Anyone had some decent social gains lately?
>Clerk girl at store smiles at me
>I ask "how you doin?"
>"Great, you?"
>"I'm okay"
>Pay and leave
>Go home and almost cry from joy
Alpha as fuck
Tfw that pic calls me a faggot every time :/
>>34945156
How?
>>34945206
>How?
>>34945118
i hate this fucking board
>>34945118
my type of guy
keep at it
>>34945118
Joey tribbiani please go
>Left my house today
jesus christ
>>34945244
DRUIDS
>>34945118
kill yourself normie
>>34945244
Is that... Is that Hulk Hogan?
>>34945118
mirin' those gains OP
>be me 2nd year med school
>talking to qt3.14 about exam I have to take tomorrow
>her "Good luck it wasn't that bad!"
>me "Y-you too"
>she doesn't have an exam
I just need to stop saying "you too" as a response god damnit
>>34945244
Fucking druids man they errywhere
>>34945244
There's more than one in the picture, I found 4 so far.
Did I find them all?
>>34945304
fucking kek never realized there was more than one
>>34945323
look closer at her drink
>>34945323
There's one in her glass. Look closely.
>>34945323
what's the one on the window supposed to be?
also one on the bottle
>>34945323
no
>>34945156
>he doesn't see it
I looked at a girl in the gym today as we were walking by each other, and she looked the other way like I was a DYEL faggot, which, to be fair, I am. Although surprisingly average looking girls are starting to talk to me more.
>>34945346
>bottle
meant drink
>>34945349
Was meant for
>>34945206
>>34945118
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>>34945323
Hair
>>34945385
liar tbqh
>>34945385
I don't see it
>>34945118
that label
>>34945118
>Checking out at whole foods(paycheck) with gf.
>Gf forgets something and runs to go get it.
>qt clerk smiles and starts making small talk
>says it looks like I eat really healthy
>I say "it's important to me"
>while looking at my arms she smiles and says "yeah, I can see that"
>qt clerk's face goes from bright eyed and a little flirty to dead-pan borderline bitchy resting face
>gf comes back with the spinach.
>we pay and leave
The clerk girl was one of those under educated cute hippy types with a 6/10 face but really good body.
My girl has a better face but not quite as good a body but 10/10 tits. That and she is a total warrior, mentally, and is sharp. So I'm not looking for anything at the moment.
Other than that, feels good.
It took me three and a half years to get to this point. 6'4" 295lbs weak and fat to 230lbs lean and strong.
>>34945118
What are social gains mate? You are acting like I ever talk to girls im interested in.
>>34945118
>Anyone had some decent social gains lately?
nope abandoned social life back in august, not sure when i'll return
start pinning 600mg of test every week
confidence through the roof and more secure in myself than ever
new bitch every night
>>34946078
Tell more pls
>>34945118
Had some decent gains today:
>walk out of grocery store after buying some stuff
>see qt looking at me
>look around
>look back at her
>still looking at me
>go home
>I see this girl who works at a coffee shop i visit alot
>always have a good coversation with her
>saw her yesterday waiting for her train
>she saw me and came to talk with me
>asked me if I wanted to hang because we both missed our train
>we went to eat somewhere and had a fun time
>she gave me her number and wanted to hang out again
Talked to her today and she wants to hang out soon. /fit/ we all going to make it.
>>34946078
more "alpha" in my behaviour
more secure when i talk to girls and also more dominant, like, instead of going "id like to see you on sunday if you want that is, so whatya say?" wich sounds whimpy as fuck i just go "meet me on sunday" or whatever, horrible example but it works
sex drive is through the roof
i dont know what more there is to tell, testosterone is the best thing ive ever put in my body
>>34946119
meant for
>>34946089
>>34946119
Nice race cars breh. Do you plan on blasting and cruise or just blast?
