>http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2015/11/dan-blizerians-ig-saying-he-slept-with-bodybuilder-com-ceos-wife-photos/
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>>34864787
bb.com is shit
Dan Blizerian is a beta fuck
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>>34864787
this is why you dont get married
fucking owned
>>34864819
this
>rich guy fucks gold-digging whore
As if I needed more proof that Dan Blizerian is an insecure, degenerate muppet
>>34864847
It's why you don't get married to a golddigging attention whore.
I'd shag her though.
>>34864787
Just how fucking Alpha can a man get? He's literally modern day Conan
>>34864888
living off of your parents is alpha?
the ceo of a website with an autistic community, more autistic than 4chan, gets his bimbo airhead wife banged by some worhtless manchild who inherited his father's fortune(inb4 he played poker, kill yourself right now) , who gives
>>34864902
More like made his own fortune by lending a starting capital from his parents
>Insecure beta
>Chicken legs
>Shit beard
>Hexagon head
>Hasn't worked a day in his life, living off daddies monies.
>Pays women to hang around him
>King of /fit/
Genuinely lol'd out loud IRL real life. Fuck outta here with your bullshit OP.
>>34864888
>modern day Conan
but Conan is still alive
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>>34864819
What is sage? The accounting software?
He did a good thing bb.com is overpriced. Hopefully the ceo learned his lesson
>mfw i order things
>get them in mail
>call and complain i haven't received it
>refund
>>34864947
Sage Northcutt
Wow looking at those photos, which was a waste of my time, I see an incredibly trashy guy with no taste. I guess that's what happens when you're a "millionaire" from daddy's money.
saged
get off my board
>Actually looking up to a guy that is who he is only because of daddy's money
>Flashing money to get a gold digger is impressive
You're just as internally beta as him OP
>>34864974
>Get off my board
>Being so new that you don't already know Dan
I mean, this guy is posted every week on /fit/
>>34864966
I'm being serious m8, I haven't seen a sage option on a thread before
>>34864947
Sage could literally kek anybody, but he is too nice of a guy to do so.
>>34864787
well, the divorce is going to be super easy with those pics. lol
>mfw there's people on this board who believe this man is an alpha male
How many lives has he saved? How many people has he inspired? (inspiring you to insert your genitalia in soulless female bodies doesn't count.) What adversities has he overcome?
Donating a few bucks to charity doesn't count either since that's what every pseudo-celebrity does nowadays to boost their status among the community.
Honestly, if you look up to this man and aspire to achieve his ''accomplishments'' , then you're as worthless as a pile of horse dung.
>>34864986
Given the money he has, we would all more or less pay to fuck high end escorts 24/7 and party all the time
>>34864964
You know people like you go to hell right
>>34864924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7goA_DnGIbU
>>34865019
>2015
>concept of an afterlife
Pick 2 and the multiply by 0
>>34864787
Dem feet tho.
>>34865041
>multiply by zero
Is this that new age math meme?
>>34865006
>mfw it was a ruse set up by Dan and the bb.com CEO to let him get a divorce without losing half his money
>1800+215
>Marrying a women who goes clubbing
>Marrying a promiscuous women
>Marrying a women who dresses like a harlot
what exactly was he expecting.
JUST
>>34864787
When I first saw the picture
>slut with in the "put it in my ass" position
>guns on the bed for no reason
I thought "merrica fuck yeah amirit"
Then I was the stars and stripes in danbilzerian avatar
merkins, when will they learn
>>34865057
I dont understand how women get anything out of a divorce settlement.
Dan is living proof that women are trash, don't ever get hitched with one, just have fun with them then ditch em when you're done.
>>34865041
>I post the current year to make your thinking seem outdated
>>34865085
Topcuk
>>34865070
A /tip/ for you my gentlesir, no one should trifle with a woman (or should I say a harlot *hearty chuckle*) who bares flesh in public or dances at 'discotheques' or whatever the children call them these days
A classy lady deserves a classy gentleman, and vice versa, and a 'thot' (to use the parlance of our time) deserves a rube, as they say
>>34864924
you realize he's a losing poker player right? his entire money is from trust funds
>>34865085
I kinda feel sorry for him but he humiliated himself by getting with the slag in the first place.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>34865132
Enjoy getting keked m8. You probably look up to people like Dan Bilzerian.
