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>was skinnyfag atheist with acne
>lift for 1.5 years (2plaet bench, lmao3plaet squat)
>get dress sense and hygiene
>Go out with friends
>one of them has a qt3.14 girlfriend
>She keeps complimenting me and mirin
>dancing as a group when she takes my hand and leads us away
>hear her bf call out after us
>We get more drinks and I sit down
>she sits on my lap
>full boner and shes rubbing it inbetween her buttcheeks while we flirt
>her bf comes over
> mfw she doesnt get off me and we have a 30 min convo with my dick between her cheeks
> she just messaged me on facebook
Still a virgin. Wtf do I do?
>>29395266
>atheist
Does this matter?
>fuck her
>ruin their relationship
>lose contact with both
>spy on them arguing with each other
>tip your fedora to them and walk away
but i mean if you want to fuck her just do it.
she's a disloyal bitch so don't stick around afterwards unless you just want sex.
>>29395291
my first thought
>>29395291
yeah i was expecting him to find God at the end of the greentext
>>29395291
Yes, OP is creating the setting with fedora maymay
>>29395291
grills evolved to prefer cavemen of higher IQ
>>29395298
The guy seemed pretty crushed and was acting crazy jealous the whole time. He started off trying to deflect her slutty behaviour by joking. Ie she started laughing at a joke and came in with one hand round my waste tapping me on the chest as she laughed - then she stopped and squeezed my pec. Then he came in and tried to make a joke out of it by lifting his shirt and squeezing his moob.
I feel like I may as well do him a favour and fug her to break them up. If its not me it'll be someone else.
>>29395266
You know what to do
>>29395291
It does because when I was in highschool I was aspie trying to discuss Dawkins and the weak anthropic principle with grills.
>>29395348
sounds like a really weird situation altogether.
It's up to you man.
Either way the best thing to do is just stay away from them afterwards altogether, whether you fuck her or not. Also don't be naive and let the first pussy fuck with your emotions.
>>29395348
Won't your mutual friends hate you for this?
>>29395348
There is a chance she was using you to make him jealous. Is he above her level? Given that she didnt get off you immediately I don't know what to make of it. Maybe she wants a threesome?
>>29395348
Tell your friend to break up with her, and that the way he was feeling wasn't jealous behavior. Be the good guy OP. Women are fucking everywhere, don't fuck with your friends.
>>29395380
I doubt it. His girlfriend isolated him from the group by taking up all his time. My friends were encouraging me to go after her but I'm inexperienced and assumed she was mocking me at first.
>>29395266
>still a virgin
M8
UWOTM8?
grinding on your meat stick like that and you're a virgin
UWOT
>>29395414
Beta
Do not take this advice.
Nice guys do it for free and always finish last
How bigs your dick OP and why hasnt anyone asked for the FB screencap?
>>29395403
Theres no chance either of those things were happening because >she messaged me today
She wants the D and she wants to cuck her fat bf
Post pic of this qt3.14
>dancing as a group when she takes my hand and leads us away
>hear her bf call out after us
Jesus
>>29395266
What's the purpose of this picture?
>at work
> random old fat guy asks if im a wrestler
he was mirin, and he was gay
This is my only mirin story, been lifting for almost a year.
>mfw
>>29395493
Be thankful for what you have.
>>29395496
No cashiers mirin?
If they accidentally touch your clammy palm while you take your 10c change it counts
>>29395508
Thanks, I will.
>>29395414
this, don't be retard OP, it'll come back to you
>>29395266
>Captain Crunch for christmas
>>29395496
The only person to compliment the "musculature" of my legs was a tranny after we finished having sex.
>>29395266
Explain image
>>29395266
You hot dog those holy buttcheeks, come a cross on your screen, and snapchat that to your bro.
>CHECKMATE ATHIESTS
>>29395567
No idea. Thats not the one I uploaded. It was this one for the > mfw
>>29395266
How close are you with these friends.
Scenario A:
>fuck her
>bf finds out eventually
>everything goes to shit
Scenario B:
>Don't fuck her
>consider telling bro shes a sloot
>whether he believes you or not, drop it
>keep being his bro and fuck some other sloot
>>29395563
Went to a massage parlor and the lady put oil on my barely visible abs and kept talking to me about sport before offering me the special for 50 bucks
> tfw talked her down to 30
> came buckets
>>29395606
Option C
>fuck her without telling her bf
>nothing bad happens
>>29395611
so what you're saying is you got a haggle job
>>29395606
Fuck those
>fuck her
>tell bro she's a sloot
>keep being his bro and fuck some other sloot
Fuck her in his bed
>>29395595
Fuck, that's even weirder. Did they really wall him in like that?
