Tell me bros, are you gonna make it or nah
>>34935187
At least I'm going to die lean
I ate your dad's dick. So yeah. Faggot.
Yes. Chicken, brown rice, and a big spinach salad.
Forever on a cut
sad times
W-will i-i make it?
Cabbage. Motherfucking cabbage.
>>34935187
Protein shake with creatine, oats with honey, multivitamin and scrambled eggs.
Win
eggs + sausage + milk
maximum gains for life
Oats with Protein Lite+ Milk and half a scoop of choc whey
hmm
>>34935187
>scrambled eggs, hash browns, pork sausage, oatmeal.
Breakfast gainz for days.
Last meal was chicken jerky, low-fat string cheese, greek yogurt with fresh pineapple, and a peanut butter protein bar. I'll make it. I just won't enjoy it.
... Knockoff lucky charms...
Two days and it's already tearing up the top of my mouth. I'm screwed.
Steak with garlic aolie. Stupid diet.
>>34935187
FUCK! 2 peices of white bread
I don't know, you tell me
>>34935284
MAXIMUM KURWA
>>34935275
>aolie
*tut* americans
I suppose baba ganouj with corn tortillas has protein, carbs, vitamins... I suspect I'm missing a few amino acids though. I'll probably be dead in a year.
>>34935187
yoghurt, oats, banana, whey
yeah i'll make it, wouldn't like it though
>>34935187
>Black beans + brown rice + spinach + shrooms
>A cup of gazpacho
>Orange
Mfw unintentionally vegan 4 life
mfw green skin
mfw i don't even like shrooms
mfw would've eaten some canned tuna with olive oil but didn't feel as doing so
mfw not gonna make it
>>34935187
>oyster crackers
fuark i'm dead in a week
>>34935187
A life of pasta with chicken breasts.
I'd rather kill myself.
>>34935187
fucking burning with thousand suns mexican soup, fuck.
![wraps-mais[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/koBx5FJ.jpg "wraps-mais[1].jpg")
oh god yes
>>34935187
I love my life
>>34935187
>Protein bars
I'm Ok with this.
chicken ceasar salad made by my gf
i'll be ok
>>34935187
Tuna with siracha. I'm alright with this. Fucking love tuna
I had a 1/3rd lbs beef patty, 6 whole eggs, and black coffee
>>34935187
i ate an entire jar of dill pickles because i have a weakness for them.
i think id die pretty quick
>>34935187
It was Chicken shredded into a pile and an apple. I would make it but I would probably kill myself first.
>Chicken
>Rice
>Broccoli
>Some other mixed vegetables that were cooked with the chicken
>Siracha hotsauce
>coffee
Wow, I might actually do okay
>>34935395
all dat sodium
you'd gain tens of pounds of water weight then die
>>34935360
Damn that looks tasty. Burek, you say? I shall look up some recipies and make some for myself.
>pep n cheese pizza
Fuuark
>>34935187
A life of shakes feels ok man
300 grams banana
50g dates
330 ml orange jews
1avocado
1.5 scoops of whey
Think i could live like a year or maybe two before lack of iron, zinc, vitamins E and B12, and folic acid kill me.
Would feel full of energy with so much sugar tho.
rice, chicken, red peppers, onions, brocolli
>>34935395
You'll be dead in a couple of weeks. If diarrhea doesn't kill you in the next 4 days.
>>34935187
In and Out Cheesy fries
I think I'll make it
>>34935430
>1.5 scoop
Chicken, potato, pasta sauce
I like the peanut butter one better tho. So tasty.
Natural peanut butter and chocolate chips. Kill me now.
>>34935187
Beef and meatball pho. Fuck ya I'm going to make it
>>34935555
Also check 'em
>peanut kind bar and a date
fucking sugary man
i'm making thai curry right now, can that count?
YEAASSS! Quest Bar Peanut Butter Supreme. Fuck yeah. Mmmm. All day erry day.
