>Doing a community theatre production of Twelfth Night
>I'm playing Feste the Clown, gymbro is Duke Orsino, we have fun doing this
>There's one fat as fat fatass who plays Sir Toby Belch, a fat drunken bastard
>He's played by an obnoxious gay bear with a really bad odor
>Shitty actor
>No comic timing
>Brings his fellow performers down with his ego and shitty pacing because of fat
>One day during rehearsal one of the girls complains that she hasn't eaten
>Gymbro offers m'lady part of his Chipotle bowl because he is a fucking gentleman
>They go on stage to do their scene
>Neither myself or Gay Bear are in it and that faggot proceeds to start scarfing down my buddy's bowl
>I'm pretty autist to confrontation (which is why I do community theatre) but I blatantly tell him "What the fuck?!"
>This faggot blows me a fucking kiss and dismisses the fact that he's eating someone else's food
>He finishes the whole fucking thing
>We go on stage, a scene where Gay Bear is supposed to be drunk with his buddies and I'm the only sober one
>Gay Bear goes in to recline on me for support and I just move out of the way and let him eat shit
>Gay Bear starts crying
>Convince the scatter brained director that's what he told me to do last night
>Doesn't show up to rehearsal anymore and is replaced by this really cool strongfat guy who can do a lot of physical shit and brings the character to life
Lesson Learned: Great things happen when fat people go away.
>>29284380
I applaud you sir
>>29284380
>be a fatass
>come to /fit/ for fps stories
>always have a good laugh
Bumpin with fatcat
>>29284466
Is this guy an internet 'celebrity' or something?
>>29284380
Typical fucking Feste.
Now you should be turning that sort of abuse to your Malvolio.
Tell the director it's relationship work
He'll eat that shit up.
I don't know how to turn this into a fat people story but I really don't know why so many fat, fucking, dark-skinned spics love to claim they're part Italian and brag about how someone in their family has colored eyes.
I don't know, it just gets to me.
Should I fuck a fat girl pol?
She has a pretty face and blue eyes, her body type is pretty close to this
>>29284502
Already on that, chief!
We go full BDSM for the Sir Topas seen.
My newsfeed is full of this shit
>>29284535
Haha, awesome.
Community theatre is fucking trash, so you should at least have fun.
Incoming rage train 1/6
>>29284426
Same, tbh. Also motivation to not be someone in these stories.
>at HEB
>friend is currently in a full leg cast after she has surgery
>go to get her one of those scooters
>as I am helping her into it, basically pick her up and place her in there, this woman comes waddling over to us
>woman is fucking squeezed into a pair of brown pants and litterally looks like an ice cream cone that oozing over the top
>Her: "Umm, hey are you planning on using that."
>just kind of look at her like, did you seriously just not see me place her in it?
>say "Yeah, she just had surgery so she needs it."
>Her: "Oh, well they told me it was the last one."
>Me: "Man, that sucks, they should get more."
>Her: "Yeah, I have a medical condition so it would be REALLY great if I could have one..."
>her eyes were shooting fucking lasers at the scooter when she said this
>Me: "Yep. Like I said, that sucks. Bye."
>walk off with my friend while this lady just gives us a huge exasperated look
Like bitch, do you seriously not see my friend is in a fucking cast that takes up her entire fucking leg? She seriously wanted us to give her our scooter.
>>29284591
Dat bacon greased neck
>>29284601
Wait there's more
>>29284578
>this is what fat people actually believe they look like
And bullshit that was the standard. I have a shit ton of old photos from my grandparents that I go through and everyone was skinny as fuck.
>work has a bowling team, join because good guys and I'm that sort of basic faggot who likes Lebowski too much
>make monthly finals
>team in next lane are refugees from Japanese science
>table covered in shit tier alley food, bodies resemble larger versions of bowling balls draped in nylon
>one waddles in to bowl like she's in the triple jump, huge foul
>Newton's law of momentum
>hits the oil, legs swing up, goes horizontal about three feet in the air
>Newton's law of gravity
>comes to earth
>blinding flash, planetary apocalypse, dinosaurs wiped out again, thanks bitch
>lies in the lane, spread out gutter to gutter
>can't get up, won't get up, demands ambalamps
>ambalamps takes sweet time getting there, currently engaged in saving people rather than picking up fatties
>demands friends feed her food and drink while she's lying in the lane, head propped by rolled up clothing
>we just keep bowling next to her, fuck it, on a schedule here
>fatties' faces when we ignore their angry threat wobbling about playing
>ambalamps faces when they see what they have to lever onto a guerney
>a
>>29284545
I find it funny that being thin instantly means you have to have a breast job.
>>29284626
Last one
>>29284629
I really hate that fact that fat women actually think size matters over shape and texture to a guy. I rather have a girl with A cups that are firm and perky over some slag with DDD sized tubes that literally drag on the floor.
>>29284626
Obama's probably one of those atheist muslims trying to destroy our country and take our freedoms.
>>29284521
As long as she ain't stink.
>>29284380
Fucking legendary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7mrbJgxm3U
>>29284521
yes, if anything happens tell us about it. Non-fictional FPS content is always good.
>>29284545
My cousin used to be one of these bitches after she started getting fat. She also lost a 100k+ high class job in marketing for the same reasons.
She recently had to sell her home due to not being able to pay bills and is in the process of getting a divorce.
>mfw everytime I get an update on her life
>>29284521
Depends anon, are you a degenerate?