>>29395644
Yeah. Thomas took his job and the fat controller walled him in like the mafia cunt he is.
I think it was because gordon was being arrogant or something. He didnt want to get rained on i think.
>>29395644
Yeah I remember that episode, I think he got broken or something and couldn't get outta the tunnel so they just walled him up
>>29395440
My penis is 60mm across in the middle and about 6.5inches hard. Bought some Naked Lifestyle Larger condoms this morning. If I can get away with it should I go in bareback? Whats the best experience for a virgin?
>>29395681
So you already bought condoms? Why are you asking /fit/ for advice dude? You dont blow 8 bucks on condoms and then not bone her. Enjoy the implosion.
>>29395681
You're a big guy
mate, let's be real here.
She is obviously a whore.
He know's this but doesn't have the self confidence to call her out on it in the act because he likes her and doesn't wan't to ruin it.
The irony of it is that he knows deep down she is not loyal, he just dosn't want it to be like that hence the 'jokes' but he know's the further this continues, the more it will eat at his self confidence.
fast forward to the day he finds out she has cheated on him with multiple guys. he will be heartbroken and his confidence will be shattered... not because he was cheated on... but because he always knew it was going to happen... and he didn't have the self esteem to leave her...
if you are his friend, don't let this happen.
I know how he feels...
>>29395611
>dubs
That's noice, was it a franchised parlor or one of those "independent" ones?
>tfw never happens at Massage Envy
>>29395723
He's indian so I don't really care
>>29395690
I was asking what I should say to her. Like should I go for it now or wait and let the tension build more? I was considering inviting them round mine and making a move if i can get her alone.
>>29395348
get away from that
lots of sluts around, not so many friends. you have come this far without pussy, you can handle another month
>>29395414
this
>>29395316
Kekd
>>29395738
Some random place. Went in there after a workout because I honestly wanted a massage (didnt remove pants until she offered the special). She even let me touch her butt while giving me the wristy and then cleaned me up after. I want to go back but >tfw gf
>>29395766
What race is the girl? Post the FB message and dubs can decide what you say
>>29395766
Post pics of the girl
>>29395595
DELETE THIS
>>29395821
Dubs decides what I say
>>29395890
"haha"
>Friends and i are going out on halloween night
> Got myself a spider- man morphsuit
> Shit is tight
> During the night i got my ass grope 3 times by girls
I was kinda shocked at first but i would be lying if i said i didnt like that
>On the dance floor i see a qt3.14 dancing with her friend
>Her friend leaves and she follows. As she pass by me she just let her finger run on my arm
> Spot her with her friend outside the dancefloor
>What's the worst that can happen?
>Ask her if she would like to dance with me
>Mfw she says yes.
She later gave me her number and we are now texting
>>29395316
fucking this lmao
mother goose u aite
>>29395916
Fuck I hate that
>>29395717
Why does everyone post him on /fit/?
>>29395918
is that the spiderman mask from amazon?
>>29395348
Seems like she was purposely trying to piss him off, best thing to do is make the best out of the situation and shit on her chest, just don't catch any feelings, cause she will fuck with them
>>29395918
Getting your ass groped is truly the greatest feel
>>29395890
Its not ok. I'm telling him.
>>29395890
if i let you in you would have to let my dick in also ;)
>>29395890
LOL! XD :)
>>29395890
I'll come pick you up at 7
>>29395890
Hey, I know this is weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert. just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy." So yeah, excuse me if I come across uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha
>>29395890
I have to return some videotapes
>>29395890
"I'm sorry for what I did."
>>29395890
You're a slut
>>29395890
seriously now anonette, i know this is wrong but i want you. badly. how about we meet tonight?
>>29395890
:P
Send me a pic
>>29395266
she's obvi a sloot. fuck her if you want, just don't catch feels.
>>29395890
rerolling >>29395968
>>29395266
first thing you do is stop e-stating
>>29395348
That's the definition of "that guy", Anon.
Is it worth having your friend hate you because LOL I GOT MUH DICK RODE?
Women are whores, you can find another one.
>>29395890
EYO GURL WAN SUM FUKK?
>>29395890
"ay gurl r u a beaver? cuz dam"
>>29395940
What about muscle groped?
>>29395890
Noones got dubs. Come round tonight
>>29395978
rerolling for >>29395968
this is my only chance, there are two dubs coming shortly
>>29395348
not worth it anon. if he is your friend you should tell him what's up, but if nothing else just walk away. bitch probably has a disease or something, too.