>>34935555
Confirmed for making it
Pulled pork
rip
Frozen french fries and microwave meatballs. Fuck me. I wanted more calories cause I went for a run and hadn't eaten much and now I'm getting punished
THANK FUCK I ATE A CHIPS/SALSA AND A PROTEIN BAR
Strawberry banana coconut milk smoothie.
Fuck.
>>34935187
mini pizzas, im gonna be fine
Cheese quesadilla with black beans and rice.
I'm fine
>>34935187
Shit I just had pizza. Pretty ok with that if I can change flavor
Pulled chicken breast with bbq sauce. Could be worse.
>>34935187
Beans Peas and Rice
Well I guess I'll be mentioning that I'm a vegan every 45 seconds now.
>>34935364
>im so indoctrinated into fit memes I think eating anything but anything but a 100% micro satisfied diet will kill me in months
mc donalds buttermilk chicken sandwich with fries and an orange juice. Funny I have not been to mc donalds in months, but stopped while moving furniture. It was pretty good though.
>>34935847
mcdonalds is really bad
I went there for some nuggies and was dissipointed in the batter coated pieces of nothing I got
>>34935187
rice, eggs, chicken, broccoli, and peas
i think ill make it
>>34935187
Oats
>>34935284
>Solid
>>34935187
chicken gumbo
i'm going to make it
2 fried eggs, a piece of white bread, bowl of chicken salad, and half a leftover breakfast burrito.
5 guys cheeseburger, tomato lettuce onion mustard, Cajun fries.
I'll make it, but die young of heart disease
I don't think so..
>5 guys burgers and fries.
>double bacon cheeseburger
>1200 calories
>62 g protein
I'm okay with this.
>>34936125
Damn that looks good. I think Ima be dirty bulkin tonight boys. See you on the other side.
>>34935509
u wot m8
>>34935596
No.
>>34935555
witnessed
chicken katsu on rice, sushi rolls, and a side salad
not bad 7/10
>>34935187
lol chocolates... time to engage landwhale mode
I went to Flame Broiler
>grilled chicken
>rice
>green onions
>soy sauce
I think I'll be okay but it will get so boring
>>34936109
What's that m8? Looks good
1/2 cup oats boiled in water, 1 tbsp peanut butter, banana and 2 scoops whey. I think I'll make it.
>>34935187
KFC chicken, fries, dominos pizzas, spring rolls and cake. Eaten with a bunch of filipinos in a factory
I think so >>34935187
>poo in da loo
Seriously though buy some curry powder and season your chicken with it + add hot sauce , fucking delicious lads.
swedish meatballs with mashed potatoes.
I love those but I'm still feeling nauseous because I ate too damn much and this always happens when I make this dish to a point where I can only make it once a week to avoid getting sick. So it would probably kill.
An entire fucking bag of the Haribo licorice shit
I'm not gonna make it
through the day
Dry roasted edamame with wasabi.
I'll make it
>roasted chicken breast with potatoes, home made
I'm happy.
>>34936250
enjoy your gyno
Will I make it?
Kebab
Subway 6inch Steak & Cheese with lettuce,spinach,hot peppers, onions and mustard. I didn't like it today couldn't est it forever.
Head in Oven x failure
salmon and asparagus
ill probably kill myself
>>34935187
Peanuts and a banana
>>34935187
Rice, black beans, chicken and sweet potato. Please I can't take it anymore. I'm almost puking from eating this shit at every fucking lunch and dinner for months now.
>>34935187
Sausage and Egg McMuffin and a Large flat white, no sugar.
>creatine and a glass of water
Looks like I'm gonna make it.
>>34935187
Mint choclate whey...fuck i dont like sweets forreal
>>34936227
i dont want my house to smell like the elephant encampment at bush gardens thanks.
Meatlovers pizza, loads of ground beef and cheese.
IM GONNA MAKE IT
>>34936109
Mackerel sashimi?
Or is that herring, sardine or some Scandanavian-esque fish dish?
