stupid fucking teenage kids talking and laughing loudly while I'm trying to concentrate squatting. I felt like grabbing those little scrawny faggots and throwing them across the gym floor.
I couldn't squat as much as I wanted to because of these little fuckheads. It's not even New Years yet.
>what are earbuds
>>34870531
I had earbuds and I had the volume to the max and I could still hear those fuckwits.
>>34870497
>I couldn't squat as much as I wanted to because of these little fuckheads.
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>>34870573
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>>34870497
I've been in a similar situation OP. Here's what you do.
Go up to the biggest baddest looking teenage kid. Grab him by the collar and say "You think you're tough kid? You ain't hard you bitchmade candy ass disney pussies. You wanna do something?? Fuckin' do it. I want you to do something SOOOO fucking bad. I fucking know you want to, so fuckin' do it. Where ya at WALL-E?? Not gonna do anything? That's what the fuck I thought. And that goes for the rest of ya. I could smell the fucking disney on you when I walked into the gym. If I see any of your aladdin lookin' asses in my gym while I'm here again I will fucking END YOU. END. YOU." Lol they'll probably shit themselves because they've never had anyone talk to them like that. I can recognize disney pussies and they ain't hard. They ain't shit. Good luck OP.
>>34870581
I wanted to do that but knowing how pussified today's society is that probably would have cost me my gym membership.
>>34870497
>while I'm trying to concentrate squatting.
How much were you trying to squat?
Did you have to put it down on the safeties?
>>34870497
>I have to have 100% concentration to lift weights
>>34870992
>I don't have to concentrate on squats
>>34870581
top cringe lel
internet tough guys are the worst
>>34871418
lol you can run your smart mouth all you want while we're on the Internet but if we were standing next to each other, and Big P was with me, your tune would change. Tune would be a little more respectful. Or else it wouldn't end well for you.
>>34871449
oh, it's you
tell big P I've been packing a 9mm ever since he crushed my chest while i waa benching with 3pl8 and sucked my dick while I was stuck under the bar
no homo
>>34870581
This week on "Things That Have Never Happened"
>>34871657
oh boy Big P is gonna have some fun with this one!
>>34871735
Oh no not Big P! My anus still hasn't recovered from last time!
>>34870581
>>34870497
Dont tip it too hard, it could fall off
>>34870497
>about to pull close to my 1RM on deadlifts
>trying to go for 2 or 3 reps
>gym is packed with 18 yo kids because start of school year at uni
>some kid hesitates for 30 seconds if he'll walk in front of my loaded barbell
>i tell him to go forth or move in a calm voice
>he hesitantly walks 4 inches away infront
>looks me in the eye as I deadlift 4pl8 for 3 reps
>try not to smash the kid's foot as i put it down
>"d-do you need that 45 pound plate anon"
>points at the barbell i just got done lifting
>>34872948
>>34873966
Big P, we got some tough guys on our hands. Try not to make a mess this time.
>>34872371
lmao
>>34870497
Its why I have a home gym
If kids show up I can legally kill them
>finish shower
>enter changeroom, toweling my hair, penis happily flopping about
>3 teenagers are there
>greet them with a hearty "g'morning!" like I'm used to
>they fall quiet
>don't look at me again
>they quietly leave
Silly boys and their fragile heterosexuality. Old guys are much more fun. I like mornings because of them.
>>34878237
gay
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