>>29284615
Not to mention that the person in that picture more than likely worked out.
>Bones are for dogs, meat is for men.
Fat is not fucking meat. Muscle is meat.
>>29284545
>there
>>29284578
I don't know what kind of mental gymnastics somebody has to do in order to convince themselves that their 200+ pound body looks anything like her's
>>29284705
It gets to a point where someone's body can't even disgust me because my mind doesn't even register what I am looking at as being even remotely human.
>>29284685
I didn't think that one on the left was a baby. I don't think anyone would think that one was a baby. It just looks like a big fat cow trying to be sexy. You suck.
>>29284521 take that girl to Cheesecake Factory and stuff her full of butter and sugar and chocolate and then take her home and stuff her full of you. Like a man would.
>>29284545
>31st on jan
>aka i got 30 days into my nyr to lose weight and have given up
>>29284685
Wonderful
>>29284698
>>29284716
You sound like a fatty lover.
>>29284763
I prefer bony women, but if a woman offers and you don't have to move anything out of the way, you fuck that pig good, even if you don't want to.
>>29284782
>having almost literally no standards
You're such a square
>>29284782
or how about you don't tell me to adhere to your beta as fuck sexual morality. get fucked m8
>>29284782
>bony
>not fit, which shows discipline, self control and a decent lifestyle
>>29284794
>you don't have to move anything out of the way
You must live in Utah or Colorado or some non-fat country. In some parts of the U.S. that eliminates like 95% of single women.
And I didn't say to date her or even pursue her. But if she offers, what are you going to do? More chubby acquiescing than chubby chasing.
>>29284716
u mad, pedophile?
>>29284380
is acting fun? is it hard? could i, an idiot, learn it?
>>29284818
A pedophile would be happy because then he could just grab a big fat woman (or man, since you really can't tell the difference after a certain point), shave her bare, and act out all his wildest sexual fantasies without being sent to prison and then murdered.
>>29284806
>But if she offers, what are you going to do?
Say the fuck no, I would rather fuck my hand than stick my dick into your poop shoot, and no, I did not mean your ass.
Seriously man, get some fucking standards. I weep for this generation of men that have so little respect for themselves that they will literally fuck anyone that tells them to. You seriously need to take a good hard look at your life, unless of course you want to be like >>29284685
>>29284834
>standards
Standards are for and practices.
Get elbow deep in two fat girls and they be all like pic related. Only instead of blood it's shit. Sometimes they poo a little.
>>29284569
>imvu
is she 14?
i bet her avatar is thin and pretty
>>29284622
5 star post
Recently moved from a college town that is by most college town standards, not that great (big engineering school) to a normal town in Oklahoma and going to the walmart here is like going to a fucking freakshow. Everyone rolling around in motorized carts and tons of fat fucking kids everywhere too. If they do walk, they walk at half my speed and block an entire aisle with their massive width. I will literally step, stop for a second, then continue this routine and am still faster than them. It fucking hurts. I used to hate fat people but now I want to kill myself to get away from them because I now hate them so much. I am literally scared of what the western world will be 40 years from now. So much entitled bullshit from fatties who don't want to be responsible for their own shit. Healthcare costs are going to be enormous for the government.
>>29284889
I broke my foot two months ago and within a week I was lapping 75% of the people at the store. And they didn't seem to be the least bit ashamed of it.
>>29284889
>Oklahoma
Did you live there before? Oklahoma has probably the ugliest people in the country. Also enjoy the crime rate.
>>29284705
that is not a person anymore. its just... its just something gross and profane. Like a demon or something. Some kind of cross between a lust and gluttony demon whose horror comes from a combination of both appetites.
>>29284916
Nope, stationed at AFB here now. The choices for me were Enid, OK (all these fat people but maybe something to do in OKC), Del Rio, TX (fuckload of Mexicans, scorpions, and hours away from anything resembling society), and Columbus, MS (and MS has highest obesity rate in the US, and thus the world most likely.) Briefings so far seem to say crime rate isn't bad, just some drug activity on east side of town. Thankfully I can conceal carry and most of the time I'm with a large group of friends when I go downtown.
>>29284705
wat.
how is that staying "up"
does she have stronger muscles than me?
>>29284937
Shit man, those were some fucking awful choices.
>>29284937
I don't suppose you can get yourself sent to Germany? German women are cute.
>>29285004
>>29285029
I feel like they make the undergraduate pilot training bases in shitholes for a reason. They want the young lieutenants to actually study and focus on flying rather than partying/getting drunk/chasing ass. Especially the academy kids who never were able to do that shit while in school and might go crazy if it was at a nice destination. There are some pretty nice bases after pilot training at least.
They even have a term for the girls here. They call them "enoids." Makes them sound like a separate species from humans, which they very well might be.
>>29284937
Shoulda gone to Del Rio. The desert is fun as shit.
>>29285118
Do not listen to this man, I lived in West Texas and the whole desert is a shit hole.
>>29285118
All the weird people from my detachment went there over the years. I've also heard it's pretty difficult to get off base housing and the BAH with it, and I wanted to make more money so I am rooming with the same guy I roomed with in my last year of school and we split rent and pocket some extra BAH, which is nice. Oklahoma might as well be a desert though, the whole area is flat and brown with nothing to look at. Buddy of mine just dropped FAIP out of T-38 track and I feel terrible that he has to be here for that much longer.