>>34936109
Fuck rollmop for life, I'd rather eat pocket lint
>>34936495
Not that guy but how can you not like the smell of curry?
Granted it smells like shit sweating out of someone's pores, but whilst cooking it makes me salivate.
>>34935427
Underrated post
>>34936358
Stay out of Paris
Tuna, mayo and a sliced avocado on whole wheat bread. So fucking good
fucking whole grain wheat thins
>Focaccia with cod caviar and goat cheese
One day I may.
>>34935187
>150g chicken
>180g of white fish
>150g sweet potato
>200g broccoli
>40g oats
>sauce
>water
think i'll survive
>>34935187
>KFC
Oh god please no, nastiest shit I have ever eat.
>maltesers
:^) :^( :^)
>oatmeal raisin cookie
I'm fucked
>>34935187
Fuck yeah. I just ate a can of beans with 3 eggs 4 slices of bacon and some cheese. All I need
>>34936243
I love it too. It is a really filling combo though plus there is a shit ton of fat that makes me just want to lay down.
>>34935187
Damnit /fit/
A man can't live on pussy alone!
>>34935187
1lb sirloin in wine sauce with farmer's salad (kale, plus mixed veggies and a fried egg), plus glass of water and glass of red wine.
>mfw everything went better than expected.
banana muffins
tuna footlong from Subway. I'm definitely gonna make it.
OATS? its all i eat any way it seems cuz poor bulkfag so nothing changes s.m.h.
i ate a shit ton of grilled chicken/fried rice/noodles/veggies/shrooms/egg drop soup/salad from the gook place across the street
heart attack never tasted so good.
>>34935187
Chicken, tandoori rice, and broccoli. I'm ok with dis. ^_^
>>34935187
Dicks :(
fried chicken, onions and peppers with raw spinach leaves, diced tomato and avocado. seasoned with curry powder and basil. plus coffee afterwards.
sounds like im goign to be eating my favorite meal for life. living the dream.
>>34937093
am i allowed to add rice to bulk though?
Fuck yeah.
>>34936125
>62g
you foolin' me nigga?
zaxby's grilled chicken salad with cranberry juice
> the south shall rise again
>>34935187
Chicken, broccoli, sweet potato, and peanut butter.
my my gains RIP
>>34935187
>tuna and lemon
Yes, I will.
>>34935187
a moes homewrecker burrito? im good with that
Depends on who you ask, I suppose
>>34935187
pbutter 48% proteïne, pretty sure ill make ut.
>>34935187
I just had some baked chicken topped with sundried tomato with a bowl of spinach.
T bh, not bad, but there's virtually no carbs so I guess I'd be perma-cutting.
>>34935246
Ah, a cheeky sausage/milkybar combo.
Chipotle doritos and cherry cordial hershey kisses.
Im fucked
>>34937159
soylent faggot h8s gains
>>34937138
Steak nachos from Moe's with rice, beans, and plenty of veggies. I think I'll be ok.
>>34935187
3mg of melatonin..... FUCK!
>>34935187
A quest bar and my vitamins - idk, it would be interesting to see what happens in the long run.
>>34935187
200g spaguetthi
240g turkey
uhm
an 8 dollar chicken burito
life is good
>>34935187
Mackerel, good brotons
>>34935187
Pizza motherfucker.
Pan-fried potatoes, mushroom omelet, coleslaw and a glass of coke.
>>34935187
Boston Market chicken pot pie. Too much fat/carbs, not enough chicken.
>>34935187
Chicken, almonds, brown rice mixed together. I'm gonna make it.
>>34935187
>chocolate flavoured whey shake
I guess it's time to let it flow
>>34935187
Kangaroo meatballs in tomato herbed sauce and pasta with heap of parmesan.
Shit was casj
>>34937242
How so? Contains a fair amount of protien for the calories. I plan to bulk on 6 bottles a day; 2400 calories, 120g protein, all the micronutrients I need.
>>34935187
Brisket tacos with avocado, onions, chile habanero, and a glass of Coke Zero. Ended with a glass of Metamucil.