>>34864922
this desu senpai
>>34864888
>has to tell everyone how much sex he has
>has to tell everyone how much money he has
>ugly ass beard to hide ugly ass face
>chicken legs
>on the brink of crying when people called him out on chicken legs
>has to pay girls to get laid
This guy is the fucking beta lord holyshit. Not even jeff seid is this insecure
>>34864944
kek
>>34864787
Why don't he divorce the bitch tho? He won't get kukd out of 50% of his share since adultery.
>>34865215
u 8 da b8
>>34865215
>money for nothing
>an army of whores to blitz my dick
>don't have to talk about their feelings after
>spend my time however the fuck I want until I die of compound STDs
I don't know if I'd say I look up to him because he hasn't achieved anything but I definitely admire the lifestyle
JUST
>>34865085
For what purpose?
>>34865280
Fucking pussy in pic 7 is having second thoughts about joining the army
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>>34864819
>all this salt
C U C K S
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>>34865011
This. The jealousy here is unreal.
HAHAHAHAHA
Bodybuilding.com is such a reddit tier circle jerk shithole
LMAO at all these losers defending it and getting butthurt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope Dan Blizerian fucks your wives too
HAHAHAHA
>>34865310
Nigga quit b8ing.
This is from a movie.
>>34865332
>Jealousy
>Of a guy that has absolutely nothing of substance to his life
Would I like to have his money? Sure
Would I like to have his money and have to live his lifestyle? Fuck no
>>34865347
i hate to read your name, i allways hope that you will finally kill yourself so we dont need to read your shitposts anymore.
Also stop calling others losers, we know how you are lucking, sweet sissy twink.
>>34865347
>reddit tier
said a namefag
Blonde whore hungry for money cheats with an even richer guy, what a surprise.
>>34865011
I hate faggots like you who assume that everyone is as big of a faggot as them. You're probably the same kind of guy who says "if you were in the middle of the Ferguson or LA riots you would join in with the looting!"
>>34865360
Too bad you'll never have it, might as well swing by the store and pick up some peanut butter to go with that jelly
>>34865398
>>>/reddit/
He is literally fucking the hottest slags, regardless if he pays for it or not
We're all guys here, assuming you're not in some serious relationship, you'd do the exact same thing if you were handed all that money
>>34865421
Not that guy, but I feel the same way as him. That's like saying I'm jealous of the guy who has an 80 hour work week but makes $10000000 a year. Yeah, I'd want his money, but only if I didn't have to live his life.
>"b-but Dan doesn't w-work! Hahahaha I'm so c-clever!"
I still wouldn't want to live his life, dumbass. I wouldn't want the money of some rich guy who spends all his money on WW2 memoribilia if I had to spend it the same way.
>>34865085
>Countdown begins tonight
For what? The beta uprising?
>>34865494
Thats exactly what a poor jealous fag would say though
>>34865446
You sound like a 16 year old.
I would not spend all my money on escorts and guns. Even he was looking for some more substance in his life by joining the Navy SEALs, but he failed at that and went back to buying escorts to take Instagram pictures with.
Also, there's a picture of some random guy saying Dan has no friends and Dan got extremely butthurt and wrote a paragraph in response.
>>34865494
No, if you had his money you'd still be on 4chan in addition to paying sluts for sex because you're a beta faggot
It's all just a pathetic attempt to feel better about it your own lives.
You know who doesn't give a shit? Dan, because he's too busy doing whatever he wants with all the money he doesn't have to work for
Stay c u c k e d
>>34865085
C U C K C I T Y
Good. Good. It's a great way to celebrate veterans day.
Congrads on the success shipmate.
>>34865571
>pic related
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