can we have one of these threads, /fit/?
please?
>tfw you will never be artemus dolgin with a harem of sexy thai ladyboys
>>34823433
>>34823494
dank memes, bro.
>>34823433
>>34823433
>>34823548
Pls live in montreal
>>34823433
You're choice in hairstyles and clothing is far gayer than your taste in "girls"
>>34823548
>being a grill.
post pic of self for reasons... mostly science..
definitely not because i would try and flirt with someone on 4chan of all places....
...london?
>>34823585
>2015
>not going sexy jesus mode
low maintenance, and the objective best choice for people with uncontrollably wavy/curly hair.
i would post pic for proof, but i recently shaved my hair (got enough compliments to where i "donated" my hair to locks of love) and my hair is short AF atm.
also it is the only haircut that looks good with a beard (manbun masterrace), and i like being lazy and not shaving.
>>34823585
also sarongs are more comfy than pajama bottoms, except when you wear them in public, rather than assuming you are a lazy piece of shit, people assume you are a fashonista.
>>34823433
i wish i could pull off that hair
lighten up on the roids
>>34823558
wait a minute.
you're
>>34823418
>>34823645
>lighten up on the roids
still natty for now but...
i have basically come to accept the fact that i will never have a body i can be happy with without roids : /
![hippie3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h6XZQjJ.jpg "hippie3[1].jpg")
>>34823635
>rather than assuming you are a lazy piece of shit, people assume you are a fashonista.
Maybe if you have short hair and are clean shaven but a sarong with long hair and a scruffy beard is just going to look like pic related
>>34823707
99% of people already assume i am a hippie.
and i have consumed rougly my bodyweight in dmt and mushrooms.
so...
i guess i just fit the stereotype.
>>34825556
kaceys bae
>>34823548
>ideal man: some skinny, old and ugly famous fuck, Klokov
typical schizophrenia
>tfw no qt shy brunette gf
>bronchitis for 2 weeks
>steroids for 5 days
>super low immunity
>have to stay away from gym, old people, babies, and anyone with an infection
>get paper cuts
It's been 3 days and this cut won't heal
I can feel weakness
ITT: fags with low self esteem
>>34823548
Thom Yorke? Really?
>>34827037
CHEEKI BREEKI
Make me feel bad for what I like /fit/
>>34823433
that is the hottest fuckin jesus I ever did see
Everyday until I get it, until I make it, until I win!
One day I may
>>34827943
R8 & H8
>>34827427
That shirt on the lower left.. Awesome. Couldn't pull it off though.
>>34827943
>nazi
>goes for finns
>>34828290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q
>>34828290
>Hair
>Can't see the hair in two of them
>2015
>not basing your style on Lord Brady
>>34825910
>>34827075
>ugly
>>34827427
God damnnn, who's that thick asian?
>>34828690
Yep, you're not objective. Because you're a women, you subconsciously also judge social status. I'm not saying if it's good or bad, but the intended characteristic was physical attractiveness imo. You don't see any of us posting Oprah just because she's loaded.
>>34828290
FRANK WHERE IS YOUR ALBUM YOU FUCKING CUNT
IN APRIL 2014 YOU SAID YOUR ALBUM IS NEARLY FINISHED
THAT WAS ONE AND A HALF YEAR AGO
WELL WHERE IS IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE???
OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU SAID IT'S GONNA BE OUT JULY 2015
WELL WHERE DID IT GO???? JESUS FUCK CAN YOU AT LEAST RELEASE FEEL CALIFORNIA AS A SINGLE SO THAT I DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO LISTEN TO SHITTY PHONE RECORDINGS FROM CONCERTS ON YOUTUBE?? FUCKIN HELL MAN WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LOOOOOOOOONG
>>34828277
These girls look slavic.
>>34828707
wtf
>>34825921
Holly Earl <3
>>34823548
>ideal body is all traps
Show pecker
>his ideal style doesn't match ideal body
>>34828707
haha love it
>>34828740
>implying you guys don't post pics of famous and instagram women all the time
>implying thm isn't a hottie
>implying I like him because of his popularity
>>34828915
Kek, saved.
>>34829212
Half agree. Thom Yorke is popular because he's awesome, not some reality tv nigger.
Any other dude who looked like him would go in the trash tho.
>>34829212
>implying thm isn't a hottie
he's just some old dude with below average face. If you met him on the street and didn't know he was famous, you wouldn't even look twice.