>You tell me
>>34935187
Protein smoothie. I might make it but I'll be too busy shitting to show off my gainz in public.
>>34937732
How poor are you lel
>>34935187
Ground beef and eggs? Holy fuck. Keto, here I come.
>>34935187
>korean sweet double fried wings
I don't think I'm gonna make it, boys.
>>34935406
Everyone in the Balkans makes this shit, it's god-tier.
>>34935209
i would actually love to see how long you could sustain yourself eating only berries
d00t d00t
>>34935187
>Grapes
I don't even like grapes that much, fuck.
Julia Child's beef bourguignon over roast fingerling potatoes. I got this.
Ham and Greek yogurt.
Eternal cut. Scurvy inbound.
>>34935187
>Nerds
I'm gonna die with a rotten mouth!
fucking apple taquitos god dammit
>>34935187
Serloin and shrimp.
I can make it but I might go broke
>>34935187
Okay.
Potatoes,green beans, lentils and mushrooms
looks like im making it baby
Lentil and barley stew with carrots, onions and sweet potatoes, with a protein shake to drink.
It was delicious and I am going to fucking make it. Fucking a.
>>34935187
Ben and Jerrys Half Baked.
Guess I'm bulking for the rest of my life.
Chopped chicken breast brushed with sriracha.
Fuckin' makin' it.
Chicken satay and pineapple fried rice with vegetables.
>>34938241
>eating only chicken the rest of your life
looks like you're dead pretty soon son. shoulda ate it with some veggies.
>Venison Barbeque sandwiches with carrots and potatoes cooked like a stew
Idk I wouldn't mind it taste-wise that's for sure.
What do you guys think?
Chicken wings, new castle microwave sliders, grilled pepperoni pizza melt, and greek yogurt - sliced banana - muscle milk (french vanilla) - with added whole milk and chia seed w/all natural raw honey for sweetener.
Jesus christ writing this out like a diary really puts it in perspective how i've gorged. Gonna have to kill it tomorrow for chest day.
Pop tarts, and a protein shake
Fuckin powerliftin diet, coming right up
Rice with chicken.
Just kill me already
Sauteed salmon meat balls with pasta and red sauce. Not bad but I'd die of mercury poisoning eventually.
>>34935187
sirloin, big bowl of spinich, fried onions
>>34935509
>>34936125
>>34935187
>3 wendy's double stacks with the bread removed and stacked on top of each other.
living the meme boys
>>34938577
>Mercury
>Salmon
I was under the impression freshwater fish had less mercury?
>>34935187
Pussy.
Am I fucked?
>>34935187
Hoisin chicken stir-fry nigga
I'm good.
>apples
well i might get lean af
>>34936513
>Mackerel sashimi?
Fucking pickled herring...gross
I'd kill for a life of mackrel nigiri
>>34935187
Delicious home made chicken soup
im good senpai
French bread, milk, an energy drink, a chicken breast with hot sauce, and water
Maybe
>>34938691
oats scrambled eggs flax and a banana.
I think I'll survive
A french dip and fairlife chocolate milk.
>mfw
>Pizza
>Easy to make
>endless kinds and varieties, can make match my dietary needs
>endlessly customizable with varying fruits, veggies, and meats
>ubiquitous
life is good
>my captcha was a pizza
>>34935187
Chocolate chip coookies...
FUUUUUUUUUUU
>>34938394
Iktf bro
Just had chicken breast with broccoli and brown rice
>>34935187
>doritos and beer
well it was nice while it lasted
i had 2 slices of pizza to finish off my macros.
looks like im gonna be fat
>>34935187
peanut butter and banana sandwhich
>>34935187
whole grain bagel with peanut butter and banana?
guess im ok
>>34935187
Black beans, medley rice, salsa, four eggs, one cup of milk, and a bowl of grapes. I am okay with this.
>>34937082
Fuaaaark, I actually tried fried tiger cock once in China, it was in a back door underground foodie club where they are endangered species among other hard to get animals and circlejerked about how amazing it was.
