>Wont be able to train for a few weeks because I am having rhinoplasty/alarplasty to get dat aesthetic nose
How do I not lose gainz?
>>34894634
You used to lift with your nose?
>>34894770
I kind of need it to breathe... Doc says he wont allow lifting as it might open the stitches and then choke on my own blood or whatever the fuck.
Also I refuse to go outside with a cast on my face
>>34894792
For how long Mr jew fit?
>>34894770
>lifting after surgery when you're sky high on percocet
>>34894810
6-10 weeks
I also have a deviated septum and a fucked up nose to begin with because boxing.
How much do you pay for one those anon?
>>34894792
Nose cast looks cool imo desu
Left has character, right looks like a little faggot
>inb4 jew
>>34894832
Fuarrrrrk, it's probably less time, could just do static work, or walk.
>>34894792
>I kind of need it to breathe
You have a mouth too
>Doc says
Doc doesn't want to be sued
>I refuse to go outside
So you've already made your choice, you little faggot. You can afford not to go to work/classes/whatever for few weeks? Are you a NEET with jew parents?
https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/wiki/kb/recommended_routine
>>34894917
in between jobs, literally put in my two week notice already and scheduled my shit a week after i leave the other job
By february or so the new job will be waiting for me
You need to eat FUCK ton. You'll obviously lose some muscle but try to gain fat, that way you'll get it back faster
>>34894634
1 month won't ruin you too much, desu. Just don't lounge in bed all ay every day. You could probably start light lifting activities from 2 weeks.
>>34894792
Why not go to a different country if you're afraid of people seeing you? I've got a nose job booked for February 2016 in thailand.
>>34895169
>desu
Not sure how that got there, was meant to be 'desu'
Do some babby shit at home with dumbells and eat a fuckload.
>surgery
I've considered it but if some poor woman decides to have my children I want her to know that her kids are going to have the nose of the slavic man.
i have a pretty big jew nose, can you give details on how you're getting yours done?
like where you are and how much it costs etc
>>34895186
hahaha
>>34895186
LOL
>>34894832
it's not that long, about a month or so
>>34894634
Not going to make it
>>34894634
My nose is so big that every once in a while somebody asks if I'm Jewish.
I'm not, but at least I can go "OY VEYYY, REMEMBER THE SIX MILLION" without suspicion.
>>34894832
OP you better buy your kids a nose job if they need it too. or else it'll just look like your wife fucked a rabbi
>>34894634
breh don't get botched i hear it happens so often theres a show called botched lmfao
>>34895186
Stop using niggertwitter speak faggot
Serves you right
how much of a hassle would it be if i just want to fix one side of my nose? had a twitching thing i'd do years back and one side is round compared to the other straight side. might be somewhat of a nervous twitch too
>>34895186
haha fuck you nigger
My nose has to repaired too, god damn it im so afraid of losing my gains.
>>34900063
>>34894917
>https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/wiki/kb/recommended_routine
>Getting a nose job for aesthetics
Mine is just like OP's left and nobody gives a shit, especially not women. Think of all the bulky Romans that had huge schnozes, you think they ever let it stop them?
>>34894634
this nose looks fucking jewish
>>34895186
>tfw have a good nose but my irresponsible teenage years ruined it with constant pimple popping
>Not being born with the perfect aesthetic nose
Crookedfags still exist in 2015 kek
>>34901904
How would that effect the shape of your nose?
>>34903205
Its all bumpy and scarred now
>getting a nose job to look more beta
>>34894792
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
tfw have a fetish for girls with big noses
>>34894792
IF WE TAKE OFF THE MASK, WOULD YOU DIE?
>>34903363
Me too and trannies
Thats why I love bailey jay.
>>34895186
What the fuck? baka... this board is fucked up, I actually meant to type desu (to be honest)
>nosejob
Jew pls go
>>34894634
It's going to be more like a few days, eat enough and you will be fine.
>>34894792
>>34903385
You're pretty big
what about juice diet?
