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>become somewhat fit
>taking grill I met at school on a date
>go to Subway
>pull up to the counter
>order chicken teriyaki with some basic veggies
>get to the sauces
>grill orders BBQ like she's not even counting calories
>"What can I get you, sir?"
>I'm good, I brought my own
>employee stares
>grill stares
>pick up my sub, smiling supremely
>find a table, grill still staring
>"D...did you really bring your own sauce, anon?"
>"always"
>pull out pecker
>start masturbating ferociously
>Thinking about Zyzzs aesthetics as I cum >ejaculate neatly all over my sub
>grill looks horrified
>"Don't worry, I have enough for you too" >"Wh...whats wrong with you, anon?" >"What? Those sauces are at least a day old" >Scoff at her as I stand up
>Leave with mouth full of my sub
>Laughing at all the normies
>jizz-covered chicken teriyaki bits flying everywhere
>eat fresh? Fucking liars
>>34509184
Turn off your computer and go outside
>>34509211
He's probably about 16, mother will freak if he goes out this late
>>34509184
you tried hard op
>>34509184
Sorry breh, I didn't laugh
>>34509184
noice try m8
>>34509184
>somebody thought this was funny
>>34509258
This made me laugh while OP made me just scowl.
>look mom, my first green text story!
>someone is sure to screenshot it!
>>34509184
Sometimes these random greentext stories are great and should be reposted. This is not one of those times.
>>34509184
Not even a giggle
