seeing guys try to hook up with woman at the gym..what in your dumb head thinks that's a good idea?
Sometimes it works. Worked for me. Got a great gym bunny sex story
>>34900447
do tell
>I'm a loser and can't deal with Chads hitting on my qts
>I fucking claimed them you REEEEEE
So it's one of those threads eh
>what in your dumb head thinks that's a good idea
Blood. Lots of it.
>>34900567
>this strawmanning
>>34900600
Stop being a loser OP.
>>34900627
I'm not OP, I just happen to be socially adequate and realise bothering lasses trying to go through their session is creepyand thirsty as fuck
In my experience, shit like this never works.
>the people who talk for 30 minutes straight just standing there
I don't understand that shit.
>>34900650
this. saw a guy bothering a cardiobunny last night and you could tell she was uncomfortable. like seriously girls dont go to the gym to be hit on, sure they might appreciate being looked at but they dont go to find a date..
>>34900650
>OP calling guys that approach women dumb
>bypass this
>thinking that hitting on women is creepy, thirsty and not socially adequate
>'lasses'
Okay you're either a troll or a kissless handholdless virgin. Which one is it?
>>34900683
>like seriously girls dont go to the gym to be hit on, sure they might appreciate being looked at but they dont go to find a date..
>girls
>not wanting to be hit on every waking minute
LOL
No wonder /fit/ is full of betas
>>34900506
>At the gym at 3 am since I'm third shift
>Some gym bunny comes in. Blonde, tall. Anak tits but taut and tight body. Beautiful ass.
>She waves at me, I wave back
>There's this room in the gym where you can run pre recorded classes and follow along
>After a bit she asks if I would do one with her
>Weird but sure.
>We do a whole kettle bell class together
>Asks me to help stretch her out
>Do so but have trouble not getting aroused
>Long story short she starts sucking
>End up pounding her hard against the mirror wall
>Empty inside of her after she said it was okay
>"How's that for cardio?"
>Terrible fucking line but she was covered in sweat and looking amazing
We were fuck buddies for a while before I got banned from the gym.
If you're a sadcunt you can still try online dating.
>>34900362
One of my bros had a women legit walk up to him and ask him out because of his physique. Too bad he was a Manlet
I thought about doing this
Then I saw a girl literally going away from me because of my smell
I smell really terrible, even while using tons of desodorant
That sucks because I have an OK face and dem newbie gains, girls notice me but I know it would never work
Also, they never stop using their smartphones
>>34900719
>before I got banned from the gym
>>34900737
>friend making it so past humanity that a woman actually asks him out
>you still feel the need to criticize him about something out of your own insecurity and envy
What a friend you are.
>>34900719
Do you live inside a fucking porno?
I am jelly btw
>>34900749
Another story. Long and the short of it was I got into a fight with a trainer because he was mean to an elderly woman and made her cry. He did this with all his clients.
>>34900586
underbaked bread.
>>34900719
H-how exactly did you get banned?
>>34900757
I wish. Then I wouldn't have fallen in love with her and ruined it. Blunder.
my one friend who is on my canada's national wrestling team, tells me that he can pick up girls at the gym easily.
>>34900719
>Do so but have trouble not getting aroused
>Long story short she starts sucking
why cut out the best part?
>>34900790
Use your imagination, fruit cake. Basically she noticed, started rubbing herself on me then dropped all pretense and got on her knees. No gag reflex.
>>34900864
d-do you have a big p-penis?
>>34900362
Women who go to the gym are literally horny as fuck.
Its a good place bro.
>>34900874
Big enough?
This may have been a mistake..
>>34900864
Why did you fall in love, though? It's obvious she's a slut, and they hate it when men stop treating them as such.
>>34900929
We hung out besides fucking and she really got me on a different level. It was fun to be around her and she made me happy. But you're right though, she wasn't looking for anything, just to be deep dicked. It really wasn't a great feel.
>>34900891
>Big enough
what does that mean
>>34900757
yeah it's almost like the story is TOO good to be true
>>34900985
im this guy>>34900779
one time he came to workout with me at my gym to workout with me and help me with my stretching and shit
he ended up finding a this 35 year rold milf and fucking her, he left before i finished warming up
>>34900973
Why do I need to spell this out for you. I even commented on her lack of a gag reflex. The dick goes far enough.
>>34900985
Really is. Best and worse thing to ever happen to me but she turned out to be a heart breaking gainz goblin because once she was gone I put on 15 lbs of shame fat.
>>34901035
Gag reflex is at the end of the teeth, you don't need to reach half her esophagus.
I can make my gf gag with my 14 cm benis.
>>34901081
Oh.
Well that'd explain my implied length regardless as I thought it was the back of the throat.
Brehs help, there's this perfect hi test qt who lifts at my gym, she makes me diamonds every time i see her. I want to approach her, but I don't know how to do it without my raging boner ruining everything that we don't even have
>>34901790
wait, you actually get a boner at the gym?
when I see a hottie in yoga pants I am definitely interested but I don't get a boner
>>34900362
Did it twice. Both times spoke with them for an hour and we exchanged phone numbers afterwards. Keep looking
>>34900702
I hope this is bait
Both of my brothers and one of my friends met gfs at the gym. One is married now.
I-i just don't want to, that's why I haven't.
>>34902038
But OP said that shouldn't happen!