>>29284380
>DO
>k
>>29285192
>>29285193
I lived in Pecos/El Paso for a year. There's lots to do if you enjoy being outside & don't mind a little heat. And you're not too far from some decent natural parks for your weekends. But I'm a bit of a desert rat, I even enjoyed the weather in Mosul during my 15 months.
>>29284715
Beautiful
>>29284613
>Can't afford Obamacare
I make fucking peanuts and I can afford that shit.
>>29284598
>Encouraging your friend to become a fatty.
You can walk with a cast on y'know
>>29284715
>>29285320
It costs more to insure the obese, dumbass.
>>29285405
They don't charge a different rate unless you have been diagnosed with something. Simply being obese won't increase your insurance rate (go figure). Dumbass.
>>29284930
>HAEUS
kek
>>29285436
I'm not American. That is how it works in the first world.
>>29285579
>implying "first world" means what you think it means and not simply the fact that the country is an ally of the US and not the Soviet Union
History, how does it work
>>29285602
>implying you have any fucking clue about economics or sociopolitical structures
education, how does it work?
>>29285626
He's an American, so it doesn't work at all.
>>29285626
>inb4 you're a Cambridge Econ Major
You've already demonstrated your ignorance with your misuse of "first world." Just stop embarrassing yourself already.
>>29284622
>
This was a funny fps, thanks Anon.
>>29284685
wholy shit
>>29284710
you see, they do get plenty of exercise. Mental gym 3xF all day errday
>>29284613
Why do you make me rage so?
>>29284633
>he's not a Christian, he's Muslim
Jesus fuck, that's actually painful.
>>29285668
But America practically is a third world country.
>shit labour laws
>shit education
>shit healthcare
>shit political structure
>overspending on military at the cost of education and health.
>gas guzzling
>class mobility is practically nonexistent
>>29285948
You quoted that poorly.
>>29284834
Can you really expect people to have self respect? After all, they're them.
>>29284521
I wouldn't. It's your choice, man.
>>29284857
amachineforpigs.gif
>>29284830
It's fun if you make it fun.
It's interpretation, so anyone could learn it.
Just have fun
>>29286034
Not true. America has the most millionaires. Because there is an incredible amount inequality. Just like all really poor countries. Oh, wait.
>>29284705
Lord God in Heaven... I dont even have a reaction image for this. This is almost amazing. How does this even happen.
After years of denial and repeating over and over how it is acceptable to be kinda chubby and that i am okay the way i am, i finally decided to improve myself, not only to be thin but also to be fit. because i dont want to be okay i want to be fucking great.
These threads (and fit in general) really opened my eyes so thank you all, guys.
>>29284831
Then why don't you.
>>29285375
>that armpit hair
every time
>>29286034
>shit labour laws
Just because the government doesn't force companies to provide certain things doesn't mean those things are provided exactly the same as in your socialist shithole. Americans are one of the top countries as far as vacation days taken, yet there is no law forcing companies to provide them.
>shit education
Agree, thanks department of education!
>shit healthcare
We have the world's most effective healthcare system, so either you're ignorant or just parroting what your TV tells you.
>shit political structure
Debatable
>overspending on military at the cost of education and health.
Yeah we should dump money into education, despite the fact that all data and studies have shown that increasing funding does not increase education quality. We should also totally increase healthcare spending, because free shit is cool yo. After all, the government is magic and just creates value from nothing.
>gas guzzling
This is where I'm having trouble taking you seriously.
>class mobility is practically nonexistent
And this is where I stop altogether. The USA has objectively the most mobile social "class" structure in the world. Only a fully head-in-the-sand liberal can parrot the narrative this hard while completely ignoring reality.
>>29286218
>wealth inequality is somehow bad
Please turn off the TV and educate yourself. Capitalism is not a zero sum game.
>>29284923
She clearly worships Papa Nurgle
This fucking thread..
I was planning on getting carls jr today but probably not anymore
>>29286954
Imagine if all the fatties weren't just retarded but were actually priests of Chaos. That would make me feel a bit better about society.
Slaaaaneeessshhhh
>>29286935
>being this wrong
>>29286976
You'd think gluttony would go with Slaanesh but those followers gotta be all sexy for the orgies... fatties gon' Nurgle.
>>29286935
>>29284705
It's so disgusting, it's fascinating
>at the store
>hamplanet waddling down the aisle towards the register
>oh boy it sure would be funny to look in her cart and laugh at all of the unhealthy food she's purchasing
>scurry up behind her
>sneak a peek into her cart
>PUDDING PUDDING PUDDING PUDDING PUDDING PUDDING PUDDING
>nothing in her cart but giant one-pound tubs of pudding
>mfw I realize she's not fat, just doing SS + GOPAD
>mfw she's gonna make it
>>29286940
I educated myself.
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/feb/26/imf-inequality-economic-growth
http://online.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702304185104579437193433238018
http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/8b41dfc8-47c1-11e4-ac9f-00144feab7de.html
http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/b3462520-805b-11e3-853f-00144feab7de.html
It harms economic growth
http://www.nber.org/reporter/spring03/health.html
http://epirev.oxfordjournals.org/content/26/1/78.full
It harms health. Even for the people on top.
https://www.equalitytrust.org.uk/sites/default/files/research-digest-violent-crime-final.pdf
http://bjp.rcpsych.org/content/199/4/341.1
It increases violent crime
http://blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandpolicy/lower-levels-of-inequality-are-linked-with-greater-innovation-in-economies/
It reduces innovation
So how is inequality not a bad thing again?
pic from The Economist
>>29287212
There aren't even letters on those pie charts, you fucking cunt.