>>29395890
ayy lmao thank u skeleton; shrekt ;'^D)
>>29395890
stop, drop, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
no problem haha lol haha
>>29395999
Triple rolling samefaggot who got trips not dubs
Skip him
>>29395999
trips of truth
>>29395999
>>29396000
back to back trips
something is habbening =^)
>>29396000
You have to send this OP
>>29395999
dont say this op, plenty of bitches out there.
>>29395999
>>29396000
dem trips
>>29395954
Rolling for dis
Check em
haha no problem lol haha...
>>29395968
Do it faggot
>>29395999
Winrar
>>29395890
Do you want my D? Yes or Yes?
>chilling in dorm room with door open
>girl walks by
>eye contact is made, smile
>she keeps walking and loudly drops her keys
Pretty sure it was a coincidence but I like to think otherwise
>visit grandpa in hospital after he broke his arm
>his brother is there, don't now him too well - haven't seen him in a couple years
>asks my dad what university football team I play for
>my face when people think I play burgerball
>>29395890
haha
can I come in
like come in your vagina?
>>29395999
>>29396000
>>29396072
>>29396105
ayy
are you op doe
>>29396105
>anonette
ya blew it
>>29396105
Now press that fucking like button to max size
>>29396105
>not posting the rest of the convo for proof
not real
>>29396105
>anonette
>>29396121
Kek
>>29396105
fake and u fucked it up SMD op
>>29395935
no i bought the whole suit and the lens on zentaizone.com
>>29396124
Didn't want to have to fuck around with paint. Gimme a sec
>>29396161
fucking lol
>>29396162
>>29396221
Shaggle My Daggle
>>29396212
"no drama"
>Go to GNC to buy Yohimbe to get rid of the belly fat
>Saw a asian qt at the other isle for a brief second didn't think anything of it
>Talk to counter lady ask if I was a member
>I am not.
>Suddenly a voice behind me
>I can use her card
>Say thanks
>She tries to start a full conversation
>Go full autisum mode
>Say bye.
>Don't turn my head
>>29396212
these dubs want you to answer "pls respond"
checkem
>>29396234
This
>>29396241
nice try bateman
>but
these dubs demand op say "answer me bitch"
>>29396212
ima shredded sickunt ya bitch can sak ma d
captcha fucking related:420 blaze it
>>29395316
Same I thought it'd end like
>Get qt3.14 after finding god and going to church
>/fit/ its 2014 why havent you made spiritual gains to get a gf?
>>29396269
>pls
>>29396212
post her answer cunt
>>29396234
this fucking pic of Carl Winslow it works so good
This is the most confusing thread on /fit/ in ages. Op what the fuck are you doing?
You wont get the girl. But it looks like you wanted to now. And you called her anon? Why did you make this thread?
>>29396292
this is now a dubs thread
check'em
>Be stereotypical first generation asian. Skinny as fuck, nothing to differentiate me from the others in the asian horde.
>Have a few friends who introduce me to a couple of other friends. Some of them girls.
>Not really close with any of the girls but consider them above acquaintance, below friend.
>One of them I find deliciously cute. I'm completely obsessed with her.
>Party girl, extrovert, shares none of my interests, has 2000+ friends on facebook.
>Is friendly to me, but obviously not interested.
>Don't really see her for a year but stay in touch through facebook and instagram.
>Start working out religiously.
>Friend invites me to beach. Tells me he's going to pick me up.
>Friend arrives, see my crush in shotgun.
>Mouth a gap when she sees me in a tight shirt. Catches herself and plays it cool.
>Get to the beach, get changed, we meet at our spot.
>Gives me the up and down, catches herself, plays it cool.
>Go into the water, the girl follows but puts on her sunglasses.
>Thinks I can't see her eyes. I can totally see her staring through her lenses. Even bites her lip at one point.
>Try and hide boner.
>>29396212
you aite op
>>29396293
It was just a "?"
Dubs decides next reply
>>29396332
Ignore that last message
I wanted to ask you... do you want my D? Yes or yes?
>>29395266
Fuck her but don't get attached.
If she's willing to cheat on her bf for you, she'll do it again when someone better than you comes along. You're not some magical special person that she was waiting for. She's a slut.
>>29396332
>do you want my D? Yes or yes?
>>29396332
Are you an archaeologist?
>>29395266
you never make a move on your friends girl
>>29396332
sugoi anon-chan that's too kawai for me suuuuuuugoi!
i mean sorry bb wan sum fuk?
>>29396332
i don't think you were that wasted and you dont need to apologize
>>29396332
DO YOU WANT MY DICK? YES OR YES? PLS RESPOND
Are you a girl gamer?
