How many of you like big bodybuilders to give you it hard up the bum?
Pic related, bet it does nothing for you.
>>34852426
Haha, jokes on you! I'm bi!
>>34852426
>big bodybuilders
pls, i want a bf like pic related.
>>34853023
You must be a top then
>>34852426
>fake tits
>caked horse face
>calves the size of a calf
if this DOES dosomething for you then you need help
>>34853023
Lol gay boy
>>34853210
Nah, dude, just 6ft and i have a fetish for taller and leaner blonde guys fucking the shit out of me.
He's 6'3'' and pure germanic+scandinavian genes so he's goat.
>>34853300
Fuck off you sick disgusting faggot
>>34853343
t-thanks, y-you too.
If I was really hard up, I would probably do some no homo stuff.
Kinda like if I was really hungry I would probably eat some human flesh.
Got fucked by a body builder once after he gave me a nice massage. It was fun, but def prefer salt and pepper types to top me and skinny twinks to bottom for me.
That and I'm bi so I get to fuck my gf too
>>34853300
You're dating draco malfoy
>>34853469
Does your gf peg you, mr.biscum?
always wondered if bi dudes do that with womyn.
>>34853416
>posting Christian wilde
Idk why he is do hot. Maybe it's that redneck vibe.
>>34853489
>tfw I'd die happy if i were dating a hot piece of ass like him.
>>34853506
he's kinda meh for me desu, but i see the appeal for some guys.
i wish i had a buff joocy bodybuilder as a boyfriend
skinny guys do nothing for me, but beefy dudes are the best
[spoiler]tfw no swole bf to load up my ass with his protein 3 times a day[/spoiler]
>>34852426
I have flirted with the big woman bodyduilder at the gym. I would love for her to dominate me in bed.
She is probably the limit of how man like looking I would sleep with.
>>34853495>>34853300
Oh my god I would marry both of those men so fast.
I'm a male escort and although I make a lot of money doing it, I have sex so regularly with really average/fat men as a result. It's started to slowly make me bitter about sexuality.
I would love to have a gorgeous man like either of those to wake up with and cuddle and kiss. God you'd just feel so safe and unconcerned with the world..
T_T
>>34853300
>wanting that twink baby faced faggot to be the top
pro tip: guys like that wish to be the little girl
>>34855319
You sound like a terrible person
>>34855319
Seriously? I'm rather muscular though these type of men do nothing for me. I'm most comfortable getting topped by someone smaller / weaker than me. Twink / femboi top would be perfect : P, but most men Idk they aren't really good looking. Like for example if I go on grindr all the guys there are super sex obsessed and Idk I want something more out of someone than just sex I kind of want a good relationship.
Yet it seems to be extremely hard to find a good relationship. You must use grindr a lot though since I've been offered multiple times upwards of 1000 euro on grindr for getting fucked up my butt, I'm not an escort >_>, though sums like 400,500, 800 euro is a lot in this country I would make less due to the taxes in this country by working a month lol.
Though the trauma of having a fat old guy abusing me would not be worth it .__.
>>34855396
Not in my experience, breh.
I've fucked a dozen of guys like these, not THAT model tier beautiful, but best tops have been the leaner and seemingly weaker guys so far.
I'm a between ottermode and build and they always get super horny when they get to fuck someone bigger than them.
>>34855319
Sounds rough, dude.
Maybe you should get a bf, but dunno how easy it's gonna be if you're a sex worker, not impossible tho.
>>34855431
>grindr
>looking for relationships, not casual sex
>complains gays are sex obssesed on a hooking up.
>pic related
ITT: Phaggots that LITERALLY take it up the bum and mouth.
>>34852426
jesus I want those thighs to squeeze my head
>Consider myself straight
>get bulky
>sex drive increases
>want to fuck everything feminine
>including twink boys
>tfw /fit/ made me gay
I wish I was kidding to be honest. Anyone else got the same?
>>34855526
>straightie
>posting on a thread ESPECIALLY made for us faggots
Were you hoping to see some qts, breh?
I can post my butt folder if ya want.
TFW I'm a straight dude and since I've started lifting, I've had more gay dudes flirt with me and compliment me than women.
>>34855555
Fucking gross. The inquisition had the right idea about gays.
>>34855515
Not just grindr, go to anywhere else.
It's just gay culture in general, and please I'm not a retard who goes up to everyone to ask if he's gay wtf lol. Gays are promiscuous fuckwits in general who contain a lot of STDs.
>>34852426
no no i like twinks
>>34855563
Ehm, it's because the only criteria for gay men is body+face.
At least for casual things.
Women care for social status and money a lot more than gay guys do, i guess.
>>34855577
You're either b8, have terrible personality or terribly unlucky.
I've fucked 17 guys, no STDs (i don't even have HPV, while my straight friends got HPV from their girlfriends) and had 2 steady relationships for more than 6 months.
>>34855656
>I've fucked 17 guys
>>34855698
Kinda better than
>tfw no gf
like you, tho, breh.
>>34855838
I don't want a GF. Split from a 3 year relationship 6 months ago and couldn't be happier being single.
>>34855917
Sure, senpai.
>>34855983
Who is this? This is my goal body. Inb4 newfag, I've been here for over a year. Every time I see this picture I think the same thing but forget to look him up.
>>34856339
Justin Lascek.
>>34853300
>apple
>>34856339
It's the pecs, right? They look perfect for snuggling. Good choice of goal body.
>>34856914
He's murican T_T
>>34856925
>perfect for snuggling
iktf breh, a nice chest with big arms are goat for cuddling.
>>34856925
Fucking hell, I can't unsee what I've seen in this thread. Raging phaggots everywhere.
>>34857071
That was basic knowledge though. You should always rate pecs by how good it would feel to fondle them and snuggle into them. What else would pecs be for?
>>34857071
1:10 men you know is a cockhungry faggot.
We're everywhere.
This is a thread made ESPECIALLY for faggots.
Get over it and /out/.
>>34857207
No, you phaggot. This thread was made to call you phaggots out, not for you to turn this into a soft core porn for phaggots thread.
>>34857230
>lurking the gay thread in an image board with literally thousands of other threads
;^)
>>34856951
I ain't even gay. That's just my preferred body mode for goal