>>29287241
Getting angry because you are running out of argument?
>>29287258
I'm not the one you were arguing with. I just expected to know what was going on with those pie charts.
>>29287258
is that real?
Good job putting that smug porker in his place. I got to go full onion on this fatty when I shrekt him.
>he's in a college singing choir with this cutie I know and hates that I am always there to support her(no beta).
>I grin and laugh internally when he's talking shit about me to the girl
>he challenges me to sing if I'm so "cool"
>*ayy lmao internally*
>mfw I whip out petect lyrics and tone for "this Jesus must die" - caiaphas in a voice so deep that low test gyno hog couldn't hit
>mfw seeing his defeated face after I showed him I was better than him ay his only skill
Heh...nothing personal, bovine
>>29286976
Oh, if only. I'd be so Tzeentch it wouldn't even be funny.
>>29287044
>Put together by the Commonwealth Fund
>Puts the UK first.
Clearly this is an impartial study & not something created to appease the masses.
>>29287044
Feels good to be Australian.
>>29287425
Of course it feels good to be Australian. All you people do is impregnate foreign women and fight with giant spiders.
>>29287433
Every day is like a dungeon crawler game.
>>29285375
JE-SIS CHRIST
That has to be the most punchable face I have ever seen. She literally looks like a bitch on wheels. And that red dyed hair.
>>29287394
>>29286935
That's a moot point. "The laws are shit but sometimes companies are ok". Fucking waiters/waitresses need tips to survive, for fuck sake. The laws remain shit, it's just some companies don't stick to their "right" stringently.
You don't have the world's most effective health care system. France does. It's also socialistic in nature.
Increased spending in education would allow for quality measures to be instated. Also, socialised health care isn't free. It's paid through taxes, but works out cheaper for everyone. It would either increase the quality of private sector or cause a reduction in private sector prices to be more competitive. Similarly, it would allow for the poor to avail of a service which would increase the worker productivity in the long run.
In theory, the U.S. is class mobile, but in practice it is incredibly immobile. Wealth breeds wealth, and getting into a business requires innate skill and education (which is why spending more on education would be a good thing).
>>29284545
Holy fuck women are retarded. Do they ever have anything smart or interesting to say...
>>29284685
the end is pretty hilarious but the whole silhouette part isn't very good to it's argument, seems too childish/
>>29287529
Feminists try to liken thin girls to pubescent boys and call anyone who likes >muh skin and bones, pedos
>>29284545
>associating yourself on facebook with people like this
>>29284857
why are they killing pigs Halal style?
>>29287283
Sorry.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2012/08/inequality
The left is real wealth distribution, right is the preferred wealth distribution of Americans.
>>29285375
I wonder if those women believe what they're saying or are just being "nice."
>>29284606
Well she's right about that. Obama is a horrible president and a teacher should teach the kids to think critically, not worship the president like some kind of god.
>>29287550
That's fat acceptance groups, they aren't all feminists nor do they represent feminists.
>>29287394
Yeah all those sources they gathered were just lying, the WHO just decided to go along with it.
>>29287557
How else would they kill them?
>>29287044
damn if i Didn't prefer brunettes I'd move to SWE / SWIZ (Fuck uk)
>>29284545
haha <3 xx
>>29287550
That's probably a good point, but I def knew what the silhouette part was all about (Didn't need the reveal etc, knew what was gonna happen).
I'd actually post it as a response pic to girls that put the 'muh curves' minus that part tbh.
>>29284857
I don't understand,
cows are stunned when they slaughter them, no pain
Chicken's heads are chopped off, they probably cannot feel pain
Why weren't the pigs put to sleep or something? This is unnecessary cruelty
(I assume the pigs are awake and full aware)
>>29284591
>Juggalo family
BURGERS, PIZZA, POP AND DIRT
FUCKIN' DIETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
AND I DON'T WANNA TALK TO NO /FIT/IZEN, 'CAUSE Y'ALL ARE LYIN' AND MAKIN' ME THIN
>>29287566
If they look like her, believe it. If skinny, being nice.
>>29287633
Pigs are stunned, usually electrically. Note that the one on the floor isn't trying to escape or get away, it's just thrashing.
>>29284830
>could i, an idiot, learn it?
He already said "community theatre" brah
>>29284930
Funny, as long as it is fictional
>>29284606
I'm among the most conservative people I know, and I want to sing his praises just to piss off fatty-fatty-boom-batty over there. What have you done to me, /fit/?
>>29287633
"Meat is Murder" try watching that.
(I still eat meat). There is no ethetical treatment of animals in a society where we mass produce food because we are fat as fuck + over populated.
Unless we are talking specifically stated 'free range' type products. (Which who knows is even a lie or not)
>>29286935
Oh you poor ignorant fucker. There's just no way to explain to you brainwashed Murikans how bad you have things because you live in denial. All I can say is, move to a place like Finland and you'd see how much better everything regarding the government and society here is.
Well, almost everything. The government should drive the mudslimes back to the Middle East before our glorious nation turns into some Islam & feminist shithole like Sweden.
>>29287354
>Heh...nothing personal, bovine
>>29287212
Not the ignorant Burgerlandian you were talking to, but let's be honest. The world would be a horrible place if everyone had as much wealth. Humans are not equal, and not everybody deserves as much. Any leader or someone who does very important work like engineering obviously deserves to have much more wealth than someone who cleans hospitals as their job.