Goddamn that cock was tasty
>I give it 4.5/5, would eat again
>>no homo
>>34939529
That's pretty fucked up. Are you sure it was the real thing?
Quest bar, my shits will be glorious
>Sauerkraut
>>34935187
holy fuck yes i am, and it is going to be delicious
literally my favorite cutting food is what i had last.
basically just a bunless lamburger where you render out almost all of the fat, use lettuce instead of bun, raw onion, pickled jalapeno, mustard, cooked mushroom and onion (in the same pan as burger, once you render all the fat out and dump it - sometimes with garlic), tomato, ketchup, raw jalapeno, & pickle
also mix up black pepper, cayenne, jalapeno, onion, lime juice (just a few drops) and garlic into the meat.
no cheese or mayo or avocado for the low calorie..
all said and done its under 300 kcal if you render the fat, and only about 375 if you don't (Assuming you use 4 oz meat)
if you add cheese, wasabi mayo, and a bun, its well over 500 (i am recovering obese so permacut mode)
>>34939573
its funny, because eating nothing but sauerkraut will send you directly to auschwitz (mode)
Scallion pancakes and some booze.
Guess I'm doomed to be fat, greasy, and drunk for the rest of my life.
>>34938794
Yeah but if I eat 250grams of salmon 4 times a day for the rest of my life I'm still gunna get mercury poisoning. Maybe less so than tuna, but still enough to make me autistic.
Fuck yes
>>34937325
I don't think so m80
If we look at the cost of the burrito which is $8 and assume you're eating 3 times a day we get 8x*3, where x= number of burritos per sitting for simplicity's sake we'll assume x=1
That brings us to 8*3=24, that's $24 a day spent on food. It might not seem like much but let's keep going.
Next we take 24*7=168, this means you are spending 168 dollars a week, then we times that by 4 and get 672. Now we take 672 and multiply that by 12 and we get 8064.
This all means you would be spending at least 8k a year on chicken burritos. This is all assuming you only eat one burrito per meal and if you're bulking that simply can't be the case. For a bulking sized portion every meal you are looking at around 24 thousand dollars a year.
So no, anon
>>you are not good
Turkey and cheese sammich with a lil cup of sour cream and onion chips and diet barqs root beer
Turkey n cheese is great but I don't think i could eat it for every meal
hard boiled eggs on the other hand... i could live off those lil fuckers
>>34939542
Yeah bud, I saw the dead tiger body they had too. That night I also tried many different kinds of animal genetals and most were deli shush.
Looks like I'm bulking for the rest of my life
>>34938577
You would probs die of scurvy or some other deficiency first. Mercury poisoning takes many years at such low doses.
Not bad. My mother's albondigas soup.
Like this, but with added zucchini.
>>34939669
I took Spanish level 1 in college.
Meatball is the only word I remember how to say from that class years ago
Lentils, cornbread, and some sunny side up eggs. I'm in the clear no matter how you look at it.
>>34935187
popsicle sticks
welp im fucked.
>>34935187
Ground beef+ pasta+ black beans+ kidney beans+ bacon+ peppers+ tomatoes+ tomato sauce. I'd be cool with eating it forever (and might even be able to survive indefinitely on it, I can't think of anything vital that is missing) as long as I was allowed to not let it get burnt on the edges next time I made it.
>>34939694
Why the fuck are you eating popsicle sticks?
U trying to achieve beaver mode?
>>34939668
>implying I don't take vitamins
Red sauce also has a decent amount of vitamin c as well
>>34935187
Pic related with peanut butter and unsweetened almond milk. Not even mad
>>34935187
Barramundi, spinach rice pilaf, and broccoli
>>34936570
Eternal rewards for you
OATS + MILK
FUCK YEA
>>34939616
what is that? it looks delicious
I had a chicken ceaser pita with liberal toppings. And water.
I might actually not die. I'd just get very bored.
Apple and beetroot juice with ginger.
I will potentially live forever.
