/fit/ Humour Thread.
>>29939130
>>29939140
>>29939140
rat confirmed for alpha male
>>29939179
Let him die.
>>29939130
funny sheit mang
>>29939179
>>29939140
how retarded can someone be?
lel
I'm american but that retard for sure is american. that kind of behavior from someone old enough to have their own apartment is unheard of anywhere else
>>29939212
holy fuck...
>sa-ved
>>29939130
Fats in the back ground doesn't do shit lol.
>I ain't doing shit for this kind of pay
>Are you depressed?
>[Raises eyebrows uncertainly]
>>29939179
>IT'S NOT MY FAULT
>>29939212
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>>29939212
wtf makes people puke like this? ive pulled as hard as i can muster and its never made me anywhere near puke....
>>29939333
>>29939392
>>29939179
Shit, man. Gives me feels.
My sis is real fat and delusional.
>Told me once that calories in - calories out, doesn't apply to her and isn't true.
>Got her stomach stapled and now that she's off her liquid protein shake diet isn't loosing weight.
>Tells me this while eating what looks like mac'n'cheese mixed with pulled pork with fried green tomatoes and cheese biscuits
>Tells me it hurts sometimes when she eats too fast and she barfed the other day
>Thinks it's not because of her tiny tangerine stomach and overloading it
I told her straight up multiple times the laws of thermodynamics like this doc. Tell her straight that she eats too much and too often.
>She doesn't agree
FUUUUUCK!
>>29939404
>>29939431
Motivational interlude.
>>29939370
HAHAHAHAHA
>>29939444
Source for this and the following two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
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>>29939498
>>29939514
Moar motivation.
>>29939527
>>29939498
Do you have that one picture of a scooby pic on facebook and it has comments like "omg ur perfect"?
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>>29939772
posting one of the classics
>>29939444
I didn't ask for these feels
>>29939444
All of us will one day be able to climb across the monkey bars...
>>29939613
I don't know whether to be turned on or absolutely fucking furious.
>>29939430
holy fuck my eyes are watering. that is one of the best things I've ever seen on the entire internet. :D
>>29939140
I wish there was something like this for getting a grill
>>29939719
oh god... NYR's are coming!
PREPARE YOURSELVES!
>>29939927
they'll be gone in 2 weeks.
>>29939392
This made me lol. THINK OF IT AS FUEL FOR YOUR BODY ANON
>>29939888
furiously turned on
>>29939988
Sounds about right
Welcome to /fit/.gif
Anyone got that screencap of the anon in a Bane Halloween costume?
>>29939130
>dat cheeky smile
>>29939894
>>29939430
it gets better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU
>>29939719
Also works for: Monday, Friday night
>>29939548
>/fit/ /vp/ overlap
i love it
>>29939212
I haven't watched this because of the fucking name, but it's becoming a meme and I don't like it.
>>29940169
NVM, I just watched it. Curiosity got the best of me. At least this is /fit/ and not /b/. God, I don't think I'll ever go back to /b/. I sure a fuck hope not.
>>29939460
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>>29939479
Thank you for saucing anon.
I'm gonna enjoy my oats a little bit extra while watching this :^)
>>29940134
I wish there was more of it, I feel like there's somehow so much potential there
>>29939444
Both proud and disgusted that I was apart of this.
>>29939460
The first speech she gives.
>This is the kind of negative feelings that can give with things like fatphobia and FOOD RESTRICTIONS
>Diets never worked, I always put the weight back on
I'm feeling a glorious mixture of disgust, anger and kek
>>29939333
toppest of keks
>>29939140
This doesnt just descirbe /fit/ but 4chan as a whole, from the pizza list to the giant rat oven
>>29939468
>>29939927
the only positive of new years is that we might get a new SIR comic.
>>29939536
huehue
>>29939613
this shit is sad...
>>29939792
Aaand I'm back.
>>29940043
For you.
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>>29939444
I really hope this is legit because it's going to inspire me for quite some time.
>>29940629
i was in that thread and saved where op posted more stuff hold on leme find
>>29940731
>>29940754
never 5get fatbro
>>29939140
fuck me thats good
>instead of starving it's thriving
sides
>>29939498
please tell me someone has the vocaroo
>>29940567
>>29940915
>>29939140
>it started going berserk and slamming in to the walls
I fucking laughed bro. I normally never laugh
>>29940357
we will
http://sirartwork.tumblr.com/post/103023023933/is-there-going-to-be-another-ebin-meme-comic-for
>>29939404
i remember the thread
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>>29941015
Saved
>>29939479
>fruits and veg
>mostly vegetarian
>don't eat carbs
And this is where the trained health professionals probably felt like they were being rused by the Insight producers
>>29939468
Holy shit, I watched this about a month ago. This made me lose it in a kek and a rage way.