>implying I like him because of his popularity
That's exactly what I'm implying. You don't even realize that. Instagram cuties and famous women are posted because they post they pictures publicly.
who /shiacore/ here
>>34827062
As someone who's accomplished most of his goals, what is 'low self-esteem' about wishing to better oneself?
>>34827037
>nobody IRL is autistic enough to dress in his ideal style
>>34823433
Holyfuck these are some shit ideals /fit/. Either reddit's invading hard or you need to step shit up
>>34830928
This t b h f a m
>>34830801
Who is bottom right african queen
The overlapping dudes make it slightly more difficult to masterbate to
>>34830928
I hope you also end up passed out in a sauna with ladyboy jizz on your back.
>>34823506
4/10
>>34823548
7/10 just giggling imagining thom yorke's head on klokov's body
>>34823645
3/10 ew apart from hair
>>34825556
5/10
>>34825921
7/10 deece
>>34826934
?/10 what am i even looking at
>>34827427
7/10
>>34827519
6/10 nice body tho
>>34827943
8/10 so close but that redhead is bleh
>>34828167
7/10 style is nishe
>>34828290
8/10 nice grill taste
>>34830322
5/10 dreadful style, ok everything else
>>34830801
8/10 marry then divorce me
>>34831215
This isn't fa
>>34830217
>If you met him on the street and didn't know he was famous, you wouldn't even look twice.
Nice assumption.
I find him attractive. Deal with it. Not everyone wants a cookie cutter bf.
>That's exactly what I'm implying
If I liked him because "popularity", I'd be posting a picture of Chris Martin or some other shit instead.
>>34823621
>manbun masterrace
being a trendy faggot is never masterrace. most girls don't even like them.
>>34827037
Are you Alaskan?
kimmy maxx, I'm gonna rub boobies with her hnnnggg
Go back to pinterest
>>34831258
I know
>>34828290
Dude
You love the 90's so much it hurts
T B H
B
H
>>34831215
Had that body. Would not recommend
>>34831656
i lold hard
>>34832198
(am op)
I have that body. It gets me a lot of sex.
>>34831205
... I spent way too much time on this.
>>34831215
Fatty detected
>>34831205
>cara delevigne
>ew
ill fight you
>>34832446
the ultimate life form
>>34831205
I just grabbed one of the first google pics that come up when you look for casual style. I don't really care that much about it. I'm >>34830322
>tfw I will never look like Lu
>>34831301
not to get all hipster, but i was doing that shit long before it was trendy
but then again so was alan thrall and he looks like absolute garbage : /
>>34823433
>tfw not an ancient athlete inna future with a qt waifu
Anyone share these feels?
>>34830399
who is girl on the left?
>>34823433
what a shitty thread... Srsly go to reddit
>>34832501
Good man
>>34832487
No I am a skelly
Reposting
Holy shit you people are losers.
>>34823635
>fashionista
You spell faggot weird
>>34827943
GOAT
>>34828277
history repeats itself
>>34828290
an hero pls
>>34831205
almost GOAT
>>34831215
Retard/10
>>34831656
kek
>>34834198
Absolute bro-tier. Would roomate/10
>>34823433
>>34828167
appreciate and agree with ideal girl
R8 it even if you h8 it my /fit/ m80s
>>34827099
oh shit heard that clear as day in that ruskie voice
N-no homo.
>>34831205
I thought the guy with the cigar was Ricky from trailer park boys while the image was loading
>>34834660
Whos the girl?
>>34823433
8/10
Hot traps, nice Roman Jesus fake natty body/style/hair
>>34823494
6 scoops protein powder/10
>>34823506
7/10
Not digging the breh high test broad, no offense
>>34823548
10/10
Would def bang. Hot trap bodies, good style, good hair, great eclectic taste in men.
>>34823558
Pedobear psychopath WWE fan/10
Good trolling or good insanity. Both work for me.
>>34823645
10/10
Everything's good. Sick style especially.
>>34825556
8/10
Digging everything but the girl. Looks like a feminazi.
>>34825921
10/10
Another close to perfect list from top to bottom
>>34826934
wat/10
Don't understand editing. Sorry, femanon fitizen.
>>34827037
7/10
Would go up another point if you replaced style with style from hair pic.
Will rate more later, fitizens.