>>29287692
>There is no ethetical treatment of animals in a society where we mass produce food
False dilemna. We mass produce food but animals are better treated today (in the West, Halal butchery and the Chinese are cruel as shit).
The closest to suffering is factory farming chickens but considering they just sit and eat, and the average American also sits and eats, well, I don't feel that bad for them.
Every animal is required to be put down humanely and only by licensed abattoirs.
So long as the animal isn't abused I don't really care. I'd strangle them myself if I had to.
Ideally we'd be eating vat grown blobs of muscle but that's a while away yet.
Instead of trying to change entrenched views that you don't stand a chance of changing, become a scientist and try to work on the meat blob idea.
>>29287394
>damage control
your system is shit and you know it
>>29287433
They are however not allowed to leave Australia because that would be prison break.
>>29287717
Where did you get the idea anti-inequality people want some Harrison Bergeron style future?
http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html
>>29284806
Quality over quantity, man. Would you rather have a set of Eleiko barbells and plates or all the shit-tier isolation machines in the world?
>>29287633
This
>>29287665
And cow's are slaughtered the exact same way in some plants. Hung from the hind on a ceiling conveyor belt of sorts, and throats slit above a a little drainage area, tgen moved down the line.
Like an assembly line of death. It's pretty metal
>tfw you will never be a butcherer who's only job is to wring thousands of cows daily
>>29284834
> I weep for this generation of men
Your fedora tipped so hard you proved a composite higgs
>>29287574
No, they ARE all feminists you beta white knight. Feminists are the cause of all these problems. It is the fault of feminism that fat acceptance exists. It is the fault of feminism that women get tons of special treatment on top of equal rights, but do not have equal responsibilities or punishments with men.
Don't ever defend the female supremacist movement called Feminism if you don't want to make yourself look like a retard.
>>29287665
Oh good, I don't eat pig but i don't like senseless violence either
>>29287772
Feminism and fat acceptance are two symptoms from the same root problem.
Cultural Marxism.
>>29287638
I appreciated it anon.
>>29287772
What hat size are you? I might be able to find a fedora that fits you.
I'm not sure the upside-down cross will fit with those extra chins and neckbeard though..
>>29287665
>>29287692
>>29287757
As long as they cannot feel pain, I'm cool with it
If an animal's destiny is to feed others, there is no need for it to feel pain
As gratitude to them, we can at the very least make their passing painless
>>29287799
Slitting a throat will (generally) not be painful if done correctly / to a stunned animal.
Personally I don't give a shit. I'll choke a fuckin cow if I get a free burger for it. Niggas are retarded.
Fuck, I'll choke a retarded human for a free burger.
/fit/, serious question
Would you eat a mass of cloned muscle cells, that have no nervous system so are incapable of feeling pain and no brain so are incapable of suffering?
>>29287044
AHAHAHAHAHA the US health expenditures!
>>29287579
There's a lot of brunettes here in nordic countries.
Also yes, never move to UK holy fuck the people there are hideous. Dat inbreeding on an island.
>>29287212
#wrekt
>>29287827
meat is meat, if anything it might lead a lot of vegans to try it because no animals would be harmed.
>>29287827
If god didnt want animals to suffer he wouldnt have given them nervous systems in the first place
>>29287827
>incapable of feeling pain
The pleasure of knowing how metal the process of an animal getting to my plate makes it better.
But yeah I would
>>29287354
>Nothing personal
>not Nothing Personnel
>>29287829
Thank you insurance companies for making a profit out of our suffering! Capitalism does it again!
>>29287212
>the Guardian
bro that source is shit, I'd consider the edgy raccoon from guardians of the galaxy a more reliable source
>>29287638
*LARD AND DIRT
Nobody says Pop anymore.
>>29287793
Gracias.
>>29287797
Oh wow such an intelligent counter argument /s
You really couldn't come up with anything? It's quite sad how you instantly jump to the fedora card when it is YOU beta white knights that wear fedoras. Us rational, critically thinking humans who see how harmful and pure evil feminism is, are obviously not fedora betas.
You are pathetic and a complete waste of oxygen.
>>29287783
>>29287772
You are talking about critical theory. You guys are the one's that look retarted. Just because there is some overlap does not make tham the same movement.
>>29284613
>denied obamacare
>>29287872
In the civilized north(you know the side that won) we call it pop. Soda is for the redneck southern folk that have nothing better to do than call their drink a 2 syllable word.
>>29287825
A careful running with all that edge. You'll hurt yourself.
Also, sure if I am hungry and I see an animal, I'll kill it as humanely and as quickly as possible. If I gotta choke a bitch I will. Probably feel bad about it though and pray later. But my stomach will be full.
>>29287827
Nope. Not natty 'nuf.
>>29287825
>>29287799
A stun and a bolt gun seems the most humane but this trend towards Halal and slur campaigns from PETA are leading to more and more abattoirs opting for the slit throat method which is needlessly cruel.
I say this much, If you don't have the stomach to kill your own food you don't have any business eating it.
>>29287897
I never claimed they are the same movement. I said all fat acceptance cunts are feminists. They are. The whole "accept and love your body as it is" bullshit is a feminist idea. Feminism teaches you that you are perfect if you are mediocre, because you are a womyn and womyn are perfect no matter how ugly or obnoxious.