>look outside window
>sun is bright
>qt walking dog on sidewalk
>she looks my way
>I don't duck behind curtain
gonna make it bros
>>34946152
this is my first cycle and i got about 7 weeks left on the testosterone and 3 weeks left on the dbol, and ill probably just stick to regular cycles in the future, though next one will be alot longer than ~3 months, cus i fucking love this feeling
>freshman at uni
>sit down, girl sits next to me
>compliment her nice dress that has flowers on it
>convo ensues
>tfw this is a pr
today I'm going to ask a girl in one of my other classes that I talk to a lot and sometimes see outside of class if she wants to chill outside of class, and see if I can get her phone number. I can't deadlift 3pl8 tho, how can I make it?
>>34946213
>I can't deadlift 3pl8 tho, how can I make it?
You're not ready to talk to a girl outside of class if you can't deadlift at least 3plt8.
>>34945244
i see 3
>her glass
>her arm
>bottle on table
>only 3 months lifting
>already have qt submissive gf
t-thanks /fit/
100% true story from today
>have surgery May 2015
>go to clinic for physical therapy starting in june
>get cleared to starting lifting again in July
>recover old form, drop 10 lbs of fat while regaining strength
>go back to clinc today because of a cold
>bump into cute pt recpetionist
>says "heyyy anon wow you look great! glad to see you've really recovered!"
>y-you too
God damnit fit.
how are you all so fucking autistic and unable to function as human beings
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>I don't
>>34947901
>medical professional notes that you are functional again after having major surgery and physical therapy
>caughtyoumirin.png
Jesus christ this board is for the birds.
>>34947921
Can a man get any more alpha
>>34947927
Not a medical professional, the 21 y.o. college student doing reception
>talk with strangers and laugh with them
>actually have a good time
the last time this happened to me was years ago
fuck women, though, no patience for these bitches
>>34946158
>detect interest from girls I'm remotely attracted to
>just a little more gains and I'll finally be happy in my league to lose my virginity......right guys?
>>34945244
>>34945301
>>34945255
>>34945323
Newfag here, someone explain this meme
>>34947921
MGTOW
>>34947915
I was raised an only child by a mother who was not very bright. I have always had very few friends all my life.
I'm not ugly and I often get girls interested in me, but when they expect me to ask them out I always miss signs or behave awkwardly and come off as a retard.
>people walking fucking slowly as usual in the subway, meandering around like chimps and playing facebook games on their phones etc.
>running late, have to rush home and pick up gloves and shinpads and make it to training
>"Train toward Akalla in 1 minute", have to run down stairs and roller tracks
>well fuck
>jump stairs, attempt human land speed record, and these people who don't keep to the right? Yeah, fuck them.
>several shoves later, bowl over woman who actually looks something very close to OP's pic
>"What the fuck?! Watch it, asshole!", naturally
>must_scowl_harder.jpg
>while accelerating again: "I'm sorry, I didn't know this was YOUR train station! KEEP TO THE FUCKING RIGHT!"
>shove arm in between train doors at the last second so the sensors trigger and lever them open
>make it to training with a 2 minute margin
I'm such a nice guy.
>>34945118
>Saw hot girl standing next to me at bus stop
>Recognize her from school, even though we never really spoke
>Started a conversation out of the blue
>It actually went pretty well
>Not perfect since she has a habit of interrupting
>Didn't bother me one bit, and we got to know each other
This was huge for me. I'm probably gonna do it again if the opportunity arises, and I see a classmate from the last few years, since I only just left highschool and I live in the same area as them all.
>>34948682
Oh, and I forgot about the other one that happened recently.
>At a friend's party
>It's pretty small
>Only 3 people I haven't at least met before
>Go out of my way to talk to each of them
>One adds me on facebook after the party
>Another mentions to a mutual friend he thought I was pretty cool, and also really nice because I got his friend some water
Fucking amazing feeling, when you can actually get a convo going with some randoms.
Went grocery shopping and the cashier stumbled over her words and kept laughing awkwardly and when I was filling my cart I saw her biting her lips. She looked away right when I caught her eyes with mine while she was doing that and stared around until I proceeded with filling the cart.