>>34834813
are you me?
except for the girl obviously
you all suck with these gay hairs and looking at other man bodies and style.. this all is homo, /fit/ sux
>>34834959
>just now realizing /fit/ is among the gayest boards on 4chan
>>34834198
are you me?
>>34835105
>>34823433
OP you have good tastes
>>34825921
Shit, goal body right there
>>34834954
Maybe anon, just... maybe.
>>34835110
Just realizing?
>>34834959
welcome to fit
>>34823502
It's not even that dank...
>>34834906
Kat Graham
>>34834951
you, i like you
i could post 100+ more style photos, but w/e
>>34835933
ironically I hate the style but dig everything else. cool hair
>>34831215
kek, b8/10
>>34827519
Her nose looks crooked.
>>34828290
>trying to get with a white woman
Stop tainting the Caucasian race!
>>34828290
black privilege: posting the same goals thread after thread and getting 18 (you)s each time
>>34827943
Where can I find those pants?
Also 9/11 m8
>>34837579
No u
>>34837493
jaa
>>34837493
vitun nuuskamuikkunen
>>34828167
Who's the girl? Because I wish to masturbate to that
>pls be grill
>>34828290
Hnnng that short haired brunette makes my dick feel some type of way. Who is she?
Wish I had a better idea of what my type of girl's type of guy is
>>34832904
decent taste desu senpai
>>34839528
pretty good bro, style isn't to my preference but it's better than many others in this thread and I don't judge a man by his clothing choices
>>34823645
>tfw gf dyed her eyebrows dark
>givin her that cara dellidillidoo look
My dick was pleased.
Heres what i dont get:
judging from these hreads a LOT of men want a pretty badass, muscular stylish look. Why is it that i hardly ever see that when im out and about?
Sure, the body is hard work, but the hair and style you could have the next day if you wanted to. One appointment at a hairdresser and between 100 and 500 dollars in clothes.
>>34838344
is not grill
>tfw no Rose gf
Dream girl doesn't love me back.
>>34828963
It never does.
>>34827943
bro-tier
>>34838520
10/10 taste in grills
>>34823666
>implying people on gear are happy with how they look
PLS BE GENTLE
>>34827943
GOAT
>>34828167
>>34834907
Pls be in london.
Also, did Sarina get that fat or is just the picture?
Hairstyle on point, clothes almost aswell
>>34833567
brody is bae
>>34838520
>that guy on the left of the bodies
a-am i gay /fit/? honestly can't even tell any more
>>34837850
/thread
this desu.
>>34828346
>tfw nobody berates your blogsquare
>>34823548
Why do you mark Klokov's cock?
>>34842061
She was a bit chubz at one point, nowadays shes leaner. Still hot as fuark, that was just the first pic of her I found on my comp.
y-y-you too...
tbhfam
>>34827519
>Joe Manganiello
Good taste
>>34834198
The best taste so far
cum at me faggets
>>34842759
forgot my NBA waifu
>>34830399
I never comment these, but damn dude you're trashy as fuck...
>>34828167
thats a man, baby
>>34844261
Thats a douchey ass style senpai...
>>34843239
Respectable
>>34842759
Good goal body but average black guy style
>>34842394
Hair and body goals are sick, idk why everyone wants a stick gf though
>>34841806
>>34835933
Ma niggas
>>34823433
Anyone here with long hair or a beard in their goals should kill themselves
>>34846729
>>34837850
nice
>>34844427
That niggas mad ugly. Still would chill with.
>>34846952
how tf is Curry ugly?
Alright, fuckers, I'm >>34834907 and I'm back to make good on my promise to rate and hate your precious little dreams.
Picking up where I left off.
>>34827427
8/10
Can't make you feel bad. Most of it is good. Not sure about the butterface, tho.
>>34827519
9/10
Sick body/hair/style. Interesting choice in bitches. I kinda like her nose, actually. The sea green eyes are also quite rare, maybe 2% of the population has them.
>>34827943
10/10
I don't care what anyone says, the Nazis were stylish motherfuckers. Those young Aryan sloots you want to fuck are also quite juicy. Bordering on pedobear status but fuck it, old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
>>34828167
7/10
Heil Klokov! Not sure about the grandpa style clothes. Everything else is good.
>>34828290
8/10
Well, Jay Cutler's Lifeless Eyes, the first thing I noticed is your impeccable taste in women. Those are some hot broads alright, in particular the gingery goodness. But what's with the 90s clothes? I loved the 90s but it's actually depressing how badly people dressed, now that I look back at it. The early 90s were better, imo senpai. Fucking genie pants and neon windbreakers with slap bracelets ftw!
