)
>be hot but a little short
>become bartender while going to school
>ez pussy, money, life
>>34949619
1/10 body and face for certain. Physical beauty is the vanity of vanities -- at least with wealth I could enjoy the good things in life, as the Preacher sayeth to do.
>>34949974
hes a cool ass dude but of course /fit/ being the autists that they are scared him away from this board