>>29287897
What a fucking terrible mom. That's bullshit. I noticed when I gained 15 lbs from my knee injury. When ariel turns into Ursula, you notice
>>29287827
If that were possible I would eat cloned human meat,
>>29287915
"pray later"
Ahahaha what a faggot
>>29287903
What part, friend? Fellow yankee reporting, most people I know call it soda, with pop being used only occasionally. I think that lard is better, personally. And the South isn't that bad, in my experience.
>>29287921
I don't see why people care about "cruel" acts when they're short-lived.
Torturing something for a long time? Ye, that's cruel. But if they're going to die in ten seconds why the FUCK does it matter if it suffers? It'll be dead before it can comprehend what happened
>>29287717
Nice strawman. No one is saying everyone should have the same wealth. Hierarchy must exist for a society to function and if wealth is the main source of power then wealth inequalities must exist.
However, if the inequalities are high enough then the best way to make more money is to use your power to extract money from the powerless masses. You can see shit going on with investment banking for real life experiences, or Acemogly and Robinson's Why Nations Fail for a more detailed discussion.
>>29287566
it's an unspoken social contract. a girl's new profile pictures has to be the subject of hyperbolic adulation.
and in this case, all the skinny girls are probably afraid she'll eat them.
>>29287930
What do people even taste like?
Could we find a cannibal tribe and have them detail it?
Everyone says chicken but I doubt it.
Incidentally I ate ostrich and crocodile and crocodile tastes more like chicken than ostrich.
Ostrich tastes more like stringy as fuck turkey
>>29287935
I've been to Florida, Texas, Arizona, west Virginia, and Georgia so far. I enjoyed all of them, I'm from Michigan. I don't care what people call soda pop
>>29287953
Can't really argue with that logic without getting into abstract philosophical shit but if you've ever seen a halal slaughter I think you'd agree it crosses the line into torture
>>29287967
>profile pictures has
I'm having an off day
>>29287953
Have you seen halal? There's no reason for it other than their weird religious bullshit
Same thing for not eating pork
>>29287963
I just started Why Nations Fail. foreign service bro?
>>29287968
There have been many cases of people eating meat but it has always been a fetish or a ritual so we don't know how much peoples descriptions are colored by hype. One consistent description is like marbled pork or fatty chicken
>>29287968
IIRC, I was reading Popular Science a few years back, and some dude put his hand on a robot that could "taste" things by analyzing the chemical compounds on the stuff, and it said that humans taste like pork. Also IIRC, the reason that the Fattest Gun in the West uses pig carcasses for testing out his blades is because they're similar to human carcasses in terms of flesh density and stuff.
>>29287987
Religious dogma usually comes from practical advice that is no longer necessary.
"Don't eat pork" is sound advice for nomads since pigs only produce meat and cant survive in the Desert
"Don't eat shellfish"- Eating too much shellfish gives you food poisining
"Hang your animals and slit their throat with their eyes open"- Blood is edible and valuable, hanging is sanitary and slitting the throat is efficient.
>>29287924
How fucking stupid are you? Feminism teaches that women are equal to men and as capable. I know you have no experience with feminists outside of the fat girls in high school but that's literally not feminism.
>>29287963
I guess, whatever. Don't care about politics or economics. I will leave that for others and just do engineering and get rich and make sick gains.
>>29286935
Jesus Christ. Read something, every point you made is wrong. Hell I'm just gonna address the last one but seriously, educate your fucking self. http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-10-21/american-income-inequality-hard-to-get-rich-harder-to-get-un-poor#r=rss
>>29288059
I think the word feminism has been hijacked by liberal extremists.
>>29288036
>>29287987
Plus pork used to rancid quicker than other meats
Pork, were it not for modern procedures, would not have been a smart meat to consume.
>>29287288
Somebody has never been around soldiers.
>>29287996
No. Just found it recommended in Naked Capitalism blog.
>>29288085
True, plus they are fussy animals, modern insulation was invented for pig sheds
>>29288059
No, that's what feminism CLAIMS to teach. What feminism DOES is try to get women more and more special treatment and then lie and call it equality, which it is not. Feminism exists to benefit women and women only, not to create equality.
Is it equal that women do not have to fight for their countries in war and die?
Is it equal that court is always on the womans side?
Is it equal that men have much harsher punishments?
There are hundreds of cases of special treatment for women in the western societies, and they already have equal rights with men so no movement is even needed that claims to want equal rights for women. They literally have all the rights and opportunities men do, plus all the special treatment on top of it.
I know you are a very confused beta who has no idea of how the real world works, but what you claim is feminism, is literally not feminism. Not everything is what they claim to be. Feminism is the movement to create female supremacy in society. Your parents forgot to teach you critical thinking. Think for yourself, don't just believe what you are told. Use your brains since you have them. Don't be so fucking retarded.
>>29287558
>>29287872
I don't think I've ever heard the word soda said out loud since I've moved to Ohio. Literally everybody says pop.
>>29288097
I'm just surprised he's army and not chair force.
>>29286935
Americans spend more tax money on healthcare per capita than Canada does. Medicaid and Medicare cost more money than Canada's healthcare system for everyone. America's healthcare system is one of, if not the most expensive, and isn't even ranked in the top 30 when it comes to patient health outcomes.