Body/hair are cool.
>>34828346
6/10
Digging the bitch and Brady style but you could do a lot better than Mr. Meme himself for a bod. The hair/beard are not so nice.
>>34828707
8/10
You do you, you creepy motherfucker.
>>34830322
7/10
Everything but the Eurofag beach bum style is good.
>>34830399
4/10
You get points for the black bitch with dat ass. As for the rest? Homeless steroid user with boy band hair. Okayyyyyyyyyyyy....
>>34830521
Thank you for reminding me we are still on 4chan.
>>34830801
10/10
Everything is perfect, you sexy, stylish bitch.
>>34830928
Son of Zeus/10
Why couldn't Jeff have been in that sauna instead?
Will rate moar when I have time.
>>34823433
motherfucker tryin to dress like a persian pyramid head
>>34827427
motherfucker tryin to dress like a casual Kazuhira Miller
Gaaah, dat winter bulk. Closer to Poseidon mass but further from Poseidon cut. I'll make it in the end, hipster Ariel!
>>34847966
>your daughter as your "ideal" girlfriend
You sick fuck.
>>34847989
Granddaughter. Get it right, pleb.
This kind of shit happens all the time here on Olympus. Been meaning to make another one with pic related.
>>34848063
>implying your granddaughter is not your daughter
>>34848076
Err, yes. That is exactly what I'm implying.
>>34828290
go for your own women.
>>34834528
Respectable.
>>34823635
If you're a scruffy white dude and you walk around SE asia/Micronesia islands wearing just sarong odds are you're gonna get the shit beaten out of you by thiqq bearmode islander dudes because they think you're some white pedo on vacation looking for some underage girls to bang
I dont smoke i like his tattoo though
hasn't changed
>>34848868
I thought for sure you would be gay after looking at the choice of bodies...
>>34848798
>vrod
mah nigga
>>34848076
Are you literally retarded?
>>34847927
>Red Green
Made me smile
>>34831656
my fuckin lulz senpai
>>34834959
and youre here so what the fuck does that make you faggot senpai
>>34835933
you my fuckin nigga mane
workout partner/ 10
>>34848076
Get out, redneck
>>34823433
And then you wonder why no one takes you seriously, eh OP
>>34831656
lolz
Always
>>34835104
hnng i love aubrey plaza
>>34823666
I look at the people that go "oh, accept your body for what it's worth, for who you are," and it kills me that they use the word "acceptance" to standardize their laziness. To standardie their inability to pick up a weight and lift or jog or just get up and turn off the TV for once, and they all just want to be lazy fucks, and they want society to call them "brave" for it.
That's not what the body acceptance movement is for.
Body acceptance is for deluded FUCKS like you who don't know when to stand still and look at themselves in the mirror and say "if I do anymore, I'll be past the point of no return. I'll be a monster, and no matter what I do, I'll never look like a normal human being again" and they'll look at the mirror, and then they'll look at themselves again and say "Yeah, okay, let's do it. Sign me up."
You dense, STUPID motherfucker.
What are you? 7 percent bodyfat? 10 percent? Are you 190 pounds at Five foot Ten? 175? You bench two plates by now I bet, don't you? You probably walk into a gym, and by default, you're probably one of the top 10 strongest guys there, aren't you?
You accomplish all this, and yet you just quiver your lips and tell people you need to roid to be happy.
Oh no. Oh what a tragedy. Poor Atlas here needs a little tren to be happy, right?
You STUPID fuck. You stupid, stupid fuck. I'd literally sit you the fuck down and have a heartfelt one-to-one with you, but since I obviously can't, I really need you to pay attention for me when I call you a stupid, deluded idiot.
Roids won't make you happy, anon. YOU need to realize who you are. YOU need to realize that the body you get is the body you need to be happy with. You've reached, or you're approaching your natural limit. Okay, that's great. In fact, that's fucking swell. But please. Please, please, please, please, PLEASE reconsider using steroids.
Get therapy, adopt a dog, talk to your girlfriend, WHATEVER. Just find a reason to be happy with yourself. For once.
>>34850907
>>34841168
Good luck trying to fit those legs into those pants.
im a chic so....
