>"Oh, what's that, you're doing lowbar "squats" with 405 lbs, or as we Olympic Weight-Lifting gentlesirs prefer to call them: Good-mornings with 180 kilograms?"
>"Itis quite the sight, now please observe as I work up to my one-rep max of a mindblowing sixty kilograms"
>"Oh no good sir, I am in no way "DYEL", for these are actual full squats"
>"Quite indeed good sir; I not only break parallell, but I also abhor the use of crutches like belts and knee sleeves"
>"By this virtue alone, I am stronger than you, for you see, no mindless cretin "power-lifter" can aspire to lift weight as cumbersome as this with equally flawless technique - You quite simply do not have the mental fortitude, as evidenced by you seeking the path of least resistance with your ridiculous "squats", which barely hit parallell"
your trying too hard
>>34911530
>do power cleans instead of barbell rows, trust me I lift olympically
>You see, one such as I, who trains the Big Three, (and The Press, lest we forget) is referred to as a Power-Lifter
>No, I do not compete
>clips on warmup sets
>>34911530
>Cardio is for pussys. A real man should squat
>would you like to accompany me in some decline bench press?
>>34911530
>some autistic dude actually saved a bunch of pictures of faggots in fedoras just to make this shitty thread
I bet it's the same person who frequents the >tfw no gf threads
>The Press
>>34912480
>sophisticated satire intimidates me
>my fedora folder is small much like myself
>>34912438
Fuck you i love ozïl
>weighted dips
>I don't lift for girls.
>Calories in, calories out.
>Dildos in, dildos out.
>meme roller
>Power cleans require a coach to perform.
>>34912701
>not özil
>>34913694
there it is
>I wipe my ass
>OHP? You mean the press?
>cold showers
Bumpedora