>>29396332
>Implying I lift for grills.
>>29396332
I meant that I really love you and that you are PERFECT just the way you are don't listen to them sugarbaby love u :)
>>29395890
well, the truth is.. you forgot your underwear in my room, you should come pick it up
>>29396332
p-please respond
>>29396332
i didn't forget that night. you don't know what you have started. i'm gonna wreck that pussy and leave you having a breakdown craving more
>>29396409
rerol for dis
I'll be round at 7:30
>>29396332
What's that? Sorry, can't hear you with my dick in your mouth
>>29396316
>Uses 500 words to say he saw some chick once after a year
You let me down my asian brother
>>29396332
I j-just want my d-d-dick inside you anonette.
>>29396420
this
>>29396332
Idk what i'm saying sugarbaby,i'm so tired of this senseless live,I think I just...I just love you and I wanna cuddle with you and watch animu ok?Take care of yourself,love you honey :)
>>29396332
I want you to touch my tralala, my ding ding dong.
>>29396420
rolling for this
Change 'that night' to 'last night'
>>29396446
do you really want to know what happened last night? come to my place, I'll explain you
>>29396455
ayyy
>>29396446
rerol lmao
>>29396455
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINRAR
>>29396455
WINRAR
>>29396472
>ding ding ding
i think you meant ding ding dong tralala
>>29396332
Good job OP, now she just thinks you're weird. Your friend knows you tried to hit on his girl and your dick is not gonna get wet. You somehow got the worst of both worlds
>>29396332
I'll pick you up tonight and we are going to fuck, okay?
>>29395266
She's willing to cheat on her current bf, why not you?
Some women are women, and some are sluts. You don't want the latter.
>>29396479
Faggot
>>29396476
shit.. i haven't been to church in like a month
that might be the reason i'm stalling so much
>>29396497
this op let her drain ur pipes but don't gf this bitch
and b ready to fend off an army of beta indians
>>29396509
this is brilliant, shes wants the D too.
>>29396509
Hahaha, holy fuck, she gives zero fucks. Even after that last one you might still have a chance.
>>29396509
good
>>29396509
Theres a pretty difference between shooting a girl some texts and shooting cum on her face
From what it seems, shes just having fun because you're "so randum" but good luck
>>29396509
>she ignored the anonnete thing
Wut
>>29396436
Yeah that turned out a bit long. Sorry dude.
If it's any consolation, I did get her number and she snapchats me nudes every now and then.
>>29395350
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>29395350
le FHRITP maymay xD WELL PLAYED! GG
>>29396555
So is this what he's gonna say now?
>>29396479
>>29396544
Lel same cunt
>>29395266
Guys this FWB is over her way now and the only times we have sex I am drunk, I'm stone cold sober tonight and she is expecting an all nighter. I'm not sure whats going to happen kinda nervous. Only reason sober because had to deadlift today, sundays the best day for this. Hit 365x5 which is weaker but I've recently lost 20 lbs so i'm not that upset. Hopefully won't go down any further!
>>29396555
The trips have spoken OP, do whatever you have to do now. Stop listening to /fit/ and seal the deal.
>>29396553
>snapchat
>nudes
Brah, you're gonna make it
>>29395890
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>29395999
>>29396000
>>29396555
>this thread
>mfw
>>29396567
Alright. Catch you cunts later.
I sent her a message that said 8:30 and she sent back a "ok :)"
>>29396564
Indeed, I posted, you responded, and I responded. Thats typically how things go on 4chan
Regardless, good luck on getting laid, for your sake I really do hope something comes from all this work because the stakes are literally 10x higher for the exact same result as before you started
>>29396581
screencap or didnt happen
>>29396581
/thread
>>29396581
What was her reply to the tralala thing?
>>29396531
Because it's fake
>>29395890
>>29396094
Yes, Pepe, I too am pleased about this
>>29396566
fuckin guys shes gettin dropped off now so be even shorter. Worst part is shes been drinkin all night and ive been at work. Well here goes nothing
>>29396654
Play it cool. Dont say much and make copious eye contact
>>29395595
>>29396627
>this fucking guy
will getting on roids keep potential gfs from being whores guys? Is there any hope?
>>29396680
pretty sure shes going to want to talk at some point. shes bringing over a gf with her they were out at a nearby bar
>>29396716
Yes
>>29396716
relationship ethics get better with smarter, more cultured and mature women. some will always be whores tho.
be sure to make them brain and money gains to be worthy of your loyal 9/10 qt.π
>>29396745
pics
>>29396759
m-maybe someday