>>34935187
I ate kalbi. I'm going to turn Korean.
>>34939753
New mobile wallpaper.
Thanks anon.
>>34935187
I think I ate cereal
fuck
a fucking chicken and mushroom pot noodle
Buttered watermelon and salami dipped in greek yoghurt
>>34939694
You're still fairly fucked even outside of this imaginary scenario, because you are a grown man who was eating popsicle sticks.
>>34935187
Chicken with Salad and garlic bread
Thank god theres some garlic bread.
>>34939872
40-80cals per
>not eating popsicles
>>34939842
lol what the fuck that sounds like garbage food my dude
>Ham and cheese sub
why
>>34935187
Don't have it anymore so can't take a pic, but I ate a homemade pizza that ended up being 74g carbs, 76g fat, 143g protein, 13g fiber. I think I'm good actually. I even took a fish oil cap and multivit halfway through it, so technically same meal. Pretty sure I could survive on that specific meal forever and make mad gains.
salmon. sweet potato. avocado. I will make it my brehs.
A tab of acid.
Am I going to make it bros?
>>34939880
He said popsicle sticks, not popsicles.
>>34939888
What was on the pizza for that protein trips man? I need that recipe.
>stir-fried bok choy and beef flank in oyster sauce with rice
I guess I won't have to worry about scurvy, at least. All those glucosinolates might kind of kick my teeth in, though.
>>34939716
I don't think you're allowed to take vitamins unless you ate them with your last meal. Idk tho I'm not the rule master of this imaginary conundrum. If you can't take vitamins I imagine you would die pretty quickly, hard to imagine that 3 food items would cover all the essentials.
Lasagna.. I'll be fat for life
>>34939918
>stir-fried bok choy and beef flank
muh nigga
>>34939923
Just rock the Garfield aesthetic.
>>34935187
OATZ
fried chicken cutlets on whole grain with provolone mayo and sweet relish.. itll work
Pasta with mussels, anchovies, olives, mushrooms, spinach and peppers.
I think I'm gonna be ok. Fat, but ok.
>>34939768
A bunch of stuff
>>34935187
Protein shake count as eating? lol
1 scoop ON powder, 2 eggs, 1 tbsp peanut butter and 1 tbsp of raw honey. had it with the necessary supplements
I'm gonna make it guys
burger king whopper dipped in whataburger spicy ketchup
>>34935187
>peanuts
or if we don't count snack
>yoghurt quark
800CALS AND 70g PROTONS
I'¨m goot breh
Rice with Herbs, Chicken with Salsa and a salad on the side with iced water
>gonna make it
>>34939915
1. Mixed 100g oats+3 eggs for+100ml milk+15g flaxseed for the base. The milk isn't necessary, but makes it easier to spread on the cooking utensil later. The flaxseed I just added for fiber, it's not necessary either. The basic idea is oats+eggs instead of bread. You can add salt to this mix to taste, I don't.
2. Toss a drop of olive oil on an oven-ready utensil, dab it all over it. Spread the mix in here.
3. Preheat over to 180c
4. Saute whatever toppings you want in a pan. I diced a ~300g chicken breast, some shrooms, onion and other assorted veggies (they do fuck-all for the calories, so go nuts)
5. Go back to the "bread" part. Toss a bit of sriracha or mustard or whatever sauce of your choice on it (gonna have to be only a little though, you'll have to ratio this yourself).
6. Spread cheese on it. I used pasta filata, about 150g. Slices or shredded, both work. I used about 100g to cover the entire surface and save 50g for later.
7. Spread toppings on top of cheese, spread the rest of the cheese on top of toppings.
8. Put in oven for 10min for the cheese to melt and the oat+egg mix to cook.
9. Eat.
Takes ~20min total and half of it is waiting.
Fuck, protein shakes for life it is then, if only I opened this thread 30 minutes later then it'd probably be stir fry.
>>34940090
3 is supposed to be "preheat OVEN to 180c"
Home made pizza. Bye gains