>>29941015
You guise like my MyFitnessPal ticker?
>>29941006
>autismo
kekd, mano.
>>29941043
>>29939761
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! I"M CRYING
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>29939316
TOP KEK
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>>29939430
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
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>>29940357
>Might
We will, he confirmed that he's making one.
>>29940989
Worth the read
>>29940915
>>29940937
I am in tears.
When will they learn?
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>>29940564
looks like any street in Copenhagen at any given time
>>29941218
I don't chew tobacco.
Ok I'll bite
ok i'll bite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZCB6Vurc7s
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>>29941273
>please be the x that marks my spot
fucking died
>>29939140
I plan my phone conversations in paper too.
>>29939498
oh lawd my seids
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>>29939460
what is this show called
>>29939613
>gettong cucked by a dyke
Hahaha holy shit what a fag
>>29940549
Embarassing
>>29940989
>tfw no house to cook food for bros and be a foodnazi in, instead shitty 1 room apartment with a "tea kitchen"
>>29940915
Not all door knobs are standard height though. My grandparents house (although it is pretty old) have door knobs that are about 170 cm high
>>29941273
Saved forever.
>>29941278
fucking gold
>>29941278
oh my fuck it's 4AM i can't be laffin like this
>>29941209
Does anyone know how fast a dwarf can gain, let's say 20 lbs?
>>29941082
>crossfit
Every time
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>>29939479
It's like talking to my sister... I'm this guy
>>29939430
Wut do fit?
>>29939292
Every time I see this, I hope they had a talk about it, and bonded and shit. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
;_;
>>29940549
>only one guy doing the official /fit/ pose
>>29939248
>american
Nigger this is autism as fuck. Sheltered faggot autist living 101. He only makes chicken nuggets and fries. It's probably all he knows how to make.
Autism is the funniest special needs illness. Without it 4chan wouldn't be fun at all.
>>29941464
What does she weigh?
>>29940989
Ah, an absolute classic tale of friendship, food and hamplanets...
>>29939431
The way he described that vagina, I figured it's all made up and he's never seen a real one, or he's fingering her ass and doesn't realize it.
>>29939404
HAHAHAHAHA GIT REKED
>>29939392
Sheit, this one always gets me, and not in a laughing way
>>29939140
lol, just like anon said in the pic, it's stuff like this that makes me realize I'm not fucked up at all. I used to be like that (making "to speak" phone call lists) when I was 13 or 14 years old wtf, the guy lives by himself for God's sake.
>>29939140
That fucking rat story
Every time I think about it, I laugh
>started going berserk and slamming into the walls of the oven
>>29939584
>drain the butter from the hashbrowns
holy shit i got feels
>>29939888
>>29939988
trips and dubs won't go unchecked
>>29941575
Check these dubs
>>29939392
"m-maybe if I get swole then I will feel like normal human boy"
>>29939613
"Boner, but also despair"
>>29941278
FUCK, i'm kekking so hard
>>29939613
Jesus christ that guy is an idiot.
>>29941491
350 :(
>>29941339
>>29941339
Insight: fat fighters
>>29941416
that's bullshit. no house would have door knobs that are 5'5
>>29941273
10/10
>>29941464
You could try showing her something like that show or the Fatbro screencaps.
Solving the puzzle of how to educate and motivate fats is not a simple task.
>>29939392
Is that fucking DHARMA initiative tuna I spot?
>>29941278
girl has autism
>>29941661
Dunno why, but this cat pic always makes me laugh.
>>29941674
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>>29940245
As a drawfag, I'll get to it.
>>29941015
10/10
>>29941574
that sounds ridiculous without context
>>29939140
>mfw normies respond with some bullshit like how was your day and completely derails my plan or initiate conversation with me
>>29939130
>>29940914
>https://soundcloud.com/f-86_sabre/scooby-vocaroo-s0iojrstav60
this thread is funny, except for the sexist bull shit
>>29941905
Exactly.
>>29941883
That's why you plan multiple routes. Are you trying to tell me you can't set up a switch statement?
>>29941927
>>29941905
no sense of humor
>>29941939
It gets beaten out of us after dealing with creeps all the time.
a thread a few days ago
>>29939212
Lmao it even looks like they were prepared for people puking, seeing those sheets planted there.
>>29941951
>pretending to be a girl on 4chan
>>29939333
is there sauce on this?
>>29941999
Every fucking time.
>>29942006
It's literally on the gif.