>>29284545
>I'll prove it when I rape you
>lmao
>>29287887
>>29288133
Except feminists are trying to change the stuff you just listed as well, it's just the whole movement has been poisoned by a growing portion of hyperbolic, insanse SJWs/
>>29287897
>You guys are the one's that look retarted
>one's
>retarted
Take a look at the HAES/FA movements. There's a reason why they're overwhelmingly female and feminist.
>>29284521
>mfw I'm actually getting /fit/ so I can go full beast on bbws like this.
>>29286956
I understand you, anon.
This kind of threads make me prevent to eat junk food.
>>29288243
I think the word femminist is just a little too broad. I know a lot of women who think its a meaningless pleasantry like being positive or being a happy person
>>29288059
>Feminism teaches that women are equal to men and as capable.
Except men and women aren't equal and definitely do not have the same capabilities. There's differences in perceptions, physical strength, endurance, pain, and a host of other biological, neurological, and perceptual functions at a base level that make this a lie.
Well the thing about feminism is that we don't really need it anymore. Women got equal rights a while ago, and ever since then the entire movement has been taking a nosedive. The only outstanding issues of actual importance are things like abortion laws, maternity leave etc.
The very loud and pissy feminists we all see yammering about body image, regrettable sex (rape), the depiction of women in the media, etc are just deluded as to how favored women already are, because women will always play the victim and try to get support (because it works, as there's always going to be a man desperate enough to pander to them). Men are stuck suffering in silence, like always.
If you want to be a fat cunt, whatever. But don't make it everyone else's problem. And don't try to make it mandatory for people to like you, which is half of what modern feminism is.
>>29288109
muh sides
>>29286458
More like...
Lard God in Heaven, amirite?
>>29288242
No, feminism is not trying to change any of that. There is not a single feminist that wants true equality you naive fool. SJWs are as feminist as feminists can get. Feminism was poison to begin with.
You have just jumped on the bandwagon that feminism used to be something noble and righteous. Well if you actually knew anything about history you would know that is not true.
For example, getting women the right to vote. Do you not know why men have the right to vote? It is a tradeoff for having to fight in wars. The reason men in democracies are allowed to vote, is that they have the responsibility to go to war when war arises, it is the reward for it.
The very first thing feminists went for, was the special treatment of the right to vote without the responsibility that comes with it. Women do not pay for their right to vote like we men do.
>>29288242
>Not a true Scotsman!
>>29288277
dude what
there is literally no modern task other than competing in sports that can't be done by either gender.
and if you think there are more incompetent women than there are incompetent men, you're a fucking idiot. both genders are pretty evenly split for idiocy.
We're not talking about how fast people run a fucking mile, its about if they can file their sales numbers on time.
god damn, anon, get your shit together. this isn't 2010 anymore, you can stop being edgy about women.
>>29288059
Which is false. We should not lie to ourselves just not to hurt womens feelings. Truth is more important than everything else, and that claim is just not true.
Women are not equal to men, fact. In general they are not as strong, as fast, as endurable, nor as intelligent or equal at solving problems. They're even much worse at leadership.
We shouldn't lie because of feelings.
Facts > feelings
>>29288361
>there is literally no modern task other than competing in sports that can't be done by either gender.
Not him, but Infantry
>in bed watching Lions get crushed by Falcons in little Pakistan.
>gf goes downstairs to make coffee/watch Simpsons.
>"this game is depressing me, let me find some enjoyment in an fps thread"
>fat, angry, sweaty, neckbeard libertarian railing against feminism
>sip coffee while quietly reflecting on how feminism has affected my life.
>70k job with pension/401k and comprehensive health/vision/dental
>gym at work is open 24 hours and has two power cages that are almost always free
>gf has 45k job with benefits approximating my own
>pays her own student loans, her own car payment, her own insurance, the energy bill, does all grocery shopping
>realize I only got my sorceress in dragon's crown up to lvl 100 this week
>my best friend got his wizard to level 130
>realize gf is using ps3 to watch Simpsons
>Stafford is like 15/30
>fucking matriarchy
>>29288361
Perhaps you can find an adult to read what I actually wrote to you and explain it in small words you'll understand. Physical capability was part of it, not the whole.
>fat, but not deathfat
>tried dieting, limiting my cals to 300 a week, but starvation mode made me gain 10 lbs in one day
>bmi is full of shit, most of my weight is muscle
>sip on diet dr pepper and go to /fit/ to compare muscles (no homo)
>nearly swallow my frosted chocolate donut with sprinkles whole when come across fps thread
>get curious if i can swallow donuts whole
>ican.jpg
>back to the fps
>reading about people hating fat people for no reason other than their own insecurities
>breathing gets agitated from justified rage, can't get enough oxygen
>have to wear my custom CPAP with a straw whole cut into it
>switch it up to diet mountain dew
>start warming up homemade chocolate covered pizza rolls while thinking about revenge
>make retarded post about income inequality
>the fucking monkeys can't resist my bait
>giggle to self and snack on a couple of cold oscar meyer hot-dogs (no homo) while thread is permanently derailed
>mfw i saved fatdom and womankind on the internet forever
>>29288357
Indeed. The no true Scotsman fallacy is almost without question the only thing feminists and white knights resort to when anyone calls feminism out on its bullshit.
They do a good job of making themselves look like retards.
>>29288382
holy shit muh military!!!!!
sure, the most outdated profession on the planet that is rapidly evaporating.
>>29288386
a woman invented the first programming language.
please name a mental task that women cannot do as well as men. and don't reach out of your ass to come up with another baseless indicator like "muh physical ability"
>>29288059
And communism is in theory about making everyone equal. Except it never works out that way due to the human element.