>>34827037
faye wong is goat
>>34833567
quads r goals
>>34823666
Every roider uses that excuse to justify intentionally becoming addicted to a known dangerous substance
As long as youre not a manlet you can make it brah, but that would require hard work and dedication
>>34848076
>>34831205
3/10
>>34850966
L O N D O N
>>34847853
kekd
On my way to achieving. Master Plan in progress (I mean for the women, haha, everything else is piss easy).
>>34832446
Would bang /10
actually took time to finally make one
So easy to tell the Europeans from the Americans in this thread. Only time it's easier is on car threads on /o/.
>>34850966
>Chanmeme Tatum
>Not Chris Evans
I shiggy diggy.
>>34832446
Holy shit, that delt crease...
Imagine tracing your finger along the lines of his delt. What an incredible upper body. Absolutely incredible.
>>34834660
Very unorthodox. Not exactly my slice of bread.
Torso is a little too long, hairstyle is messy and unkempt, attire seems like you took a crash course in /fa/shion, and the girl seems a little generic and uninteresting. She almost reminds me of a generic "Stacy."
Six out of Ten, I'm the Patrician Magician.
>>34850966
Channing is this 6/10 not so qt 3.14 that women have mistaken for hot because they like the characters he plays.
smdh tbqh family
>>34851532
May I ask what inspired you to rank this one random post and ignore all the others, Patrician Magician?
Not that we don't appreciate you gracing us with your presence.
>>34850966
Excellent body. Absolutely Amazonian among average aesthetie.
Poor choice of hair. Fake. Unnatural. Of course by that, I refer to the color of the hair, and not the wave upon which it blends in so conspicuously.
Style is...eccentric, yet sociable. Bold. Arrogant. Not exactly "well off," but definitely admirable in some aspects.
/Chanmeme Tatum/
Six out of Ten, I'm the Patrician Magician.
>>34851470
ikr
Thom Yorke is a sexy beast
>>34851096
No r8s? Am I billy no-m8s? Why h8?
>>34827943
Is that putin
>>34850966
If you achieve caitlyn rice booty you have to let me tongue your asshole OK?
Deal.
>>34830322
Updated with style pic I liked more and better gril pic
>>34831656
sometimes i'm glad we have shitposters
Hate away
>>34823433
Shit taste
>>34823494
perfect taste
>>34823506
Actually great taste
>>34823558
beauty m8
>>34823645
decent, but shit taste in women
>>34825556
decent taste
>>34825921
passable taste
>>34827037
cancer in everything but taste in women
>>34827427
kill yourself desu senpai
unless you're fucking aragorn or boromir long hair looks nothing but trash on men
>>34831215
Lmao edgey senpai baka
>tfw nobody ever rates your taste
>>34855805
Probably one of the only combos that actually makes sense. That body plus that style can attract that girl. Most everyone else is delusional
>>34834198
Gosh, snapchat? :)
>>34847894
>kaz will never punish you for being a mixed race mongrel
...
>>34825921
who's the guy on the top left?
So from I'm gathering every single person who lifts want to be a massive hipster with a beard and date an emaciated girl who looks like a child.
>>34856850
You want to be a solid 9/10 but date a Romani gypsy?
>>34857268
He wants to be a roided up 5'8 manlet like Jeff Monson. Nothing 9/10 about that.
>>34825921
Goal body and woman, desu
>>34850907
>goal body is past the natty limit
>FUCK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER HURRR
calm your autism bro.
i don't really have body dysmorphia or any body issues.
i just recognize i would prefer my body to look similarly to artemus dolgin's, and that this can't be accomplished without roids.
i am still natty for now because i wanna go as far as i can without them (for health and such), but there is nothing wrong with having a goal body that might be a little beyond what natural levels of test can sustain.
Pretty much any decent looking guy with pale skin, dark hair, dark eyes and is a dork/nerd...
>>34861098
>and is a dork/nerd
Sorry ma'am, this is 4chan. One thing you'll never find here are dorks and nerds. It's a bit of a dirty word 'round these parts.
>>34846729
sorry you can't grow a beard and your hair looks shitty long.
>>34861098
bruhhhhhhh
>>34861324
what are you "bruhhhhhhh"ing?
>>34823433
you're a bunch of fukken sad cunts brah... honestly where did all the sick cunts go
>>34861956
my fuggin nigga
>>34855912
salsa breeeeeeh
>>34861747
I've been asking myself this for some time