>>29940564
baahahah I thought this was a photo of Mystery at first
>>29939584
I would beat the fuck outa this guy for being such a dickhead
>>29939342
I think he did some retarded challenge where he drank a gallon of milk or something
>>29941256
ooohhh hoho I'm going to use that one
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>>29940989
this story makes me feel feels i've never felt before
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>>29941995
Dude that's what I'm fucking seeing too. How often is this happening that they know to put sheets down for this guy's deadlifts?
I'm all for going 100% but god damn
>>29942406
Oh god. New year is coming. I'm afraid.
>>29941273
Jesus i hate stuck up bitches like that.
No sense of humor, only bitchiness and rudeness.
Fuck them .
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>>29941669
spaghetti all over the place
>>29942466
Sweet jesus ... plz be fake.
>>29942049
No fucking shit nigger, but which video?
>>29942466
>>29942552
>>29942049
Thats like saying you have source to a porn webm because the porn sites name is on there
>>29939212
>insecuritiesfloodout.webm
>>29939430
Holy fuck, I laughed so hard I was legitimately crying and choking on my own saliva.
Christ, it's just stupid video, why.
How do I achieve Techno Viking mode?
>>29942950
Kill Thor
Fuck Frey
>>29939130
Catch the pause for slightly too long.
I think he was mad because he had too many feelings.
>>29942950
Techno Viking is one of the most based videos I know.
>>29940233
>saying that you shouldn't hit girls is white knighting
>>29941209
>that mohawk guy laughing along taking a picture when he's roughly the same height
>>29941642
Kill her
>>29939479
I just can't get over how shell shocked that guy sitting next to her looks. It's like listening to their bullshit has broken his mind.
>>29939431
I remember participating in that thread
>jankety janksters
I kek every time
>>29939199
her, its a her
>>29939613
>cucks continue to make up stories and post them on 4chan
save us
>>29939527
Right in the feels.
>>29939212
>mfw the youtube video is titled "sick of deadlifting"
>>29941886
Based Moebius
>>29941674
>that vascularity
Muh dick
>>29939430
>that full retard second one
at least the big guy tried
>>29940762
Well that's it.
As a fellow fat bro tired of being this way, I'm going to the gym.
Thanks /fit/.
>>29939498
I can't save shit fuck fuck fuck.
>>29943575
Why were you even here to begin with if you didn't lift?
>>29940564
The /fa/ meetup probably had less homosexuals in it.
>>29941089
BASED JULIUS
>>29940564
>finalfantasyxv.jpg
>>29939527
Someone Capped my thread. Cool.
>>29939140
The rat is the fatties, anon is the taxpayers, and the crippling social inability is the government.
>>29943749
I have dabbled in it over the past while, but with no proper motivation. I wanted to fill my head with knowledge before I try to do a lift and end up hurting myself because of a lack of proper form. I wanted to read the sticky to see what nutrition information they had. And lastly, I wanted to laugh in a humor thread but ended up feeling worse about myself.
>>29940524
KEK
>>29943904
my sides
>>29939619
>irish spring bar soap
my nigga
>>29942466
always a classic
This was posted yesterday. I found it fucking hilarious.
>>29939430
ketchup botlets, when will they learn?
>>29939536
Sometimes, if I leave my weight gain shake unattended while making the rest of my breakfast, my cat jumps onto the kitchen table and starts lapping it up.
>tfw your cat is trying to steal your gains
>>29939536
update
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>>29939613
This is fucking sad. The guy is an idiot and his girlfriend is a cunt for stringing him along, but god damn, this is sad.
>>29943383
Thousand yard stare.
>>29940346
Did someone shoop the first picture, or has she mastered sucking in her fat chiin?
>>29941464
fuck I miss troll physics
>>29942466
I refuse to believe the ol' lickaroo is two years old
>>29944572
as a former fatty can confirm that the doubleness of a chin is controlled strongly by chin-neck angle
>>29941278
fuark his fucking picture next to that post is perfect
>>29941488
I doubt it's autism. I have been pretty much the same way, and that was me being sheltered (by myself).
I had panic attacks before and during phone calls, so I had to write down exactly what I wanted to say. If the actual conversation deviated from my own plan, then I went blank and never got what I wanted.
I eventually got a job where I had to be on the phone all the fucking time (because I couldn't get another job). Now I'm 100% comfortable with talking on the phone.
Not everything is fucking autism.
>>29944622
if you've been here that long, you realize now that you can never leave
>me too
fuck
perfect timing oc
>>29944048
Wish you the best bro and i recommend my fitness pal app, helped me a lot