And capitalism is in theory about the companies with the best product or method of selling one getting the most profits. Except bad companies can prosper due to other methods.
The "idea" or feeling behind an -ism is all well and good, but if the vast vast majority of people following it have actions that don't coincide other people will judge it.
>>29288400
There's a damn good reason anybody who ever actually helped others was called a humanitarian and not a feminist.
>>29288361
Bullshit. You know very well all careers that require intelligence, problem solving skills, logical thinking and rationality are dominated by men. Vast majority of the humans working the most challenging jobs are men, and it's only because women do not go for these jobs as often.
Why do you think it is? It's not just that women aren't as interested in challenging jobs, they also are not as capable at them as men.
>>29288417
>muh military
Yeah, fuck those millions of men that died just so you can spout your idiotic opinion. Women really are the biggest victims of war.
>>29288361
What's so funny about how you're wrong is women overwhelmingly either refuse to study the difficult mental careers like in STEM due either to laziness or wanting to spend time with family and white knights like yourself blame it on the patriarchy that they get paid less.
Seriously someone give me one reason we shouldn't kill the land whales and burn their blubber for fuel?
>>29288456
The Ozone layer can't take another hit like that
>>29288444
Here we go again
>muh freedums
I bet you think the wars in the middle east are actually defensive
>>29288385
Congratulations on being truly retarded. Have fun when your beta ass gets married one day, only to have your wife steal your kids and everything you own, and realize you can not do a thing about it.
Feminism affects men negatively daily in the western world. Majority of men convicted of rape are innocent ffs! Women only have to yell rape when they regret sex and the innocent fucker has their life ruined.
You sad little man.
>>29288444
literally nobody that died in iraq protected any of my freedoms. And I had to pay their salaries and now I'm going to pay for their state provided healthcare and pensions. fucking great.
>>29288438
>they also are not as capable at them as men.
back to the 2010 edgy 4chan women must be worse than men at things.
Dude, get over it. I know you were hurt by a woman or multiple women, but that doesn't make them bad at things. Its okay for women to be smart. There are women alive today that are smarter than you are. Just grow up and deal with it.
One of them will love you some day, anon. its okay.
>>29288464
>muh freedoms
How about you live in a fascist state and see if they give a shit about your feelings.
>>29288456
toxic waste burning laws
>>29288455
a total misunderstanding of women and feminism in a single sentence.
fucking nailed it, dude. Mind if i steal this?
>>29288467
>>29288464
I know you're way too young for World War II to even be a thought in your primitive minds, but it actually did matter. Men got drafted to defend your stupid fucking opinions and feelings.
>>29288464
>>29288467
>Iraq is the only war that ever happened
The original point was that women are not physically on-par wotg men. Every woman who was ever allowed to ho through Marine infantry training failed. Women will be allowed in the SEAL pipeline starting 2016 iirc. I'm sure it will be the same
>>29288381
Durable and intelligent are completely wrong. Problem solving is mostly wrong. If you'd like me to explain I will.
>>29288417
>military
>evaporating
Yeah, no. Humans will never stop going to war kid.
And no, a woman did not invent the first programming language. A male german scientist during WW 2 did.
And don't act like pretty much every great invention of human history was not invented by a man. Nobody stopped women from doing that either, women just can't do it. Even now that everyone has chance to get into studying science and technologies, all the best ones are still men. Gee I wonder why.
>>29288478
We don't live in a fascist state and we didn't stop one in Iraq in Afghanistan so I've literally no idea what you're on about
>>29288492
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ada_Lovelace
>rekt.
>>29288351
>Feminism was poison to begin with.
So women having votes is a bad thing?
Wow.
>>29288357
A laud minority is not representative of a greater whole.
Not all socialists are communists ect.
>>29288465
>Majority of men convicted of rape are innocent ffs!
Whoa Jesus I'm seriously going to need source for such an ridiculous statement.
>>29288478
>implying those taking away your freedom is left-wing
Enjoy your wage slavery and companies being able to sue your State for putting warning labels on cigarettes.
>>29288483
Please inform me how I misunderstand it. When calculating pay for the same exact career and job between unmarried women and unmarried men who never had kids the women actually tend to make more. I bet your dumbass feminsist self actually believes the "77 cents on the dollar for the same work" tripe. Men choose to go into more difficult and more dangerous jobs and hence get paid more.
Feminists remind us all the time that women are getting the majority of college degrees and the boy's club days are over. The only flaw in that is that all those women are getting easy bullshit degrees that either nobody wants or there isn't a demand for. Oops.
All of you motherfuckers stop arguing and get back to FPS.
>>29288464
I bet you think wars are unnecessary.
What a naive child.
>>29288494
We don't live in a fascist state because men died during World War II to prevent that from happening. You're looking at the modern world and how it played out as evidence to support your arguments without realizing that the modern world would look nothing like it does today if it wasn't for millions of men being drafted and dying.
>>29288513
>easy bullshit degrees
Thanks but now I can safely tell you that there is no reason for you to post anymore. 2010 is over. Being edgy about women is no longer cool. Some day a woman will love you. Its okay, anon.
Women are not scary and just because one of them hurt you does not mean all women are evil.
>>29288511
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ada_Lovelace
>Her notes on the engine include what is recognised as the first algorithm intended to be carried out by a machine.
Machine was never built; it's a footnote of history, little more.