>>34894864
kinda agree, right looks like a nose everyone in the media has nowadays. left just looks like the average person you see walking out of a synagogue
>>34894634
he hsould have just made his nose a bit straighter, not tilted up like that. Fuck's sake
>>34894634
just lift you pussy, I never got surgery done because I'm not a faggot but I once broke my nasal bone and went lifting like lifting like nothing happened
>>34894634
doc here
2 weeks rest, can do light cardio after that
4 weeks can start light lifting
6 weeks back to normal
your doc will double these times, doesn't want any risk
>>34895186
rekt desu senpai
It's just a month, first week will be hard to eat some solids, at least i had trouble and i had to take some shakes.
>>34908367
desu senpai I usually half the docs time all the time, and usually im more than fine. Also im getting a rhinoplasty aswell since got my nose crooked by fight, such is life of slav.
>>34894634
Oy vey!
>>34894634
trick question.
since you're obviously jewish, you weren't athletic to begin with. nice try though.
I really want one
The results can be pretty fucking dramatic
I'm planning on getting a rhinoplasty, too.
Problem is my shit's fucked.
I've got fucking thick nasal bones with a large nasal hump and a bulbous tip. I'm scared, what if it turns out shit?
I'm tired of even my FRIENDS saying I have a nigger nose/big nose/ugly nose.
;-; wat do
>>34909642
show pic pls a nigga nose don't have to be ugly
>>34894792
I'm having this done in less than 6 months. Getting a physical or opinion first, from what I've read you only are on the low-low for the first few days, then more mobile for the next 7. You probaly can start in-home calistenics after 10 days. Getting back into it shouldn't be a problem after your push-up sit-up routine.
>>34909642
If it turns out shit then you just have another one silly
>>34910635
Recovery time for rhinoplasties can be as long as 9-12 months. Albeit that's for swelling, but it should be noted that until ALL the swelling has gone away you won't know 100% what your nose finally looks like.
And if I don't like it I have to go about and scrounge up several thousand more dollars and get corrective surgery AGAIN which only to wait another year or so just to be able to find out if I'm worse or better. if better, I still won't be as good as I ever will be and if worse then it's all just fucked from there.
>>34894792
Im getting mine done because I am a Filipino male and want to be aesthetically pleasing based on both Eastern and Western ideals...
Problem is I wont be able to play contact sports anymore
>>34910957
don't do it your nose looks fine flat and broad is best nose
>>34910957
Rhinoplasties on asians with your type of nose never, ever look good
>>34911830
>>34912077
I spoke with the doctor and they are saying if we are doing a rhinoplasty we will do this thing called "alarplasty" which is like making my nose thinner. So its a complete overhaul. I wanna have an alpha as fuck nose like >>34903313
Even anaface agrees that my nose is too broad compared to the rest of my face and that is when I was bulking! So now I am cutting, my nose will look broader than usual.
>>34909538
Damn dude, she went up from being a 4/10 to an 8/10
>>34895186
desu desu
>>34909538
This isn't just her nose though. There's a lot of good lighting, and her skin tone even seems completely different.
Much better camera, as well.
>>34917256
But you can clearly see her nose was a fucking atrocity before
>>34917359
You can, her nose was shitty before, and it looks much better now, but her looking so much better in the second one isn't just her nose causing that.
>>34917472
Oh please
It's absolutely the nose
If anything the camera in the after picture is shittier quality and the lighting in either picture is hard enough to cause a significant change
>>34917523
But it's not at all, her skin tone is much better in the second one, she looks pasty in the first. And it's pretty obvious that the lens size is different in the different pictures, her face is a completely different shape in both.
A camera shot emphasising her nose is kind of an unfair example to use though, don't you think?
>>34917555
But they're all gona emphasize her nose they're before and after pictures
>>34917555
Her face looks different because it is slightly raised and she's smilling in the second one
>>34917563
That's true to some degree, the nose is the most obvious change, but the angle in the first one is pretty much directly angled to make her nose look particularly bad.
>>34917574
And the smile does make a lot of difference, I agree, but you have to admit the camera is at least clearer in the second one, and her skin is different.