Did I just make a grill go full spaghetti? Is this the sign of making it?
Nope
>Waiting for class
>Previous class in room is taking forever to leave
>Stare 8/10 directly in the eyes and say "Just get the fuck out. Am I right?"
>She cries and runs away
What did I do wrong /fit/?
Went to a nursing home to pick up a patient (I'm a medic). Patient was no big deal, so we weren't exactly rushing everything, so we were getting the nurses to make sure we had the patients med list and everything together. She walks in and looks at the cna next to her and says "wow he's strong, look at those arms!" it took all of my willpower not to "y-you too", I just smiled and said "you girls have a nice day" as I walked out with the patient. Fuk ye
>>34947921
Absolute madman
>>34947825
#4 is the best one
>>34948858
Sounds good to me, keep doing what you're doing. Dw about that bitch she was probably just bleeding from her vagina anyway
At the gym
>could I use the squat rack in between sets?
>No.
he looked at me with an interrogative expression...
>..w-why?
>because... this one was my last set!
removed weights, turned 360 degrees and walked away without looking back like the cool guys do when there's an explosion in hollywood movies
alpha as fuck
>>34947901
>100% true story from today
Why would anyone believe otherwise?
>>34945118
there's a starbucks next to my work. i go in early to miss traffic and get some morning reading in and i always leave to go home with a cup of coffee. most of the baristas know me and give me free coffee because fuck it, it takes like 5sec.
one in particular is super cute and is into my tattoos (inb4 degenerate). i always talk to her the most and she laughs at the stupid shit i say.
tonight:
>me: so stoked to go home and eat potatoes
>her: i love potatoes and beer.
>huh, carboloading for a marathon, huh?
theres a fucking irish pub across the street and if i wasnt such a sperg i wouldve asked her to grab a drink after her shift.
kill me. there's always tomorrow i guess.
>>34949193
>kill me. there's always tomorrow i guess.
Some chances happen just once. If you weren't a fag you'd have returned to that barista and asked her out.
But you rather post on a malaysian missin planes forum
Not going to make it with her
>>34945118
In the glass!!
>>34945323
To the left of her eye in her hair
>can hold conversations at random with strangers
>tinder game through the fucking roof to the point that I'm actively ignoring the boring women even if they might look good
>due for a promotion next month at work and the people in charge of it like me so I know I'm getting something good
Came a long way from the kid that didn't have birthdays because I had no friends.
>at work yesterday
>talking to some qt i always see but never talk
>manage to conversate with her for like 15 minutes
>>34948190
Are you me?
Only difference is I ask them out and then fuck it up a month in.
>>34945118
the last time a store clerk flirted with me i used a bunch of /fit/ pick up lines via text for the keks and she told me never to contact her again
>>34947921
SAVAGE
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>>34948720
Are you literally me? There were 5ish people I didn't know, and i was able ot have a pretty good conversation with most of them. Granted I was drunk, but I was able to carry the conversation and it was fun. And then I got my first real mire from a girl who complimented my forearms and was poking my bis
>been losing weight all year
>go to a /mu/ approved concert
>cute girl approaches me to dance
>got to touch her butt, make out a bit
>she gets pulled away by her friends at the end of the night
First time that has ever happened to me. Honestly, it was probably the drugs that really got me the action.
>>34949478
I remember reading the original review of that game.
Fuck I'm old.
>>34949980
Nice man. For me there were only 3 of 'em, so less of a challenge, but it still felt pretty awesome. Congratz on the mire, by the way.
>be me @ ur local community college, waiting for class to start, sitting at some chair
>random girl comes and sits next to me
>start a conversation that lasts for like 20 mins
>first time talking to a girl more than 1 min, not really awkward or bad as i thought it would be
>mfw i realize i might make it one day soon
>>34947825
There's one in both her eyes.
>>34950274
And in the back window on the right.
And on the left guy's face.
>>34945118
>>34945244
Red is confirmed druid.
Blue means I'm not 100%
